Hmm. I guess we should do something to make their visit worthwhile.
EviLore, if you're reading this (and we know you are

), I hereby issue a dojo challenge to you.
Gym fight, you and me. You can fight full MMA rules, I can only grapple and use open-hand strikes, old-school Pankration-style, in honour of MMA-GAF brother emeritus Polyh3dron, whose honour you have besmirched.
As you are like 6'3", strong enough to have "intermediate-advanced" lifts in the major powerlifting lifts, and are calm and resolved from a thousand fights, I am clearly at a disadvantage.
