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zomgee

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Attention Guests and New Users
« on: October 21, 2017, 05:39:58 PM »
If your BMI is over 26, you *must* send dick pics to demi - this is not an option.

Please also observe the following unwritten rules:

Do not engage in conversation with benjipwns
Etoilet mis-spelled his username
Likes are ACTUAL CURRENCY
There is a gaming side please engage there
Taco Bell is what's for dinner
Yum Brands is sacred
Mods Help is a user, not an action
Free Creepy Stalker

I am completely not qualified to make this thread.
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DopeyFish

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2017, 05:40:50 PM »
are you drunk

SantaC

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2017, 05:41:08 PM »
Holy shit gaf has migrated to this place. World has blown up.

zomgee

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2017, 05:43:21 PM »
mods help
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helios

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2017, 05:54:38 PM »
It was wrong of us to imprison Creepy Stalker.

Free Creepy Stalker.

hampster

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2017, 05:58:17 PM »
Likes are ACTUAL CURRENCY

This is true, but it's like quidditch where only moblin's likes matter
Zzz

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2017, 06:00:44 PM »
roman polanski was setup, much liked alleged pedophile amirox and sexual predator tyler evilore and former neogaf member dennis

Dennis

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2017, 06:16:55 PM »
So many gaffers coming here to chat with me again.

Really heart-warming.

hampster

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2017, 06:29:49 PM »
Required listening for new members:
https://archive.org/details/TheBorecast
Zzz

ModernBoxes

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #9 on: October 21, 2017, 06:38:53 PM »
This forum is slowing down thanks to evil lore. Time to monetize!

AdmiralViscen

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #10 on: October 21, 2017, 06:39:50 PM »
Lock this topic, an announcement is forthcoming

Hock

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #11 on: October 21, 2017, 06:43:32 PM »
So many new people but gaming side is still dead.  :mjcry

HyperZoneWasAwesome

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2017, 06:47:38 PM »
what the shiz happened? I've never seen The Bore this packed!

Take My Breh Away

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #13 on: October 21, 2017, 06:48:36 PM »






Tasty

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2017, 06:54:23 PM »
So many new people but gaming side is still dead.  :mjcry

Lol I was just thinking this.

benjipwns

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #15 on: October 21, 2017, 06:55:39 PM »
You forgot Bob Avakian.

Kara wouldn't have.

 :fbm

The Postman

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #16 on: October 21, 2017, 07:13:19 PM »
anyone who joined after 2007 is a poser.

pilonv1

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #17 on: October 21, 2017, 07:23:20 PM »
To assist new user vetting, please post your opinions on Olive Garden in this thread.
itm

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #18 on: October 21, 2017, 07:24:52 PM »
Pretty much all you have to do to make it here is not somehow be worse than etiolate or JayDubya. That's literally all you have to do.
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Ganhyun

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #19 on: October 21, 2017, 07:28:42 PM »
Pretty much all you have to do to make it here is not somehow be worse than etiolate or JayDubya. That's literally all you have to do.

And be sure to send Demi that dick pic.
XDF

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #20 on: October 21, 2017, 07:29:10 PM »
Al these new people. Hold me. I'm scared.
que

kingkitty

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #21 on: October 21, 2017, 07:35:01 PM »
hello everyone.

seagrams hotsauce

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #22 on: October 21, 2017, 07:36:46 PM »
hello everyone.

My childhood cat was named king kitty!

Diunx

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #23 on: October 21, 2017, 07:43:28 PM »
are my nikkas Phoenix dark, wrath and himuro still here? I'm guessing everyone has had at least 12 name changes since I was last here.
Drunk

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #24 on: October 21, 2017, 07:43:32 PM »
Al these new people. Hold me. I'm scared.

don't worry i'm sure the vast majority of them are white
That's what I'm worried about :ufup
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etiolate

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #25 on: October 21, 2017, 07:47:03 PM »
The lack of Bobby Roberts by god boy that's a paddlin

Diunx

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #26 on: October 21, 2017, 07:55:25 PM »
Demi still likes big boys? I need to get a green card before Trump takes away my visa.
Drunk

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And damnit, the lurkers support me!
« Reply #27 on: October 21, 2017, 08:01:45 PM »
Long-time lurker, first time poster. Long enough to know some here don't like my posting style, and that unlike known pedophile Am0rix and Dennis, I'm not banned from NeoGAF (for now anyway...)

kingkitty

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #28 on: October 21, 2017, 08:04:56 PM »
hello everyone.

My childhood cat was named king kitty!

nice! my current cat's name is big cat.

zomgee

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #29 on: October 21, 2017, 08:06:27 PM »
Pretty much all you have to do to make it here is not somehow be worse than etiolate or JayDubya. That's literally all you have to do.

I can say we're off to a pretty bad start
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Junpei the Tracer!

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #30 on: October 21, 2017, 08:08:23 PM »
Post in the anime thread and talk about the new shows this season like Inuyashiki and Idolmaster Side M plz.
Boo

MartinLutherVandross

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #31 on: October 21, 2017, 08:10:19 PM »
Seems like everyone that’s been temp or pema banned has collectively shown up now that the shit site is on its deathknell

Diunx

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #32 on: October 21, 2017, 08:21:20 PM »
Seems like everyone that’s been temp or pema banned has collectively shown up now that the shit site is on its deathknell

We all wanted to see the reactions from bizarro gaf, speaking of which, any good reaction videos on youtube?
Drunk

RyoonZ

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #33 on: October 21, 2017, 08:35:40 PM »
Anyone know where that Adam Jensen guy went after banned from gaf?

Rufus

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #34 on: October 21, 2017, 08:39:45 PM »
Derrick? Not sure anyone wants to know. Probably just made an alt and kept his head down.

E-DuB

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #35 on: October 21, 2017, 08:39:53 PM »
Good Christ, I haven’t seen this many people in a long ass time.

Am_I_Anonymous

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #36 on: October 21, 2017, 08:53:53 PM »
Wtf
YMMV

headwalk

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #37 on: October 21, 2017, 09:07:06 PM »
feels like a uni campus just opened up across the road from my dog fart local pub.

keep it down you cunts.

Am_I_Anonymous

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #38 on: October 21, 2017, 09:18:36 PM »
Goddamnit gaf continues to ruin everything.
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thisismyusername

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #39 on: October 21, 2017, 09:25:35 PM »
If your BMI is over 26, you *must* send dick pics to demi - this is not an option.

And if you don't hit that and look semi-reasonable: Make sure to PM your dick to me. :-[

Quaker

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #40 on: October 21, 2017, 09:43:04 PM »
Can someone stop being an asshole and let those of us out of the loop know why this board is dragging ass, so we don't have to go dig through the GAF thread plz? It looks like Evilore is getting his comeuppance for that creepy shit he did in Spain that one time?

CatsCatsCats

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #41 on: October 21, 2017, 09:47:13 PM »
Is this gonna be forever?

headwalk

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #42 on: October 21, 2017, 09:58:07 PM »
i assume most will get bored and skulk off into the ether, some others will burn out like a candle with too much oxygen after being maintained in the vacuum of GAF.

the best thing will be that the GAF thread will cease to exist beyond being a general dumbtalk thread which is sort of is anyway.

be interesting to see if this place properly becomes a little slice of old school internet, preserved by people who haven't let modern social media methods stop them from firing up the old HAM radio.

jacob.armitage

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #43 on: October 21, 2017, 10:03:48 PM »
Is this gonna be forever?

forever ever.

benjipwns

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #44 on: October 21, 2017, 10:15:49 PM »
Can someone stop being an asshole and let those of us out of the loop know why this board is dragging ass, so we don't have to go dig through the GAF thread plz? It looks like Evilore is getting his comeuppance for that creepy shit he did in Spain that one time?
This image from Facebook gets out:
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Polyh3dron gets permabanned for being identified in the image. Cheers.

It gets posted in a thread, and another thread, mods say that Evilore will issue a statement shortly over 12 hours ago.

4 of the 5 admins, and nearly half the moderators resign, including besada, Stump, Cyan, Crushed, etc.

All the community threads and other threads are full of people trying to find new places to head to, including The Bore.

GAF literally falls apart, no one is moderating the forum when it's up, which is increasingly less and less to now where it's barely up at all.

Kotaku is planning on publishing an article about it, there's rumors of more moderators who have quit but with the site busted they can't be taken off the list, also a rumor that Evilore may have made up some absurd excuse regarding the above post that may have helped trigger the exodus of staff.

The entire thing just imploded over the course of a few hours. Evilore's statement that was coming shortly is unlikely to come shortly, at least that is my opinion.

The site doesn't work and Off-Topic is an amazing post-apocalyptic disaster area in which a Roman Reigns cult has taken up residence. Who knows what it'll be like when they get it fixed and back up.

CountAntonius

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #45 on: October 21, 2017, 10:39:58 PM »
Junior Member.

pollo

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #46 on: October 21, 2017, 10:50:31 PM »
been waiting for the tl;dr thanks benji.

pretty crazy stuff

Ryuhza

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #47 on: October 21, 2017, 10:56:51 PM »
At the risk of looking like a total knob, what is the deal with setting up an avatar? Can't get anything to take.

Stoney Mason

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #48 on: October 21, 2017, 10:57:50 PM »
lol. Haven't posted in a few days and come back to the meltdown of GAF.

 :neogaf

benjipwns

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #49 on: October 21, 2017, 10:59:42 PM »
i think the fix was to use http instead of https in the url

Ryuhza

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #50 on: October 21, 2017, 11:05:19 PM »
i think the fix was to use http instead of https in the url

Aye that did the trick.

Positive Touch

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #51 on: October 21, 2017, 11:14:40 PM »
for real tho newbs - keep gaf shit in the gaf thread
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Re: And damnit, the lurkers support me!
« Reply #52 on: October 21, 2017, 11:19:11 PM »
Long-time lurker, first time poster. Long enough to know some here don't like my posting style, and that unlike known pedophile Am0rix and Dennis, I'm not banned from NeoGAF (for now anyway...)

Nice, always enjoyed your posts.
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DCharlieJP

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #53 on: October 21, 2017, 11:21:23 PM »
I miss all the fun stuff, don't I?

O=X

CajoleJuice

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #54 on: October 21, 2017, 11:58:43 PM »
i heard about this meltdown on twitter. still surprised at just how many people are logged in right now, holy shit
AMC

jacob.armitage

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #55 on: October 22, 2017, 12:06:41 AM »
Al these new people hold me. I'm scared.


You want all the new people to hold you?

thisismyusername

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #56 on: October 22, 2017, 12:06:52 AM »

Chim Richalds

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #57 on: October 22, 2017, 12:26:38 AM »
are you drunk

I am.

My Astros are going to the World Series and Evilore has been destroyed.  WHAT A FUCKING DAY

Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #58 on: October 22, 2017, 12:33:25 AM »
Al these new people. Hold me. I'm scared.

don't worry i'm sure the vast majority of them are white

I dunno, if they have Tiki torches there could be problems.

Skidmark

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Re: Attention Guests and New Users
« Reply #59 on: October 22, 2017, 12:33:44 AM »
are my nikkas Phoenix dark, wrath and himuro still here? I'm guessing everyone has had at least 12 name changes since I was last here.

Sup buddy? It's wrath.

Himuro here, wassup bud!