The Other Forums Thread for 90's Kids ONLY

[benjipwns]

also i don't know why but for some reason i love the phrasing of "weaponized an automobile"

it's so...

[jorma]

also i don't know why but for some reason i love the phrasing of "weaponized an automobile"

it's so...

at least they aren't weaponizing food allergies like that cartoon did.

The line between bear traps in bed-- clearly an example of Home Alone/Tom and Jerry-style cartoon violence-- and weaponizing a food allergy-- a real-life, possibly fatal, danger that actual children have used against each other-- is clear. People downplaying this issue henceforth will be subject to moderator action.

 lmfao

[tummyfat]

If they really decided to give LP protected member status it's going to lead to some hilarity

Dude can't go more than two hours without saying something really stupid, attacking an other user or dropping N bombs

[headwalk]

i wonder if reset's end point is just every post being a red text comment on the one before, like when MSN messenger just became a defacto bot-net because the russian porn bots outnumbered real people 10:1.

[benjipwns]

i wonder if reset's end point is just every post being a red text comment on the one before

what's the point of being a moderator or even a resettlement advisor if there aren't lesser members around to be judged?

[benjipwns]

The end game obviously involves these three in some way:

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[benjipwns]

Why did the NYT go on a nazi hiring spree anyway? The fuck?

[HaughtyFrank]

Cindy, you can come back !


User Warned: Insulting another member based on gun ownership.


https://www.resetera.com/posts/5019225/

Wow, really? That's embarrassing. You know that statistically speaking, those guns are significantly more likely to kill you than be used to protect you, right? Not to mention accidental death. It's like admitting "My investment strategy is going to Vegas and dumping it all into the slots!"

This earns someone a warning? Meanwhile you have other members argue condescending and dismissive as fuck without being touched. The mods are hilariously inconsistent.

[ToxicAdam]

Bear in mind the evolution of warfare from the Civil War to World War I to World War II to Vietnam to modern day. Modern wars don’t look anything like the clashes between armies seen 150 years ago.

I highlight this to prepare you for the revelation that the United States is currently in the midst of a civil war that may have started decades ago.

The return of Somedude

:praise

[benjipwns]

You know that statistically speaking, those guns are significantly more likely to kill you ...  Not to mention accidental death.

*looks at Dreamcast nervously*

[benjipwns]

It’s either us or them. And it’s time you make peace with that and choose, because they’ve already made their minds up.

man, history really is setting out to redeem George W. Bush after all

just like he promised

[benjipwns]

The big difference is that cars have other designed usages that are susceptible to being misused and the other being nothing but killing machines with easy to use point and click interfaces.

i can totes 360 no scope irl breh

[VomKriege]

This thread really shows that ResetEra isn't the progressive board it claims to be.

Applicable for almost any thread by anyone !

https://www.resetera.com/posts/4991935/

It feels like sex is the ultimate golden carrot dangled in the face of young males. It's the absolute goal one needs to achieve for "adulthood".
I've no idea where it comes from and what it's supposed to achieve.

https://www.resetera.com/posts/4982743/

What a mystery

[benjipwns]

This thread really shows that ResetEra isn't the progressive board it claims to be.

Applicable for almost any thread by anyone !

https://www.resetera.com/posts/4991935/

It feels like sex is the ultimate golden carrot dangled in the face of young males. It's the absolute goal one needs to achieve for "adulthood".
I've no idea where it comes from and what it's supposed to achieve.

https://www.resetera.com/posts/4982743/

What a mystery

this is a good workshop on the resetera slogan, needs some condensing and we'll definitely have to change the last part to "argue about":

I've been around the world Including Florida. Most things and people are just extremely boring to me. I've done the whole "forcing yourself to enjoy things" for decades now and I'm just sick of it. Would rather just play games.

[tummyfat]

Sex is the ultimate

[benjipwns]

i wonder how fast a thread would get locked due to report button mashing, and yourself banned of course, if you were to say something like "we shouldn't pretend these kids are angels or innocent victims, they were bullying and harassing Cruz (who is autistic with ADD and other mental illnesses) and probably many many other minorities while almost assuredly making racist, homophobic or transphobic comments regularly"

minutes? seconds? does it matter on if SweetNicole is online or not?

[tummyfat]

I went to a movie last night and some fat nerd behind me was talking about how he made out with "a biological female" and then explained to his friends that if Battle Angel is anything like the anime it's based on, it's going to be very dark.

I didn't know these people existed in real life.

 

User has been warned for transphobia. Using the term 'biological female' implies that trans women are not biologically female

[Assimilate]

I went to a movie last night and some fat nerd behind me was talking about how he made out with "a biological female" and then explained to his friends that if Battle Angel is anything like the anime it's based on, it's going to be very dark.

I didn't know these people existed in real life.

 

What movie?

Do you even have to ask that? Obviously a Marvel flick.

[benjipwns]

I went to a movie last night and some fat nerd behind me was talking about how he made out with "a biological female" and then explained to his friends that if Battle Angel is anything like the anime it's based on, it's going to be very dark.

I didn't know these people existed in real life.

 

What movie?

Samson obviously

[Joe Molotov]

I went to a movie last night and some fat nerd behind me was talking about how he made out with "a biological female" and then explained to his friends that if Battle Angel is anything like the anime it's based on, it's going to be very dark.

I didn't know these people existed in real life.

 

What movie?

Peter Rabbit

[tummyfat]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/crockpot-in-bedroom.26265/

 

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/crockpot-in-bedroom.26265/

 

Frying fish in my bedroom, is it a good idea ?

it would be like having a beef or chicken diffuser, mind, but not dangerous

I don’t understand

 

[agrajag]

i wonder if reset's end point is just every post being a red text comment on the one before, like when MSN messenger just became a defacto bot-net because the russian porn bots outnumbered real people 10:1.

Yes like the Matrix

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

That David Jaffe thread.

and let's not even get into how many of the execution move animations in early god of war games are really reminiscent of spousal abuse imagery

let's just say, there is probably a reason for why jaffe hasn't been able to land creative lead jobs at bigger studios despite having worked on the wildly successful god of war

Yeah, that is a bit far gone. You can't just randomly imply someone physically abuses their wife because they made a violent video game :/ That's no better than Republicans trying to say violent video games cause mass shootings.

Or at least I read that remark that way. Maybe bad wording.

i got a warning for derailing the thread, so i don't want to spend much more time on that subject, but for the record i did not mean to imply that he abuses his partners. only that the execution animations of female enemies are visually reminiscent of spousal abuse. and that that, taken together with all those public cuntish misogynistic comments, makes me feel very uncomfortable about his games

https://www.resetera.com/posts/5024470/

[MMaRsu]

I am sure he found it out of place in a GoW game

what a bunch of little bitches over at era  :'(

[VomKriege]

reminiscent of spousal abuse imagery

[Assimilate]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/crockpot-in-bedroom.26265/

 

Registering for a REE account should put you on an automatic no fly list. These kids are honestly fucking distinguished mentally-challenged.

[Uncle]

only that the execution animations of female enemies are visually reminiscent of spousal abuse

 

[benjipwns]

the vicious beating, murder and often dismemberment Kratos performs is VISUALLY REMINISCENT of spousal abuse? that's really our angle of uncomfortably here?

david "hillary could do more harm than trump" jaffe

oh, i see

[HaughtyFrank]

reminiscent of spousal abuse imagery

Very common that abusive man grab woman and bear hug them until their back breaks

[MMaRsu]

reminiscent of spousal abuse imagery

Very common that abusive man grab woman and bear hug them until their back breaks

And after that rip off their arms as well, crucial element of spousal abuse

[tummyfat]

When I kill people in shooters it's visually reminiscent of murder - which includes not only school shootings and the police shooting unarmed black teenagers.

You could say it's problematic at the least

[benjipwns]

let's just say, there is probably a reason for why jaffe hasn't been able to land creative lead jobs at bigger studios despite having worked on the wildly successful god of war

one reason might be that he doesn't try or want those type of jobs? i mean he spent a decade at Sony itself, all the way back with Mickey Mania and THREE NINJAS KICK BACK, he openly lamented the size of the team required for God of War and the PS3 Twisted Metal

and his primary partners in crime have been former SingleTrac people, especially Scott Campbell, who are based in Utah and he's always refused to move from San Diego

but it's more likely his violent spousal abuse that he brings into the office daily, maybe even child abuse? maybe the authorities should check on his kids? should somebody be making a call? i don't know how resetera wants to handle these type of things

[benjipwns]

"Dave, how should we have Kratos kill these Gorgons?"
"LIKE WHEN I FUCKING BEAT MY WIFE HALF TO DEATH BUT ALL THE WAY ... HERE, I HAVE A CLIP ON MY PHONE FROM THE OTHER NIGHT, COPY IT EXACTLY"

[Joe Molotov]

I was disgusted when David Jaffe's games weaponized automobiles in a way that's visually similar to the Charlottesville attack.

[benjipwns]

I was disgusted when David Jaffe's games weaponized automobiles in a way that's visually similar to the Charlottesville attack.

One might say this was the UK's problem with Carmageddon.

[benjipwns]

VIDEO GAME VIOLENCE:

[Marhunchy]

what's the fascination for Dragon Ball? 

it's a gateway drug? 

[Momo]

That David Jaffe thread.

and let's not even get into how many of the execution move animations in early god of war games are really reminiscent of spousal abuse imagery

let's just say, there is probably a reason for why jaffe hasn't been able to land creative lead jobs at bigger studios despite having worked on the wildly successful god of war

Yeah, that is a bit far gone. You can't just randomly imply someone physically abuses their wife because they made a violent video game :/ That's no better than Republicans trying to say violent video games cause mass shootings.

Or at least I read that remark that way. Maybe bad wording.

i got a warning for derailing the thread, so i don't want to spend much more time on that subject, but for the record i did not mean to imply that he abuses his partners. only that the execution animations of female enemies are visually reminiscent of spousal abuse. and that that, taken together with all those public cuntish misogynistic comments, makes me feel very uncomfortable about his games

https://www.resetera.com/posts/5024470/

REE is essentially waterboy's mother

[thisismyusername]

https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/968829963007864834

This is kind of baffling. Like a weird, politically correct, holier than thou attack on kids who saw their friends murdered and almost got murdered themselves for being angry that nobody is doing anything about it. Who is this for?

The debate after #Parkland reminds us We The People don’t really like each other very much.

Yes.

We smear those who refuse to agree with us.

Yes.

We claim a Judea-Christian heritage but celebrate arrogance & boasting. & worst of all we have infected the next generation with the same disease

Ohhhhhh this is where your message goes wrong, Marco. You totally lost the plot.

[agrajag]

Let's put your theory to the test, Momo

"Mama says everything is sexist, everything is racist, everything is homophobic and you have to point it all out"

yep, it checks out

[etiolate]

The next God of War needs to have Kratos swing his fist around in the air and say "why I oughtta!"

[kingv]

i wonder if reset's end point is just every post being a red text comment on the one before, like when MSN messenger just became a defacto bot-net because the russian porn bots outnumbered real people 10:1.

Yes like the Matrix

(Image removed from quote.)

The end game will be one final thread from Sweetnicole, with a single post linking to a discord and a block of red text saying.

Banned for a history of being disingenuous.
-SweetNicole

Who was sweet Nicole on GAF anyway? I’m pretty sure I don’t really remember her.

Also haven’t heard much in this thread about morrigan lately. If she’s a calmer one now... it’s really flown off the rails.

[tummyfat]

I think her GAF name was Pattycakes or something

[etiolate]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/5029094/

After the brouhaha that erupted and he was ultimately forced to leave the school, he went on Tucker Carlson of all people - an open white supremacist propagandist for Fox News - to argue his position that the black students were "racist" and that there structural and passive racism are non-existent. You can also see in his more recent interviews (such as his aforementioned appearance on the Rubin Report) that he is still playing the role of a man victimized by non-existent black racism. The guy is a clear racist. But this is about Joe Rogan. I was just responding to your query.

[kingv]

She really should have went with pattysurprise.com

[tummyfat]

Reee is about to let us know if it's ok to call white people cracker

Fingers crossed

https://www.resetera.com/threads/oprah-if-im-supposed-to-run-for-president-god-has-to-tell-me.26305/page-9

[MMaRsu]

Reee is about to let us know if it's ok to call white people cracker

Fingers crossed

https://www.resetera.com/threads/oprah-if-im-supposed-to-run-for-president-god-has-to-tell-me.26305/page-9

Ahh what's going on here?

LOCKED!

[samir]

rowlf is such a party pooper

[tummyfat]

I've never seen a "temporary lock" on GAF, ever.

bish would do it  to "run his lawnmower" or whatever corny shit he used to say

[Clockwork5]

Since the thread only got locked once people started voicing how disgusting the average RE poster is, Id say anything goes.

Anything except for a little self-reflection, i should say.

[kingv]

I never saw him do it tonpay his child support...

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

If Terryy Crew's can build a PC so can you!
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I find it strange that you chose a black person for this? Why not a white person?
Are you trying to imply Terry Crews is dumb?

 

https://www.resetera.com/posts/4992278/

[tummyfat]

If Terryy Crew's can build a PC so can you!
(Image removed from quote.)

I find it strange that you chose a black person for this? Why not a white person?
Are you trying to imply Terry Crews is dumb?

 

https://www.resetera.com/posts/4992278/

(sung to the tune of 'Everything is Awesome')

Everything is racist
Everything's offensive when you're posting on RE

[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/if-the-u-s-government-blocks-the-at-t-and-time-warner-merger-wb-and-dc-comics-may-be-sold-separate.26328/

What is the benefit of cheer Disney and Marvel like that? Why the fuck would you want a hegemonic corporation in your favorite hobby?

Is getting Nintendotards levels of stupid.

It wouldn't. The comic industry would continue exactly as it has for the past 15 years: a niche product that helps support movies, video games and merchandise.

https://www.resetera.com/posts/5034319/

Is a niche product, but people still will be not thrilled if the quality drops.

[etiolate]

thank you Chris Ray Gun

[Joe Molotov]

It’s so easy, even a racially-neutral caveperson can do it.

[Atramental]

He's "one of the good ones". 

[Boredfrom]

I actually think is great that he build a PC for his kid, sure as hell my parents where never that technological savy. Neither I am for the matter.

[venereology]

Please refrain from equating religious belief with mental illness or using racially inflammatory language. This type of behaviour goes against our ToS and will be actioned. Thank you. The thread is now reopened.

oh i see