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cloudwalking

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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #60 on: January 28, 2007, 03:41:07 AM »
I think Patel's the only one here who has met me in real life, so you should all listen to him. I am a very nice girl.

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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #61 on: January 28, 2007, 03:41:53 AM »

Phoenix Dark

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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #62 on: January 28, 2007, 03:42:29 AM »
Come to Michigan.

I will take you out to dinner
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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #63 on: January 28, 2007, 03:43:30 AM »
And I met Patel in real life, and all he did was talk shit about cloudwalking.  I was like, "Whoa, you're way out of line, we're Internet pals, sir!" and he slapped me and told me to go to Jewish hell.  True story.
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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #64 on: January 28, 2007, 03:43:51 AM »
I just realized something! I'm Single!!!

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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #65 on: January 28, 2007, 03:45:40 AM »
And I met Patel in real life, and all he did was talk shit about cloudwalking.  I was like, "Whoa, you're way out of line, we're Internet pals, sir!" and he slapped me and told me to go to Jewish hell.  True story.

What's Jewish hell like?  No bagels and everything is overpriced?
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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #66 on: January 28, 2007, 03:46:40 AM »
I just realized something! I'm Single!!!

no, you're alone
« Last Edit: January 28, 2007, 03:48:11 AM by Boogie »
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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #67 on: January 28, 2007, 03:47:13 AM »
I think Patel's the only one here who has met me in real life, so you should all listen to him. I am a very nice girl.

Want a hug?

What's Jewish hell like?  No bagels and everything is overpriced?


:rofl

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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #68 on: January 28, 2007, 03:47:47 AM »
I just realized something! I'm Single!!!

no, you're alone.

Normally I'd bitch at someone for quoting one of the tards on my ignore list, but that was AWESOME, even if you do lust after Mike Works schlong now.
yar

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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #69 on: January 28, 2007, 03:49:30 AM »
I just realized something! I'm Single!!!

no, you're alone

That is where you are wrong my good man. I have lots and lots of friends.

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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #70 on: January 28, 2007, 03:49:58 AM »
NO! THE INTERNET SEZ YOURE ALONE! YOU ARE ALONE!
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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #71 on: January 28, 2007, 03:50:30 AM »
Dude, for the last time - we're not your friends!
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FlameOfCallandor

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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #72 on: January 28, 2007, 03:51:41 AM »
Dude, for the last time - we're not your friends!

You are my friends, but even if you weren't friends is one thing I have plenty off. I know yall dont believe it, but im a pretty cool and chill guy in real life.


I love you guys.

MrAngryFace

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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #73 on: January 28, 2007, 03:52:57 AM »
I dunno man, id never get all gayed up with MY friends and pose for pictures!
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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #74 on: January 28, 2007, 03:54:03 AM »
 :lol :lol
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FlameOfCallandor

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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #75 on: January 28, 2007, 03:54:54 AM »
I dunno man, id never get all gayed up with MY friends and pose for pictures!

LOL oh come on, its all for fun and a good facebook photo.  Im pretty secure in my heterosexuality.

Plus were still in college and it's a saturday night. No need to be so serious.

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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #76 on: January 28, 2007, 03:55:02 AM »
My armpits are NEVER EXPOSED AROUND MY FRIENDS
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FlameOfCallandor

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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #77 on: January 28, 2007, 03:56:04 AM »
My armpits are NEVER EXPOSED AROUND MY FRIENDS

My armpits are amazing.

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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #78 on: January 28, 2007, 03:57:57 AM »
I just realized something! I'm Single!!!

no, you're alone

That is where you are wrong my good man. I have lots and lots of friends.

I don't mean nuthin' by it.  It's just that half of GAF sees "single" as meaning "fuck a different girl every week" So, I just thought I'd clarify your situation for you :P
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FlameOfCallandor

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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #79 on: January 28, 2007, 03:59:15 AM »
Ah ok, me and you have alot in common boogie. You just have to be gratefull for what you have.

You and I will find an amazing woman someday, but untill then we have to enjoy life!

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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #80 on: January 28, 2007, 03:59:19 AM »
We arent half of GAF lol
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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #81 on: January 28, 2007, 04:02:01 AM »
We arent half of GAF lol

well no, but FoC is still obsessed with GAf, sooo ;)
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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #82 on: January 28, 2007, 04:03:22 AM »
good point
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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #83 on: January 28, 2007, 04:03:33 AM »
We arent half of GAF lol

well no, but FoC is still obsessed with GAf, sooo ;)

Naw, GAF can suck my crusty balls. EB4Lyfe

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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #84 on: January 28, 2007, 04:04:10 AM »
this thread is sticky in more way than one

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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #85 on: January 28, 2007, 04:09:30 AM »
I hope you're doing ok with this Cloud.  LD relationships are tough but I think you probably know it's for the best.  Take care and I know you'll be ok.  :)
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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #86 on: January 28, 2007, 04:12:38 AM »
Dear Cloud,

Send Me Money

Thanks,
MAF
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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #87 on: January 28, 2007, 04:43:17 AM »
Hey Cloud,

I've been fairly out of the loop with your love life. That being said, good luck. I hope your guy didn't end up cheating on you or anything, as that would suck. You're a nice girl, and I'm sure you'll find happiness again.

Hope you make it through this ok!
8=D

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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #88 on: January 28, 2007, 05:01:37 AM »
I think she'll be fine.
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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #89 on: January 28, 2007, 05:08:11 AM »

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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #90 on: January 28, 2007, 05:28:59 AM »
Can people PLEASE stop quoting FoC and the Dark Shake when they post?  UNless I decide to, I'd rather not be expose to their sheer idiocy.
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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #91 on: January 28, 2007, 06:50:33 AM »
Can people PLEASE stop quoting FoC and the Dark Shake when they post?  UNless I decide to, I'd rather not be expose to their sheer idiocy.

QFT, IAWTP, +1, ETC ETC
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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #92 on: January 28, 2007, 07:23:08 AM »
I propose we have a thread we're all the EB bachelors fight for cloud or some shit. Call it "I <3 Cloudwalking"

:-[

It'll be televised up on VH1
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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #93 on: January 28, 2007, 07:34:22 AM »
I propose we have a thread we're all the EB bachelors fight for cloud or some shit. Call it "I <3 Cloudwalking"

:-[

It'll be televised up on VH1

Then she'd end up with Boogie, and who wants to see that, really?  I propose we split the competition into at least 3 different categories:

-Fighting
-Drinking
-Competitive Video games
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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #94 on: January 28, 2007, 07:35:45 AM »
Doesn't penis size count too?

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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #95 on: January 28, 2007, 07:36:51 AM »
I propose we have a thread we're all the EB bachelors fight for cloud or some shit. Call it "I <3 Cloudwalking"

:-[

It'll be televised up on VH1

Then she'd end up with Boogie, and who wants to see that, really?  I propose we split the competition into at least 3 different categories:

-Fighting
-Drinking
-Competitive Video games

I agree with this. God help her if Garrett wins
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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #96 on: January 28, 2007, 07:45:17 AM »

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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #97 on: January 28, 2007, 07:47:45 AM »
boring

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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #98 on: January 28, 2007, 07:51:56 AM »
we can have a contest for runner-up

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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #99 on: January 28, 2007, 08:22:51 AM »
so am i :(

I'M SO TORN

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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #100 on: January 28, 2007, 09:08:45 AM »
:'( that sucks :'(

The Seattle Crew will chug scotch in sorrow for your broken hopes. :'(

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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #101 on: January 28, 2007, 09:22:03 AM »
why is this stickied?
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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #102 on: January 28, 2007, 09:25:25 AM »

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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #103 on: January 28, 2007, 09:26:44 AM »
low self-esteem

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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #104 on: January 28, 2007, 09:29:47 AM »
low self-esteem
This may be the break of whiteACID from Evilbore forever. I'm tired of having to get rid of the stale taste of attention whore off my palate every time I visit this site.
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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #105 on: January 28, 2007, 09:37:17 AM »
WHITEACID AM QUIT THIS FORUM
READ HERE THE REASONS WHY

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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #106 on: January 28, 2007, 09:39:09 AM »
Since I quit smoking only hard liquor can rid my mouth of the disgusting taste. EVILBORE MAKE ME ALCOHOLIC
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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #107 on: January 28, 2007, 10:57:33 AM »
I just realized something! I'm Single!!!

no, you're alone

That is where you are wrong my good man. I have lots and lots of friends.

I don't mean nuthin' by it.  It's just that half of GAF sees "single" as meaning "fuck a different girl every week" So, I just thought I'd clarify your situation for you :P
Haha, half of GAF WISHES they could fuck a different girl every week.
:-þ

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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #108 on: January 28, 2007, 12:24:24 PM »
White: What do you drink? I pretty much only drink Irish Whiskey and Scotch these days.
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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #109 on: January 28, 2007, 12:36:00 PM »
i didn't sticky this, MAF did!

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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #110 on: January 28, 2007, 01:58:46 PM »
In all seriousness, good luck Cloudwalking.

Long distance FTL. I know from personal experience. It sucks.

My suggestion: look around where you are.... far, far away from this forum as possible.

And good luck. You seem to be a very interesting person (since two forums are basically OMG CLOUDWALKING all the time) so you probably won't be single for long.
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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #111 on: January 28, 2007, 02:05:36 PM »
Cloud should just get with PD. Show him what love is :-[
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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #112 on: January 28, 2007, 02:17:19 PM »
Well she lives in a Big Ten state right?

I'd love to meet her :(
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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #113 on: January 28, 2007, 04:42:07 PM »

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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #114 on: January 29, 2007, 03:50:12 AM »
<JunpeiHeat> so cloud how can 16 yr old get with u?
<PhoenixDark> aren't there girls at your school?
<JunpeiHeat> IM WORTH THE JAIL TIME!
<Boogie_> actually, that vid is kinda disturbing/confusing
* G has joined #evilbore
<G> wtf
<cloudwalking> that's bejeweled on xbla in the BG
<cloudwalking> :D
<PhoenixDark> i remember lots of hot 16 year olds
<PhoenixDark> and still remember them
<Boogie_> 16 years olds aren't hot!
<PhoenixDark> yes
<JunpeiHeat> there FUCKING IDOITS
<Boogie_> they're younger then my littlest brother
<PhoenixDark> you haven't seen the ones i have
<cloudwalking> i don't date younger men junpei
<Boogie_> therefore, NOT HAWT
<cloudwalking> plus i am taken
<PhoenixDark> huh
<PhoenixDark> that fast?
<Boogie_> taken?!
<Boogie_> WTF>?!
<PhoenixDark> !
<JunpeiHeat> ??
<cloudwalking> lawl
<JunpeiHeat> who i gotta kill?
<Boogie_> CLOUDWALKING AM DEPENDANT TOTAL
<JunpeiHeat> lol
<Boogie_> can't stand being single
<Boogie_> FUCK IT'S 3:30 IN THE MORNING
<Boogie_> WHY AM I NOT IN BED
<G> go to bed
<Boogie_> FUCK YOU EVILBORE CHATROOM
<Boogie_> IT'S YOUR FAULT

 :-\ :lol
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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #115 on: January 29, 2007, 03:54:48 AM »
what so funny?
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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #116 on: January 29, 2007, 03:55:25 AM »
You treat her so disrespectfully.
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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #117 on: January 29, 2007, 03:59:42 AM »
Why do you care? Go back to Michigan
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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #118 on: January 29, 2007, 04:11:11 AM »
You treat her so disrespectfully.

lolz
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Re: I'M SINGLE
« Reply #119 on: January 29, 2007, 07:42:48 AM »
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