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Re: Dunkey
« Reply #840 on: July 27, 2020, 02:01:28 AM »
TBH anything but a couple of indie showcases were very poor this year.
The PS5 one was ok i guess, but didn't exactly fire me up to spend 500€ on the thing.
This pseudo E3 sucked balls.

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« Reply #841 on: July 27, 2020, 07:14:35 AM »
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« Reply #842 on: July 27, 2020, 07:50:03 AM »
TBH anything but a couple of indie showcases were very poor this year.
The PS5 one was ok i guess, but didn't exactly fire me up to spend 500€ on the thing.
This pseudo E3 sucked balls.
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« Reply #843 on: July 27, 2020, 08:43:17 AM »
This is the dumbest next gen launch ever, the killer app of this year was always going to be a game that was announced like 8 years ago lol
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« Reply #844 on: July 27, 2020, 11:47:00 AM »
TBH anything but a couple of indie showcases were very poor this year.
The PS5 one was ok i guess, but didn't exactly fire me up to spend 500€ on the thing.
This pseudo E3 sucked balls.
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« Reply #845 on: July 28, 2020, 12:23:41 PM »
This is the dumbest next gen launch ever, the killer app of this year was always going to be a game that was announced like 8 years ago lol

Is there a reason why Microsoft and Sony can’t wait one more year and get something interesting ready to go? This next generation is so awful that you can just buy the same big games on existing platforms. At least in the past you had those killer apps but now they hardly even bother with those. Maybe I’m getting too old but none of these new systems have anything compelling.
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Re: Dunkey
« Reply #846 on: July 28, 2020, 12:28:07 PM »
Why would you buy a console when you can simply build a PC and play them there? :kermit

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« Reply #847 on: July 28, 2020, 12:40:29 PM »
This is the dumbest next gen launch ever, the killer app of this year was always going to be a game that was announced like 8 years ago lol

Is there a reason why Microsoft and Sony can’t wait one more year and get something interesting ready to go? This next generation is so awful that you can just buy the same big games on existing platforms. At least in the past you had those killer apps but now they hardly even bother with those. Maybe I’m getting too old but none of these new systems have anything compelling.

Yeah it seems really stupid to me to launch this year as well. Oh well. MS would benefit so much from a year delay.
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« Reply #848 on: July 28, 2020, 12:57:55 PM »
-Economy in the tank
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« Reply #849 on: July 28, 2020, 01:00:40 PM »
what next gen games only are gonna be ready at launch anyway :girlaff
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« Reply #850 on: July 28, 2020, 01:21:52 PM »
what next gen games only are gonna be ready at launch anyway :girlaff

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Re: Dunkey
« Reply #851 on: July 28, 2020, 01:32:54 PM »
This is the dumbest next gen launch ever, the killer app of this year was always going to be a game that was announced like 8 years ago lol

Is there a reason why Microsoft and Sony can’t wait one more year and get something interesting ready to go? This next generation is so awful that you can just buy the same big games on existing platforms. At least in the past you had those killer apps but now they hardly even bother with those. Maybe I’m getting too old but none of these new systems have anything compelling.

I imagine it has to do with bidding for time and manpower to manufacture all the consoles in factories, along with making deals with chip/parts manufacturers and both corporations negotiating with all parties involved with retail space and warehouse shit.

Their financial lords probably crunched numbers and the cost of delaying a console launch is worse than trickling consoles out thru this holiday.

It is the absolute worst time to launch, and Nintendo is gonna benefit from having cheaper consoles and a library that sells consistently well at $60 for years.
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« Reply #852 on: July 28, 2020, 01:43:17 PM »
But the Switch is still priced like a ps4  ???

I mean a ps4 is probably cheaper
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« Reply #853 on: July 28, 2020, 01:57:08 PM »
But the Switch is still priced like a ps4  ???

I mean a ps4 is probably cheaper

Switch lite is $200 new.

The demand for Switch has only grown, it's still hard to buy one that isn't marked up from a private seller, reputable retailers have them in stock for a minute or two before a batch sells out. The Switch has had about 57 million consoles shipped in its first three years. Taking into account it's library and lower cost than a PS5 or XsX, any PS4/Xbone owner will be allured by the lower cost of a Switch.

PS4 would have a last big push with one last model and a price cut, but that isn't going to happen.

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« Reply #854 on: July 28, 2020, 02:06:55 PM »
Well I dont want a switch lite I wanna play on the tv too :p

Maybe Sony will do a PS4 Pro Slim, or at least I would like that
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« Reply #855 on: July 28, 2020, 03:43:55 PM »
-Economy in the tank
-People are short on income
-High unemployment
-Pandemic is messing up supply chains

NEW $600 GAME BOXES EVERYONE

Meanwhile Nintendo is asset flipping Mario Kart: Tour into Mario Kart 9 and sitting on a finished build of Breath of the Wild 2 for 2 months  :success
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« Reply #856 on: July 28, 2020, 04:31:21 PM »
-Economy in the tank
-People are short on income
-High unemployment
-Pandemic is messing up supply chains

NEW $600 GAME BOXES EVERYONE

Meanwhile Nintendo is asset flipping Mario Kart: Tour into Mario Kart 9 and sitting on a finished build of Breath of the Wild 2 for 2 months  :success

Also, they never restarted Metroid Prime 4, it was always at Retro. The game's has been done for years and Nintendo's just waiting for the perfect time to release it, like Earthbound Beginnings (English ver.) and Star Fox 2.

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Re: Dunkey
« Reply #857 on: July 28, 2020, 04:47:33 PM »
This is the dumbest next gen launch ever, the killer app of this year was always going to be a game that was announced like 8 years ago lol

Is there a reason why Microsoft and Sony can’t wait one more year and get something interesting ready to go? This next generation is so awful that you can just buy the same big games on existing platforms. At least in the past you had those killer apps but now they hardly even bother with those. Maybe I’m getting too old but none of these new systems have anything compelling.

They've already sunk so much into R&D, pre-allocated money to marketing, etc, they're counting on sales in that quarter on their books in order to even possibly be able to make their projections, even accounting for These Troubled Times™

So, basically it's just that they're huge multi-national corporations and are too far along in the process to consider holding off a year.

The REAL reason is that they could have fucking done so years ago because they probably had a good idea this was the year for a new console launch and instead didn't bother to line up any real AAA first party launch titles. Sony through shitty timing, MS through incompetence and not knowing what gamers want (ffs they think Halo Infinite is a AAA launch title brehs)
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« Reply #858 on: July 28, 2020, 05:04:48 PM »
-Economy in the tank
-People are short on income
-High unemployment
-Pandemic is messing up supply chains

NEW $600 GAME BOXES EVERYONE

i.e. (inofficial) pricedrops and a bunch of goodies by the time RE8 comes out   :takei

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« Reply #859 on: July 28, 2020, 06:23:21 PM »
This is the dumbest next gen launch ever, the killer app of this year was always going to be a game that was announced like 8 years ago lol

Is there a reason why Microsoft and Sony can’t wait one more year and get something interesting ready to go? This next generation is so awful that you can just buy the same big games on existing platforms. At least in the past you had those killer apps but now they hardly even bother with those. Maybe I’m getting too old but none of these new systems have anything compelling.

They've already sunk so much into R&D, pre-allocated money to marketing, etc, they're counting on sales in that quarter on their books in order to even possibly be able to make their projections, even accounting for These Troubled Times™

So, basically it's just that they're huge multi-national corporations and are too far along in the process to consider holding off a year.

The REAL reason is that they could have fucking done so years ago because they probably had a good idea this was the year for a new console launch and instead didn't bother to line up any real AAA first party launch titles. Sony through shitty timing, MS through incompetence and not knowing what gamers want (ffs they think Halo Infinite is a AAA launch title brehs)
I'm shocked how they actually managed to do worse than the Xbox One launch. They don't even have a new Forza after 3 years.
Fable 2, probably a 2022 game. Hellblade depends on UE5 and UE5 won't be production ready until late 2021, so the first games are expected early 2022.
If I would have to guess release dates:

Halo Infinite - 2020
Forza Motorsport - 2021
As Dusk Falls - 2021
Psychonauts 2 - 2021
Fable - 2022
State of Decay 3 - 2022
Everwild - 2022 (though this could be late 2021 if they do another bare bones release)
Senua's Saga: Hellblade II - 2022
Avowed - 2022 (at the earliest)

Not even the Ori port was confirmed for launch.  :lol

Compared to Xbox One:
- Killer Instinct
- Forza 5
- Dead Rising 3
- Ryse Son of Rome
- Xbox Fitness
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Re: Dunkey
« Reply #860 on: July 29, 2020, 12:14:12 AM »
Honestly, Halo SHOULD in theory be a bigger deal than any of the crap that Xbone launched with. It's just that Halo as a franchise has eroded in prestige in the past 7ish years.

Overall this lineup does look weaker than the Xbone lineup, which is hilarious because the xbone lineup was so thin that you felt compelled to list two utter pieces of trash in your list of five titles that were noteworthy for some reason (reason: nintex)
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« Reply #861 on: July 29, 2020, 08:20:12 AM »
Honestly, Halo SHOULD in theory be a bigger deal than any of the crap that Xbone launched with. It's just that Halo as a franchise has eroded in prestige in the past 7ish years.

Overall this lineup does look weaker than the Xbone lineup, which is hilarious because the xbone lineup was so thin that you felt compelled to list two utter pieces of trash in your list of five titles that were noteworthy for some reason (reason: nintex)

Halo Infinite also feels like less of a big deal since it's also releasing on Xbox One and PC. 
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« Reply #862 on: July 30, 2020, 04:37:32 PM »
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« Reply #863 on: July 30, 2020, 05:57:17 PM »
Neil Duckmann's done it again, another masterpiece.
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« Reply #864 on: July 30, 2020, 06:39:49 PM »
ok dunkey might've just sold me on this  :doge
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« Reply #865 on: July 30, 2020, 09:18:24 PM »
Classic Dunkey:

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« Reply #866 on: July 30, 2020, 09:34:29 PM »
(re:thumbnail, not video) Matrix Online was my most anticipated game when it came out and I couldn't even run it on my PC after I bought it on launch day :stahp

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« Reply #867 on: August 09, 2020, 05:17:11 PM »
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« Reply #868 on: August 10, 2020, 09:02:11 AM »
This is one of dunkeys funnier recent videos, and ghosts of sushimat looks trash  :lol

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« Reply #869 on: August 10, 2020, 03:01:36 PM »
don't let me shoot the dude after knocking him off a ledge if there's no animation for it :rage

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« Reply #870 on: August 10, 2020, 05:33:13 PM »
The game seemingly has zero ragdoll physics. That’s probably why bodies behave ridiculously weird.
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« Reply #871 on: August 15, 2020, 12:47:11 PM »
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« Reply #872 on: August 16, 2020, 07:13:09 AM »
New PlayStation and Xbox very bad. PlayStation not fun games.
Xbox no games.  I could make HALO in my sleep. Also very expensive

You all like Nintendo Switch much better but you want new games.

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« Reply #873 on: August 16, 2020, 02:10:05 PM »
Why is nintex posting in the style of the guy that made this

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« Reply #874 on: August 16, 2020, 03:38:16 PM »
In the wise words of Total War Shogun 2:


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« Reply #875 on: August 20, 2020, 03:31:51 PM »
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« Reply #876 on: August 20, 2020, 03:52:01 PM »
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« Reply #877 on: August 26, 2020, 12:03:57 AM »
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« Reply #878 on: August 26, 2020, 07:04:09 AM »
Man, that series hasn't changed anything in over 2 decades.
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« Reply #879 on: August 26, 2020, 08:50:38 AM »
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« Reply #880 on: September 13, 2020, 03:31:54 PM »
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« Reply #881 on: September 13, 2020, 10:22:30 PM »


If only this box art was real  :lol
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« Reply #882 on: September 14, 2020, 10:02:29 AM »
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« Reply #884 on: September 14, 2020, 10:38:44 AM »
As bad as the SMS templates were, nothing brings me more nostalgic joy.   :preach

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« Reply #885 on: September 14, 2020, 11:21:06 AM »
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« Reply #887 on: September 15, 2020, 09:28:09 PM »
Deadly Towers was the cover art that got me the worst. I spent all my birthday money buying that game and was sick of it within 24 hours.


https://www.mobygames.com/game/nes/deadly-towers/cover-art/gameCoverId,152375/

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« Reply #888 on: September 15, 2020, 11:35:10 PM »
Deadly Towers was the cover art that got me the worst. I spent all my birthday money buying that game and was sick of it within 24 hours.


https://www.mobygames.com/game/nes/deadly-towers/cover-art/gameCoverId,152375/

Deadly Towers is one of those games that looked like it could be interesting but seemed pretty bad. I'm not afraid of super obtuse NES games (especially now that walkthroughs are so easy to access) but I recall it was pretty clunky to play and frustrating. Lenar, the developer, would go on to making the really neat wild-west LTTP clone, Gunman's Proof for SNES later on. Broderbund had a real nice variety of games that they published in the NES era - Falcom's Legacy of the Wizard, Battle of Olympus, and of course Guardian Legend are the highlights.
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« Reply #889 on: September 22, 2020, 03:31:25 PM »
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« Reply #890 on: September 22, 2020, 04:59:39 PM »
galaxy games :rejoice
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« Reply #891 on: September 22, 2020, 06:10:19 PM »
Super Mario Galaxy  :rejoice
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« Reply #892 on: September 22, 2020, 06:27:58 PM »
"these games are so good the water levels are good" :dead

Ain't nothing better than a 3D Mario water level.
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« Reply #893 on: September 22, 2020, 08:48:16 PM »
 :ufup Brave Fencer Musashi did the music town instrument build up first and better.

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« Reply #894 on: September 28, 2020, 03:33:24 PM »
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« Reply #895 on: September 28, 2020, 04:19:51 PM »
:ufup Brave Fencer Musashi did everything first and better.

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« Reply #896 on: September 28, 2020, 06:15:51 PM »
I remember that game. Shit city.
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« Reply #897 on: September 28, 2020, 06:31:22 PM »
The Godfather on PS2 tho  :ohyeah
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« Reply #898 on: September 28, 2020, 06:46:19 PM »
I was more a fan of Scarface on Xbox

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« Reply #899 on: October 04, 2020, 03:58:55 PM »
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