So what kinks do you freaks have anyway?

[TVC15]

I just wrote something terrible and then deleted it.

let me guess, necrophilia?

No. Generally not my thing, although I do think I’d be a good fit for some part of the funerary industry, and if I took that road I’d probably blow snot into a corpse at some point.

[demi]

I want one of those african tribeswomen with lip plates to suck my cock. Have them move wildly so the plate smashes my balls and ass while she's sucking.

LMAO what the fuck dude. What a fucking degenerate

[TVC15]

I just wrote something terrible and then deleted it.

Coward

Fine. I won’t go into detail, but I woke up 5 hours too early today, meditated, and then had a 4ish hour fantasy that was very obviously inspired by Sylvia Likens. My original post was way too detailed. And also in my fantasy it wasn’t a 16 year old girl, you perverts.

[Valkyrie]

What's the point in being into traps? That seems like a wack half measure to me, when you could smash or be smashed by a chick with big boobs and a dick.

What's the difference?

[Brehvolution]

Big boobs can certainly be a counter balance to some "flaws", but having a dick ain't one of them.

[I'm a Puppy!]

I like boobies. And big butts. But I do have the ability to lie.

[Cream]

Big boobs can certainly be a counter balance to some "flaws", but having a dick ain't one of them.

Bullshit

[Brehvolution]

I'm only speaking for myself, friend. Feel free to do what you want.

Land of the free.

[Phoenix Dark]

What's the point in being into traps? That seems like a wack half measure to me, when you could smash or be smashed by a chick with big boobs and a dick.

What's the difference?

I assume traps just look like petite dudes with feminine motions but who are still...well, dudes.

Whereas a feminine chick with big boobs and a dick

theoretically of course. None of this is my fetish

[Phoenix Dark]

I'm not trying to kick it with Tasty Meat/Andrex

[team filler]

What's the point in being into traps? That seems like a wack half measure to me, when you could smash or be smashed by a chick with big boobs and a dick.

What's the difference?

I assume traps just look like petite dudes with feminine motions but who are still...well, dudes.

Whereas a feminine chick with big boobs and a dick

theoretically of course. None of this is my fetish

michelle obama 

[samfish]

ENF, CMNF, SPH, JOI, sharking, Candaulism and, of course, BBC.

The holy Grail of porn would be a girl getting pantsed in public in front of her boyfriend and then gets publically fucked by a BBC while he sneaks of and watches from a distance as she tells her new lover how much bigger and better her is than her boyfriend.

[TVC15]

[demi]

ENF, CMNF, SPH, JOI, sharking, Candaulism and, of course, BBC.

The holy Grail of porn would be a girl getting pantsed in public in front of her boyfriend and then gets publically fucked by a BBC while he sneaks of and watches from a distance as she tells her new lover how much bigger and better her is than her boyfriend.

Say it again in english this time, chubs

[StealthFan]

LOL at TVC's avatar

[Cream]

SPH, NTR, CBT, ENF And BBC. ❤️

[TVC15]

SPH, NTR, CBT, ENF And BBC. ❤️

You know, I tried to get Himu to make a CBT video but she found it distasteful.

[Mr. Gundam]

So many acronyms.

[Valkyrie]

SPH, NTR, CBT, ENF And BBC. ❤️

You know, I tried to get Himu to make a CBT video but she found it distasteful.

I'm sure Cream will be up for it, considering they're definitely two different people.

[I'm a Puppy!]

 

[team filler]

[TVC15]

We’re times really that different in 1991? So different that a prostitute would be outraged by anal? Anal is like barely foreplay nowadays.

[I'm a Puppy!]

I would if I could....bitch.

[CatsCatsCats]

Yo can I get a glossary for this thread? No post is worth this many googles


Nm I fuckin googled em all

[I'm a Puppy!]

I'm really into TLA

spoiler (click to show/hide)

three letter acronyms

[close]

[team filler]

We’re times really that different in 1991? So different that a prostitute would be outraged by anal? Anal is like barely foreplay nowadays.

nah, women loved taking it in the ass back then too. they just felt like they weren't supposed to and acted like they would never do something so disgusting    around that time guys were still saying they don't eat pussy 

[nudemacusers]

I want that dudes shirt

[TVC15]

I might have to watch this Whore movie. It’s Ken Russell so it’s going to be at least weird if not great.

[Joe Molotov]

We’re times really that different in 1991? So different that a prostitute would be outraged by anal? Anal is like barely foreplay nowadays.

nah, women loved taking it in the ass back then too. they just felt like they weren't supposed to and acted like they would never do something so disgusting    around that time guys were still saying they don't eat pussy 

Also guys were still expected to pretend like they were interested in women. Truly a degenerate time.

[Transhuman]

Last month I watched about a hundred of these. It wasn't sexual though, I think I only masturbated to maybe two of them.

[Transhuman]

It's like sex without any of the gross nudity or penetration or fluid.

[team filler]

the title 

[Cream]

SPH, NTR, CBT, ENF And BBC. ❤️

You know, I tried to get Himu to make a CBT video but she found it distasteful.

I'm sure Cream will be up for it, considering they're definitely two different people.

We are. I really don’t appreciate this. Cindi is a crazy gunnut Uncle Tom bitch. I truly hate her, and I haven’t said more than like....three sentences to her.

Please stop making jokes about me being Cindi.

Also I love destroying men’s balls.

[TVC15]

SPH, NTR, CBT, ENF And BBC. ❤️

You know, I tried to get Himu to make a CBT video but she found it distasteful.

I'm sure Cream will be up for it, considering they're definitely two different people.

We are. I really don’t appreciate this. Cindi is a crazy gunnut Uncle Tom bitch. I truly hate her, and I haven’t said more than like....three sentences to her.

Please stop making jokes about me being Cindi.

Also I love destroying men’s balls.

You shouldn’t really be offended by it. It’s more of a joke about Cindi than it is you.

[Cream]

SPH, NTR, CBT, ENF And BBC. ❤️

You know, I tried to get Himu to make a CBT video but she found it distasteful.

I'm sure Cream will be up for it, considering they're definitely two different people.

We are. I really don’t appreciate this. Cindi is a crazy gunnut Uncle Tom bitch. I truly hate her, and I haven’t said more than like....three sentences to her.

Please stop making jokes about me being Cindi.

Also I love destroying men’s balls.

You shouldn’t really be offended by it. It’s more of a joke about Cindi than it is you.

It’s a joke about both of us. I get that Cindi is a ridiculous crazy bitch that creates new identities but by accusing me of being her, all of my opinions and anything I say or do can be immediately disregarded. It’s not fair to me when I am my own person.

 If you want to think that I am a ridiculous crazy bitch then that’s fine but I’m not Cindi

[nudemacusers]

Cream who is your avatar

[Cream]

Cream who is your avatar

Unknown

[nudemacusers]

Bummer cuz she’s fine

[Tasty]

Anal is like barely foreplay nowadays.

Newsfeed.

[HardcoreRetro]

Birds that sound like dinosaurs.

[Rufus]

Don't they all sound like dinosaurs?

[HardcoreRetro]

Good point.

*Unzips pants and opens up 5 hours of bird mating calls youtube video*

(The low rumbling sound by a cassowary does trigger that ASMR sensation for me.)

[HardcoreRetro]

Don't worry about it Rufus. I looked into it and it turns out my original comment was correct. The sounds that bird makes are by vibrating the air through it's body and using as a sort of resonance box. Basically the same sort of sounds crocodiles make. Most birds evolved vocal chords for the typical bird song. Dinosaurs most likely wouldn't have had these vocal chords so the only sounds they'd be able to make are the grunting and rumbling noises like that bittern makes.

The more you know!

[chronovore]

Now I’m hoping you’re not masturbating to crocodile noises. 

[HardcoreRetro]

Now I’m hoping you’re not masturbating to crocodile noises. 

[Valkyrie]

SPH, NTR, CBT, ENF And BBC. ❤️

Still curious, what do these mean?

Aside from the last one.

 

[benjipwns]

your new avatar is apparently one because i chose to look these up

the best part is that you can find definitions that would both please and upset Cream/others

Strategically Placed Hole - used by plushophiles to simulate an entry point for sex in a plushie. Also works for fursuits.
"I made a great SPH in my Barney plushie!"

Short term for fetish: Small Penis Humiliation. When a man gains sexual pleasure in being told (normally by a wife/girlfriend) that his penis is inadequate, and does not satisfy her.
I totally love sph sessions with my wife. The thought of her with a much larger, well hung man totally turns me on!!!

Acronym for "Sandwiches Per Hour."
The amount of sandwiches a female can produce in an hour.

Skate Park Hoes
Females who go to skate parks to get the attention from guys.
Girl 1: That girl doesn't even own a skateboard.
Girl 2: Why is she at the skatepark?
Girl 1: Because she's a total SPH

Japanese acronym for Netorare, used to define a genre of Eroge (Hentai Game), meaning "Cuckold". In short, the main protagonist's loved one(s) are taken or seduced away from him and the heroine might be willing or unwilling. This is to cause an emotion of deep jealousy on the reader.

Stands for "no tap required." This is a chick who is slutty enough that when she's giving you head, you do not need to tap her on the back of her head to let you know before you cum in her mouth.
Dude, stop being so picky; what you need to do is go out and find yourself an NTR.

cock and ball torture, tyoe of sm practices inflicting pain to the male sexual organs

Computer Based Training. Any topic that is routinely taught in a classroom / laboratory environment, then transfered to a computer training course. Often the subject matter is taught, then tested on; before moving to the next area. It may, or may not, have a "final exam".
Microsoft Certification, many of these are computer based training (CBT).

Like a chinese finger trap, only sexual. CBT, chinese ball trap. A man puts one ball in the vagina and one in a girls ass. The only way out is to pinch together, like a finger trap. Common title is CBT.

this one only had one definition oddly:

Embarrassed nude female.
Typically photographs or videos of females caught by surprise while naked, or while dressing or undressing. Common settings include shower stalls, bedrooms, hot tubs, and include any area that a woman is likely to be naked and expecting not to be photographed.

[samfish]

awww yes. Pump that ENF porn straight into my veinnnnnnnnnns

[mormapope]

In general. ...

Hairy armpits/legs/pussy.
Body worship.
Daddy kink or play.
Femdom with BBWs.
Gangbangs or getting gangbanged.
Lactation, especially lactation from a pump or machine.
Pregnant women or impregnating in general.
Being the sub.
Women eating man ass.

[team filler]

Seriously, what are you guys into? Let’s talk about sex baby.

[Sai]

fucking fellow forums members

[Atramental]

Shit posting on tinder/cock blocking myself.

[Sai]

fucking fellow forums members

hi

and my PMs are still empty

well??

[I'm a Puppy!]

fucking fellow forums members

hi

and my PMs are still empty

well??

And MY PMs are empty too. So where you at?

[Sai]

fuck

called out

[HardcoreRetro]

Girls with a belgian/flemish accent.

[kingv]

your new avatar is apparently one because i chose to look these up

the best part is that you can find definitions that would both please and upset Cream/others

Strategically Placed Hole - used by plushophiles to simulate an entry point for sex in a plushie. Also works for fursuits.
"I made a great SPH in my Barney plushie!"

Short term for fetish: Small Penis Humiliation. When a man gains sexual pleasure in being told (normally by a wife/girlfriend) that his penis is inadequate, and does not satisfy her.
I totally love sph sessions with my wife. The thought of her with a much larger, well hung man totally turns me on!!!

Acronym for "Sandwiches Per Hour."
The amount of sandwiches a female can produce in an hour.

Skate Park Hoes
Females who go to skate parks to get the attention from guys.
Girl 1: That girl doesn't even own a skateboard.
Girl 2: Why is she at the skatepark?
Girl 1: Because she's a total SPH

Japanese acronym for Netorare, used to define a genre of Eroge (Hentai Game), meaning "Cuckold". In short, the main protagonist's loved one(s) are taken or seduced away from him and the heroine might be willing or unwilling. This is to cause an emotion of deep jealousy on the reader.

Stands for "no tap required." This is a chick who is slutty enough that when she's giving you head, you do not need to tap her on the back of her head to let you know before you cum in her mouth.
Dude, stop being so picky; what you need to do is go out and find yourself an NTR.

cock and ball torture, tyoe of sm practices inflicting pain to the male sexual organs

Computer Based Training. Any topic that is routinely taught in a classroom / laboratory environment, then transfered to a computer training course. Often the subject matter is taught, then tested on; before moving to the next area. It may, or may not, have a "final exam".
Microsoft Certification, many of these are computer based training (CBT).

Like a chinese finger trap, only sexual. CBT, chinese ball trap. A man puts one ball in the vagina and one in a girls ass. The only way out is to pinch together, like a finger trap. Common title is CBT.

this one only had one definition oddly:

Embarrassed nude female.
Typically photographs or videos of females caught by surprise while naked, or while dressing or undressing. Common settings include shower stalls, bedrooms, hot tubs, and include any area that a woman is likely to be naked and expecting not to be photographed.

I always see ATM as ass to mouth.

[Mupepe]

you sick fucks.  all of you.  so hot.

collar bones and arm pits

[REDPILLALPH ABIGCOCK]

I like dominating femdoms. She's there with her whip saying "I'll step on you, you pig!" and I shout DONT YOU DARE TOUCH ME! DONT YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M IMPORTANT, I'LL SUE YOU BITCH!!!!!

It just makes me feel warm and safe