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[clothedmacuser]

Reminder that REEE is so obsessed with YouTubers and others that they will dedicate 1000s of posts of moral indignation if someone dares to associate with them publically. Meanwhile most people "hate-browsing" that site are doing it for some laughs.

 

Twice a month there is a thread: Have you heard what CoolDave420 said about Brexit?!

Search: Who is CoolDave420?

Response:  CoolDave420 runs a fansite that creates and reviews the food of the Pokeman universe.


Posts in thread:

"OMG, think of the children's minds he's polluting."

"Deplatform him before his ideas spread to the voting public"

"Another hero dies tonight.  Why do I waste my tears on these titans who reveal themselves to be scum?"


And exelsiorif makes 10% of all the posts about some unknown podcaster, streamer, video game talker, that 99% of gamers never heard about.

[benjipwns]

The way some of these people talk about Boogie you'd think he had spent the last 4 years reciting the works of Julius Streicher. I'd be amazed if any of them went outside and interacted with the real world.

Well, let's see...he was a prominent internet gaming figure who got famous and rich producing in part a character that people wanted and enjoyed due to the views he expressed. Then he started more so sharing his own actual opinions that deviated from the...we'll call it, party line...got in a personal tiff with someone who had surpassed him in rank and was quickly outcast and relegated to the fringes of intellectual society. Then was executed after the Nazi's were defeated.

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building off an obscure reference to make it doubly obscure as humor for like three people

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[benjipwns]

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The DIGIOP Elements software merges video with POS and other data sources, to deliver a powerful stream of actionable data, identifying loss and helping to increase profits. 

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/8746370/

This kind of coded language rubs me the wrong way. I saw a lot of this shit in the Black Panther Box Office threads. There were conversations about the major cultural implications of a black superhero movie breaking box office records, and yet someone just has to chime in with a backhanded compliment like "I didn't like BP at all, but this is good news!" After seeing this message repeated over and over, its clear they cared more about announcing their disapproval of the movie rather than celebrating in its success. And it didn't add to the discussion at all and veered off topic (box office success of a POC movie versus film criticism)

They see that coded language you Nazis are using. Y'all ain't slick.

to steal lots of other peoples bit: if they can hear all the dog whistles doesn't that mean they're the dogs?

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/8746370/

This kind of coded language rubs me the wrong way. I saw a lot of this shit in the Black Panther Box Office threads. There were conversations about the major cultural implications of a black superhero movie breaking box office records, and yet someone just has to chime in with a backhanded compliment like "I didn't like BP at all, but this is good news!" After seeing this message repeated over and over, its clear they cared more about announcing their disapproval of the movie rather than celebrating in its success. And it didn't add to the discussion at all and veered off topic (box office success of a POC movie versus film criticism)

They see that coded language you Nazis are using. Y'all ain't slick.

to steal lots of other peoples bit: if they can hear all the dog whistles doesn't that mean they're the dogs?

User was banned (30 seconds) for: posting racism comparing humans to animals in a garbage thread

[Jenkem]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/8746370/

This kind of coded language rubs me the wrong way. I saw a lot of this shit in the Black Panther Box Office threads. There were conversations about the major cultural implications of a black superhero movie breaking box office records, and yet someone just has to chime in with a backhanded compliment like "I didn't like BP at all, but this is good news!" After seeing this message repeated over and over, its clear they cared more about announcing their disapproval of the movie rather than celebrating in its success. And it didn't add to the discussion at all and veered off topic (box office success of a POC movie versus film criticism)

They see that coded language you Nazis are using. Y'all ain't slick.

to steal lots of other peoples bit: if they can hear all the dog whistles doesn't that mean they're the dogs?

User was banned (30 seconds) for: posting racism comparing humans to animals in a garbage thread

User was banned (Duration pending) for: not following color procedures, referring to other users as garbage, history of dismissing minority posters.

[BisMarckie]

Not really, the last two E3 where already pretty underwhelming while the actual games were mostly okay or good while not mind blowing. So not getting hyped but not exactly pessimistic about it.

The only E3 coverage I can stomach these days is Jeff Gerstmann being desinterested and dismissive and saying stuff like Red Dead is a bad game.


btw. does anyone have a link to the resetera ban aggregator? I am bored....

[VomKriege]

https://resetera.github.io

[Kurt Russell]

Every time Klepek and Reeseti get together, it's pure gold.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/agony-a-game-about-dehumanizing-women-isnt-just-bad-its-toxic-waypoint-patrick-klepek.46956/page-3

I am honestly ashamed I backed this. I was blinded by the setting and graphics I guess

I AM SHOCKED THAT THIS GAME ABOUT DEPRAVITY WITHIN THE DEPTHS OF HELL IS PROBLEMATIC.

Sounds like my kind of game

User Banned (Permanent): History of misogyny and accumulated infractions

The videogame equivalent of buying a Cannibal Corpse album just to make mom mad when it's on display in your room.

LEVITO STILL LIVING WITH MOM CONFIRMED.

Let me put it this way: Fuck Donald Trump, fuck anyone who supports him, and fuck anyone who thinks I would support him because I like graphic content in my games.

CANNOT. HAVE. ONE. THREAD. WITHOUT. MENTIONING. TRUMP.

juvenile and stupid though

SO I AM GOING TO PLAY KIRBY INSTEAD.

It might actually constitute one of the most important games released as it is a catch all mirror of what kind of ugly problems there are in the gaming scene.

YUP. NEXT YEAR IT'LL BE MIRROR'S EDGE III: SATAN'S ARMPIT

Who’s saying this game is good?
Alt-right people probably

After 30 minutes of playing Agony, I’d had enough.

It's not just dicks and boobs and whoooa hell issss tripppy, it's making consistent thematic arguments for dominating women and being okay with treating their bodies as exploitable property.

[clothedmacuser]

https://resetera.github.io

https://www.resetera.com/threads/trump-and-melanias-relationship-is-the-most-hilarious-thing-in-the-universe.46675/page-3#post-8724970

you do realize this is played in reverse right? She's stoic and then he turns around and says something to those standing behind him which elicits laughter. smh

Month long!

[benjipwns]

It might actually constitute one of the most important games released as it is a catch all mirror of what kind of ugly problems there are in the gaming scene.

uh, God of War and Detroit both came out this year buddy, mods action this traitor

[benjipwns]

wait a minute, waypoint wouldn't even cover kingdom come: deliverance, not even because of the game content, but they would cover this?!? even though, just based on Patrick's review, they're admitted gamergater nazi devs too?

to the point of issuing a formal review, not just an article/podcast explaining why they won't cover it

 

[HaughtyFrank]

It's not just dicks and boobs and whoooa hell issss tripppy, it's making consistent thematic arguments for dominating women and being okay with treating their bodies as exploitable property.

But isn't the player in this horror game constantly killed by those female demons? For all this outrage Klepek is really bad at explaining which parts of this game are so offensive

[benjipwns]

from now on i'm going to pretend that whenever someone talks about GamerGate they're talking about this:

[Rahxephon91]

The article is actually kind of shittty. It fails to make a real argument for Agony being anything but a bad and immature game. It just expects you to think it's some sort of extreme alt right game because it says it is.

[Optimus]

Same people bitching about Agony, forum nerdlingers and so called journalists alike, will be right there for a new Doom, GTA and MK so the fake wokeness is just them shitting on some smaller developer as opposed to the brands they're shilling.

For the record, don't really give a shit about Agony but for sure down for a new Doom and MK.

DOOM doesn't have vaginas you disgusting fucking shitlord. No, we're not puritans but how dare they show nudity, and worst of all, FEMALE nudity. Disgusting.

[benjipwns]

The article is actually kind of shittty. It fails to make a real argument for Agony being anything but a bad and immature game. It just expects you to think it's some sort of extreme alt right game because it says it is.

yeah, to stupidly take this seriously for a moment, that's way more egregious than any of Patrick's moralizing over the content, he spends like an entire paragraph on the game itself, and in that admits that he played through it by watching a youtube walkthrough so he'd know what to do...then it's just a bunch of bitching about sexist violent content and accusing the developers of suspect motives...as well as preemptively complaining about people who will complain about his review

that's why i mentioned the kingdom come decision, they labeled this a review and gave it all the prominence of that and Patrick goes to lengths to stress that he saw the whole game, even though it was hideously offensive...assuming his point on the content, why not just write up an article like they did for kingdom come saying "we aren't going to cover this because blah blah blah violence against women so on and so forth" they've basically undermined their own standard that they set with kingdom come, it's like they don't have any editors

[Transhuman]

wait a minute, waypoint wouldn't even cover kingdom come: deliverance, not even because of the game content, but they would cover this?!? even though, just based on Patrick's review, they're admitted gamergater nazi devs too?

to the point of issuing a formal review, not just an article/podcast explaining why they won't cover it

 

They wouldn't get as many woke-points a second time because no-one has heard of Agony.

This time instead of woke points they're going after controversy points.

[benjipwns]

they really should score games by how offensive they are, with a 10/10 being Postal 2, also it'll fuck with metacritic

[HaughtyFrank]

Have you ever been so woke that you're disappointed that a game lacks male rape?

You'd think of all games, one about Hell would show male rape but nope even edgelord devs will wuss out. At that point, the game is not about truly horrifying the target demo ala Ridley Scott's Alien but just grossing you out on a superficial level. I think Outlast: Whistleblower was the one that came closest with the stalking and genital mutilation of the player.

How Outlast Helps Gamers Understand Sexual Abuse

https://www.resetera.com/posts/8765756/

[benjipwns]

i tried to find some kind of christian site that reviews games for its offensive content, found this one designed for parents:
https://www.commonsensemedia.org/game-reviews/god-of-war-ps4

Why this game series is now okay for teens.
While God of War used to be an ultra-violent and gory video game series, the latest entry has changed a lot. Not only has the violence been toned down a lot, but the game now has a more mature storyline. In the first few games, players were tasked with hunting down gods from Greek mythology and killing these deities out of hate. God of War 2018, on the other hand, features a main character who wants to scatter his wife's ashes with his son. Kratos (the protagonist) seeks redemption for the violence he has committed. The content is still violent, but decidedly less so. There is no drinking or use of substances. There is some minor swearing, such as b****, but any bad language is kept to a minimum. There are no sexual scenes.

The kid is a good influence...
This game has managed to turn an anti-hero into a (slightly) good role model for kids. Yes, there is combat in this game, and the protagonist almost always kills. However, the violence is toned down both because Kratos doesn't want to scare his kid and because the enemies are coloured blue or orange, which makes the deaths look cartoony. The other positive is that the main character seeks to protect his son, and never picks a fight if he doesn't have to. There is one very violent scene where the main character fights a dragon. However, players only fight the dragon to protect one of their friends in-game. As for the actual quality of the game, this game is amazing and a must play if you can stomach some swearing and violence.

A Very Good Game for People who Enjoy a Story
I lbought this game for my two sons (12 and 14). One of them asked me for it as a birthday gift and I hoped that this would be a appropriate game. My sons really loved myths and the Percy Jackson series so I expected this to be ok for them. I decided to poke in and check the game out, just to make sure that it was ok. I recognized only little language (barely any at all) but, violence was a key factor. There wasn’t to bad of violence though because the blood was colored blue and orange which really changed things up. The main character though is really just fighting to protect his son that he really loved and your really on killing made up creatures. In the end, this game is great for people who will enjoy a story.

Amazing game
This game is amazing and is educational about the gods at times. There is fighting and it does show blood. There are some finishing moves that are brutal as well. The storyline is absolutely amazing. There is some language used in this game but not as bad as some other mature games. I would highly recommend this game.

  Cory Barlog

[benjipwns]

Makes me wonder, is there any game that depicts hell well?

Yeah, realistically, instead of this fantasy garbage.

[jorma]

that's like saying that the flat earth society is educational about astronomy at times

[benjipwns]

Went to the Steam forums as they are usually a bastion of common sense. Nope, threatening a class action because they can't actively rape demons in the game anymore.

mods bad faith trolling!

[agrajag]

Makes me wonder, is there any game that depicts hell well?

Yeah, realistically, instead of this fantasy garbage.

Dante's Inferno

 

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/8770484/

 

[benjipwns]

Men are so scared of female genitals. Like, I just sigh if I see that imagery in any horror media.

[benjipwns]

I said it a few threads back, this game reminds me of the grim dark festivals that PC gamers used to worship in the 90s until Halo saved the genre at the dawn of the new millennium.

Conor419 Da God

[Transhuman]

"It's not just bad, it's TOXIC"

[benjipwns]

If ever there was a game made by edgelords, for edgelords, then surely this is it.

That's not drawn by an edge lord, just someone who is scared of women.

good to see someone is standing up for the edgelords in this thread full of bigotry against their culture

[jorma]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/8770484/

 

It's the kind of hell edge-lord teens brag about going to just to piss off their parents and/or their priest

Idk why i found this so funny. Probably because the idea of being a teenager and having a priest to piss off is so alien to me.

[benjipwns]

I’d put in a word for Quest 64.

[benjipwns]

N64 also had Superman 64 and Aidyn Chronicles

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[HaughtyFrank]

i tried to find some kind of christian site that reviews games for its offensive content, found this one designed for parents:
https://www.commonsensemedia.org/game-reviews/god-of-war-ps4

  Cory Barlog

Compared to god of war 3

God of War features many violent scenes such as using your bear hands to literally ripping off a man's head, getting points of making a blood bath out of killing innocents, stabbing and killing birds you can fly on and many others. Like ALL of the "God Of War" games they let you decide if you would like to have intercourse with women ( plus the fact that half the women and enemies in it are topless). Kratos is a TERRIBLE role model because the whole reason of PlayStation creating the game is so the main character can have revenge to Zeus. We should be teaching our children to solve problems through violence and getting even but telling them to solve through words and acts of kindness. If you want my advise I say stick to Teen ratings or stay away from God Of War.

Should be rated R. Actually, no it should be banned completely. The twisted minds that created this game should be locked up in an asylum, it's absolutely outrageous that games like this are allowed to be produced and aimed at young people. It completely alters their perception of the real world, desensitises them to violence and sex, and makes them less able to feel compassion for others.

 

[BisMarckie]

N64 also had Superman 64 and Aidyn Chronicles

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N64 had like 8 good games.

Trash console

[tiesto]

I downloaded a torrent of all N64 games ever, and I was surprised at the trash ratio.

OOT, M64, F-Zero X, Star Fox, Mario Kart, and Majora’s Mask are like the only ones that really hold up. Maybe Conker’s BFD as well, though I haven’t played it in awhile. Original Smash, but Melee far surpassed it like 2 years later.

Edit: also Wave Race. Something about that aesthetic. Plus I loved playing as the chick character.

There were some others that were the dopest shit in their time, but don’t hold up today, like almost every Rare game, and Body Harvest. DK64 was always trash though.

Mischief Makers holds up pretty well by virtue of it being 2.5D. Sin and Punishment is surprisingly fun although the N64 controller is a bit clunky and it plays better with Wii classic controller.

[paprikastaude]

N64 was great for racing games if you care about that, then it had maybe 4 or 5 other noteworthy games in other genres. Droughts and library gaps I didn't see again until WiiU. For years I was (out of stupid tradition) in a terrible little forum with that "Yoshi" character from REEE, which consisted of a special kind of Nintendoyearolds who sincerely saw that joke console and the collectathon-"genre" as the epitome of game design. They constantly used as it as a measurement for modern games (or rather, new Nintendo games) and speculated about the next steps from Rareware to this day.
(Thankfully they banned me, but I still see that Yoshi dude being on the same train on REE from time to time).

[BisMarckie]

Racing games on N64?
I just remember the kart racers and stuff like SF Rush.
Am I forgetting some other games?

Playstation at least had Gran Turismo and the Ridge Racer games.

But who cares about that when I was able to play Grand Prix 2 on my PC

[SmokyDave]

N64, like every Nintendo system, was appalling for racers. Multi Racing Championship, Top Gear Rally, and that was it. Everything else was power-up and shortcut infested cartoon bullshit.

[Transhuman]

Smokey you dumbslut piece of shit

[bork]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/8770484/

 

It's the kind of hell edge-lord teens brag about going to just to piss off their parents and/or their priest

Idk why i found this so funny. Probably because the idea of being a teenager and having a priest to piss off is so alien to me.

You can't say this-

The primary complaint is thus:

1. Game set in hell! Ooh! spoopy! Blood and gore and bones and screams all over the place!!
2. Hide from the scary demons!! But then the demons have nice tits.... wait why? Doesn't matter!
3. Oh oh! Women screaming but like... passionate sex screaming, not in pain! Ok, why? Doesn't matter!
4. Also, you get to totes rape a demon chick! Neat right? Uh, that seems backwards!
5. Where are the dicks? EW DICKS? LOL ARE YOU GAY?

It's a juvenile depiction of hell. It's the sex and rock music version of hell
It's the hell that people wanna visit because it's a 24/7 rave party and you can do drugs!
It's the kind of hell edge-lord teens brag about going to just to piss off their parents and/or their priest

Read the divine comedy sometime, note down how many times Dante & Virgil (fyi; NOT the Devil May Cry guys) talk about how nice the demon tits are
The Red Goddess stuff is superfluous fluff when you realize this is a 10 year old's idea of mature

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...And then follow-it up with this:

That title goes to Shamsiel, a character from a hentai game. Search for it!

I see you are a man of culture too
Saw the anime; good lord she's adorable!
The GIF below is an accurate depiction of AGONY's demons

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[bork]

User Banned (Duration Pending): Sexism + Inflammatory False Equivalencies

I don't get what's the big deal is. A disproportionate amount of men is murdered by playable characters in video games and no one ever worries about gender imbalances or toxic misandry.

A disproportionate amount of women are murdered every day by men in real life. Did you have an actual point or do you wanna keep pretending there aren't other things at play here that make the representation of female characters in gaming a totally fucking different issue?

Satan probably dissapointed with their depiction of hell. Hell do not discriminate between man and woman.

[Kurt Russell]

[benjipwns]

Racing games on N64?

like 10% of the library is racing games, probably the single biggest genre on the damn thing unless you combine ones into broad categories of "action" or "sports"

[benjipwns]

...And then follow-it up with this:

That title goes to Shamsiel, a character from a hentai game. Search for it!

I see you are a man of culture too
Saw the anime; good lord she's adorable!
The GIF below is an accurate depiction of AGONY's demons

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BUT SHE'S ADORABLE

LIKE TWO OTHER POSTERS CONFIRM IT

[bork]

Beetle Adventure Racing

[Kurt Russell]

I think we're all overlooking the real GOAT N64 title

[bork]

...And then follow-it up with this:

That title goes to Shamsiel, a character from a hentai game. Search for it!

I see you are a man of culture too
Saw the anime; good lord she's adorable!
The GIF below is an accurate depiction of AGONY's demons

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BUT SHE'S ADORABLE

LIKE TWO OTHER POSTERS CONFIRM IT

https://myanimelist.net/anime/13221/Kyonyuu_Fantasy

An OVA based on the WAFFLE game. The story follows Ryuuto Hende, a soldier with unbelievable luck who was assigned to the province where a succubus is drying out men to death, and the local "first lady", who happens to be sexually frustrated. The H-parts show mostly a big-breasts theme and mutual love/appreciation.

Alternative Titles
Synonyms: Funbag Fantasy

One of the best hentai ever came out, with hilarious, funny and good storyline. It can be accepted as one of the best hentai I have ever watched. Let's just get to the point,

Story 8/10 :

The story begins in a medieval-themed and fantasy world. The kingdom itself is in a problem of having too many corruptions and wars is looming around the kingdom on where the protagonist live. The protagonist, just graduated from the Knight Academy was assigned to solve a problem against a succubus in a certain area. His misfortune or maybe luck begans...

Art 8/10 :

The drawing and art of the anime itself is very good, especially if you like these kind of Art. Well, you do know what I meant.

Sound 9/10 :

Well, who wouldn't like this. It has a very good seiyuu to voice over most of the characters inside but well, it lacks some background music (BUT IT DO HAVE SOME BACKGROUND MUSIC) unlike some other anime that I have watched in this genre, but who cares as long as the voice is very good. The ED song is very good too.

Character 8/10 :

Most of the characters inside this anime are enjoyable, their design, their characteristics and their own personality, everyone have a lot of different personality and the anime portrays it well.

Enjoyment 9/10 :

In my case, I do enjoy watching this, I would say it's the best hentai I have ever watched but considering some other good one too, I would put it as one of the best.

Overall 9/10 :

I enjoyed it from the first to second episode, well, Although I haven't watched this until the end, I would put this as one of my favourite hentai.

Signee,
Imperialz.

Okay, lion tamers; we begin.

Kyonyuu Fantasy actually has me in a quandary. But before I get into the confusions, we'll get into where I sit; and where the video series stands. Or maybe I'll just dive in and speak the truth.

If I had to rate Kyonyuu Fantasy as strictly for its Hentai value, I'd have to be mildly displeased. Don't get mad, I will get better. I promise. The girls are pretty as hell (albeit, tending towards the "can't see their feet" variety). The fellows are mainly generic and lackluster. The sex-scenes tend towards the humorous or unlikely, or that other thing that comes to mind "... why are they doing that again? ...". In fact, most of the sex-scenes are pretty much meat and potatoes, nothing wrong with that. But charm, romance and innovation; plus a bit of surprise might be nice.

The voice acting, what there is of it, is quite good. In fact, the voice that really stands out is Shamsiel Shahar. I will call her an energy vampire, succubus is inappropriate (if we want to go to the dictionary and look it up, and I think readers should). She is not only the best drawn for action scenes, but the voice actor makes her so cute, all you want to do is give her a child's hug and kiss (she certainly wants to do that with almost everybody, that is, when she's not eating them ). The other great voice is Gladis von Wakenhaim. Wow, aside from being drawn quite lovely, the voice is; deep, warm, sensual. A fellow could drown in that lovely voice. The other voicings, while pleasant enough, are not standouts.
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Now I get to the quandary.
Once in a great while, we get a Hentai video, with such a strong story that if we remove the mandatory excessive sexual moments from the anime, we get a first rate story. Magin Label blew this thing so badly, that they utterly missed the meaning of what they created.

This anime's story has everything. The number of great stories created and placed in the middle ages, even in novels, movies, or comics; can be counted on the fingers of one hand. The unfinished plot contained in Kyonyuu Fantasy ranks with Ivanhoe and King Arthur. Let's look at this thing in detail.

Synopsis
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Oto is a fine and prosperous kingdom, ruled by a strict but fair king. His incompetent son has sided with neighboring nations, to depose Oto's king, and the son become the new puppet king; an act of extreme treason.

Meanwhile, in the province of Boan, a monster (a very pretty and vivacious female monster) is running loose and murdering innocent farmers. A newly minted knight, arrives, just in time to be appointed the task of destroying the monster. The monster arrives to confront and destroy the knight, only to find that a). he refuses to die; and b). he seems to be able to charge/feed the monster and extend her life. Monster is grateful, and agrees to become the knights' permanent companion. Blossoming eventually to outright friendship!

Following these events, our hapless pair is ordered to return the wife of the Governor of Boan (a loveless marriage) to her family in the City of Oto. While traveling, several things transpire. Governor uses this excuse to entrap his own wife in what looks like infidelity, in order to bring about a divorce, so that he can return to City of Oto himself, so unencumbered.

Within that time frame, Shemsiel discovers a written plan to side with the Kings' Son and foment revolution, written in the Governor's own hand. In the ensuing events, the Governor of Boan is struck dead by Shemsiel; saving everyone from embarrassment and awkwardness. Treason is afoot, and upon return to Boan, the knight disguises himself as the Governor and confronts the King's Son. Bringing about his arrest.

Eventually the knight and the widow end up back in City of Oto, where the chief of the School of Knights is attempting to start up his own conspiracy, in order to ruin the School of Knights, and bring down the King, in his own favor.

In the middle of all of this, is the continuing pressure applied by the General of a Rebel Army, existing within the borders of Oto itself; Gladis von Wakenhaim! Eventually, after being promoted to General by the King, the knight confronts and defeats Gladis; via the instrument of the outcome of a chess game! She becomes another of the knights' friends, and thereby returning her to honorable service within the Armies of Oto.
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Wow! And this is just the beginning of a tale somebody should finish. Lot's of questions abound.

1). Why is the Knight, known to be a buffoon, so able to see outside of the box; and defeat everything thrown at him?
2). What is the origin of Shemsiel Shazar?
3). Can Isis really stand up straight with a sword that big on her hip?
4). Can the King of Oto throw out his misgivings, side with the right Army Officers, and find a way to protect Oto from what will obviously bring about War with Ringobalt?

These and many other questions remain, with 90% of the plot unwritten. This story can lead to one of the best Swords and Sorcery franchises ever made. But alas, it will never happen. Magin Label is known to never finish anything they've ever started; and probably never will. And we can assume that Waffle (creators of the scenario) won't either, as they are too geared to the creation of pornographic video games.

With that I finish this review, of a rare piece of literary excellence, struggling to operate as a Hentai anime (I am struck dumb by the strength of this incongruity). I give this an overall score of 7.

[benjipwns]

The buybull is bigoted and sexist though. So it kinda makes sense that a game trying to use stuff from it would be like that

This is the corniest lamest thing I've seen here in quite some time, If of course you actually spelled it like that. Like fuck man, its on the level of M$ its so corny.

Reeks of those loser atheist fedora wearing rejects tbh.

I'm not even religious and that made my skin crawl just reading it :/

 

[Joe Molotov]

I said it a few threads back, this game reminds me of the grim dark festivals that PC gamers used to worship in the 90s until Halo saved the genre at the dawn of the new millennium.

Conor419 Da God

Who can forget such Grimdark Festivals of the Soul as Half-Life and No One Lives Forever. 

[bork]

The buybull is bigoted and sexist though. So it kinda makes sense that a game trying to use stuff from it would be like that

This is the corniest lamest thing I've seen here in quite some time, If of course you actually spelled it like that. Like fuck man, its on the level of M$ its so corny.

Reeks of those loser atheist fedora wearing rejects tbh.

[Joe Molotov]

I said it a few threads back, this game reminds me of the grim dark festivals that PC gamers used to worship in the 90s until Halo saved the genre at the dawn of the new millennium.

Conor419 Da God

Who can forget such Grimdark Festivals of the Soul as Half-Life and No One Lives Forever. 

DARK Forces? It's right there in the title. Might as well just called it "Hey PC Losers, Here's Some More Alt-Right Satanic Imagery for Your Slop Trough".

[SmokyDave]

Smokey you dumbslut piece of shit

Man, fuck space ships. I bet that has power-ups and shortcuts too.

As a fan of actual cars and motorsport, the N64 was a joke. PS1 had GT, never mind the godly TOCA series or the sweet perfection of Colin McRae Rally 2.0. The Saturn wasn’t great, but at least had Sega Rally, Sega Touring Cars, and an almost passable Initial D instalment. Obviously PC had the real shit, but that’s always the case.

[Uncle]

Beetle Adventure Racing

Even the more generic racers were pretty fun that gen no matter which system, Crui's'n' USA etc.

[bork]

Crusin' USA on N64

Smokey you dumbslut piece of shit

Man, fuck space ships. I bet that has power-ups and shortcuts too.

As a fan of actual cars and motorsport, the N64 was a joke. PS1 had GT, never mind the godly TOCA series or the sweet perfection of Colin McRae Rally 2.0. The Saturn wasn’t great, but at least had Sega Rally, Sega Touring Cars, and an almost passable Initial D instalment. Obviously PC had the real shit, but that’s always the case.

"Real shit" indeed.  The mid-late 90s were the era of arcade racer domination.  Racing sims   Nothing came close to the arcade experience but at least there were efforts to get passable ports of the Namco and Sega games on the PS1 and Saturn.  Ridge Racer was definitely better when it came to port quality and they did a good job with their original games like Rage Racer and R4, too.

Always wondered why the hell Sega didn't release Super GT and Daytona 2 on Dreamcast.  Heard that the former had a pretty complete version running back before the DC officially released that was shown behind closed doors.

[Transhuman]

Man, fuck space ships. I bet that has power-ups and shortcuts too.

Firstly, podracers aren't spaceships, and even Jabba Desilijic Tiure appreciated podracing as a timeless and highly refined sport. The fact that Jabba would want to watch podracing when he could be raping all the sexy blue lekku slaves he wanted says a lot.

[bork]

PLS stop talking about that shitty podracer game from that shitty movie.

PLS

[Kurt Russell]

As a fan of actual cars and motorsport

 

[Straight Edge]

Man, fuck space ships. I bet that has power-ups and shortcuts too.

Firstly, podracers aren't spaceships, and even Jabba Desilijic Tiure appreciated podracing as a timeless and highly refined sport. The fact that Jabba would want to watch podracing when he could be raping all the sexy blue lekku slaves he wanted says a lot.

Jabba can barely stay awake during the Boonta Eve classic. Pod racing is boring. And the slaves are Twi’lek. Lekku are their head tails, dummy.

[Transhuman]

Yeah I knew that, figured i'd say lekku because Jabs has a lot of braintail sex slaves. I didn't know the green and blue ones were all Twi'leks though. I thought the greens and blues were different. Probably because of the blue opera singer in the fifth element.

If you had to fuck a green or blue Twi'lek which would you choose. I'd probably go green. Fuck Avatar.