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nudemacusers

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« Reply #17940 on: July 03, 2018, 10:55:31 PM »
Bronsonlee involved in cinemasins? :thinking  what does bobby think about this!?
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nachobro

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« Reply #17941 on: July 03, 2018, 10:59:16 PM »
:rofl at that dork trying to insinuate the moderation at resetti is secretly racist, good lord. also how much of a bitch do you have to be to not say it if you believe that?

benjipwns

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« Reply #17942 on: July 03, 2018, 11:00:06 PM »
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Bruh some people thought BP had to many fantasy elements that broke the film for them. is this real life.
Racist people are stupid. News at 11.
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TVC15

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« Reply #17943 on: July 03, 2018, 11:00:22 PM »
http://www.newsweek.com/db-cooper-robert-rackstraw-cold-case-1001688

EMPTY_VESSEL FOUND

I don’t think so.  I saw this pretty convincingly taken apart on reddit the other day. Apparently a certain investigator has had a hard-on for this suspect for years and he manages to make some noise every once in a while. He’s like that Bigfoot fraudster that discovers bigfoot’s body every few years. Empty Vessel lives.
got a link? i thought this smelled like bs reading through the article, but i didn't see anything that really detailed the methodology they used to reach their conclusion. wouldn't mind taking a gander at some internet nerd confirming my bias

[Unresolved Crime] Investigators claim to have "decoded" message from Vietnam veteran Robert Rackstraw, and he confessed to being D.B. Cooper http://reddit.com/r/UnresolvedMysteries/comments/8ukoy9/unresolved_crime_investigators_claim_to_have/
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nachobro

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« Reply #17944 on: July 03, 2018, 11:02:24 PM »
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I'm not done with him.

It is thoroughly unacceptable for a mod to come into a known problem thread, and just make jokes about it without lifting a single fucking finger to do anything about it. WHY BE A FUCKING MOD IN THAT CASE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
https://www.resetera.com/posts/10018056/

part two here we go

nachobro

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« Reply #17945 on: July 03, 2018, 11:04:29 PM »
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Nah that ship has sailed. I tried it and nothing happened. Back to calling out this place publicly again.
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benjipwns

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« Reply #17946 on: July 03, 2018, 11:08:12 PM »
i mean...what did he expect
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Many of us have come from someplace else and have nowhere else to go. We must be humble and mindful of this fact. As we adapt and recreate the homes we’ve lost, we must be conscious and leave certain things behind. We must shape them in a more perfect vision. If we aim to create someplace respectable and dignified, we must individually uphold those values. While first and foremost this is a hobby forum, it also aims to be much more than that for hundreds of its members. This is our pocket world. It’s our place to go. We are all each other’s neighbors and must treat each other as such.
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Do not forget where you came from, but focus on our future. Everyone here comes from somewhere else and we mustn’t cling to our nostalgia. This is a new era free from the burden of history. Embrace your new home, believe in its livelihood, and relish in this occasion. Do not fall victim to the false comforts of the past. Remember why we are moving forward and do so with pride.
this is totally colonizer language or something said to people being forceably migrated to a new location

Stro

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« Reply #17947 on: July 03, 2018, 11:09:05 PM »
Bronsonlee involved in cinemasins? :thinking  what does bobby think about this!?

No. He's personally invested in bitching about box office returns though.

clothedmacuser

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« Reply #17948 on: July 03, 2018, 11:11:47 PM »
:rofl at that dork trying to insinuate the moderation at resetti is secretly racist, good lord. also how much of a bitch do you have to be to not say it if you believe that?

It's funny because guys like him as always passive-aggresive and insinuate shit and then when you call them out for that behavior they become tough guys.  "I am never passive, I'm a big strong internet guy who always says what I mean!"  Sure, enzom.
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ashep

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« Reply #17949 on: July 03, 2018, 11:27:11 PM »
lmfao. Standard band for questioning moderation is a week and Shy gets 24 hrs for telling Bronson to go fuck himself.

Guess slay sorted it 

benjipwns

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« Reply #17950 on: July 03, 2018, 11:28:19 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/it-really-bothers-me-to-see-people-praising-the-star-wars-prequels-lately.53249/

and...five replies:
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But hey, they didn't had too much women or black dudes, so it is not like they need to be remade for how bad they were

benjipwns

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« Reply #17951 on: July 03, 2018, 11:28:39 PM »
this is better:
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Is there any relation at all between the themes of the prequels and the current political situation in the USA? I'm old enough to have already been an adult by the time the prequels arrived, and while I agree they are mess, and that I do prefer the new trilogy, I have to admit, between that "So this is how democracy dies" line, and all the other ways that the trilogy shows the collapse of the Republic, I have a new, grudging respect for Lucas at least covering that stuff in light of recent developments.

benjipwns

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« Reply #17952 on: July 03, 2018, 11:29:14 PM »
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I think the recent popularity of the films is more due to r/prequelmemes taking off on reddit
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benjipwns

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« Reply #17953 on: July 03, 2018, 11:31:41 PM »
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Opening day of The Phantom Menace was a womp womp moment that may never be surpassed.
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« Reply #17954 on: July 03, 2018, 11:45:34 PM »
What’s going on in Count Dukkake’s avatar pic?

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« Reply #17955 on: July 04, 2018, 12:37:49 AM »
this is better:
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Is there any relation at all between the themes of the prequels and the current political situation in the USA? I'm old enough to have already been an adult by the time the prequels arrived, and while I agree they are mess, and that I do prefer the new trilogy, I have to admit, between that "So this is how democracy dies" line, and all the other ways that the trilogy shows the collapse of the Republic, I have a new, grudging respect for Lucas at least covering that stuff in light of recent developments.

Jimmy Fallon: “Meesa gonna normalize big bombad Trump!” *rubs head*

Donald Trump: *jowls flapping furiously* “Brrrrrgggrrrrllll!”

U.S. Senate: *suspends democracy*
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agrajag

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« Reply #17956 on: July 04, 2018, 12:38:10 AM »
What’s going on in Count Dukkake’s avatar pic?

Looks like a cross between Clint Howard and The Monarch

Jansen

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« Reply #17957 on: July 04, 2018, 12:45:12 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/it-really-bothers-me-to-see-people-praising-the-star-wars-prequels-lately.53249/

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But hey, they didn't had too much women or black dudes, so it is not like they need to be remade for how bad they were

Platy is reetarded

Momo

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« Reply #17958 on: July 04, 2018, 12:45:49 AM »
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CinemaSins is the worst. They're partially responsible for the negative moviegoing culture that we have now.

I do agree with this a little bit. The internet, Youtube especially, is rife with people picking over every tiny detail of movies to point out all the things it did "wrong" instead of watching a movie and just enjoying it or not enjoying it based on the product as a whole. Feels like it has bred a generation of cynics.
I watched a few CinemaSins stuff and it's for sure not for me, obviously a ton of the sins are played for comedy but I don't think they're all that funny. That being said there's a lot of people doing much better movie commentary,  RLM for actual good comedy, Alachia Queen for a more human opinion, GoodBadFlicks for more factual, short movie exploration, Lindsay Ellis does some great in-depth stuff, Looper does a lot of good content etc. I rarely see that dumb CinemaSins style in my recommends except for maybe the occasional honest trailer garbage. 

Jansen

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« Reply #17959 on: July 04, 2018, 12:48:57 AM »
Never watched cinemasins but I have been caught in WatchMojo loops :/

benjipwns

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« Reply #17960 on: July 04, 2018, 12:55:19 AM »
Honest Trailers was a decent gimmick that they kinda ran into the ground and the jokes got more tired, hacky and rushed as they tried to be timely and prolific with them. A lot of them started to get put out to match fan requests rather than having the material first. The game ones were almost like that entirely from the start.

Great Rumbler

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« Reply #17961 on: July 04, 2018, 01:49:00 AM »
Sith has some pretty good scenes scattered around, maybe more than either of the other two, but it's still got too much that just isn't good enough to warrant going back to. Watch the highlight clips on Youtube and leave it at that.
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benjipwns

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« Reply #17962 on: July 04, 2018, 02:03:38 AM »
Sith has some pretty good scenes scattered around, maybe more than either of the other two, but it's still got too much that just isn't good enough to warrant going back to. Watch the highlight clips on Youtube and leave it at that.
It really bothers me when people don't think the prequels were good and forget about General Grievous, the greatest character in Star Wars. He alone automatically negates whatever "criticism" you have of the prequels.

clothedmacuser

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« Reply #17963 on: July 04, 2018, 02:07:47 AM »
Add cinemasins critique(?) of an empowering black kid's movie to the list of things Era can't handle discussing.  Right up there with "Best chicken nugget."

https://www.resetera.com/threads/whole-publix-chicken-tender-subs-are-5-99-this-week.1897/page-2
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TVC15

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« Reply #17964 on: July 04, 2018, 02:13:32 AM »
Maybe I haven’t seen a cinemasins thing in a while, but the BP one does seem worse than others I’ve seen.  I’ve watched a minute, and none of the sins so far are actually sins or errors. It seems the counter just goes up whenever the shitty narrator makes a shitty quip. And the quips are really really shitty.
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benjipwns

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« Reply #17965 on: July 04, 2018, 02:13:43 AM »
Quote from: MiraculousSwidge
This, basically. This thread is good ignore list bait at least.
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davepoobond

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« Reply #17966 on: July 04, 2018, 02:19:54 AM »
poor arkage
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Rahxephon91

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« Reply #17967 on: July 04, 2018, 02:25:05 AM »
There is nothing watchable about Revenge of the Sith. It is the worst Star Wars movie and one of the worst movies ever.

Rahxephon91

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« Reply #17968 on: July 04, 2018, 02:26:38 AM »
Also Cinemasins is awful. It's the annoying person complaining about how guns work in movies made real. This kind of criticism that can't think beyond where it can shit is useless and the worst.

davepoobond

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« Reply #17969 on: July 04, 2018, 02:28:06 AM »
Solo is the 3rd best movie in the Star Wars franchise.  Return was pretty much equivalent to the prequels to me.  and all of the other new ones suck worse than the prequels.
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benjipwns

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« Reply #17970 on: July 04, 2018, 02:28:49 AM »
ooh didn't see that the Nazi liar scam artist on reddit landed on gaming too:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/former-white-supremacist-leader-confirms-groups-using-multiplayer-gaming-to-recruit-young-people.52239/
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anyone who still doesn't think GamerGate wasn't an orgy of recruitment for these groups is delusional
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So now, gaming has inadvertently become a tool for the alt-right and neo-nazi.
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Like many of the players associated with this fascist regime have roots in GamerGate.
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Nazis have invaded a ton of spaces and they're most prevalent on chan boards and reddit. They've entered gaming forums and multiplayer gaming et al because it's easy to convert young people. So many people kept trying to explain this and no one wanted to listen for the longest time.
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Yep. anyone who followed the GamerGate stuff predicted this. Nazis were already moving into that movement, many GGers welcomed them with open arms because they shared a single enemy, women and feminism. Plenty of conservatives and right wing politicians saw GG as a way to get their interest too, because again they all shared the same enemy. It's why plenty of GGers are also Trump supporters.

It's all been connected and no one would listen to those who watched the movement closely.
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You can look far back in the 4chan's history and see the demographic shift over the years. I know many who used to frequent it and stopped doing that when it starting to get more and more exclusionary and starting going from funny interesting memes to chan ops that try to distort information and hurt people.

And one of the easiest ways to push an agenda is through comedy. Them seeing the racism and laughing it off like it was a joke only helped to normalize it. It's one of the ways in how this kind of stuff starts. It's why even people like Jimmy Fallon is called out the way he is for normalizing Trump the way he did (and Jimmy Fallon still doesn't get why people had an issue with it)
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Many people studying right-wing internet discourse have come to the (rather obvious) conclusion that Gamergate was basically ground zero for what we now call the alt-right, so this isn't a surprising thing to hear.
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It makes it super hard to be a parent today. My son is 7 and is starting to want to play more games like Roblox or Minecraft.

I've gone and locked his iPad and Apple ID (he has a child account linked to mine) as much as I can but I'm always worried that it isn't enough.

One of my biggest fears is that my son is going to fall victim to this bullshit.

Fuck Bannon, Milo, and the rest of these goddamn morons.
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White supremacists did this with 4chan and Reddit, not surprising they're doing it with videogames too.
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USA kids are practically one step removed form white nationalism/extremism by the time they're 13/14, add sitting at home all day reading forums, playing computer games with toxicity to the mix and you have a lot of young people tipping over because they perceive their US identity under attack.
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The thing is the Media acts like it's only 4chan or sometimes Reddit. Outside of /r/politics Reddit can be pretty bad though.
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It probably would've helped things if the games industry hadn't made an almost all-White all-male space in video games culture with the games and the marketing they've produced.
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Mostly recruiters from Russia. Hmm, it's almost like Russia is intentionally stoking racial tensions to try to destabilize the US. Hmmmmmmm.
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So ultimately it comes down to whether the gaming community are actually willing to stay away from playing games with toxic communities rather than just complain about them. Everyone who plays games like CS:GO and CoD are facilitating this problem by financially backing companies to provide a wild west for impressionable youth to be preyed upon without taking any sort of responsibility for what happens within.
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Yep. Gamergate should have been a clear sign.
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gamergate is the flashpoint that started the alt right and ultimately led us to trump
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I mean, I don't know why anyone would be surprised by this after we learned who the driving parties of gamergate really were.
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Page 3 and we're already blaming the left I see.

Can't imagine why video games are such a fruitful ground at all.
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There's a reason Gamergate succeeded where Sad/Rabid Puppies and other attempts in other avenues didn't.
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Gamers led to the raise of Trump basically.



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Hell, look at controversial threads about women and minorities on ResetEra/OldGAF. They lure you in with "just asking questions" rhetoric.
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i swear i thought it was an exaggeration/ridiculous when someone implied this forum has white supremacist/incel types & recruiters but the shooting threads and this one is making me question that
:thinking

also Atra constantly annihilated in this thread
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It happens on 4chan so of course it happens in online games.
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benjipwns

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« Reply #17971 on: July 04, 2018, 02:29:09 AM »
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They got to me at the right time. Before GamerGate happened. Phew. Who knows where it could've gone after that. I like to think I'm a good person, generally, but... Maybe I might've gone bad. Ugh.

benjipwns

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« Reply #17972 on: July 04, 2018, 02:31:33 AM »
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This is probably the main problem I have with PC gaming. Steam is a platform that refuses to censor or control messaging in people's screennames or avatars. I'll load up a game of Rocket League and get a heap of white supremacist or the_donald memes thrown in my face. It definitely makes me consider how a more restrictive and controlled console could be more appealing for a parent.
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You just have to look at how nazi-like rhetoric has invaded gaming space with claims of censorship in games, demanding the removal of women and minorities, demands of free speech which are never about free speech, not wanting politics in their games, their call outs against the media. And those like Boogie who remain "neutral" who only help these people maintain their platform and momentum. Or H3H3 who has started catering to these kinds of people. Jon 'gene pool' Jafari who got his statistics from a literal white supremacist site and people siding and defending him. PewDiePie and his Nazi stuff. Chris Ray Gun defending Milo's pedophilia and being a general piece of shit who does his best to ruin discourse on legit problems. And all of them who have either been on a vodcast or have communicated with Sargon of Akkad who is a useful tool to neo-nazis.

Those are big name influencers. And that's not even the tip of the iceberg.
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yeah, this is huge. all of the ‘big influencers’ in video gaming right now are either paying lip service or outright backing up nazi talking points. make no mistake, young kids look up to people like this, they hang onto their every word, and the nazis know it. places like youtube are prime recruiting ground for that very reason. you bait them with ‘sjws’ destroying their favorite games, and reel them in.

i had to deal with this with my ten year old cousin. he loves pdp, quotes him all the time. that’s how young they can hook them in. it’s grooming, plain and simple.
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Not surprised at all. I followed the GamerGate movement closely a couple years ago and was exactly this, using the ethics in game journo as a bullshit facade. It was all a political/social movement from the very beggining and this people saw a huge opportunity with this kids, mostly Trump supporters by now. It really makes me sad, but I'm relieved to see that this is info is coming out.
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« Reply #17973 on: July 04, 2018, 02:34:40 AM »
Maybe I might've gone bad.
like milk (a notable alt right beverage)

benjipwns

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« Reply #17974 on: July 04, 2018, 02:39:07 AM »
NAZIS ARE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES

I TOLD YOU, I WARNED YOU ALL

SOMEBODY SHOULD DO SOMETHING

GAMERGATE GAMERGATE TRUMP TRUMP GAMERGATE GAMERGATE

THE BURDEN SHOULDN'T BE ON ME TO DO SOMETHING, I HATE NAZIS, STOP TONE POLICING ME

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TVC15

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« Reply #17975 on: July 04, 2018, 02:41:16 AM »
There is nothing watchable about Revenge of the Sith. It is the worst Star Wars movie and one of the worst movies ever.

Don’t want to seem like I’m forum stalking you, but Attack of the Clones is MUCH WORSE than either of the other prequels.

The ranking:

Empire > New Hope > Return > TFA > TLJ > Ep1 > Ep3 > Rogue One > Ep2
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benjipwns

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« Reply #17976 on: July 04, 2018, 02:42:20 AM »
QUOTE FROM ANOTHER FORUM

QUOTE FROM ANOTHER SITE

QUOTE FROM ANOTHER FORUM

BAD JOKE BAD JOKE BAD JOKE EMOTICON SNARKY COMMENT BAD JOKE BAD JOKE

REFERENCE TO A PIECE OF MEDIA OR AN EVENT SHARED WITH OTHER USERS

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Momo

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« Reply #17977 on: July 04, 2018, 02:43:00 AM »
As long as we can all agree Attack of the Clones is the worst star wars thing ever, including ewoks christmas special, we're all good.

benjipwns

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« Reply #17978 on: July 04, 2018, 02:45:38 AM »
it's sorta a shame that attack of the clones is so bad because i kinda like the little detective work obi-wan does, down to the red light district, then following slave one to the rainy planet, etc.

i wonder if there's a single pretty good movie (or maybe two decent ones) that could be squeezed out of the three prequels with patient editing

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« Reply #17979 on: July 04, 2018, 02:51:13 AM »
my favorite part of attack of the clones was obi wan sitting in the library trying to find something that didnt exist
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TVC15

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« Reply #17980 on: July 04, 2018, 02:53:08 AM »
my favorite part of attack of the clones was obi wan sitting in the library trying to find something that didnt exist

btw, davepoobond, you ever want to defect from the other forums full-time, you’re an instant “in” here as one of TVC’s girls. Big fan of your posting over the years.
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benjipwns

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« Reply #17981 on: July 04, 2018, 03:02:28 AM »
my favorite part of attack of the clones was obi wan sitting in the library trying to find something that didnt exist
huh, i've never watched the deleted scenes for any of these movies, they should have kept this entire segment and cut out anakin and padme



also lol at how offended the librarian gets

davepoobond

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« Reply #17982 on: July 04, 2018, 03:04:44 AM »
my favorite part of attack of the clones was obi wan sitting in the library trying to find something that didnt exist

btw, davepoobond, you ever want to defect from the other forums full-time, you’re an instant “in” here as one of TVC’s girls. Big fan of your posting over the years.

 :-*

technically i've already sort of withdrawn from both.  never know what'll get me banned and i just want something to read when i'm bored...


my favorite part of attack of the clones was obi wan sitting in the library trying to find something that didnt exist
huh, i've never watched the deleted scenes for any of these movies, they should have kept this entire segment and cut out anakin and padme



also lol at how offended the librarian gets


yeah she is hilarious.  she basically told a jedi to fuck himself
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TVC15

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« Reply #17983 on: July 04, 2018, 03:08:13 AM »
my favorite part of attack of the clones was obi wan sitting in the library trying to find something that didnt exist
huh, i've never watched the deleted scenes for any of these movies, they should have kept this entire segment and cut out anakin and padme



also lol at how offended the librarian gets

This is Westworld bad.
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benjipwns

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« Reply #17984 on: July 04, 2018, 03:10:34 AM »
i like how yoda basically doesn't help obi-wan in anyway really, the kid tells him what happened and what should have been an obvious conclusion, yoda doesn't tell him anything further he doesn't obviously know and just says he'll meditate on it while obi-wan goes and investigates the location :lol

though i've always liked the idea of yoda being just this jedi grifter who people think is a grand master because of his speech impediment, it's how he treats luke at first in esb too

TVC15

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« Reply #17985 on: July 04, 2018, 03:16:58 AM »
Just realized for the first time that SmokyDave and davepoobond are two different people  :ohhh

They’re both swell (and dick-swole) dudes, so it’s understandable.
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davepoobond

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« Reply #17986 on: July 04, 2018, 03:17:35 AM »
i like how yoda basically doesn't help obi-wan in anyway really, the kid tells him what happened and what should have been an obvious conclusion, yoda doesn't tell him anything further he doesn't obviously know and just says he'll meditate on it while obi-wan goes and investigates the location :lol

though i've always liked the idea of yoda being just this jedi grifter who people think is a grand master because of his speech impediment, it's how he treats luke at first in esb too

Yoda just trolls everyone.  He's the laziest Jedi ever.   What did he even do when he was younger, I wonder?  I'm sure there's some dumb extended universe novel about it.


Just realized for the first time that SmokyDave and davepoobond are two different people  :ohhh

what's a smokydave?   :doge
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benjipwns

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« Reply #17987 on: July 04, 2018, 03:25:54 AM »
Quote from: WOOKIEPEDIA, Legends
Very little is known about Yoda's early life. He was from a remote planet, but which one remains a mystery.[11] According to one legend,[8] Yoda originally did not know that he was Force-sensitive at all.[7][11] His path towards the Jedi began when he left his home planet[7][11] with a Human friend,[7] who also did not know he was Force-sensitive,[7] on an old, barely space-worthy ship en route to the Core Worlds[7] to seek employment[7][11]. However, long before they could reach their destination, the ship was struck by a large asteroid, causing it to become severely disabled beyond their abilities to repair. They spent several days drifting dead in space during which time both their life support systems and rations came close to being exhausted, and there was still no response to their distress signal. It seemed like they would soon meet their deaths until their sensors picked up a star system not too far away.[7] They had just enough power to make it there,[7] and did so before[7] crash landing on a strange[7][11] swampy planet covered with a dense fog[7].

They spent a few days there before being found by a strange being: Hysalrian Jedi Master N'Kata Del Gormo, who revealed to them both that they were very much Force-sensitive.[7] The Jedi Master invited Yoda to become his apprentice, also known as a Padawan.[11] Master Gormo took them to his home where he trained them in the ways of the Force and, not long after their training was complete, a Galactic Republic starship picked up their distress signal and rescued the two friends, who were now Jedi themselves.[7] Departing the world, Yoda would go to Coruscant where he would continue his training at the Jedi Temple as a Jedi Initiate. When Yoda had completed his Padawan training, he became a Jedi Knight, meaning he could go on important missions. By the age of 96, he had become a Jedi Master. Later, he was elected to join the Jedi High Council.
i don't care what the rest of this page says until it gets to the movies or anything, Yoda's now officially just some random drifter who "fell into" the Jedi Council in my head canon

jorma

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« Reply #17988 on: July 04, 2018, 03:26:32 AM »
Just realized for the first time that SmokyDave and davepoobond are two different people  :ohhh

it's the smoky poo bond

seagrams hotsauce

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« Reply #17989 on: July 04, 2018, 03:39:07 AM »
oh hey, just figured out ublock origin lets you block entire threads on reset. neat

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« Reply #17990 on: July 04, 2018, 03:51:06 AM »
Just realized for the first time that SmokyDave and davepoobond are two different people  :ohhh
We are?

Ah, shit. Wasn’t ready to hear that.

clothedmacuser

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« Reply #17991 on: July 04, 2018, 03:55:58 AM »
I feel like with Davepoobond, smokeyDave, and Whiteman we are 1/20th the way from making GAF great again.

MGGA.

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« Reply #17992 on: July 04, 2018, 03:58:11 AM »

VomKriege

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« Reply #17993 on: July 04, 2018, 04:01:44 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/woman-switches-seats-on-plane-to-sit-next-to-bf-person-she-switched-with-falls-in-love.53232/

Look at this collection of embittered, salty, lifelong hand-humping incels

Is Era literally not believing this woman ? Boy, the Nazis hold on the forum is getting tighter every minute
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VomKriege

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« Reply #17994 on: July 04, 2018, 04:03:55 AM »
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This is just sad. They probably fucked and went about their ways. Good story bro ..

Yeah those two people pleasured one another and maybe just for a few minutes were able to be happy and forget that we all die in the end. How terrible and disgusting.
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nachobro

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« Reply #17995 on: July 04, 2018, 04:44:53 AM »
i like how yoda basically doesn't help obi-wan in anyway really, the kid tells him what happened and what should have been an obvious conclusion, yoda doesn't tell him anything further he doesn't obviously know and just says he'll meditate on it while obi-wan goes and investigates the location :lol

though i've always liked the idea of yoda being just this jedi grifter who people think is a grand master because of his speech impediment, it's how he treats luke at first in esb too
yoda fucking sucks. but then what does say about christopher lee? he does almost gets his ass kicked by the little muppet

nachobro

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« Reply #17996 on: July 04, 2018, 04:46:58 AM »
he also had that dumb limp dick lightsaber. maybe dooku is the real fraud here

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« Reply #17997 on: July 04, 2018, 05:08:41 AM »
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This is just sad. They probably fucked and went about their ways. Good story bro ..

Yeah those two people pleasured one another and maybe just for a few minutes were able to be happy and forget that we all die in the end. How terrible and disgusting.

Lol. Poor people problems

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« Reply #17998 on: July 04, 2018, 05:44:09 AM »
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Bruh some people thought BP had to many fantasy elements that broke the film for them. is this real life.
Racist people are stupid. News at 11.
:rejoice

It's amazing how anyone who dislikes Black Panther must be a racist. At least this guy is upfront and doesn't do all that "you know why" bullshit.

i like how yoda basically doesn't help obi-wan in anyway really, the kid tells him what happened and what should have been an obvious conclusion, yoda doesn't tell him anything further he doesn't obviously know and just says he'll meditate on it while obi-wan goes and investigates the location :lol

though i've always liked the idea of yoda being just this jedi grifter who people think is a grand master because of his speech impediment, it's how he treats luke at first in esb too

He also runs away like a little asshole after a little fight with the emperor. Didn't even have the courtesy to fake an injury when he met up with obi wan again.
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benjipwns

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« Reply #17999 on: July 04, 2018, 05:47:59 AM »
think about it this way, Obi-Wan's come in, he did a search probably a few times and it's not finding shit for him, so he asks her like "wtf this shit broke yo" and she's custodian of the greatest archive known to society, and she can't find it doing the same exact thing Obi-Wan probably did before asking her, then he has the gall to suggest somethings wrong with the library and she's going to scoff at him like he's nuts

i don't think Obi-Wan is well known outside the Jedi, he got quickly promoted because Qui Gonn was killed, he's got the apprentice nobody wants taught, he's not even a Master I don't think other than provisionally towards Anakin, he's like another step down still, so to the librarian he's like an instructor or maybe a visting professor coming in talking about missing planets in her perfect database

the library staff aren't designed to figure out why there's no planet there, just like they don't do your research for you in our modern libraries just find you stuff they have marked on the subject, that's why he's gotta go find an eight year old to solve it for him

the bigger question is what's on all those massive shelves, like nobody wants books anymore so they're all stored in a vault, but people expect huge shelves in a library so they just put up all these light things on them while you access everything through one of the few terminals shown

also i like how obi-wans datathing is basically a usb flash drive and he even yanks it out without going to "eject/safely remove hardware" first just force pulls it out from ten feet away