I want to make fun of Messofanego so badly. That is an arranged motherfuckin' marriage. I've seen a lot of arranged marriages in my day, trust me folks. But then I stop myself and think about how I'm trying to dunk on some weirdo on the internet who just got married. What am I fucking doing with myself? Mmmmmrghhh but if it turned out to be an arranged marriage, the hypocrisy would be so fucking delicious. But...it's some random goof on the internet that I have nothing to do with.
.....BUT, BUT, THATS AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE, FOR SURE. I CAN SENSE IT.