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[nudemacusers]

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[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/do-the-terrible-events-today-make-you-question-the-narratives-of-terrible-events-in-history.53873/
This guy is finally woke enough to realize that the history of the world has been an eternal and easily definable struggle between the good guys and the bad guys. It's just like Harry Potter Star Wars Infinity War Kirby God of War Assassin's Creed said, we've been at war with the right since time immemorial.

I'm listening to a podcast about RFK and while I don't understand what happened, and it seems pretty obvious what did happen in the surface, why should I take the accepted narrative

that he was shot?

We have lost great men, JFK, MLK, and RFK.

well, one out of three maybe

[agrajag]

Demolition Man was Wesley's greatest work.

Not counting the whole part where he declared himself a non-resident alien so he didn't have to pay income taxes.

Of course an insecure white boy like you would try to downplay White Men Can't Jump. You ain't slick.

[benjipwns]

Sadly nobody that cares enough to do something about it ever lives long enough. Seems they are always extinguished before they become to big.... That's my take from parts I have read about our last 200 years of history on this planet. (In general)

[nudemacusers]

"ERA, if you found out one of your employees was a Trump supporter aka white supremacist, would you brutally beat the shit out of him and then call child services about the family? [NO MODERATES PLEASE]"

I like how half the posters admit they have no supervisory or hiring experience before waxing theoretical on hiring methodologies that would likely net their company a civil suit.

[benjipwns]

Being black in the US is a good way to learn this lesson pretty early on in life.

The Tuskegee Experiments?
Firebombing of Black Wall Street?
Americas obsession with Eugenics (particularly with Native American woman)?
The history of Redlining, the effects of which are still felt among the communities of minorities around the country to this day?
The war on drugs and the true reasons for it's creation?

These same attacks and outrageous, cowardly acts have been happening seemingly since WW2.

[nudemacusers]

If they can do the job, sure.

If they start bringing up their politics to the point where it is affecting the business though, then they’d be gone.

I can't believe a resetera admin would post this. explains the soft moderation of alt-right posters.

[shosta]

nudemac's avi triggering me so hard

[nudemacusers]

Your logic is flawed
If I were an employer, I would be the Trump supporter

would-be capitalist-bourgeoise resetera employee slavers annihilated.

[zepblackstar]

Demolition Man was Wesley's greatest work.

Not counting the whole part where he declared himself a non-resident alien so he didn't have to pay income taxes.

 

Simon Phoenix: All right, gentlemen, let's review. The year is 2032 - that's two-zero-three-two, as in the 21st Century - and I am sorry to say the world has become a pussy-whipped, Brady Bunch version of itself, run by a bunch of robed sissies. All we have to do to run the whole thing, is to kill a man named Raymond, who put it all together. Ah, but there's an extra added bonus. We get to kill the man who put most of us behind the freezer.

CryoCon: You mean, we get to kill John Spartan?

Simon Phoenix: Exactly! [CryoCons laugh and cheer] I want you to rob, loot, pillage, plunder! I want you to steal! I want you to do all the wonderful things that we used to do before all of this happened! This world will be ours! Let's bring back the good old days! Are you with me?

Cryocons: YEAH!

Phoenix: ARE YOU WITH ME?

Cryocons: YEAH!

Phoenix: LET'S DO IT!

[benjipwns]

John Spartan: Wait a minute, you're the guy outside Taco Bell.

Edgar Friendly: Yeah. What do you want?

John Spartan: I guess you weren't part of the Cocteau Plan.

Edgar Friendly: Greed, deception, abuse of power? That's no plan.

John Spartan: And that's why everybody's down here?

Edgar Friendly: You got that right. See, according to Cocteau's plan, I'm the enemy. Cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind if guy who wants to sit in a greasy spoon and think, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol. I want to eat bacon, butter and buckets of cheese, okay? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in a non-smoking section. I wanna run through the streets naked with green Jello all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to. Okay, pal? I've seen the future, you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sittin' around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake singing "I'm an Oscar-Meyer Wiener". You wanna live on top, you gotta live Cocteau's way. What he wants, when he wants, how he wants. Your other choice: come down here, maybe starve to death.

[REDPILLALPH ABIGCOCK]

John Spartan: Wait a minute, you're the guy outside Taco Bell.

Edgar Friendly: Yeah. What do you want?

John Spartan: I guess you weren't part of the Cocteau Plan.

Edgar Friendly: Greed, deception, abuse of power? That's no plan.

John Spartan: And that's why everybody's down here?

Edgar Friendly: You got that right. See, according to Cocteau's plan, I'm the enemy. Cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind if guy who wants to sit in a greasy spoon and think, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol. I want to eat bacon, butter and buckets of cheese, okay? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in a non-smoking section. I wanna run through the streets naked with green Jello all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to. Okay, pal? I've seen the future, you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sittin' around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake singing "I'm an Oscar-Meyer Wiener". You wanna live on top, you gotta live Cocteau's way. What he wants, when he wants, how he wants. Your other choice: come down here, maybe starve to death.

Resetera btfo

[nudemacusers]

[venereology]

MODS

[tummyfat]

Edgar Friendly: You got that right. See, according to Cocteau's plan, I'm the enemy. Cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind if guy who wants to sit in a greasy spoon and think, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol. I want to eat bacon, butter and buckets of cheese, okay? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in a non-smoking section. I wanna run through the streets naked with green Jello all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to. Okay, pal? I've seen the future, you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sittin' around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake singing "I'm an Oscar-Meyer Wiener". You wanna live on top, you gotta live Cocteau's way. What he wants, when he wants, how he wants. Your other choice: come down here, maybe starve to death.

I'm going to venture a wild guess and say this was Denis Leary?

[Cauliflower Of Love]

 

[venereology]

of course. for some reason they basically carved out 2 minutes of the movie to let him do his standup routine, but in character

[nudemacusers]

not gonna lie this one that popped up in the recommended tab is pretty hot

[benjipwns]

[VomKriege]

Edgar Friendly: You got that right. See, according to Cocteau's plan, I'm the enemy. Cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind if guy who wants to sit in a greasy spoon and think, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol. I want to eat bacon, butter and buckets of cheese, okay? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in a non-smoking section. I wanna run through the streets naked with green Jello all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to. Okay, pal? I've seen the future, you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sittin' around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake singing "I'm an Oscar-Meyer Wiener". You wanna live on top, you gotta live Cocteau's way. What he wants, when he wants, how he wants. Your other choice: come down here, maybe starve to death.

I'm going to venture a wild guess and say this was Denis Leary?

[tummyfat]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-will-forever-hate-how-the-simpsons-callously-killed-off-snowball-ii.53897/

Granted, because Status Quo is God on that show, they get a new cat that looks exactly like Snowball II and decide to call her Snowball II and pretend the whole thing never happened which is like "Yeah, whatever." But it always bothered me as to how callously the show killed off Snowball II, as a cat owner, it always annoyed me how there was never an episode centered around Snowball II while Santa's Little Helper got plenty of episodes. Sure, both animals get treated badly at times, but at least with SLH, you get the sense that he's still a part of the family, while Snowball II is treated as expendable. This has always been one of the show's missteps, out of so many episodes they've done, they NEVER did an episode whose main plot was about Snowball II. Come on Simpsons writers, treat Snowball II well, make it so it's obvious she's a part of the family. Cats are part of the family. I should know.

[benjipwns]

Can't wait for UberTag, a leader in the Simpsons community with the ear of the writers, to get in that thread and set it straight.

[shosta]

 

this is actually the best cauliflower post that will ever be written

[VomKriege]

While you can't really ask people that kind of shit during an interview, you are allowed to ask for their social media. If I ever started a company it would most likely be in software development and my team would be the complete opposite of silicon valley in terms of make up, that means you'll see many black women, LGBT, etc. So I'd make a decision based on their social media and the things they expound upon whether or not I'm going to hire them.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/if-you-were-an-employer-would-you-hire-a-trump-supporter.53870/page-8#post-10136648

[thetylerrob]

While you can't really ask people that kind of shit during an interview, you are allowed to ask for their social media. If I ever started a company it would most likely be in software development and my team would be the complete opposite of silicon valley in terms of make up, that means you'll see many black women, LGBT, etc. So I'd make a decision based on their social media and the things they expound upon whether or not I'm going to hire them.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/if-you-were-an-employer-would-you-hire-a-trump-supporter.53870/page-8#post-10136648

This forum is a gift for all of humanity 

[D3RANG3D]

Class action lawsuits ahoy. 

[Kara]

I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in a non-smoking section.

The best part about this line is that it's obviously written by someone who doesn't know anything about cigars. (Cuban vitolas traditionally run small, their first product with a 52 ring gauge came out in 2002 or 2003.)

[nudemacusers]

I find it disheartening that suddenly it's acceptable, even noble, for an employer to dig into a person's private social media during the hiring process. a few years ago this would be considered a grotesque breach of privacy. the winds blow the sails, I guess.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I'm just glad a majority of the users I recognized and knew from gaf aren't showing up in those threads with all the stupid shit.

[El Babua]

I find it disheartening that suddenly it's acceptable, even noble, for an employer to dig into a person's private social media during the hiring process. a few years ago this would be considered a grotesque breach of privacy. the winds blow the sails, I guess.

Capitalists sowing division among the underclass so that they'd accept giving them more power is the real cultural something something

[seagrams hotsauce]

lmao

A few things happened to me and my boyfriend and I'd like to know who's to blame here. Am I a cold person or is my boyfriend overreacting?

It all started yesterday when my boyfriend was having dinner. I didn't eat because I wasn't hungry. I always feed him when we have this particual dish, but now I didn't feed him and he's mad about it. We didn't sleep all night because we discussed this happening.

Feed him meaning you put the food in his mouth yourself?

Yes, physically feeding him. Cutting the food and putting it in his mouth. Handfeeding.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/should-i-be-single-again.53907/

[BisMarckie]

 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Bt the way...I'm 34 years old and from Kosovo and he's 37 years from Mauritius, so we both have our temperament.

How dumb are these mods?

[VomKriege]

That "would you hire a Trump supporter" is also amazing because for all the fire and fury most people have to narrow down the notion of "Trump supporter" to a outspoken racist dumb redneck who can't stop himself from spouting political opinions or wearing a MAGA hat at a job interview, so insanely militant he somehow couldn't perform efficiently at a job where he would interact with anything else than white straight males.

Somehow oblivious to the fact that many conservatives or racists have had steady jobs throughout... Well, all of history... Including in societies undergoing progress or alongside minorities. And that it's perfectly possible to harbor toxic views yet still be able to work efficiently and even be amiable with women, gays, POCs coworkers via a variety of behaviour (strict separation between home and work, thinking your coworkers are "the good ones", etc...).

Edit : Or that some fervent Trump supporters are affluent and professionally successful (cue the Oculus guy).

[thisismyusername]

Eh, if they're into that role-play, they aren't harming anyone.

Dumb thing to get upset over, but you know...

[Rahxephon91]

Or that all Trump supporters aren’t actually yknow monsters.

[Nintex]

Trump is the joker. The GOP are the Gotham mob.

His supporters are the felons on ferry one. They've already thrown out the detonator.
REEEE is the ferry with the innocent citizens but they just keep hitting that detonator.

Harvey Dent is Hillary Clinton

Bernie Sanders is Gordon

This is fact

[Joe Molotov]

Trump is the joker. The GOP are the Gotham mob.

His supporters are the felons on ferry one. They've already thrown out the detonator.
REEEE is the ferry with the innocent citizens but they just keep hitting that detonator.

Harvey Dent is Hillary Clinton

Bernie Sanders is Gordon

This is fact

Are we Batman? Or is Evilore Batman? We're probably Scarecrow, tbh.

[VomKriege]

Trump is the joker. The GOP are the Gotham mob.

His supporters are the felons on ferry one. They've already thrown out the detonator.
REEEE is the ferry with the innocent citizens but they just keep hitting that detonator.

Harvey Dent is Hillary Clinton

Bernie Sanders is Gordon

This is fact

Are we Batman? Or is Evilore Batman? We're probably Scarecrow, tbh.

Evilore deffo is thinking himself as Batman 

[nudemacusers]

lmao

A few things happened to me and my boyfriend and I'd like to know who's to blame here. Am I a cold person or is my boyfriend overreacting?

It all started yesterday when my boyfriend was having dinner. I didn't eat because I wasn't hungry. I always feed him when we have this particual dish, but now I didn't feed him and he's mad about it. We didn't sleep all night because we discussed this happening.

Feed him meaning you put the food in his mouth yourself?

Yes, physically feeding him. Cutting the food and putting it in his mouth. Handfeeding.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/should-i-be-single-again.53907/

i thought the gays were better than this. moblin explain.

[Nintex]

Trump is the joker. The GOP are the Gotham mob.

His supporters are the felons on ferry one. They've already thrown out the detonator.
REEEE is the ferry with the innocent citizens but they just keep hitting that detonator.

Harvey Dent is Hillary Clinton

Bernie Sanders is Gordon

This is fact

Are we Batman? Or is Evilore Batman? We're probably Scarecrow, tbh.

The closest thing to Batman in this scenario is George Bush.

He can be the villain, hero or whatever people want him to be.

[nudemacusers]

I'll accept a sai or tasty meat explanation since it's probably past moblin's bedtime right now.

[thisismyusername]

Trump is the joker. The GOP are the Gotham mob.

His supporters are the felons on ferry one. They've already thrown out the detonator.
REEEE is the ferry with the innocent citizens but they just keep hitting that detonator.

Harvey Dent is Hillary Clinton

Bernie Sanders is Gordon

This is fact

Are we Batman? Or is Evilore Batman? We're probably Scarecrow, tbh.

The closest thing to Batman in this scenario is George Bush.

He can be the villain, hero or whatever people want him to be.

Batman did 9/11 doesn't have the same ring, though...

[REDPILLALPH ABIGCOCK]

Trump is the joker. The GOP are the Gotham mob.

His supporters are the felons on ferry one. They've already thrown out the detonator.
REEEE is the ferry with the innocent citizens but they just keep hitting that detonator.

Harvey Dent is Hillary Clinton

Bernie Sanders is Gordon

This is fact

Can you rephrase that in Marvel/Disney characters so they can understand?

[nudemacusers]

Next time chew it for him and throw it up into his mouth- bird style.

I tried this with my ex boyfriend

DO NOT RECCOMEND

these are the accounts not being culled.

[Nintex]

Trump is the joker. The GOP are the Gotham mob.

His supporters are the felons on ferry one. They've already thrown out the detonator.
REEEE is the ferry with the innocent citizens but they just keep hitting that detonator.

Harvey Dent is Hillary Clinton

Bernie Sanders is Gordon

This is fact

Can you rephrase that in Marvel/Disney characters so they can understand?

Hillary Clinton is Darth Vader

Lando is Bernie Sanders

Luke is the American people(tm)

Han Solo is Donald Trump

Obama is Jar Jar Binks

((GEORGE SOROS)) is The emperor

[Cauliflower Of Love]

why are you people making this thread gross with comic book shit?

[nudemacusers]

yeah lets go back to youtube

[Joe Molotov]

Trump is the joker. The GOP are the Gotham mob.

His supporters are the felons on ferry one. They've already thrown out the detonator.
REEEE is the ferry with the innocent citizens but they just keep hitting that detonator.

Harvey Dent is Hillary Clinton

Bernie Sanders is Gordon

This is fact

Can you rephrase that in Marvel/Disney characters so they can understand?

[Cauliflower Of Love]

yeah lets go back to youtube

Best Bane.

[tummyfat]

Trump is the joker. The GOP are the Gotham mob.

His supporters are the felons on ferry one. They've already thrown out the detonator.
REEEE is the ferry with the innocent citizens but they just keep hitting that detonator.

Harvey Dent is Hillary Clinton

Bernie Sanders is Gordon

This is fact

Can you rephrase that in Marvel/Disney characters so they can understand?

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He tried. He put the web between the buildings, he didn't expect the dinguses to fly into them.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

btw bernie is totally squirrel girl

[Kara]

Or that all Trump supporters aren’t actually yknow monsters.

I agree, some of them are utter rubes.

[Spieler1]

I have no problem shaming voters of Trump or equivalents. There's not much room between being either very stupid or a blatant ass for supporting such. What makes the REEEE-type unreal morons is that they declare everyone a secret far right winger who isn't sucking Antifa and Disney cock or doesn't equal the exposure of pixel tits with hate crimes.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I have no problem shaming voters of Trump or equivalents. There's not much room between being either very stupid or a blatant ass for supporting such. What makes the REEEE-type unreal morons is that they declare everyone a secret far right winger who isn't sucking Antifa and Disney cock or doesn't equate the exposure of pixel tits with slavery.

ironic because there's a good chunk of _____ running the place.

[Propagandhim]

I vote Democrat because that's who I'm aligned with policy-wise, but I'm going to be honest: A Trump 2020 win would be so good for my entertainment personal value score (that matters a lot to me.  Don't underestimate my entertainment personal value score) -- because nothing gives as much as a far-left meltdown.  I know there are others that feel the same, there must be.  But it brings up an interesting question:  Is laughing actionable?  After all, we did everything we could and voted a completely non-nazi ticket: But, again, i beesech you: Is laughing actionable?  I'm sure an old German philosopher has tried to answer this question.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Trump 2020 win.

Man(woman), what a world we live in.

Fuck doc and marty for time traveling, bunch of selfish assholes, just so he could have his westworld brothel whore who is into science and mister can't even shift his 5 speed pickup.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

doot doot doo doo doot doo doot doo



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[BisMarckie]

I always like when they add "previous infractions" to show everyone that they finally caught a really bad apple.

[Propagandhim]

I saw this on Twitter just now:

https://twitter.com/The_UnSilent_/status/1015392225604317185


And I was incredulous...

@37:10


    What the fuck.