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[BikeJesus]

Would that make kirblar the first former Re mod to be permabanned?

Sleepovers/swidge?

[Tektonic]

Spiderman gets less than 90 metacritic score..

A new thread appears! It's super effective
"Polygon changes review policy. Gets rid of scores"

Our Spideysonyfanbois are saved again! Who cares about scores, it's the woke experience that matters.*

* Games are serious business, we've transcended scores unlike silly trivial pursuits like movies*

*Until mcu releases something new*

* The cycle begins again

[Tektonic]

 

I wrote a review for Spider-Man, BTW I don't write reviews

Guess the score out of 10?

[james]

Kirblar was a mod?

I guess I wiped that horrible thought from my memory

[team filler]

if he so smart, then why he banned?

[benjipwns]

James Gunn's Disney's Marvel's Sony's Insomniac's Spider-Man please. Everyone who helped this achievement reach this historic standard should be rewarded.

[thetylerrob]

Dick Cheney profited from the Iraq war, similarly Cerium made money from the 2018 Restructuring Wars™.

Kirblar’s bravery in reporting the facts the establishment media doesn’t want you to know about

[remy]

Spiderman gets less than 90 metacritic score..

A new thread appears! It's super effective
"Polygon changes review policy. Gets rid of scores"

Our Spideysonyfanbois are saved again! Who cares about scores, it's the woke experience that matters.*

* Games are serious business, we've transcended scores unlike silly trivial pursuits like movies*

*Until mcu releases something new*

* The cycle begins again

Sony marketing finally did it.  They pushed a mediocre system exclusive game so hard, so well, that Polygon deleted review scores to save face instead of just giving it a 7

[benjipwns]

Why are people a few pages back pretending Cerium's (or any of the "known" admins really) some kind of sensible person who is bummed about the forum drama?

Cerium spent a year plus shilling Hillary in ways that even Jack would not respect and on the gaming side was fanning the flames of stuff like the freakouts over Jon Tron's "voice" acting. (A number of the other admins were all up in the Allison Rapp "GamerGate fake outrage" shit flinging.)

If they're bummed about anything it's that they still thought it was like ten years ago and that small forums made easy money and also that they believed the nonsense about what GAF was pulling in. Along with that whole nexus of the gaming community concept and the prominence that would help bring to some twitter shills.

About the lone credit you should give them is that they keep going to these "prominent members"/doing everything privately because they know the forums userbase writ large is as shown by the fact that they completely ignore the forum until they have to pay attention to it.

[james]

Kirblar is one of the smartest people on that entire forum.

Why are you such a suck up

[Great Rumbler]

Spiderman gets less than 90 metacritic score..

A new thread appears! It's super effective
"Polygon changes review policy. Gets rid of scores"

Our Spideysonyfanbois are saved again! Who cares about scores, it's the woke experience that matters.*

* Games are serious business, we've transcended scores unlike silly trivial pursuits like movies*

*Until mcu releases something new*

* The cycle begins again

I'll just wait for the only reviewer whose opinion matters: videogamedunkey.

[Jenkem]

Would that make kirblar the first former Re mod to be permabanned?

nah, that would be Shosta

[bork]

Is Dragon Ball FighterZ's Jump Festa trailer the hypest fighting game trailer?

No, this is

 

what a great fighting game.

lol my bad, I read best gaming trailer

smh

? It's still a trailer for a fighting game.

[Momo]

My favorite modern trailer

[Optimus]

Kirblar is one of the smartest people on that entire forum.

that doesn't say much

[Momo]

Kirblar is one of the smartest people on that entire forum.

that doesn't say much

It's like being the least gay borean, which is still super gay by world standards.

[I'm a Puppy!]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/dead-or-alive-6-jiggle-physics-are-back.1465076/page-3#post-253429647

I'd be happy to bump this thread with more pics everyday.  I have...all of them.  Every DOA pic ever put online (not related to Marie Rose).  I could do it for awhile

From that thread.
There's over two minutes of this

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[I'm a Puppy!]

Am I doxxing like Benji?

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Look at all those transphobes. Remind me, which state/District does Marrec live in?

[Marine Todd]

bareback marrec lives in the state of cisylvania

[remy]

Am I doxxing like Benji?

(Image removed from quote.)

Look at all those transphobes. Remind me, which state/District does Marrec live in?

the bikini clipping through the top of her tit/collarbone is triggering me 

[Bore Expert]

I’m gonna miss you guys 😕

[team filler]

guys? 

[jorma]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/should-marvel-studios-change-the-name-x-men.66499/
"That being the case, doesn't it make things kind of problematic for the team to be called X-Men? I know words like mankind or whatever are suppose to mean everyone, but they're obviously gender biased and based on old patriarchal language."

yikes-men

[BIONIC]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-very-first-time-you-saw-this-what-game-do-you-think-they-were-referencing.66552/

This entire thread 

[paprikastaude]

Spiderman gets less than 90 metacritic score..

A new thread appears! It's super effective
"Polygon changes review policy. Gets rid of scores"

Our Spideysonyfanbois are saved again! Who cares about scores, it's the woke experience that matters.*

* Games are serious business, we've transcended scores unlike silly trivial pursuits like movies*

*Until mcu releases something new*

* The cycle begins again

Shills in review threads were always among the most moronic.

*big budget exclusive gets unexpectedly "low score"*
'wake up sheeple, these opinions aren't reliable'
'Yeah, from now on I'll use my OWN opinion!!'
'what a joke, never trusting these again'

*1 month later next AAA release has a 90*
same persons who had these mindblowing revelations a month earlier: 'glad this is doing so well, can't wait!! "

Then repeat.

[paprikastaude]

also it's pretty telling that these review whiners always assume that exclusive shiny things (they haven't played) clearly aren't praised highly enough, yet there has probably never been someone who questioned whether something might be overrated in such a thread (other than console war reasons). because they are all corporate cheerleader trash.

[daemon]

Am I doxxing like Benji?

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20% of the people over there believe in the power of moon rocks

[agrajag]

Every single person who remains in the Republican party is factually a piece of shit and is at minimum okay with fascism as long as it serves their interests. They deserve no sympathy, mercy, or understanding.

Ready, set


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE[

[benjipwns]

I agree. They should forget the GOP and infiltrate and take over the Democratic Party. We are at war. Play it tactical.

[HaughtyFrank]

So, Gameinformer just asked David some rapid fire questions about CoD. At mark 6:50 he was being asked if CoD BO4 could come to Switch. He just laughs.

https://www.gameinformer.com/exclus...d-fire-questions-about-call-of-dutys-blackout

I don't get why the question is funny? It seems like he doesn't take the Switch seriously and I don't get why there are still some western devs that have this opinion about the Switch. Is it because of the outdated kiddy image? Or does he think the Switch is way too underpowered? When DOOM Eternal runs, COD BO4 can for sure.

It saddens me to see that some developers don't even try. A mobile COD could be appealing for many people, but they don't take that into consideration because they, for some reason, don't believe in the platform.

What do you think about his behaviour?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/david-vonderhaar-design-director-of-treyarch-laughs-at-the-question-of-a-switch-cod-bo4-port.66551/

 

[BisMarckie]

You know what? I'm 43 years old and I was there *day one* on opening night of "The Matrix Reloaded" and when I saw that scene, the first thing I thought of *since the Wachowski brothers were video game fans*, was "Hey - that's Yoji Shinkawa's artwork for Gray Fox's cool landing pose that was in the Japanese marketing for Metal Gear Solid".

[Tektonic]

So, Gameinformer just asked David some rapid fire questions about CoD. At mark 6:50 he was being asked if CoD BO4 could come to Switch. He just laughs.

https://www.gameinformer.com/exclus...d-fire-questions-about-call-of-dutys-blackout

I don't get why the question is funny? It seems like he doesn't take the Switch seriously and I don't get why there are still some western devs that have this opinion about the Switch. Is it because of the outdated kiddy image? Or does he think the Switch is way too underpowered? When DOOM Eternal runs, COD BO4 can for sure.

It saddens me to see that some developers don't even try. A mobile COD could be appealing for many people, but they don't take that into consideration because they, for some reason, don't believe in the platform.

What do you think about his behaviour?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/david-vonderhaar-design-director-of-treyarch-laughs-at-the-question-of-a-switch-cod-bo4-port.66551/

 

thread locked... i guess the mods had the last "laugh"

[Pepinappe]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-very-first-time-you-saw-this-what-game-do-you-think-they-were-referencing.66552/

This entire thread 

You know what? I'm 43 years old and I was there *day one* on opening night of "The Matrix Reloaded" and when I saw that scene, the first thing I thought of *since the Wachowski brothers were video game fans*, was "Hey - that's Yoji Shinkawa's artwork for Gray Fox's cool landing pose that was in the Japanese marketing for Metal Gear Solid".

 

[Switters]

Zatt hasn't posted since the coward Bronson Lee locked his thread. I'm starting to worry.

[BisMarckie]

I would worry more about BronsonLee, I think Zatt Murdock is really close to using his infinity gauntlet.

[james]

Thank God a Nintendo Direct has been announced, a new reason to live

[Switters]

Steal his Gems! Zatt "Little One" Murdoch's guide to looking like a 20 year old 30 year old 40 year old.

[Boredfrom]

Thread backfired

https://www.resetera.com/threads/era-its-time-to-goku-fy-your-avatars.66594/

Too stupid for even Nintendrones.

[nachobro]

and now bob is "eliminated". zatt better watch his back, he's already had a ban or two...

[Switters]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/12282299/

Oh no, I had to let everyone know how your post is offensive. It's called virtue signaling, btw.

[stufte]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/12283135/

Hey I get it. But you don't need to bring the whole "muh dick" thing into it.

But she reminds me of my daughter, so I'm probably being more critical about it than I should.

Wow with the patriarchal toxic masculinity treating grown women as something to be protected like they are children. Wow'n me up right now. wow.

[nudemacusers]

brie larson wearing that NIN shirt like girls on insta wear misfits tees. 

[HaughtyFrank]

She looks dead in the face ;/

Oh no, young dame like that should smile more! How else will be find a beau and pop out some kids? [/s]

Pretty much. That was the quintessential "you should smile more" dog whistle.

https://www.resetera.com/posts/12286379

Quint essential dog whistle

[nudemacusers]

why is smokingbun acting all wokefeminist when he's obsessed with ruining/abusing/raping women in his fiction writing.

[stufte]

dog whistle because only idiots as stupid as a dog would get triggered by it.

[jorma]

She looks dead in the face ;/

Oh no, young dame like that should smile more! How else will be find a beau and pop out some kids? [/s]

Pretty much. That was the quintessential "you should smile more" dog whistle.

https://www.resetera.com/posts/12286379

Quint essential dog whistle

Wait a minute.. when i was a kid my mom always told me that i have a beautiful smile and i should smile more. I wish i had known i could have called her a sexist bigot in retaliation. She didn't even use the dog whistles, she just blurted it out.

[Jenkem]

You can jest all you want, but the simple truth of the matter is that when a Nintendo Direct drops, the internet sits down and LISTENS. Nintendies speculate and spin yarns about their hopes and dreams, while Sony cowards and XBOTS cry in the fetal position trying to think of ways to shift discussion or downplay the bombs that will be dropped. Sony and MS only have their big corporate media sanctioned events like E3 to command attention, Nintendo plays it tactical.

[Nabbis]

Tactically providing the shittiest hardware for almost 20 years.

[Jenkem]

while Sony cowards and XBOTS cry in the fetal position trying to think of ways to shift discussion

Tactically providing the shittiest hardware for almost 20 years.

 

[james]

You can jest all you want, but the simple truth of the matter is that when a Nintendo Direct drops, the internet sits down and LISTENS. Nintendies speculate and spin yarns about their hopes and dreams, while Sony cowards and XBOTS cry in the fetal position trying to think of ways to shift discussion or downplay the bombs that will be dropped. Sony and MS only have their big corporate media sanctioned events like E3 to command attention, Nintendo plays it tactical.

The only thing that could get me more erect right now would be seeing Bork's avatar

[nudemacusers]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/nyt-anonymous-op-ed-i-am-part-of-the-resistance-inside-the-trump-administration.66671/

REEdeemed!

[BisMarckie]

Resistance from within against Trump by writing an anonymous NYT OP Ed? 

Stauffenberg would be ashamed. 

[BisMarckie]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/nyt-anonymous-op-ed-i-am-part-of-the-resistance-inside-the-trump-administration.66671/

REEdeemed!

the NYT can go fuck itself for giving this dipshit a platform to set up his #NeverTrump #Resistance grift after he quits and comes forward. nobody in this administration is “resisting” shit

NYT still equivalent to Der Stürmer

[Uncle]

What do COD games being on GameCube have to do with this game being able to be ported to Switch?

You are maliciously taking my talking points out of context and leaving out the most important details of what I said to fit your opinion. Donald Trump's people do the same thing.

 

lol they are invoking this left and right

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-very-first-time-you-saw-this-what-game-do-you-think-they-were-referencing.66552/page-7#post-12268839

Oh, I get it.

Just understand that my stoic demeanor and restraint is what keeps me balanced in this wonderful anonymity that we call the internet and "participating in/on a forum".

Again, I was attempting to share something "I felt" with everyone; but I won't ever make that fucking mistake again.

A fact isn't something you feel. Fuck Trump got this world completely twisted on what an objective truth is versus feelings on a topic.

Trump is the reason a specific moron thinks Trinity was posing like Grey Fox 

[paprikastaude]

It's like 'thanks Obama' except they are dead serious. Stepped on a Lego? ONLY IN ALT RIGHTS AMERICA.

[nudemacusers]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/are-there-any-logical-reasons-to-move-away-from-a-city.66603/

a forum of unhappy foreveralone misanthropes and they ask this question

[VomKriege]

New Nintendo machines, same delusions with the power of the device and its ability to easily receive ports.

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

New Nintendo machines, same delusions with the power of the device and its ability to easily receive ports.

You'll eat your words once you see us fellow Nintendo fans playing Urban Championship online on the go. Checkmate Sony Pony.

[zepblackstar]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/resetera-reflects-this-place-sucks-we-want-gaf-back.1465402/page-7

They built that ship, now they get to go down with it. Maybe some will take a lifeboat to GAF. I wonder if they will keep making new sites every year, I mean it is RESETera right? When the problems become too hard, hey just press reset, don't actually deal with the issues at hand.... NO!.... RESET!

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so taking the worst of woke neogaf to another forum, then purging the more sane worse ones leaving you with the worst dreks of a gaming forum makes the forum really awful?

No way

[paprikastaude]

New Nintendo machines, same delusions with the power of the device and its ability to easily receive ports.

bitch, it runs Zelda! Which only looks like it's one and a half generations behind its own 'in-game' reveal back in the day, which is way better than games by lying Microsoft. So there's no point in not bringing Red Dead 2 over to Switch unless Rockstar are lazy (sorry that word is forbidden) incompetent fucks who hate money and only want to bring down Nintendo, because they hate colourful games that aren't movies like theirs. But it's not like I want to play them anyway.