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[Nintex]

No youtuber/streamer is "kid friendly". They're all just regaular people completely unfiltered.
And that's dangerous.

Regular people speaking freely is dangerous?

All those people and their opinions and their free thoughts hiding behind their free speech are dangerous and could be Nazi's in disguise.
We better kill them all.

[paprikastaude]

Resetera needs an ass wiping FAQ page

Ass wiping sub-forum when?

ass wiping is inherently political, you can't just separate it from the main forum. 

[agrajag]

Everyone one ResetERA is just a bunch of asswipes.

[Shuri]

Bidets and those washlets are a fucking godsend. I installed one at home and it's a bathroom gamechanger. I don't even want to consider taking a shit at work now, it just feels uncivilized.

You can pick them up on amazon for like 50$ and they do the job well.

The highballahs of this forum can check out the $400 versions that warm your seat and release mist and stuff.

SERIOUSLY.

Go buy one TODAY

[agrajag]

Thank god, I am so sick of making my ass bleed with tp like a peasant.

[Kunai With Chain]

Bidets and those washlets are a fucking godsend. I installed one at home and it's a bathroom gamechanger. I don't even want to consider taking a shit at work now, it just feels uncivilized.

You can pick them up on amazon for like 50$ and they do the job well.

The highballahs of this forum can check out the $400 versions that warm your seat and release mist and stuff.

SERIOUSLY.

Go buy one TODAY

Wait it's just a toilet seat they are charging 400 dollars for? Spending 400 on some plastic shit that's gonna croak in 4-5 years doesn't seem like a good investment. Might as well go all out and get one of those Japanese toilets that were all the rage 10 years ago.

[BisMarckie]

A bidet that you install on your toilet bowl

I am sorry but that is not a proper bidet

[clothedmacuser]

Best model and it doesn't deserve to be hidden away in the washlet closet.

[Bore Expert]

As a dedicated Nintendo fan, I prefer to wipe my ass with Labo . HD rumble is a godsend

 

[HaughtyFrank]

Someone should make a robot tounge that cleans buttholes

[Joe Molotov]

Someone should make a robot tounge that cleans buttholes

I would be surprised if it didn't already exist.

[Switters]

Yo, do you guys wipe from the front or the back?

I was having the most casual conversation ever with my best friends pregnant chihuahua the other day while she was taking a shit on the grass. I offhandedly mentioned that my girlfriend's boyfriend (we're in an open relationship) makes me wipe his ass starting at the taint and moving slowly, but firmly towards the base of his coccyx. I was like, boy, that's sure a strange way to wipe someone's ass hahaha.

I was always taught (in foster care) that you should get completely naked, lay on your stomach with both arms crossed beneath you, and rake the shit towards your balls with your fingernails. When you have a fair amount of fudge glommed between your balls and your body you get up and shake your nuts over a toilet like a dirty rug. Clean as a whistle!

My best friend's pregnant chihuahua said I needed to go or she would call the police and to never speak to her or her unborn children ever again.

Anyway, what do you guys think! 

[clothedmacuser]

As a show of solidarity with our non-phallically imbued members I wipe front to back to avoid contaminating my genital geography.  Whenever I see a co-workers going back-to-front I debate if I should go to HR or confront them directly and tell them no, you don't do that, stop it right now! 

I'm actually going to take to the streets and as soon as I have some free time.  But not weekends or vacation days.  Or holidays and I really need to save up my sick days given the current state of our backwards nation's lack of union support or and paycheck to paycheck life style.  We all need to stand up and end back-to-front because we are the vanguards of justice and equality.  And don't care what Trump says!  Fuck him.

[nudemacusers]

The best bidets are the ones you find on Craigslist personals

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/extreme-homophobia-from-the-total-war-series.68876/

As if there aren't enough recent games to peacock about

[Bore Expert]

Genital geography!  Reeturds refer to it as the “Forbidden Zone”

 

[Joe Molotov]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/extreme-homophobia-from-the-total-war-series.68876/

As if there aren't enough recent games to peacock about

that Honey Bee Inn scene from FF7, yikes

[HaughtyFrank]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/extreme-homophobia-from-the-total-war-series.68876/

As if there aren't enough recent games to peacock about

that Honey Bee Inn scene from FF7, yikes

That's a

Hard yikes from me dawg...

https://www.resetera.com/posts/12723044

[james]

Bidets and those washlets are a fucking godsend. I installed one at home and it's a bathroom gamechanger. I don't even want to consider taking a shit at work now, it just feels uncivilized.

You can pick them up on amazon for like 50$ and they do the job well.

The highballahs of this forum can check out the $400 versions that warm your seat and release mist and stuff.

SERIOUSLY.

Go buy one TODAY

Did the same, no more blood

[clothedmacuser]

Racist troll Trump supporter knows what they're doing making a thread like this. I'm sure he'll now run off back to GAF and talk about the Era hivemind with his racist online buddies

I look forward to the Great People™ at voat/v/neof-g chiming in their two cents about this thread!

There's no doubt in my mind they're looking here since bitching about this place is literally the majority of the content there at this point

https://www.resetera.com/posts/12726938


It's funny they think the reason everyone laughs at them is because they are willing to have a "is it looting or gathering?" thread.  Nobody gives a shit about that.  It's the puritanical, pearl-clutching, prominent members who make everything about them and then everything the most important thing in the world. People point and laugh because they pretend they are the most objective, science based, ethical and intelligent place that tolerates all views except hatred when it's just a mad house of emotional outbursts.

If they dropped the "fact based reason shall prevail," attitude it wouldn't be funny anymore.  You don't laugh at a dung beetle living its life, you laugh at the chimpanzee in a top hat that pees in his own mouth.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

It's hard not to look at people reaching into fridges during lunch rioutous

[Tripon]

The real tech is having a mini fridge near your office. The Fridge at work is always full, or a mess. Best to avoid that shit as much as possible.

[Tektonic]

Too many political threads..

Convince me relish is good.
 

Now that's a thread!

[samfish]

If they dropped the "fact based reason shall prevail," attitude it wouldn't be funny anymore.  You don't laugh at a dung beetle living its life, you laugh at the chimpanzee in a top hat that pees in his own mouth.

What was that? I could hear you through your hood. Too much BARK BARK BARK BARK BARKING in the background.

[agrajag]

I thought we didn't kink shame on The Bore.

[clothedmacuser]

Too many political threads..

Convince me relish is good.
 

Now that's a thread!

Mmmmm mmm, I love me a good pickle.  The best are made by Sham's!


- Uh, you do know that Sham's was founded in Israel and as recently as 1985 they donated food to the IDF?


Who cares?  I'm just saying they make the best Gherkins?

-- So you don't care about the lives of innocent palestinians?

-- This guy basically said he supports the Holocaust


Please do not conflate actions of the Nazi Party with Israeli policing and said history of past insoforth in perpetuity throughout the universe


God!  Can't we just talk about pickles?

User banned.  Downplaying concerns of other towards real lived politics and posting less than 200 times a month.


Lol

Thread locked.  Discussing history of downplaying, erasure of intent to bad faith, furthering of disingenuous towardith of actioning, promoting conspiracy topwith of journalism, inflammatory of infraction, alluding to downplaying-forth of racial concernia 




Brought to you by Sham's!





The pickle for mods who pretend to use legal terms.   Gotta Be Sham's.

[samfish]

My kink is hunting racists and nazis. And then getting captured by them and forced to do humiliating things like suck their cocks while my family watches from a gas chamber or something.

I’m also into bukakke and small penis humiliation!

[clothedmacuser]

My kink is hunting racists and nazis. And then getting captured by them and forced to do humiliating things like suck their cocks while my family watches from a gas chamber or something.

I’m also into bukakke and small penis humiliation.

You are not wanted here, freak.

[Momo]

I’m also into bukakke and small penis humiliation.

bukakke is small penis humiliation, usually takes like 1000 penii for what I could do alone 

[samfish]

hhnnggggg yes sir I’m so sorry sir! An inferior shriveled little beta male like me is unworthy of being in the presence of you studs and alphas.

[Momo]

You just made it weird man

[BIONIC]

I thought we didn't kink shame on The Bore.

True. We just shame good samaritans that try educate us about the plight of child starvation.

[Transhuman]

If they dropped the "fact based reason shall prevail," attitude

[daemon]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/extreme-homophobia-from-the-total-war-series.68876/page-2#post-12724237

Cultures in the past were overwhelming less homophobic, you can go back all the way to old European or South Asian time periods to find plenty of historical evidence of the pervasiveness and acceptance of gay or lesbian culture, there's literally temples in India that have gay sex statues at every corner and wall

A great deal of the homophobia crap is very very recent like within only hundreds of years and in some cases even less with all the bible thumping shit in america

 

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/12685526/

Choamsky is a contrarian at best and a russian agent at worst hiding behind the veneer of intellectualism. Anyone trying to deflect or downplay russian have certain interests at heart.

Why are people on ERA posting comments from mid-1980's issues of National Review?

[D3RANG3D]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/extreme-homophobia-from-the-total-war-series.68876/page-2#post-12724237

Cultures in the past were overwhelming less homophobic, you can go back all the way to old European or South Asian time periods to find plenty of historical evidence of the pervasiveness and acceptance of gay or lesbian culture, there's literally temples in India that have gay sex statues at every corner and wall

A great deal of the homophobia crap is very very recent like within only hundreds of years and in some cases even less with all the bible thumping shit in america

 

[benjipwns]

Are the games still being sold?

That means this shit is still happening today, not just 15 years ago.

Yeah if it's possible they should definitely patch it out. Make some noise about it on Twitter or something, CA might not even be aware it's there after all these years.

[benjipwns]

Lol dude, Roman society was not homophobic.

Wow! For all two millennia?

[benjipwns]

Bernie 2020 thread is good.

you mean like this?

User Banned (1 Month): Inflammatory generalisations and racism. History of severe infractions.

The people whose names are being thrown around as of now (Booker, Gillibrand, Harris, Biden, and some others whose names escape me) have a low chance of defeating Trump in 2020. They represent similar center ideals as Hillary. Trump will continue to feed on that and will come out of it with victory. So when people bash on Bernie, and then follow that up with "we need someone younger who has the same left ideals as Bernie," there isn't one that has come forward. Many of you aren't giving suggestions as to who can carry the torch in Bernie's place. The only other person who I can think of (that may be running) is Warren.

Seriously. People on this forum love to act like they are so progressive but then shun the one guy who literally espouses all of their ideals and on top of that wouldn't be afraid to call out Trump and Republicans on their bullshit nonsense. Instead they push milquetoast candidates like Harris or Booker because they are young, "fresh", minorities, women, etc. I think you guys just want to feel like you're voting for Obama again.

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-the-fbi-evacuated-the-sunspot-observatory-in-new-mexico-and-its-definitely-not-aliens.68086/page-10#post-12654292

User warned: carelessly linking to alt-right/conspiracy theories websites

[mod edit: links removed]

how do they know it was done carelessly

[who is ted danson?]

Bernie 2020 thread is good.

you mean like this?

User Banned (1 Month): Inflammatory generalisations and racism. History of severe infractions.

The people whose names are being thrown around as of now (Booker, Gillibrand, Harris, Biden, and some others whose names escape me) have a low chance of defeating Trump in 2020. They represent similar center ideals as Hillary. Trump will continue to feed on that and will come out of it with victory. So when people bash on Bernie, and then follow that up with "we need someone younger who has the same left ideals as Bernie," there isn't one that has come forward. Many of you aren't giving suggestions as to who can carry the torch in Bernie's place. The only other person who I can think of (that may be running) is Warren.

Seriously. People on this forum love to act like they are so progressive but then shun the one guy who literally espouses all of their ideals and on top of that wouldn't be afraid to call out Trump and Republicans on their bullshit nonsense. Instead they push milquetoast candidates like Harris or Booker because they are young, "fresh", minorities, women, etc. I think you guys just want to feel like you're voting for Obama again.

This guy has a real history of bad shit. He once refused to stop calling women females!

[Coax]

So uh, there’s a store page up for a game called Futanari Princess and I am not even gonna link it because it is super NSFW. One of the screenshots on the store page shows a girl shitting on a bowl or something.

I just clicked on this and have to say, the shitting into a bowl part is comparably harmless to the screenshots a few steps further showing actual child rape.

wtf

Disgusting. Why did I look this up?

[HaughtyFrank]

Add it to the list!

[Joe Molotov]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-the-fbi-evacuated-the-sunspot-observatory-in-new-mexico-and-its-definitely-not-aliens.68086/page-10#post-12654292

User warned: carelessly linking to alt-right/conspiracy theories websites

[mod edit: links removed]

how do they know it was done carelessly

Well, it sure wasn’t done tactically!

[nudemacusers]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/switch-online-might-be-the-netflix-service-we-dreamt-of.68965/

[bork]

This REEEE avatar. 



"Political prisoners."

[Momo]

This REEEE avatar. 

(Image removed from quote.)

"Political prisoners."

"kentucy fried ratfucks"

[paprikastaude]

This REEEE avatar. 

(Image removed from quote.)

"Political prisoners."

if it wasn't reeee, I would think this was at least only half-serious.

[kingv]

Bidets and those washlets are a fucking godsend. I installed one at home and it's a bathroom gamechanger. I don't even want to consider taking a shit at work now, it just feels uncivilized.

You can pick them up on amazon for like 50$ and they do the job well.

The highballahs of this forum can check out the $400 versions that warm your seat and release mist and stuff.

SERIOUSLY.

Go buy one TODAY

Did the same, no more blood

You must be a vigorous wiper.

True freedom is not wiping. Y’all just went from the fields to the house.

[james]

I had a dream I was banned from TheBore.com by Y2KEV

 

[Raist]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/switch-online-might-be-the-netflix-service-we-dreamt-of.68965/

To be fair, Nintards can finally play NES games for the 4th time but they don't have to buy them all over again.

[Maiden Voyage]

Fucking LOL at that avatar.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Bernie 2020 thread is good.

you mean like this?

User Banned (1 Month): Inflammatory generalisations and racism. History of severe infractions.

The people whose names are being thrown around as of now (Booker, Gillibrand, Harris, Biden, and some others whose names escape me) have a low chance of defeating Trump in 2020. They represent similar center ideals as Hillary. Trump will continue to feed on that and will come out of it with victory. So when people bash on Bernie, and then follow that up with "we need someone younger who has the same left ideals as Bernie," there isn't one that has come forward. Many of you aren't giving suggestions as to who can carry the torch in Bernie's place. The only other person who I can think of (that may be running) is Warren.

Seriously. People on this forum love to act like they are so progressive but then shun the one guy who literally espouses all of their ideals and on top of that wouldn't be afraid to call out Trump and Republicans on their bullshit nonsense. Instead they push milquetoast candidates like Harris or Booker because they are young, "fresh", minorities, women, etc. I think you guys just want to feel like you're voting for Obama again.

What a dumb ban, probably from a non voting mod too!

[Cauliflower Of Love]

This REEEE avatar. 

(Image removed from quote.)

"Political prisoners."

To be fair, he's calling for my release as well in directly.


FREEE ME!

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Switch Online might be the "Netflix" service we dreamt of

To the people that have started making direct comparisons to Netflix, of course we're not talking about the same thing,

 

[paprikastaude]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/going-outside-after-playing-spider-man.69003/

[BisMarckie]

Oof trying to make a positive Nintendo thread in the current ERA, hats off to you OP.
 

Political prisoners and anti-Nintendo pogroms. I am not surprised people are calling them a hate site.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

What the hell is fulton?

[paprikastaude]

What's wrong with these lazy nazi Gamexplain mods? They were supposed to protect us from people who say mean things about Kirby games and Nintendo-Netflix™

[james]

I hope Kirblar comes back and does an exceptional account suicide to go out as a martyr against the fascist mods of Resetera.com

Kirblar could be the spark that results in Neoresetera