"Hi Michelle, good to hear from you, I have a great part I think you'll really enjoy getting your teeth into"
"Oh cool, what is it? Something dramatic, I can really get my teeth into? Something I can really bring my life experiences into?"
"No, no no, no no no no. We think you'd be perfect for *checks pad* 'The Question'"
"Who the fuck is a 'Question'?"
"Oh, well, he's an objectivist crime fighter from a comic"
"He?"
"Yeah, we thought we'd spice things up a little. You know, its all the rage."
"So why am I so perfect for this role?"
"Oh, because you're a lesbian and a minority and a woman. Its basically perfect for all our key demographics. Its a threefer!"