Alright, this is sounding worthwhile. Deets plz. Did the fat Samoan have a shirt on? Anything else?
Dude was whack. When he came in he was wearing a REALLY dirty tank top, cargo shorts, and flip flops, and immediately shouts "LOOOOOOOVE BEING IN JAIL

HAHA!". Then intermittently he loudly shouts as a joke "You gonna make a friend in your cell today BOY." while making rape insinuations. Note that this wasn't about him, just saying as a joke that it would happen. I think.
Fight isn't worthwhile to relate.
It was fun but luckily they let me out before the Saturday night DUIs rolled in.