I was just joking, the new God of War is basically the same as every recent brawler except with way less slow motion so that it's actually fun. It makes me laugh when people say it's a bold reimagining of God of War because it's just a new skin on one of the same three games being made every year, complete with climbing, shuffling through crevices, and a touching narrative not seen since The Last of Us. Or Halo 3.