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[Huff]

Gawd this shit is boring

Some drama I’ve been thinking about - who is rioutious and are they as distinguished mentally-challenged as they come across as?

Serious questions that no one cares about

[benjipwns]

mod captains need the apples and milk to help them labor on behalf of the forum

[TVC15]

Alright, when Old Major dies and REE falls into crisis, who’s Snowball and who’s Napoleon amongst the mods/admins? And who is Old Major? SweetNicole? Cerium?

[Boredfrom]

Alright, when Old Major dies and REE falls into crisis, who’s Snowball and who’s Napoleon amongst the mods/admins? And who is Old Major? SweetNicole? Cerium?

Old Major is Besada

Snowball is Cerium

Napoleon is Sweetnicole

Finale Fireworker is that pig that used his tail to entertain sheep,

[TVC15]

Just saw the crime scene photos of Prince Now I’m sad.

They showed the inside of one of his suitcases that was at the scene. I regret to inform everyone.........

spoiler (click to show/hide)

he used hair dye

[close]

[Transhuman]

Only just reading about that Waffle House shooting now. You guys don't know how good you have it. Do you know how long it's been since some nutjob with a gun has gone on a killing spree in Australia?

[VomKriege]

There is no argument. You respect someone with idiotic beliefs. It's incredibly stupid.

https://www.resetera.com/posts/7550112/

RESETERA : There is no argument

[VomKriege]

Also Resetters apparently do a distinction between "someone's views" and "what you just parrot" (arguably, isn't the former really almost always the latter ?) and are perceptive enough to sort between the two in an aloof musical superstar they'll never interact with in person.

First of all, they aren’t his views. It’s shallow bullshit he heard elsewhere and parrots because he can’t be bothered (or is too stupid) to do his own critical thinking

I mean, by all means call Kanye West dumb and that he shouldn't be taken seriously. You don't have to split hairs in doing so.

[VomKriege]

case in point. I'm not superior, I merely know more about this topic than you do and have laid it out. Feel free to live in your own ignorance if you wish.

eat a dick clown

https://www.resetera.com/posts/7559972/

 

[shosta]

That lastflowers guy is something else.

I wrote an article many years ago about the same thing for my college newspaper, directly after the Obama jackass comment.

This is like a transhuman post without any of the endearing self awareness.

[VomKriege]

Dear native of the caucasus mountains, your knowledge of the hip-hop genre is incredibly limited.

https://www.resetera.com/posts/7490114/

Seeing red white.

Where is Kendrick in all this?He’s got the most clout on his name of anyone not named Jay to react to this . I’m bummed he’s being silent.

https://www.resetera.com/posts/7468187/

[VomKriege]

I can't believe that I'll be tuning into InfoWars

https://www.resetera.com/posts/7463752/

 

[Spieler1]

hot damn, nintenyearolds get real pissy in these labo-mba threads. 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/germany-april-charts-god-of-war-debuts-at-no-1-nintendo-labo-at-no-12.40465/page-2
https://www.resetera.com/threads/uk-april-charts-god-of-war-takes-no-1-nintendo-labo-has-slow-start.40332/page-4

[benjipwns]

Only just reading about that Waffle House shooting now. You guys don't know how good you have it. Do you know how long it's been since some nutjob with a gun has gone on a killing spree in Australia?

the Commonwealth nations seem more interested in nutty hostage situations and car attacks tbf

have the Aussie police learned that part of negotiating with hostage takers in a siege requires communicating with the hostage taker yet? oh, not to mention paying some attention to what the hostages are saying about the situation?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

i keed, i keed, U.S. police probably would go all MOVE situation on the block if something like the Sydney one happened... or Waco it

 

[close]

[HardcoreRetro]

The end of his name is Shotsthatthoughtspeak. Sound a lot like Shostakovich. You got anything to say?

[Momo]

Commonwealth represent    Well, except for Australians and New Zealanders .. okay maybe the English also oh and Canadians, fuck those guys for sure.

[VomKriege]

hot damn, nintenyearolds get real pissy in these labo-mba threads. 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/germany-april-charts-god-of-war-debuts-at-no-1-nintendo-labo-at-no-12.40465/page-2
https://www.resetera.com/threads/uk-april-charts-god-of-war-takes-no-1-nintendo-labo-has-slow-start.40332/page-4

The "hardcore gamer" being bratty 24/7 whenever they feel threatened never fails to be obnoxious and pathetic.

EDIT: Changed "little bitch" with "bratty", as I agree I was undermining my own point with my own frustration.

We're back to the Wii repertoire of arguments.

[Raist]

i don't think this is the full ep but her description her arms being hatcheted off is beyond crazy/terrifying.

On September 29, 1978, Singleton picked up 15-year-old Mary Vincent of Las Vegas while she was hitchhiking in Berkeley, California, raped her, and then severed both her forearms with a hatchet and threw her off a 30-foot cliff outside of Modesto, California, leaving her naked and near death.

[...]

Along with the particularly gruesome and callous aspects of the crime, the case became even more notorious after Singleton was paroled after serving only eight years in prison. He was able to reduce his time through good behavior and working as a teaching assistant in a prison classroom.

In what fucking universe does "good behaviour" and being a TA in prison can possibly halve an already absurdly short sentence, for repeatedly raping, horrifyingly mutilating, and attempting to murder a 15yo girl - by throwing her off a cliff, no fucking less.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

[TVC15]

Dear native of the caucasus mountains, your knowledge of the hip-hop genre is incredibly limited.

https://www.resetera.com/posts/7490114/

Seeing red white.

Where is Kendrick in all this?He’s got the most clout on his name of anyone not named Jay to react to this . I’m bummed he’s being silent.

https://www.resetera.com/posts/7468187/

Not that it's the humor in the first message, but how are you going deny the claim that Kanye is a highly influential artist for the genre?

He's influenced the entire landscape multiple times, hell, 808's alone, his lowest received album, birthed an entire generation of artists that's been running for around 10 years now.

808s? That influenced a generation? It explains why pop music is the worst its ever been. I like a lot of Kanye, and that album doesn’t have a single half-decent song on it.

[Spieler1]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/laras-new-model-outfit-in-shadow-of-the-tomb-raider.40490/

The amount of juvenile, lame, and crass jokes and reactions in here is shameful and embarrassing. Get this thread back on track. Future posts that engage in this behavior will be actioned appropriately.

 

[TVC15]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/laras-new-model-outfit-in-shadow-of-the-tomb-raider.40490/

The amount of juvenile, lame, and crass jokes and reactions in here is shameful and embarrassing. Get this thread back on track. Future posts that engage in this behavior will be actioned appropriately.

 

Ooooo, SweetNicole laying out the bad moderation.

She seriously reminds me of the nuns in my Catholic schools. She is truly a terrible, paranoid person. Make her crazy, my pets.

[HaughtyFrank]

hot damn, nintenyearolds get real pissy in these labo-mba threads. 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/germany-april-charts-god-of-war-debuts-at-no-1-nintendo-labo-at-no-12.40465/page-2
https://www.resetera.com/threads/uk-april-charts-god-of-war-takes-no-1-nintendo-labo-has-slow-start.40332/page-4

I'm surprised how many of them thought this would be the next huge thing. Even kids can figure out that the games it comes with will get boring real fast.

[HaughtyFrank]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/laras-new-model-outfit-in-shadow-of-the-tomb-raider.40490/

The amount of juvenile, lame, and crass jokes and reactions in here is shameful and embarrassing. Get this thread back on track. Future posts that engage in this behavior will be actioned appropriately.

 

Crossing Eden is at it again. How dare someone call the buff chick with no tits from Last of Us 2 manly?

[Nintex]

hot damn, nintenyearolds get real pissy in these labo-mba threads. 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/germany-april-charts-god-of-war-debuts-at-no-1-nintendo-labo-at-no-12.40465/page-2
https://www.resetera.com/threads/uk-april-charts-god-of-war-takes-no-1-nintendo-labo-has-slow-start.40332/page-4

Surprising absolutely no one tbh.

I mean, seling a 80+ euro cartboard collection with minigames for a 300+ euro system is a bold move even for Nintendo.
It probably already shattered expectations given most of it is based on a Wii U tech demo and a skeleton crew of engineers working with cart board.

My take on this, they wanted Yoshi or Smash Bros. out around this time. Both didn't make it so they decided to do cartboard boogaloo and ports of DK and HW instead.
None will set the world on fire but combined they will keep the Switch afloat and it's audience engaged until new heavy hitters and the E3 reveals arrive.

[ChewyWaffles]

hot damn, nintenyearolds get real pissy in these labo-mba threads. 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/germany-april-charts-god-of-war-debuts-at-no-1-nintendo-labo-at-no-12.40465/page-2
https://www.resetera.com/threads/uk-april-charts-god-of-war-takes-no-1-nintendo-labo-has-slow-start.40332/page-4

Surprising absolutely no one tbh.

I mean, seling a 80+ euro cartboard collection with minigames for a 300+ euro system is a bold move even for Nintendo.
It probably already shattered expectations given most of it is based on a Wii U tech demo and a skeleton crew of engineers working with cart board.

My take on this, they wanted Yoshi or Smash Bros. out around this time. Both didn't make it so they decided to do cartboard boogaloo and ports of DK and HW instead.
None will set the world on fire but combined they will keep the Switch afloat and it's audience engaged until new heavy hitters and the E3 reveals arrive.

“But wait until Christmas - that’s when it will really light up”

[daycru]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/laras-new-model-outfit-in-shadow-of-the-tomb-raider.40490/

The amount of juvenile, lame, and crass jokes and reactions in here is shameful and embarrassing. Get this thread back on track. Future posts that engage in this behavior will be actioned appropriately.

 

So pissed that Lara doesn't have a dick 

[Nintex]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/laras-new-model-outfit-in-shadow-of-the-tomb-raider.40490/

The amount of juvenile, lame, and crass jokes and reactions in here is shameful and embarrassing. Get this thread back on track. Future posts that engage in this behavior will be actioned appropriately.

 

So pissed that Lara doesn't have a dick 

 

[Stro]

hot damn, nintenyearolds get real pissy in these labo-mba threads. 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/germany-april-charts-god-of-war-debuts-at-no-1-nintendo-labo-at-no-12.40465/page-2
https://www.resetera.com/threads/uk-april-charts-god-of-war-takes-no-1-nintendo-labo-has-slow-start.40332/page-4

Surprising absolutely no one tbh.

I mean, seling a 80+ euro cartboard collection with minigames for a 300+ euro system is a bold move even for Nintendo.
It probably already shattered expectations given most of it is based on a Wii U tech demo and a skeleton crew of engineers working with cart board.

My take on this, they wanted Yoshi or Smash Bros. out around this time. Both didn't make it so they decided to do cartboard boogaloo and ports of DK and HW instead.
None will set the world on fire but combined they will keep the Switch afloat and it's audience engaged until new heavy hitters and the E3 reveals arrive.

 

[Nintex]

hot damn, nintenyearolds get real pissy in these labo-mba threads. 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/germany-april-charts-god-of-war-debuts-at-no-1-nintendo-labo-at-no-12.40465/page-2
https://www.resetera.com/threads/uk-april-charts-god-of-war-takes-no-1-nintendo-labo-has-slow-start.40332/page-4

Surprising absolutely no one tbh.

I mean, seling a 80+ euro cartboard collection with minigames for a 300+ euro system is a bold move even for Nintendo.
It probably already shattered expectations given most of it is based on a Wii U tech demo and a skeleton crew of engineers working with cart board.

My take on this, they wanted Yoshi or Smash Bros. out around this time. Both didn't make it so they decided to do cartboard boogaloo and ports of DK and HW instead.
None will set the world on fire but combined they will keep the Switch afloat and it's audience engaged until new heavy hitters and the E3 reveals arrive.

 

English is not my native language.

Fun fact, cardboard is called 'Karton' here. hence why my brain associates the 'T' with cardboard.

[Stro]

The English on your spellcheck doesn't work?

[Nintex]

It is true that my English skills are quite extraordinary for a non-native speaker.
After all it is the lingua franca of the world.

[HaughtyFrank]

Woman is.... a man?

https://www.resetera.com/posts/7559129/

[VomKriege]

We're all black on the internet.

[Nintex]

Woman is.... a man?

https://www.resetera.com/posts/7559129/

It's genius by the way.

- Kanye supports Trump, making it seemingly ok for black people to support him
- Trump gets a small approval rating increase (which may or may not be related)
- Trump tells everyone Kanye made it go up
- People who didn't approve before (or where afraid to approve) see they can now safely approve and join the 22% already approving, or they are persuaded by the 22% to approve increasing the numbers further

With ~25% of the black vote, Trump will coast to re-election.
Kanye gets picked up by conservative media, reaches an even bigger audience.

Kanye runs in 2024. Coasts to victory with the same coalition of voters as Trump did.
This must be first time in history that the current and future president are trying to keep their coalition of voters together.

[Raist]

Ratata's resident nintards getting touchy because the latest shite overpriced gimmick from Ninty isn't doing so hot is delicious

[REDPILLALPH ABIGCOCK]

New design for Aral Tforc, such muscle mass despite not having any definition whatsoever

There is no argument for not liking this and no room for jokes

[FStop7]

hot damn, nintenyearolds get real pissy in these labo-mba threads. 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/germany-april-charts-god-of-war-debuts-at-no-1-nintendo-labo-at-no-12.40465/page-2
https://www.resetera.com/threads/uk-april-charts-god-of-war-takes-no-1-nintendo-labo-has-slow-start.40332/page-4

Who knew that $80 cardboard wouldn’t sell?   

[bork]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/laras-new-model-outfit-in-shadow-of-the-tomb-raider.40490/

The amount of juvenile, lame, and crass jokes and reactions in here is shameful and embarrassing. Get this thread back on track. Future posts that engage in this behavior will be actioned appropriately.

 

I summed it up quite well. It was the equivalent of:

"me male, here gif, butt big, me pee pee hard, misspelling of the word thick."

It's off putting and gross and tbh, no one gives a shit if you find Lara sexy.

SEXY = GROSS SEXY = GROSS SEXY = GROSS SEXY = GROSS

[samfish]

i don't think this is the full ep but her description her arms being hatcheted off is beyond crazy/terrifying.

On September 29, 1978, Singleton picked up 15-year-old Mary Vincent of Las Vegas while she was hitchhiking in Berkeley, California, raped her, and then severed both her forearms with a hatchet and threw her off a 30-foot cliff outside of Modesto, California, leaving her naked and near death.

[...]

Along with the particularly gruesome and callous aspects of the crime, the case became even more notorious after Singleton was paroled after serving only eight years in prison. He was able to reduce his time through good behavior and working as a teaching assistant in a prison classroom.

In what fucking universe does "good behaviour" and being a TA in prison can possibly halve an already absurdly short sentence, for repeatedly raping, horrifyingly mutilating, and attempting to murder a 15yo girl - by throwing her off a cliff, no fucking less.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

Now you know why Batman villains keep getting out of Arkham.

[bork]

User Banned (5 Days): Sexist strawman argument.

Outfit is a small step in the right direction, character design a step back.

I’m also still baffled by how we’ve ended up in a point in time where women being sexually attractive is seen as a negative, and that women with large breasts are thought of as inherently sexist and should be removed from all media.

I like this guy was banned for five days, for making a point, whereas the guys who just went "DAT ASS" or whatever got one day bans.

[bork]

Outfit is a small step in the right direction, character design a step back.

I’m also still baffled by how we’ve ended up in a point in time where women being sexually attractive is seen as a negative, and that women with large breasts are thought of as inherently sexist and should be removed from all media.

Yeah man the original Lara Croft with her giant boobs and male-gaze trophy character behavior was a real feminist icon.

Asked my 17 year old daughter which she prefers and she went with the old look.
Yep, male gaze indeed.
She did also say that the games are so unrealistic anyway that what's the point of making the characters more realistic.
Young 'uns are getting more insightful!

[nudemacusers]

Resetera in general being sex negative and puritanical isn’t surprising when you read so much about younger millennials and their attitudes toward sex and frequency of sexual encounters.

Plus you have people with a lot of baggage wrt to their sexuality running the show and here you are.

[who is ted danson?]

time to lock the thread on lara's thicc ass for being derailed by too many bans

edit: it just got locked lol

https://www.resetera.com/posts/7568145/

[nudemacusers]

I just hope at some point our action heroes like Lara and Drake get remade as nonbinary disabled protagonists. You could even work in a litigation minigame for collecting evidence that a villain’s hideout does not meet local/federal requirements for accessibility.

[agrajag]

"actioned"

 

[VomKriege]

"actioned"

 

[who is ted danson?]

that thread is going to get locked again. rebellion is beginning.

[tummyfat]

They are really really triggered by the female form                                                                                                                                                     

[who is ted danson?]

locked again. mod me nicole

[agrajag]

new Lara does look kind of tubby, like a plus size model or Ronda Rousey during her bloatmax phase

[HardcoreRetro]

Give her diabetes and then have us press X to use the insulin pen.

Surely it'll be the mature game we've been waiting for.

[REDPILLALPH ABIGCOCK]

locked before I could post that I was glad they added Donut Lara to make up for uncharted removing Donut Drake

[Momo]

10 days or whatever it was sitting in a discord like obedient trained circus animals only to be treated like circus animals by the insane group of life long losers that ascended to power. Serves everyone that signed up to that shit bucket right.

[agrajag]

User Banned (duration pending): Complaining about moderation. Personal insults. History of similar behavior.

10 days or whatever it was sitting in a discord like obedient trained circus animals only to be treated like circus animals by the insane group of life long losers that ascended to power. Serves everyone that signed up to that shit bucket right.

This is not the place to complain about moderation. If you have questions or concerns about moderation, please contact a mod captain directly. All posts complaining about this will be actioned appropriately as derails per our FAQ.

[agrajag]

this

Selina
Lady of Dragonstone

is Dragona, innit?

[HaughtyFrank]

User Banned (5 Days): Sexist strawman argument.

Outfit is a small step in the right direction, character design a step back.

I’m also still baffled by how we’ve ended up in a point in time where women being sexually attractive is seen as a negative, and that women with large breasts are thought of as inherently sexist and should be removed from all media.

I like this guy was banned for five days, for making a point, whereas the guys who just went "DAT ASS" or whatever got one day bans.

"It's a total strawman! We don't want all those characters removed from media"

*meanwhile RE bitches every single time there's a sexualised character*

[agrajag]

puritanera

[Stro]

Give her diabetes and then have us press X to use the insulin pen.

Surely it'll be the mature game we've been waiting for.

Only if she has a strained relationship with a young daughter that is fixed over horrific violence and plundering.

[Bore Expert]

https://mobile.twitter.com/bobbyrobertspdx/status/991517047451303937


Bobbie? Is his SO named Bobbie? That would be too perfect. Like poetry.

[Propagandhim]

Here's my Bore hottake.  I'm okay with Ted Danson.

edit:  Holy shit, his name is censored.  There's levels to this shit.