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[Joe Molotov]

Is the youtube supercut of all Lara's death rattles still okay to watch?

[who is ted danson?]

pls can we get a "Lara's Bum" novelty account with appropriate avatar

in fact i wonder if that would fly in post-shower neogaf

[Stro]

What real female rock climbers look like












Extremely lean, muscular, vascular. Ironically, the original versions of Lara Croft is more realistic for the physical activities performed in the Tomb Raider games than the "realistic body type" version they're cheering on.

[HaughtyFrank]

Also @ me when they realize none of these "women" are real and therefore it doesn't matter what they're wearing.

Oh, they know that they aren't real, it's their standard response whenever someone says something akin to "it fits to their personality". Unfortunately they then quickly forget that and complain that the not real woman is objectified

[Stro]

Someone needs to make a LTTP: Metal Gear series and talk about the sexualization and objectification of cardboard boxes and weapons

[Spieler1]

Is the youtube supercut of all Lara's death rattles still okay to watch?

It's okay, you might even play the new Tomb Raider with your kid. Just go whenever Lara Croft's t-shirt gets wet.

[Propagandhim]

Yeah, but all those rock climbers have small tits, ergo, big titties on Lara are not realistic.    Let's go halfway - you stuff those ripped broads in a pair of unisex JNCOs and give them all an Amy Schumer ass and have Eidos use them for the Lara model and I'll promise to let my girlfriend let me let our son let me have the game in the apartment that she's letting me stay in.

[HaughtyFrank]

Why aren't these rock climbers wearing full body armor? How unrealistic

[Philip Cardgage]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/canadian-arrested-and-jailed-in-the-state-of-georgia-for-driving-with-a-canadian-license.40888/#post-7628843

Just another pig on a power trip.

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[Propagandhim]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/7629108/

This is 100% profiling, looking at Ms. Nield's face.

Huh? 

[Joe Molotov]

Looks like a Canadian shitbag to me.

[shosta]

Looks Lebanese.

[bork]

@ me when someone realizes that Lara Croft isn't nearly jacked enough to have a realistic body for what she does in her games instead of arguing if she's too fat or if wearing revealing clothes is harmful to the mind.

Yeah, let's argue over how "realistic" the character in a game where you do all kinds of impossible athletic shit, kill entire armies single-handedly, and deal with magical artifacts and creatures and shit is, brehs.

And what's that?  A GIF OF LARA SWIMMING -POSTED IN A THREAD ABOUT HER CHARACTER AND MODEL DESIGN- AND SOMEONE SAID NICE ASS?!!?  TRIGGERED

Video game characters have rights and feelings too, bro

"WOMEN ARE NOT OBJECTS!!!!!"

"But these are video game characters."

"THEY'RE NOT OBJECTS!!!!!!"

"They're literally objects on the screen.  That's what video games are.  You're controlling objects in the game and interacting with other objects."
 

[Straight Edge]

He thinks the she looks like a Mexican.

[Propagandhim]

He thinks the she looks like a Mexican.

Yeah, just realized that.  Between the photos and the video it just looks like a white girl to me.   

[Straight Edge]

She was pulled over for going 87 in a 70 zone so it wasn’t profiling...

[REDPILLALPH ABIGCOCK]

"WOMEN ARE NOT OBJECTS!!!!!"

"But these are video game characters."

"THEY'RE NOT OBJECTS!!!!!!"

"They're literally objects on the screen.  That's what video games are.  You're controlling objects in the game and interacting with other objects."
 

Video game characters are being made into objects because of the outfits they're wearing

cosplayers wearing literally the exact same outfit arent objects for you to leer at

 

[jorma]

She was pulled over for going 87 in a 70 zone so it wasn’t profiling...

Speeding way over the limit in a foreign country, not carrying a passport. Sounds like a white girl to me 

But the cop was the dumb and clueless one. 
I'm usually all ACAB and shit but i'm just not feeling it here. Must be getting old.

[samfish]

She was pulled over for going 87 in a 70 zone so it wasn’t profiling...

Yeah but they’re on metric in Canada. There, 87kph is akin to doing a leisurely 55mph. That pig wasn’t being mindful of her Canadian heritage. If you can’t see how this is racist we’ll i literally can’t even.

Also, She’s a white girl. Lame ass bitches don’t speed. Fucking white people.

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

I wonder how Reee would reconcile the fact that my wife, a lady with lady parts, has a 3d anime boobs mouse pad/hand rest.

That she doesn't realized how oppressed she is.

[HaughtyFrank]

Reboot Lara is ugly and masculine.

You could've just typed "Hi, I'm Plumpbiscuit, I'm a sexist who's threatened by muscular women with realistic proportions" and you would've gotten the same message across.

https://www.resetera.com/posts/6171574/

I know which Lara out of these three I'd rather look up to.

https://www.resetera.com/posts/6171810/

I know which Lara out of these three I'd rather fap to.

FTFY champ.

https://www.resetera.com/posts/6171931/

Guess which one of them was banned for sexism and hostility.

[nachobro]

I wonder how Reee would reconcile the fact that my wife, a lady with lady parts, has a 3d anime boobs mouse pad/hand rest.

they'd be pissed you call them "lady parts" as they could be attached to any and all genders

[agrajag]

it's 2018, balls and penises are lady parts

[stufte]

I wonder how Reee would reconcile the fact that my wife, a lady with lady parts, has a 3d anime boobs mouse pad/hand rest.

That one's easy! Internalized misogyny.

[Nintex]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/7600898/

daddy slayven pls help

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backfire!

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It's painfully(?) obvious when you watch the film that Disney didn't give a rats ass about the cultural undertones and just wants to make a shit ton of money.
They really suckered those fools into believing this is a somehow important movie with a CG sci-fi Africa designed and built by animation sweatshops.

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mostly white people and/or underpaid Asians created 99% of this film

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[samir]

I wonder how Reee would reconcile the fact that my wife, a lady with lady parts, has a 3d anime boobs mouse pad/hand rest.

by lady parts i assume you mean a fat juicy cock

[Leadbelly]

What real female rock climbers look like

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Extremely lean, muscular, vascular. Ironically, the original versions of Lara Croft is more realistic for the physical activities performed in the Tomb Raider games than the "realistic body type" version they're cheering on.

Yeah. I can at least understand their point of view when it comes to women wielding swords in nothing more than a bikini. It doesn't really make sense. Lara Croft on the other hand has always worn clothing that is realistic and wouldn't seem out of place in the real world. If you saw someone on a hiking expedition dressed similar to Lara Croft, you wouldn't even bat an eyelid.

[FStop7]

Also @ me when they realize none of these "women" are real and therefore it doesn't matter what they're wearing.

Way to existence shame, nazi shitlord

[Straight Edge]

If Lara had a dick we would be required to bend over backwards to admire her beauty.

[shosta]

if Lara had a dick, I'd be bending over forward
 

[HardcoreRetro]

If Lara had a dick, she'd be called Nathan Drake.

[Leadbelly]

I've never seen a woman in tight fitting clothing that accentuates certain body parts. :p

What seems to get missed in all this is women sexualise themselves. The funny thing is, if I were to criticise the way young women dress, I would be attacked for being a disgusting misogynistic pig. You can't win.

[Straight Edge]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ontario-issues-first-non-binary-x-birth-certificate.40937/

This will be a thread to keep an eye on.

[etiolate]

At this point, the only threads on Reee that don't go crazy are ones about candy. I've read a gummi candy thread and a candy bar thread. People just listing suggestions.

So what I'm saying is that Reset needs diabetes.

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ontario-issues-first-non-binary-x-birth-certificate.40937/

This will be a thread to keep an eye on.

The victory of nothingness

[EightBitNate]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ontario-issues-first-non-binary-x-birth-certificate.40937/

This will be a thread to keep an eye on.

Bans for “There are only 2 sexes” posts incoming

[Straight Edge]

Odd how they want to apply the fluidity of gender identity to biological sex now.

[etiolate]

It's when you don't exclusively identify as male or female

Re: "factual", no you aren't factually male or female from a gender sense at birth or even from a biological sense sometimes

W E L P

[stufte]

Sex [X]

reads as:
"Sex? YES PLZ"

[tummyfat]

Not listing male/female on identification papers will SAVE LIVES

These people are so far up their own non gender conforming asses

[Nabbis]

Why can't those fuckers just act like sane people.  If my parents raised me as gender X or whatever the hell those people want, i would probably become Messofanego.

[kingv]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/7600898/

daddy slayven pls help

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backfire!

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It's painfully(?) obvious when you watch the film that Disney didn't give a rats ass about the cultural undertones and just wants to make a shit ton of money.
They really suckered those fools into believing this is a somehow important movie with a CG sci-fi Africa designed and built by animation sweatshops.

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mostly white people and/or underpaid Asians created 99% of this film

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It’s definitey a refinement of the “ghostbusters 2016” marketing strategy.

I also think the movie infantilizes Africa. It blends all of their cultures into one Omni-culture and then uses noble savage tropes to tell it’s story.

[Nabbis]

Why can't those fuckers just act like sane people.  If my parents raised me as gender X or whatever the hell those people want, i would probably become Messofanego.

The person is 35 years old and had their birth certificate changed.

Pfft, as if that's not the underlying holy grail that they really want.

Christ, im beginning to sound just like Slayven. 

[HaughtyFrank]

I've never seen a woman in tight fitting clothing that accentuates certain body parts. :p

What seems to get missed in all this is women sexualise themselves. The funny thing is, if I were to criticise the way young women dress, I would be attacked for being a disgusting misogynistic pig. You can't win.

I never quite understood why something like Xenoblades 2 is the most problematic and harmful thing ever while Nicki Minaj shaking her ass everywhere isn't. The latter arguably has a much larger effect on young women then fucking videogames.

[Leadbelly]

I've never seen a woman in tight fitting clothing that accentuates certain body parts. :p

What seems to get missed in all this is women sexualise themselves. The funny thing is, if I were to criticise the way young women dress, I would be attacked for being a disgusting misogynistic pig. You can't win.

I never quite understood why something like Xenoblades 2 is the most problematic and harmful thing ever while Nicki Minaj shaking her ass everywhere isn't. The latter arguably has a much larger effect on young women then fucking videogames.

In terms of video games I think it is the so-called affect it has on boys more than it is girls. Of course the same argument you made applies either way.

[etiolate]

If you look at it as a social impact/cultural/political statement, the story of Black Panther is somewhere between nonsensical and disturbingly insulting.

It's a twist on the noble savage story while placing its antagonist as a pretty simple minded violent revolutionary.  Somehow a macguffin meteor brought super technology and peace to a part of Africa without any exchange of ideas with the rest of the developing world. It doesn't reflect societal evolution at all.

However, its a great mystical setting with the crossroads of African settings, tribal dresswear and magical technology. And then it goes into awful CGI fights, but its at least a mystical magical story if you treat it like the comic book it is.

Instead of some sort of brilliant statement.

[Averon]

I've never seen a woman in tight fitting clothing that accentuates certain body parts. :p

What seems to get missed in all this is women sexualise themselves. The funny thing is, if I were to criticise the way young women dress, I would be attacked for being a disgusting misogynistic pig. You can't win.

I never quite understood why something like Xenoblades 2 is the most problematic and harmful thing ever while Nicki Minaj shaking her ass everywhere isn't. The latter arguably has a much larger effect on young women then fucking videogames.

Their argument is that Niki Minaj has agency and digital pixels does not.

[agrajag]

won't someone think of the pixels!

[REDPILLALPH ABIGCOCK]

I've never seen a woman in tight fitting clothing that accentuates certain body parts. :p

What seems to get missed in all this is women sexualise themselves. The funny thing is, if I were to criticise the way young women dress, I would be attacked for being a disgusting misogynistic pig. You can't win.

I never quite understood why something like Xenoblades 2 is the most problematic and harmful thing ever while Nicki Minaj shaking her ass everywhere isn't. The latter arguably has a much larger effect on young women then fucking videogames.

Their argument is that Niki Minaj has agency and digital pixels does not.

So really their complaint is that video game waifus arent real

Perhaps we are not so different

[FStop7]

I've never seen a woman in tight fitting clothing that accentuates certain body parts. :p

What seems to get missed in all this is women sexualise themselves. The funny thing is, if I were to criticise the way young women dress, I would be attacked for being a disgusting misogynistic pig. You can't win.

You actually can win: by disengaging from fanatics and their forums or groups.  I know it's hard because it's such a spectacle and it's compelling to see just how far off the deep end people will go when packed into herds, but it does rub off. 

[Nintex]

If you look at it as a social impact/cultural/political statement, the story of Black Panther is somewhere between nonsensical and disturbingly insulting.

It's a twist on the noble savage story while placing its antagonist as a pretty simple minded violent revolutionary.  Somehow a macguffin meteor brought super technology and peace to a part of Africa without any exchange of ideas with the rest of the developing world. It doesn't reflect societal evolution at all.

However, its a great mystical setting with the crossroads of African settings, tribal dresswear and magical technology. And then it goes into awful CGI fights, but its at least a mystical magical story if you treat it like the comic book it is.

Instead of some sort of brilliant statement.

They also got history wrong as in they created the protective dome way too late (post WW2 or during WW2 according to the animation).

Vibranium plot device or not Rommel and the Africa Corps would've steamrolled them back in '42 easily.

[Leadbelly]

I've never seen a woman in tight fitting clothing that accentuates certain body parts. :p

What seems to get missed in all this is women sexualise themselves. The funny thing is, if I were to criticise the way young women dress, I would be attacked for being a disgusting misogynistic pig. You can't win.

I never quite understood why something like Xenoblades 2 is the most problematic and harmful thing ever while Nicki Minaj shaking her ass everywhere isn't. The latter arguably has a much larger effect on young women then fucking videogames.

Their argument is that Niki Minaj has agency and digital pixels does not.

I don't think this argument really holds up. It is a fictional character. The character has agency in so much as the character is portrayed as having agency.

[Shuri]

It's a shame that this new Lara Croft is a cis white, and not a PoC. A missed opportunity, that new design is forced on us by a toxic industry controlled by privileged patriarchs overlords.

[clothedmacuser]

I like how whenever people just say "lol, whatever dude," to Enzom he has to fall back on saying

this is clearly a pointless exchange.

Even though he instigated and pursued it.

https://www.resetera.com/posts/7649807/


I wish I had him for a co-worker, like a black Dwight from The Office.

[TVC15]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/reuters-comcast-prepares-all-cash-bid-to-gate-crash-disney-fox-deal-sources.40984/

Please happen. The meltdowns will be wonderful. If Comcast pulls this off, I’ll suck their dick and use their shitty services forever.

[bork]

I wonder how Reee would reconcile the fact that my wife, a lady with lady parts, has a 3d anime boobs mouse pad/hand rest.

The REEEEE response:

YOUR WIFE IS BEING RAPED EVERY DAY BY THAT MOUSE PAD, WHICH WAS MISAPPROPRIATED FROM JAPANESE CULTURE.


The NeoGAF response:



The Bore response: Gonna need pics of the lady parts for verification.
 

[Bore Expert]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/jason-schreier-kotaku-wins-3-kunkel-awards-and-drama-appears.1462300/#post-253255195

Jason was coming to me asking for special treatment re: publicity for his book on NeoGAF right before the October scandal hit. Kotaku's lead on their piece emailed me asking for comment with a bunch of tabloid-style leading questions and was clearly a hit piece from the start. Legitimate press did not act that way whatsoever. Lo and behold, smear piece. I emailed Jason about it asking him if this was his idea of professional journalism, especially since NeoGAF and Kotaku were on friendly terms up to that point, and he vouched for it and claimed it had no issues. He apparently stated publicly "he should have seen the warning signs sooner." Spineless coward and opportunist who should be ashamed of himself.

[Jansen]

[Jansen]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/jason-schreier-kotaku-wins-3-kunkel-awards-and-drama-appears.1462300/#post-253255195

Jason was coming to me asking for special treatment re: publicity for his book on NeoGAF right before the October scandal hit. Kotaku's lead on their piece emailed me asking for comment with a bunch of tabloid-style leading questions and was clearly a hit piece from the start. Legitimate press did not act that way whatsoever. Lo and behold, smear piece. I emailed Jason about it asking him if this was his idea of professional journalism, especially since NeoGAF and Kotaku were on friendly terms up to that point, and he vouched for it and claimed it had no issues. He apparently stated publicly "he should have seen the warning signs sooner." Spineless coward and opportunist who should be ashamed of himself.

cant wait for evilore's ultimate meltdown

[EightBitNate]

Does anyone know if the Jason Schreier’s “Palestinian children must die” pic is real? I vaguely remember it getting debunked but I can’t find it now.