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Blossom (1990-1995), Macroized (Updated 7/17/18)
« on: June 04, 2018, 05:19:30 AM »
Season 2 Episode 20 - ęNon, dit Gilles, je m'ennuie. Principalement, je m'ennuie.Ľ

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« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2018, 05:57:39 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2018, 06:41:36 AM »
unf @ young Leah Remini
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« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2018, 06:53:32 AM »
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« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2018, 08:01:35 AM »
I ain't got the words, Wyatt.
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« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2018, 08:29:56 AM »
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« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2018, 09:56:23 AM »
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Re: Blossom (1990-1995), Macroized
« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2018, 11:18:27 AM »
In the past I may or may not have implied that I may or may not have professional dealings with someone who may or may not have appeared on Blossom and this most recent April I may or may not have seen a residual report issued to that person that may or may not have listed episodes of Blossom on it that my mind recalled perfectly in a Proustian nightmare just from reading their names dues to these threads.

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« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2018, 11:55:31 AM »
When we said "Free Creepy Stalker" we didn't mean the one inside you, Kara.

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« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2018, 12:03:25 PM »
:salute
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« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2018, 12:45:17 PM »
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« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2018, 02:16:18 PM »
I feel Iím missing some dragona lore.


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Re: Blossom (1990-1995), Macroized
« Reply #12 on: June 04, 2018, 03:10:25 PM »
This thread just made me the happiest I've been in, let's say, three months.
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Re: Blossom (1990-1995), Macroized
« Reply #13 on: June 04, 2018, 04:33:31 PM »
I feel Iím missing some dragona lore.

Her boyfriend modded under an alt account of hers or something like that. The history is messy.

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« Reply #14 on: June 04, 2018, 04:53:52 PM »
Thread of the year

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« Reply #15 on: June 04, 2018, 06:15:34 PM »
I feel Iím missing some dragona lore.

She was a moderator from a certain era on GAF who would ban people with cause but without discernable hesitation. This led to a generation of posters wondering why she disliked them (because you must dislike someone to ban them) for posting extremely high quality content like "women are bad drivers lol" in current events threads. This is similar to Tony's relationship with his new partner where she has cause to dislike him but his own ignorance prevents him from grasping the totality of his situation.

To add another layer to the onion, the actual dialog in the episode is "Your partner is a feminist?" which is something I had no interest in rendering (many of the macros are verbatim or paraphrased dialog) and something she would have taken your skull as an offering to Khorne for posting.

I'm just glad that my jokes about GAF history were the ones that required commentary instead of the ones about metalworking and Situationist literature. The calibre of poster on this website is very fine.

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« Reply #16 on: June 04, 2018, 07:08:43 PM »
YES! :lawd
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« Reply #17 on: June 04, 2018, 07:11:10 PM »
I feel Iím missing some dragona lore.

She was a moderator from a certain era on GAF who would ban people with cause but without discernable hesitation. This led to a generation of posters wondering why she disliked them (because you must dislike someone to ban them) for posting extremely high quality content like "women are bad drivers lol" in current events threads. This is similar to Tony's relationship with his new partner where she has cause to dislike him but his own ignorance prevents him from grasping the totality of his situation.

To add another layer to the onion, the actual dialog in the episode is "Your partner is a feminist?" which is something I had no interest in rendering (many of the macros are verbatim or paraphrased dialog) and something she would have taken your skull as an offering to Khorne for posting.

I'm just glad that my jokes about GAF history were the ones that required commentary instead of the ones about metalworking and Situationist literature. The calibre of poster on this website is very fine.

Haha, I actually knew most of that about Dragona, but not so much about Blossom.

Whoa!

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« Reply #18 on: June 04, 2018, 07:12:49 PM »
I feel Iím missing some dragona lore.

She was a moderator from a certain era on GAF who would ban people with cause but without discernable hesitation. This led to a generation of posters wondering why she disliked them (because you must dislike someone to ban them) for posting extremely high quality content like "women are bad drivers lol" in current events threads. This is similar to Tony's relationship with his new partner where she has cause to dislike him but his own ignorance prevents him from grasping the totality of his situation.

To add another layer to the onion, the actual dialog in the episode is "Your partner is a feminist?" which is something I had no interest in rendering (many of the macros are verbatim or paraphrased dialog) and something she would have taken your skull as an offering to Khorne for posting.

I'm just glad that my jokes about GAF history were the ones that required commentary instead of the ones about metalworking and Situationist literature. The calibre of poster on this website is very fine.

Haha, I actually knew most of that about Dragona, but not so much about Blossom.

Whoa!

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« Reply #19 on: June 04, 2018, 07:13:59 PM »
Life imitates art, art imitates life.
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« Reply #20 on: June 05, 2018, 02:23:38 AM »
Life is good again.
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Re: Blossom (1990-1995), Macroized (Updated 6/7/18)
« Reply #22 on: June 08, 2018, 05:27:28 AM »
ما شاء الله، أخي
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« Reply #23 on: June 08, 2018, 06:58:29 AM »
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« Reply #24 on: June 08, 2018, 08:29:44 AM »
I have the vapors
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Re: Blossom (1990-1995), Macroized (Updated 6/7/18)
« Reply #25 on: June 08, 2018, 10:42:49 AM »
You're doing God's work, Kara.
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« Reply #26 on: June 30, 2018, 09:18:45 AM »
Don't think I'm letting you forget this thread as well
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« Reply #27 on: July 01, 2018, 10:58:06 AM »
Pin this thread and unpin all the others
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Re: Blossom (1990-1995), Macroized (Updated 6/7/18)
« Reply #28 on: July 03, 2018, 02:01:57 PM »
How does Tony connect with all those hot chix?

And if I was riding bitch to a paramedic Leah Remeny, id probably fake some respiratory distress like in Sandlot
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« Reply #29 on: July 04, 2018, 01:20:37 AM »
#DADBOD looked familar and it's because he's played like the same role in a whole bunch of shows including terrible sitcoms i should regret watching reruns of :doge

Grand (TV Series)
Norris Weldon
In Weldon's household were his dimwitted son, Norris

Pacific Station (TV Series)
Capt. Ken Epstein
the recently promoted, immature, mother-fixated Captain Ken Epstein

Love & War (TV Series)
Ray Litvak
bar regular, bad with ladies

Baby Blues (TV Series)
Carl Bitterman
Melinda's husky, big-muscled and overweight husband. A seemingly bum like man

Dharma & Greg (TV Series)
Pete Cavanaugh
Greg's friend and colleague at the Justice Department. A particularly bad, lazy lawyer ... His entire life can be summed up by the interior of his apartment: a massage chair surrounded by empty take-out containers, next to which is a small refrigerator and a stack of porno tapes.

Still Standing (TV Series)
Danny 'Fitz' Fitzsimmons
Bill's best friend... He works with Bill as a salesman and has a gay son

Shameless (TV Series)
Eddie Jackson
He is religious and stuck in an unhappy marriage. He breaks down when he learns of Karen's promiscuity

Mad Men (TV Series)
Fred Rumsen
well-loved, lighthearted and friendly staple of the office who can often be found doing things like playing Mozart pieces on his pants zipper. However, he is an alcoholic and drinks unusually heavily at work

Also:

Encino Woman (TV Movie)
Mr. Jones

Killing Reagan (TV Movie)
Edwin Meese

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)
Andrew Kane

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Murray voiced Cheetos mascot Chester Cheetah from the character's inception in 1986 until 1997

He and Brian Doyle-Murray are both brothers of Bill Murray. :omg
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« Reply #31 on: July 05, 2018, 01:50:37 AM »
Operation Berkshire?  :lol

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« Reply #32 on: July 05, 2018, 09:00:22 AM »
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« Reply #33 on: July 05, 2018, 10:01:57 AM »
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« Reply #34 on: July 05, 2018, 10:06:27 AM »
a fucking gramsci reference

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« Reply #35 on: July 05, 2018, 11:05:47 AM »
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« Reply #36 on: July 05, 2018, 12:10:37 PM »
Everyone on that show is ugly...
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« Reply #37 on: July 05, 2018, 12:26:45 PM »
Kara, the hero we need.
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« Reply #38 on: July 06, 2018, 06:35:13 AM »
Everyone on that show is ugly...
when the Soviet Union was collapsing thanks to Reagan's leadership, there was no guidance in fashion, compare Elaine early on to later seasons of Seinfeld, it even affected the future, compare TNG season 1 and 2 to TNG season 5+

as always women and minorities were the most effected, especially as they didn't have a traditional uniform imposed by an alliance of IBM and the FBI thirty years prior

thankfully the excess capital created by the Netscape IPO began to drag us out of the fashion hellscape
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« Reply #39 on: July 08, 2018, 04:10:29 PM »
Everyone on that show is ugly...

Fugg off. Anthony was cute sometimes, and of course...
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« Reply #40 on: July 11, 2018, 01:21:27 PM »
Came for the "huh?" stayed for the side hugs.
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« Reply #41 on: July 14, 2018, 05:32:49 PM »
This thread is amazing.
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« Reply #43 on: July 18, 2018, 02:35:12 AM »
I saw that episode earlier this year!
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« Reply #44 on: July 18, 2018, 03:00:17 AM »
the true greatness of this thread can only be seen by the odd random passerby stumbling onto this forum by chance.
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« Reply #45 on: July 18, 2018, 05:44:10 AM »
Not a clue as to what is going on but for some reason I read both and anticipate a third.  :derp

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« Reply #46 on: July 18, 2018, 06:03:08 AM »
These balance patches are out of control  :lol
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« Reply #47 on: July 18, 2018, 06:34:50 AM »
Orbital :rejoice
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« Reply #48 on: July 18, 2018, 01:04:05 PM »
These balance patches are out of control  :lol

There was a whole Street Fighter sub-theme in my first draft (hence the reference to the Mortal Kombat movie) but the edited series you see above was over 70 images so it was one of the "too self-indulgent" things (which is saying a lot...) I had to cut to get to a manageable amount of content.

Other things that got chopped: Joey actually wanted to date his boss (that's why he's wearing a shirt and tie to his job at the video store), his manager is actually 18 and he's obviously not and this is never critically examined (even by his father), more Marquis de Sade stuff, more of the Star Trek: TOS imitation Joey and Tony do, Tony repeating his sign sight gag at the end of the episode (which you can see a snip of), Joey and Blossom talking out their problems after dad's date goes down in flames, and the guest appearances listed in the ending credits (Vendela :o).

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« Reply #49 on: July 18, 2018, 01:05:38 PM »
Will the Blu-rays have deleted scenes?
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« Reply #50 on: July 18, 2018, 04:10:26 PM »
Series 2 of Blossomoticons are ready to express your most Blossomy emotions

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« Reply #51 on: July 18, 2018, 04:30:33 PM »
I can't exactly define art, but I know it when I see it.


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and I even got most of the references :ego

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« Reply #52 on: August 17, 2018, 07:38:12 AM »
Cannot wait for Kara to get through this so we can get onto Brotherly Love

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« Reply #54 on: September 25, 2018, 08:48:31 AM »
Thatís just the first 20 minutes of Taken.
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« Reply #55 on: September 25, 2018, 10:28:05 AM »
The juxtoposition of Blososm and her brother Joey on that cover, separated by the Eiffel Tower in it's fallic glory with Joey's hand gripping the shaft...

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« Reply #56 on: September 26, 2018, 10:02:26 AM »
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« Reply #57 on: September 26, 2018, 11:24:08 AM »
Stop bumping this unless thereís an update.
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« Reply #58 on: October 03, 2018, 12:16:35 AM »
Stop bumping this unless thereís an update.
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« Reply #59 on: October 03, 2018, 12:20:12 AM »
Stop bumping this unless thereís an update.
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You fuckiní prostitute.
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