Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo

[nachobro]

"cheesy beans on toast"

molletes

[Great Rumbler]

British "cuisine"

[Tripon]

[Joe Molotov]

https://twitter.com/randygdub/status/1256379613229363201

What a taco.

[D3RANG3D]

Nice limey taco you got there Paul.

[curly]

Declaring Coronavirus skepticism a form of wank daddery:

https://twitter.com/AlexBerenson/status/1256751723198189571

[curly]

https://twitter.com/randygdub/status/1256379613229363201

Mexican food in England is probably terrible tbh

[Mandark]

Declaring Coronavirus skepticism a form of wank daddery

Wholeheartedly endorsed.

COVID19 truthers are a lot closer to the spirit of the IDW and its dopey autodidacticism than the openly partisan commentators the thread's been dunking on since Admiral Peterson's fleet was scattered at the Battle of the Benzos.

[curly]

My heuristic to determining whether something is Wank Dad material: could I imagine etoilet being into it?

[Tripon]

Declaring Coronavirus skepticism a form of wank daddery

Wholeheartedly endorsed.

COVID19 truthers are a lot closer to the spirit of the IDW and its dopey autodidacticism than the openly partisan commentators the thread's been dunking on since Admiral Peterson's fleet was scattered at the Battle of the Benzos.

This is an endorsement of Bill Mitchell tweets. Ban is over folks. 

[shosta]

thought about posting some NRx wank in here but I am legit concerned about it's ability to melt the brains of people who love internet or need theoretical justifications for why WH40K will be real.

I recently reread The Dark Enlightenment Manifesto actually because Crash Dummy is forcing me to force us both read early Nick Land and I think the thing that sticks out the most to me is the completely shit-for-brains understanding of economics underlying so much of it, even by marginalist standards. Lots of references to "kicking the can down the road", hard currency goldbug quackery - hardly the incisive critique of progress it claims to be. After chatting with him for like fifteen minutes I can confirm Curtis Yarvin is indeed also that dumb.

The other thing that sticks out to me is that "all politics in interracial countries becomes racialized" does a lot of heavy lifting which probably comes naturally to a quasi-schizoid white guy from the UK but as someone from California it just makes me lol

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/StefanMolyneux/status/1256706305961668608

spoiler (click to show/hide)

https://twitter.com/StefanMolyneux/status/1256765364609978370

edit: he's got all the takes today

https://twitter.com/StefanMolyneux/status/1256613330216792065

[close]

[VomKriege]

But do remember, young ladies, that you need to settle now but you're still responsible and not a victim if you end up in an abusive relationship.

[VomKriege]

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1256724769556307970

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1256968334685413376

[toku]

whats this dudes story is he just a clown 24/7?

[VomKriege]

whats this dudes story is he just a clown 24/7?

He is a businessman who was "an executive recruiter" (head hunting I guess) beforehand & who was raptured by Trump's announcement he was running for 2016. He became incredibly active on Twitter in support of his campaign, claiming polls were all wrong and that anecdotal physical evidence such as the attendance at rallies was proof Trump was on a winning path and was hitting that mythical cord in the People. It got so extreme he was clowned on by some media outlets (BuzzFeed ? IIRC) until the General Election happened and he was vindicated beyond his wildest dreams. Some study from MIT on Twitter's effectiveness as a campaign tool ranked him as the 26th most influential account for Trump, above the NYT and several traditional medias.

He founded his own radio show, asked followers to crowdfund his move to Washington DC but instead used the 14k$ to install himself in Miami. He's still riding Trump's dick no matter what and coopted crypto-QAnon beliefs (it's hard even for him to keep saying Trump is a genius and doing a great job if you don't inject some covert long game he's playing). In a sense he's the purest form of a MAGA grifter because his career as a political ideologue is entirely Trump based.

[VomKriege]

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1257057349057077249

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1257077478801186817

[Stro]

I think we should follow the butterfly effect:


The nuke to the hurricane could have prevented COVID.

[Tripon]

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/AaronCampeau/status/1257054857602625536

[Nintex]

I think we should follow the butterfly effect:


The nuke to the hurricane could have prevented COVID.

Radioactive hurricanes 

[recursivelyenumerable]

https://twitter.com/foxalive555/status/1257249528509534209
https://twitter.com/foxalive555/status/1257250298101448704

yes yes I know straight-up PUA redpill stuff isn't exactly the same as wank daddery but I had to post this somewhere.

[Oblivion]

that dude is really something else

https://twitter.com/alpharivelino/status/1257147691961929728

[VomKriege]

Is it tho ? Some of the greatest wank dads certainly leaned on PUA shit, there's obviously some overlap here.

And  at that Amanda Palmer patreon message.

[recursivelyenumerable]

Is it tho ? Some of the greatest wank dads certainly leaned on PUA shit, there's obviously some overlap here.

oh they're obviously related, but they're still distinct SKUs.

[Oblivion]

https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1247887460069068802

[VomKriege]

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1257419716194381824

Not that I would expect him to change his mind... But did Bill catch the Rona ?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Probably not but maybe an actual doctor will educate him while there.

[close]

[Oblivion]

bill dying of the rona is the best possible way to have his saga end  

[VomKriege]

https://twitter.com/RubinReport/status/1257401378881839106

 

https://twitter.com/RubinReport/status/1257317554596360197

Superior Western Culture

[benjipwns]

"coordinated campaign to wreck our reviews"

shows the average is still four stars

[VomKriege]

"coordinated campaign to wreck our reviews"

shows the average is still four stars

#1 Best Seller in Political Freedom

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1257419716194381824

Not that I would expect him to change his mind... But did Bill catch the Rona ?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Probably not but maybe an actual doctor will educate him while there.

[close]

Either that or he needs to be in top shape for his new job as *checks notes* FBI Director.

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1257419716194381824

Not that I would expect him to change his mind... But did Bill catch the Rona ?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Probably not but maybe an actual doctor will educate him while there.

[close]

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1257426398442074118

[VomKriege]

I'm  on Bill, I'd like for him to see Trump lose. No guarantees on the latter however and you know most MAGA-heads would not self reflect anyway.

In other news : not a wank dad but you know...

https://twitter.com/GeorgePapa19/status/1257082091600179201

 

[Stro]

Bill will probably get the 'rona while in the hospital if he doesn't die from his clot thing


What a legendary run cut short

[Great Rumbler]

that dude is really something else

https://twitter.com/alpharivelino/status/1257147691961929728

This account is just a few Tweets away from arguing that it's gay to have sex with a woman.

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1257440424744177664

 

[benjipwns]

F

[nachobro]

man cant help but wank on his death bed

[Stro]

that dude is really something else

https://twitter.com/alpharivelino/status/1257147691961929728

This account is just a few Tweets away from arguing that it's gay to have sex with a woman.

If you think about it, is there really anything that could be gayer?

[VomKriege]

man cant help but wank on his death bed

Tell them I refuse to be counted as one of the fraudulent 88% "COVID deaths". Retweet wide.

[nachobro]

https://twitter.com/PawnH4/status/1257368196908228609

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1257453640157143044
He probably just has a cold and is tweeting this to get attention.

[VomKriege]

https://twitter.com/PawnH4/status/1257368196908228609

This train stops for no one.

[team filler]

Annihilated

https://twitter.com/buttpraxis/status/1257368709750050823

sandman's wife is a wank mom? 

https://twitter.com/buttpraxis/status/1257368758420733952

[nachobro]

i dunno who the broad is but did they go to an NZ corona bunker? neil pls

[benjipwns]

A growing number of Americans want to tear down what it’s taken us 250 years to build—and they’ll start by canceling our shared history, ideals, and culture.

Traditional areas of civic agreement are vanishing. We can’t agree on what makes America special. We can’t even agree that America is special. We’re coming to the point that we can’t even agree what the word America itself means. “Disintegrationists” say we’re stronger together, but their assault on America’s history, philosophy, and culture will only tear us apart.

Who are the disintegrationists? From Howard Zinn’s A People’s History of the United States to the New York Times’ 1619 project, many modern analyses view American history through the lens of competing oppressions, a racist and corrupt experiment from the very beginning. They see American philosophy as a lie – beautiful words pasted over a thoroughly rotted system. They see America’s culture of rights as a façade that merely reinforces traditional hierarchies of power.

Disintegrationist attacks on the values that built our nation are insidious because they replace each foundational belief, from the rights to free speech and self-defense to the importance of marriage and faith communities, with nothing more than an increased reliance on the government.

This twisted disintegrationist vision replaces the traditional “unionist” understanding that all Americans are united in a shared striving toward the perfection of universal ideals.

How to Destroy America in Three Easy Steps shows that to be a cohesive nation we have to uphold foundational truths about ourselves, our history, and reality itself—to be unionists instead of disintegrationists. Shapiro offers a vital warning that if we don’t recover these shared truths, our future—our union—as a great country is threatened with destruction.

Step One: Disintergrationism
Step Two: ?
Step Three: Profit

[VomKriege]

i dunno who the broad is but did they go to an NZ corona bunker? neil pls

She's a musician-singer that do "dark cabaret" so basically snob goth. They are somewhat of a power geek couple ( ). I don't mind it (her first albums, I guess, I wasn't the one in the couple listening to it) but I know she's divisive. That patron post is pretty bad.

[jakefromstatefarm]

snip

the know your enemy guys just did an episode where they get asked which conservative thinker would they say knows the left the best and the ex-conservative confesses that the only leftward thinkers the right ever mentioned were chomsky and zinn. like, if they werent on a barnes and noble shelf, they didnt exist.

[nachobro]

She's a musician-singer that do "dark cabaret" so basically snob goth.

They are somewhat of a power geek couple ( ).

[Great Rumbler]

A growing number of Americans want to tear down what it’s taken us 250 years to build—and they’ll start by canceling our shared history, ideals, and culture.

Traditional areas of civic agreement are vanishing. We can’t agree on what makes America special. We can’t even agree that America is special. We’re coming to the point that we can’t even agree what the word America itself means. “Disintegrationists” say we’re stronger together, but their assault on America’s history, philosophy, and culture will only tear us apart.

Who are the disintegrationists? From Howard Zinn’s A People’s History of the United States to the New York Times’ 1619 project, many modern analyses view American history through the lens of competing oppressions, a racist and corrupt experiment from the very beginning. They see American philosophy as a lie – beautiful words pasted over a thoroughly rotted system. They see America’s culture of rights as a façade that merely reinforces traditional hierarchies of power.

Disintegrationist attacks on the values that built our nation are insidious because they replace each foundational belief, from the rights to free speech and self-defense to the importance of marriage and faith communities, with nothing more than an increased reliance on the government.

This twisted disintegrationist vision replaces the traditional “unionist” understanding that all Americans are united in a shared striving toward the perfection of universal ideals.

How to Destroy America in Three Easy Steps shows that to be a cohesive nation we have to uphold foundational truths about ourselves, our history, and reality itself—to be unionists instead of disintegrationists. Shapiro offers a vital warning that if we don’t recover these shared truths, our future—our union—as a great country is threatened with destruction.

Step One: Disintergrationism
Step Two: ?
Step Three: Profit

How dare these disintergrationists talk about America's problems?! They should love America and freedom more instead!

[naff]

i dunno who the broad is but did they go to an NZ corona bunker? neil pls

She's a musician-singer that do "dark cabaret" so basically snob goth. They are somewhat of a power geek couple ( ). I don't mind it (her first albums, I guess, I wasn't the one in the couple listening to it) but I know she's divisive. That patron post is pretty bad.

watching the first performance i could find of hers   

type of performer that would cover creep on ukelele and her audience would be like whoa thats edgy

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/buttpraxis/status/1257378379277484032

  king you're too good for this dumb biiiaaatch

[OnlyRegret]

Who are the disintegrationists? From Howard Zinn’s A People’s History of the United States to the New York Times’ 1619 project, many modern analyses view American history through the lens of competing oppressions, a racist and corrupt experiment from the very beginning. They see American philosophy as a lie – beautiful words pasted over a thoroughly rotted system. They see America’s culture of rights as a façade that merely reinforces traditional hierarchies of power.

Wow, the nerve of those college intellectuals. Where do they get the idea that respect for the fellow, full (5/5 parts) man wasn't intended from the start?

[OnlyRegret]

thought about posting some NRx wank in here but I am legit concerned about it's ability to melt the brains of people who love internet or need theoretical justifications for why WH40K will be real.

do it you heretic

[OnlyRegret]

well boys?

https://twitter.com/GandalftheWhi19/status/1255481948404932609

[Mandark]

calvinists rekt

[jakefromstatefarm]

all those nestorian muslims

[team filler]

so the jews do run the world