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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4560 on: May 22, 2020, 10:06:10 PM »
libertarians are inherently wank daddish

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4562 on: May 22, 2020, 11:54:41 PM »


Are you ready for the wankiest wank?

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« Reply #4563 on: May 23, 2020, 12:22:40 AM »
just two gusanos chillin  :juche
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4564 on: May 23, 2020, 01:55:26 AM »
That's my wank bro  :ohyeah

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4565 on: May 23, 2020, 03:29:12 AM »
Did you ever wonder how Ben Shapiro would write black characters in a fiction ? It's as good as you would expect.

https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/episode/what-we-learned-from-ben-shapiros-61013395/

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"He was the star player of the school's team. No one knew his real name."
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They did another episode recently to keep on reading Shapiro's novel from 2016 and the following chapters have :
- An Al Sharpton expy in cahoots with a Detroit crack dealer to send a 8 year old black kid provoke a cop into shooting him.
- The wife of the protagonist action general escaping a kidnapping attempt by the Cartel.
- Iraqi Weapons of Mass Destruction were buried in the desert or transferred to Syria. Did you really believe the best intelligence agencies in the world could have that wrong ?

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Also the President is not taking the calls of and berating Texas state governor Bubba Davis that only want to implement measures for the safety of its constituents.
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By sending troops to the border but, you know, still... 
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- Bubba Davis is a John Galt type & a trustfund baby who only ran as governor because the Environmentalists funded by the Saudis were trying to regulate oil drilling and it would have bankrupted his company.

- Several of the American heroes are "a bear of a man" and apparently the only "short" people are shifty Arab and Russian types.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4568 on: May 23, 2020, 01:39:41 PM »
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4569 on: May 23, 2020, 01:44:23 PM »
https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/1264031987943247873
I applaud Portnoy for turning a contract dispute into such an entertaining drama.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4572 on: May 23, 2020, 04:55:42 PM »
I cant even think of the last time MGM released a good movie

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4573 on: May 23, 2020, 05:08:35 PM »
The amount of Americans always ready to defend circumcision of babies is fucking amazing. The religious nutters at least makes sense, cause I mean that is usually not the craziest shit they are willing to do for their Gods anyway. But all these 'no dick cheese' 'less chance of getting aids if fucking bareback hookers in crackhouses' and so on is amazing.


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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4574 on: May 23, 2020, 05:13:42 PM »
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'less chance of getting aids if fucking bareback hookers in crackhouses'

this one is true  :-[ proven it several times over  :expert
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4575 on: May 23, 2020, 05:30:16 PM »
I mean in all honesty how the hell did circumcision ever become a trend? Like I know it goes back to ancient times, but exactly how the hell did it become spread all around the globe?

I mean the initial idea just kind of boggles the mind. One big "why". Unless it was originally just some kind of sexual fetish that somehow spiraled and morphed into modern day reasons for circumcisions being performed.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4576 on: May 23, 2020, 05:58:19 PM »
right wing architecture  :leon

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4577 on: May 23, 2020, 05:59:55 PM »
I like that they've got a picture of grid-layout Manhattan as an example of the Good Stuff and a map of grid-layout Manhattan as an example of the Bad Stuff.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4578 on: May 23, 2020, 06:01:52 PM »
I mean in all honesty how the hell did circumcision ever become a trend? Like I know it goes back to ancient times, but exactly how the hell did it become spread all around the globe?

I mean the initial idea just kind of boggles the mind. One big "why". Unless it was originally just some kind of sexual fetish that somehow spiraled and morphed into modern day reasons for circumcisions being performed.
Cause masturbation bad, m'kay?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_circumcision#Revival_in_the_English-speaking_world


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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4584 on: May 23, 2020, 09:20:13 PM »
being scared of art is the corniest shit ever

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4585 on: May 23, 2020, 09:34:15 PM »
Stalin didn't build the shitty blocks, krushchev did!
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4586 on: May 23, 2020, 09:35:45 PM »
I don't know where to put this but this is, 100%, the greatest tweet of all time

https://twitter.com/pastramimachine/status/1263937115684892674

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4588 on: May 24, 2020, 12:11:02 AM »
Ken Pollack...


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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4589 on: May 24, 2020, 12:12:14 AM »
Do you ever get PTSD from the Blog Wars
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4590 on: May 24, 2020, 12:15:12 AM »


Ngl, this copyright infringement makes me super mad  >:(
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4591 on: May 24, 2020, 02:07:40 AM »
Tbh I kind of like brutalist architecture but only when it's built from the ground up and not to replace shit for ideological reasons

yes, brutalism is good if you want the surrounding """buildings""" to submit to you

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4593 on: May 24, 2020, 02:52:54 AM »
It's cac food.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4594 on: May 24, 2020, 09:11:52 AM »
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4596 on: May 24, 2020, 11:44:58 AM »
jordys daughter :leon
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4597 on: May 24, 2020, 12:22:46 PM »
Is JP dead or what?
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4598 on: May 24, 2020, 12:23:46 PM »
yes, and i'll jizz in his ashes :mynicca
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« Reply #4599 on: May 24, 2020, 12:53:45 PM »
Is JP dead or what?

nah, just braindead

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4600 on: May 24, 2020, 01:24:19 PM »
Still say that JP was a vector of the coronavirus and they are trying to hide it for some reason.


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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4602 on: May 24, 2020, 02:58:26 PM »
Lol. The video Ludmila linked to has been removed.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4603 on: May 24, 2020, 05:41:54 PM »

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« Reply #4604 on: May 24, 2020, 06:38:27 PM »
seems like it was...



...just calculated
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4606 on: May 24, 2020, 09:54:05 PM »


Did someone post this yet? :rofl
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« Reply #4608 on: May 25, 2020, 12:20:09 PM »


Did someone post this yet? :rofl
it's great how the guests have no clue they're insulting him, because nobody bothers with joe's garbage stand-up shows  :lol
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4609 on: May 25, 2020, 12:37:26 PM »

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4610 on: May 26, 2020, 01:06:12 PM »
i must not watch enough stand up comedy.

is 'stoolfucking' an actual thing?  :doge


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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4612 on: May 26, 2020, 03:06:56 PM »
[citation needed]
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4613 on: May 26, 2020, 03:09:24 PM »
Taking an actual break from this thread because there's only so much I can handle right now
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« Reply #4614 on: May 26, 2020, 03:11:19 PM »
What, are you scared of knowledge?

If it weren't for this thread, I wouldn't know that Hindus, by virtue of not being monotheists and having no concept of morality, are cannibals. I thought lots of them were vegetarians!

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« Reply #4615 on: May 26, 2020, 03:17:39 PM »
It's only barely related but this reminds me of that early King of the Hill episode where Dale asks John Redcorn if he knows any cool Native American stories they can tell their kids on a camping trip. John replies that he does know one, but it's sacred to his people, and Dale goes "Oh don't worry, we don't mind if it's sacred."
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« Reply #4616 on: May 26, 2020, 03:23:10 PM »
TBH a lot of Native America's were cannibals but only because it was the only medically viable way to transition to a wendigo at the time.  Which, while we are being honest, were the furries of the 16th century. 

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« Reply #4617 on: May 26, 2020, 05:12:29 PM »

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« Reply #4618 on: May 27, 2020, 05:56:48 PM »

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