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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4560 on: May 05, 2020, 02:15:54 AM »
man cant help but wank on his death bed ::)

hey, he's gonna die valiantly in war

twitter war, sure

but war nonetheless  :usacry :american

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4561 on: May 05, 2020, 02:21:37 AM »
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4562 on: May 05, 2020, 02:29:58 AM »
he would probably livestream his final moments
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4563 on: May 05, 2020, 03:49:14 AM »
“Bury me with my....MAGA hat.”
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4564 on: May 05, 2020, 06:27:44 AM »
thought about posting some NRx wank in here but I am legit concerned about it's ability to melt the brains of people who love internet or need theoretical justifications for why WH40K will be real.

I recently reread The Dark Enlightenment Manifesto actually because Crash Dummy is forcing me to force us both read early Nick Land and I think the thing that sticks out the most to me is the completely shit-for-brains understanding of economics underlying so much of it, even by marginalist standards. Lots of references to "kicking the can down the road", hard currency goldbug quackery - hardly the incisive critique of progress it claims to be. After chatting with him for like fifteen minutes I can confirm Curtis Yarvin is indeed also that dumb.

The other thing that sticks out to me is that "all politics in interracial countries becomes racialized" does a lot of heavy lifting which probably comes naturally to a quasi-schizoid white guy from the UK but as someone from California it just makes me lol
Just want to clarify that I am the victim here. Also, Land is so much more fun when you don’t even try to parse theory from fiction


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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4566 on: May 05, 2020, 07:34:47 AM »
Wank baby moving to the e-thot game.
https://www.instagram.com/jacobawohl/

Edit : Sorry, "Fitness Guru".
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8221575/Right-wing-conspiracy-theorist-Trump-activist-Jacob-Wohl-switches-careers-fitness-guru.html

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The staunch Trump supporter is known for being a 'political prodigy'

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An earlier version of the hastily-written website read: 'People have watched in real time on Instagram as Jacob Wohl has achieved a stunning physique and incredible strenght [sic] gains in just 100 days. Now the exact fitness and diet plan the [sic] he follows is available to you.'
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4569 on: May 05, 2020, 09:17:54 AM »
https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1257614854053126144

check back in a year when bill checks himself into rehab for a xanny addiction

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4570 on: May 05, 2020, 10:47:15 AM »
Found this on that Twitter account:

https://twitter.com/alpharivelino/status/1257674254524481536

Saw that 213372BU was complaining about August Ames pre and post excessive plastic surgery. Not that I'm picking on you my man, but someone could have totally thrown this in your face as a friendly ribbing.

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Though I agree with your take on August. It's always a matter of how the plastic surgery looks and I guess what mood I'm in. At least with make up it's a quick on or off situation. With excessive blatant plastic surgery, not so much.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4571 on: May 05, 2020, 12:51:43 PM »
https://twitter.com/classiclib3ral/status/1257649707947606018

Dave Rubin surprisingly shook at the free market of individual opinions.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4573 on: May 05, 2020, 08:31:14 PM »
https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1257614854053126144

check back in a year when bill checks himself into rehab for a xanny addiction
Why isn't he taking Hydroxychloroquine who knows it might just help what the hell does he have to lose doesn't he support the President?
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4575 on: May 06, 2020, 01:33:15 AM »
You can't OWN property, man!
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4578 on: May 06, 2020, 06:07:35 AM »
marx was a notorious chaser errone knows that :doge

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4580 on: May 06, 2020, 07:34:05 AM »
Oh my god it's real  :neogaf
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4581 on: May 06, 2020, 02:49:31 PM »
https://twitter.com/Vanessa_ABee/status/1257864893723705344

 :ussrcry

Edit : Wait he also sent a motivation letter to the Daily Mail to explicitly be the pet leftist lashing out commenting on Labour and the British Left ?
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4582 on: May 07, 2020, 10:41:26 AM »
How the fuck did DSP get away with this bankruptcy scam  :) :neogaf

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4583 on: May 07, 2020, 12:36:34 PM »
How the fuck did DSP get away with this bankruptcy scam  :) :neogaf

He can’t keep getting away with it! :dsp
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4584 on: May 07, 2020, 12:39:27 PM »
Medhi Hansan was okay follow until the primary was ending. Damn, he took a turn.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4585 on: May 07, 2020, 03:45:39 PM »
How the fuck did DSP get away with this bankruptcy scam  :) :neogaf

He can’t keep getting away with it! :dsp
for a brief moment today I felt some genuine respect for the lengths this guy would go to for the grift. A brief moment :dead

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4587 on: May 07, 2020, 05:02:32 PM »
How the fuck did DSP get away with this bankruptcy scam  :) :neogaf

He can’t keep getting away with it! :dsp
for a brief moment today I felt some genuine respect for the lengths this guy would go to for the grift. A brief moment :dead

People just got their hopes way too high up about all this. He was never going to jail. I expected he'd fuck it up and not get Chapter 7 since that's what he looked for, and DSP usually fails completely at anything he tries to accomplish himself, so I suppose I'm a bit disappoint it didn't get turned into 13 or thrown away.

It still isn't some grand triumph where he's completely cleared all his issues and "won". The fact that he even declared bankruptcy in of itself after 11 years of making plenty of money is a huge loss for DSP. The fact that the bankruptcy declaration showed us public info that proved had 130k debt in 14 credit cards was already the outcome most of us wanted out of this. DSP himself tried to shill it as an amazing fix that cleans all his problems away, just like he used to sell the payment plans he'd get on if he just got enough money to get there, and what did those lead to? Answer: More debt and more begging. His unpaid taxes still need to be paid, those aren't going anywhere. His mortage still needs to be paid, he doesn't own his WAkhando. He might still have to pay some 40k to MidFirst for the CT condo since they got their way earlier. We might be getting all new begathons soon actually.

Reality of all this is we already got our gold dust, and people got greedy expecting way more to happen. Yes, I expected DSP to fail even harder with this. Because he's DSP and he's just that stupid. So his grand victory is that he didn't fail even harder than he already did. His cheap bankruptcy mill lawyer pulled through after all and he didn't fail completely, so all he's really done is pay someone to do a thing and sit there snorting and waiting and filling papers poorly, and the lawyer made it all work out. He wants to shill that as if HE won (except he can't because "legally obligated not to speak of this dood"). And all that's really happened is he got some of his debt cleared, while the whole situation in of itself is already a massive loss for his glorious 11 year legacy; his "successful business" and "getting to do what I love for a living" led to him declaring bankruptcy. The paypigs want to take any victory to flaunt it as well, because they're invested in this US vs THEM mentality to justify their whaling. Hence why he got some half a grand yesterday, because of course he would.

Major takeaway is that the only interesting arc to look forward to might have concluded, and DSP now returns to being boring as all fuck again. Without drama, who cares to watch him just sit there poorly playing games he has no interest in and repeating the same "I can't tell you why but it's for a good cause and I really need tips the most now"-shtick every day. And that's bad for him too, because people tune out of his boring ass streams and he'll have to create new drama then to get his viewership and khantributions back.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4588 on: May 07, 2020, 11:37:49 PM »
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4589 on: May 08, 2020, 12:18:47 AM »
https://twitter.com/MMFlint/status/1252583111621144576
meant to respond to this when it was posted... one of the tranches of this film is that biofuel isn't actually green energy, which is really misleading and oversimplified. Biofuel is carbon neutral if the net biomass harvested = the net biomass produced because growth recaptures the carbon in the air. In some places we aren't planting fast enough for that to be true yet, but in some places we are. It is a component of a climate change strategy.

There are valid points made in the rest of the film, but as is typical for forums poster documentary filmmaker Moore it's amateurish and sloppy.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4591 on: May 08, 2020, 05:54:10 AM »
Oh that's my wank bae from earlier, cool.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4592 on: May 08, 2020, 09:04:39 AM »


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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4594 on: May 08, 2020, 12:24:29 PM »
What's her argument

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4595 on: May 08, 2020, 12:31:34 PM »
That the coronavirus is overhyped and the country never should have closed. And it's the flu bro.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4596 on: May 08, 2020, 12:35:23 PM »
The US will be at 100,000 COVID-19 deaths by the end of May with all these lockdown measures. Without lockdown measures, I don't know how we don't reach millions of deaths (this assumes the 1% fatality rate which is seen in NYC plus the high basic reproduction rate).

Also, I doubt a large portion of the pop in 1968 could work from home. It probably wouldn't have been at all feasible.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4597 on: May 08, 2020, 12:44:01 PM »
Pretty sure a large portion of the pop had to work at home in 1968, chauvinist. 
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4598 on: May 08, 2020, 12:55:11 PM »
Also population was like....150 million less, with less density

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« Reply #4599 on: May 08, 2020, 01:00:15 PM »
she's citing 100k deaths over two years to the hong kong flu vs 76k in like two months. so either disingenuous or distinguished mentally-challenged

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4600 on: May 08, 2020, 01:01:17 PM »
she's citing 100k deaths over two years to the hong kong flu vs 76k in like two months. so either disingenuous or distinguished mentally-challenged fellowed

It's Laura Ingraham, so you can assume both.
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« Reply #4602 on: May 08, 2020, 05:40:56 PM »


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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4603 on: May 08, 2020, 06:12:14 PM »
Should have had Bernie asking for financial support

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4605 on: May 09, 2020, 02:10:35 AM »
Glenn Beck is writing erotic Bernie Sanders fanfiction now? A job's a job in this economy, I guess.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4608 on: May 09, 2020, 09:12:32 AM »
bri bri is just mad and jelly cos she can't stroke joes leg hair :biden

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« Reply #4609 on: May 09, 2020, 11:21:39 AM »


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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4611 on: May 09, 2020, 03:15:48 PM »
https://twitter.com/NoOneCorrectMe/status/1259112487636684802

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« Reply #4612 on: May 09, 2020, 03:21:52 PM »
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« Reply #4614 on: May 09, 2020, 04:14:41 PM »
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« Reply #4617 on: May 09, 2020, 08:38:07 PM »
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Roger deserves freedom, even 50 cent called on Trump to pardon him.

Trump should fire Parscale and his dumb app, pardon Roger and make him campaign manager.  :birb
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« Reply #4618 on: May 10, 2020, 10:17:32 AM »
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