Author Topic: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo (Read 318475 times)

VomKriege · « **Reply #4620 on:** May 10, 2020, 11:26:08 AM »

Quote from: Madrun Badrun on May 10, 2020, 10:17:32 AM

Is it 90mn of jumping from closer to farther plan values every 5 seconds ? I lasted 8 minutes.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4621 on:** May 10, 2020, 12:09:46 PM »

Edging will help you last longer.

team filler · « **Reply #4622 on:** May 10, 2020, 04:53:36 PM »

https://twitter.com/ai_jared/status/1259484379094663169

https://twitter.com/ai_jared/status/1259489069630926848

team filler · « **Reply #4623 on:** May 10, 2020, 09:50:43 PM »

https://twitter.com/Partisangirl/status/1259659035076202496

https://twitter.com/Partisangirl/status/1259532067575980033

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #4624 on:** May 10, 2020, 11:47:30 PM »

https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/1259231692482441216

Mandark · « **Reply #4625 on:** May 10, 2020, 11:52:22 PM »

I was about to say he's just making shit up, but I can imagine Cernovich getting run out of town wherever he goes.

benjipwns · « **Reply #4626 on:** May 10, 2020, 11:54:04 PM »

A lot of you see small town life where really it's just a fact of being Mike Cernovich that when you go into town, the locals notice and you're expected to leave.

edit: dammit

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #4627 on:** May 11, 2020, 12:01:23 AM »

When you see some people roll up into Beverly Hills but they’re wearing Brentwood colors, you know some shits about to go down.

Tripon · « **Reply #4628 on:** May 11, 2020, 01:33:36 AM »

Ethics of Capitalism (Ben Burgis VS Stefan Molyneux Debate)

2 hours!

Oblivion · « **Reply #4629 on:** May 11, 2020, 10:36:35 AM »

Tripon · « **Reply #4630 on:** May 11, 2020, 10:40:02 AM »

https://twitter.com/RealCandaceO/status/1259631071831957505

cracking.jpg

Nintex · « **Reply #4631 on:** May 11, 2020, 10:51:53 AM »

Quote from: filler on May 10, 2020, 09:50:43 PM

https://twitter.com/Partisangirl/status/1259659035076202496

https://twitter.com/Partisangirl/status/1259532067575980033

Your queen looks shell shocked filler, what did you do?

BisMarckie · « **Reply #4632 on:** May 11, 2020, 10:56:02 AM »

Quote from: Oblivion on May 11, 2020, 10:36:35 AM

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Accurate.
But they don't serve tofu burgers in the cafeteria often enough.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #4633 on:** May 11, 2020, 10:57:31 AM »

Quote from: Nintex on May 11, 2020, 10:51:53 AM

Quote from: filler on May 10, 2020, 09:50:43 PM
https://twitter.com/Partisangirl/status/1259659035076202496

https://twitter.com/Partisangirl/status/1259532067575980033

Your queen looks shell shocked filler, what did you do?

converted to judaism

Tripon · « **Reply #4634 on:** May 11, 2020, 12:50:47 PM »

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #4635 on:** May 11, 2020, 01:00:55 PM »

if

wasn't a globalist shill and cia asset he'd get eddie bravo and alex jones on to give us the real story

EchoRin · « **Reply #4636 on:** May 11, 2020, 01:17:01 PM »

Quote from: Tripon on May 11, 2020, 01:33:36 AM

*video*
Ethics of Capitalism (Ben Burgis VS Stefan Molyneux Debate)

2 hours!

Fuck that's a lot of wankery.

Quote from: Oblivion on May 11, 2020, 10:36:35 AM

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This picture is *muah*. But why is Gritty (Flyers mascot) there? How does he fit in the conservative view of being a PC Snowflake Cuck? Gritty is a bit of a rascal himself.

VomKriege · « **Reply #4637 on:** May 11, 2020, 01:38:31 PM »

The redundancies in that one are

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4638 on:** May 11, 2020, 01:38:35 PM »

Quote from: Oblivion on May 11, 2020, 10:36:35 AM

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Burkas + Thongs

team filler · « **Reply #4639 on:** May 11, 2020, 01:42:11 PM »

Stro · « **Reply #4640 on:** May 11, 2020, 02:30:38 PM »

Candace Lolwens

team filler · « **Reply #4641 on:** May 11, 2020, 02:39:06 PM »

irony posting still good tho

VomKriege · « **Reply #4642 on:** May 11, 2020, 02:50:51 PM »

Nintex

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1259840101858844674

Sort of sounds like it's paid in exposure however.

Nintex · « **Reply #4643 on:** May 11, 2020, 03:00:22 PM »

It sounds creepy and wrong, I'm convinced this is one of those porn casting things in disguise.

team filler · « **Reply #4644 on:** May 11, 2020, 09:06:19 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #4645 on:** May 13, 2020, 10:50:50 PM »

Didn't they also get rid of their "Don't Be Evil" motto?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #4646 on:** May 13, 2020, 11:25:55 PM »

https://twitter.com/xan_desanctis/status/1260573101148065794

Rufus · « **Reply #4647 on:** May 13, 2020, 11:44:33 PM »

It ain't suicide if you do it for the economy.

Tripon · « **Reply #4648 on:** May 14, 2020, 10:01:56 AM »

https://twitter.com/gwensnyderPHL/status/1260356941655748609

Still at it.

Nintex · « **Reply #4649 on:** May 14, 2020, 02:41:51 PM »

Quote from: Esch on May 13, 2020, 10:48:11 PM

Lol I hope they hire back that dork

https://twitter.com/aprilaser/status/1260648803989774336

I'm surprised a diversity program for what would mainly be developers doesn't work.

I mean, developers are known to be very sensitive to all issues related to living human beings and love meetings and gatherings about all sorts of things that have little to do with the code of the product they're developing.

If you organize such meetings and group activities you immediately become their best friend.

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #4650 on:** May 15, 2020, 03:51:20 PM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/bad_takes/status/1261372119084130307

Momo · « **Reply #4651 on:** May 15, 2020, 03:55:32 PM »

I don't have a specific update, just here to confirm film Robert is still a dumbass on the daily. It's hard to top McDonalds-gate though so I haven't been especially motivated to pass along his mundane dumbassery

Tripon · « **Reply #4652 on:** May 15, 2020, 04:04:47 PM »

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1261262994190798849

Momo · « **Reply #4653 on:** May 15, 2020, 04:09:11 PM »

Most dangerous 'I'm lovin' it'

team filler · « **Reply #4654 on:** May 15, 2020, 05:14:45 PM »

shosta · « **Reply #4655 on:** May 15, 2020, 05:15:23 PM »

Thank you Shane Smith for supporting our local economy in these trying times

EchoRin · « **Reply #4656 on:** May 15, 2020, 05:28:51 PM »

Love Shane's crazy ass journeys to some shady parts of the world.

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #4657 on:** May 15, 2020, 05:44:56 PM »

Nintex · « **Reply #4658 on:** May 15, 2020, 05:49:31 PM »

Alex the goat
https://twitter.com/JohnnyHeatWave/status/1261328919460040704

Gorka dunking on his own audience

https://twitter.com/bad_takes/status/1261029182110412800

Oblivion · « **Reply #4659 on:** May 15, 2020, 07:21:19 PM »

Quote from: Esch on May 15, 2020, 05:03:40 PM

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1261395346615226368

looks like elon decided to stop hiding his power level

Tripon · « **Reply #4660 on:** May 15, 2020, 07:26:04 PM »

https://twitter.com/jamie_elizabeth/status/1261392728673464321

team filler · « **Reply #4661 on:** May 16, 2020, 12:58:04 AM »

https://twitter.com/madjackrabbit/status/1261307856659394563

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #4662 on:** May 16, 2020, 01:12:08 AM »

CalArts!

Tripon · « **Reply #4663 on:** May 16, 2020, 01:50:03 PM »

https://twitter.com/peltzmadeline/status/1261330674528784384

VomKriege · « **Reply #4664 on:** May 16, 2020, 01:59:32 PM »

Quote from: Esch on May 15, 2020, 10:24:56 PM

https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/1261351775698694147

Quote from: VomKriege on May 18, 2017, 07:48:07 AM

Also found on Something Awful this burger analogy for Bitcoin mining

Quote
look, it's simple. you have a Happy Burger brand fast food establishment, and sometimes kids come in and want their Happy Burger brand Happy Kiddy Burger, which according to the Happy Burger brand franchise operating instructions is supposed to be 4oz of usda utility grade hamburger lightly grilled and pressed into a poppy seed bun with two slices of mild pickle and a slice of tomato and a piece of iceberg lettuce and the name of the kid written on the top in half an ounce of Happy Burger brand special sauce about which the less said the better

so naturally what you do is, you post an ad saying, cooks wanted, please bring your own grill and meat and bun and pickle and tomato and lettuce, we'll supply the sauce

and you get an applicant, and you send him down to the Hall of Cooks, which is a featureless infinite plane that you keep in the unlit basement of your Happy Burger brand fast food establishment. and you tell him to just keep making burgers and handing them up, and if he hands up a burger that satisfies your standards, you'll pay him a bonus, which is $100,000, plus the price of the burger, which is $.50

now the cook can't see too good down there, and he keeps handing up burgers that are more like pickly meatballs with a swastika painted on the side in tomato sauce, but as long as the meat's cooked the health department won't shut you down, so you keep taking them and dutifully handing down briefcases of cash with a few quarters tossed in. and the cook's pretty happy, even after you summarily declare one day that you're only going to pay $50,000 per burger in the future

so the cook calls in a friend, and she sets up in the Hall of Cooks and starts handing up burgers, and now you're getting acceptable burgers faster than you can sell them. so you raise your standards a bit, and you insist that burgers have to be on a bun, and that cuts production back down to a manageable rate. but the cooks are still pretty happy, even after you cut the burger bonus again to $25,000

this goes on for a while, and now you've got a hundred cooks down there, and you've started demanding that they spell out the kid's name correctly, and that's not easy. so now they're not just making burgers to your increasingly exact specifications, they're racing each other to be the first to get the kid's name right. but you're still paying $5,000 a burger, and apparently the cooks are still happy, because more and more keep showing up

you get curious one day while you're squeezing into your franchise past the giant mountain of rotting discarded hamburgers, and you head down to the Hall of Cooks. the last time you came down here, there were only six cooks, and they were just standing around in a disorganized circle; but now they're organized into these large groups. in one of them, you find your first cook, and he shakes your hand. "remember when we'd just started out and i was lumping up store meat by hand and cooking it on that tiny old george foreman?", he laughs. "that was before figured out cookie cutters and rolling pins." he's standing at a huge professional-grade charbroiler with twenty-four different patties arranged on it; suddenly, in a single efficient flash of movement, he flips them all over. of course, the dull glow of the grill isn't enough in the utter blackness of the Hall, and most of the patties end up on the ground, which you suddenly realize is a lot spongier than it's supposed to be. also, doesn't the ceiling seem lower? you shake it off and head back upstairs to start taking orders, wondering when it'll be the right time to cut the bonus to $1,000

it's been another year. there are tens of thousands of cooks in your basement. you're rejecting burgers for sloppy handwriting. you're rejecting burgers for having too thick a slice of tomato. you're rejecting burgers for excessively clustered poppy seeds. seven months ago, the cooks started building floor-to-ceiling ovens with internal robotics custom-designed for making Happy Kiddy Burgers; now there are whole fields of them, each making ten thousand burgers a second. of course, it's still pitch-dark down there, and the cooks aren't exactly susan calvin, so almost all of those burgers get added straight to the end of the Great Greasy Mountains, but it's amazing how quick they come now. you overhear a few of the cooks talking excitedly about the orders they just placed for massive new ovens from Barbecue Labs. you don't know how any of them can afford this when the burger bonus is only $100

three months ago, you politely asked whether they could start making the adult Happy Burgers, too

for an entire day, all the burgers had your name written on top in poison

Crash Dummy · « **Reply #4665 on:** May 16, 2020, 04:26:29 PM »

https://twitter.com/quantian1/status/1261719882367995905

Mandark · « **Reply #4666 on:** May 16, 2020, 09:08:57 PM »

I'm not too familiar with Kulinski.

His deal is like nu-atheism/pro-Bernie/anti-idpol, right?

shosta · « **Reply #4667 on:** May 16, 2020, 09:13:12 PM »

Meltdown May takes another victim.

Mandark · « **Reply #4668 on:** May 16, 2020, 09:15:29 PM »

Honestly I think this year had more of a Meltdown March thanks to the primaries and the rona.

Still got half a month to go and Elon Musk is going hard though.

VomKriege · « **Reply #4669 on:** May 16, 2020, 09:31:07 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on May 16, 2020, 09:15:29 PM

Honestly I think this year had more of a Meltdown March thanks to the primaries and the rona.

Still got half a month to go and Elon Musk is going hard though.

Get your wank brackets in !

Momo · « **Reply #4670 on:** May 17, 2020, 04:16:21 AM »

Nintex · « **Reply #4671 on:** May 17, 2020, 04:33:22 AM »

Quote from: Tripon on May 16, 2020, 01:50:03 PM

https://twitter.com/peltzmadeline/status/1261330674528784384

In a month

Corona-chan was supposed to be the downfall of Joe.

Haha Keanu interview goes BRRR

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #4672 on:** May 17, 2020, 04:36:01 AM »

VomKriege · « **Reply #4673 on:** May 17, 2020, 05:34:51 AM »

That's crazy man. Have you ever tasted urine ?

shosta · « **Reply #4674 on:** May 17, 2020, 04:19:45 PM »

https://twitter.com/quantian1/status/1261719882367995905

shosta · « **Reply #4675 on:** May 17, 2020, 04:26:13 PM »

this has been an amazing year for Matt tweets and it's only going to get better, and by better I mean worse

Nintex · « **Reply #4676 on:** May 17, 2020, 04:49:59 PM »

Quote from: Esch on May 17, 2020, 04:23:24 PM

anything but this please

https://twitter.com/neoliberal_dad/status/1261771755594625030

This is how skynet begins

https://twitter.com/IvankaTrump/status/1262095075963736064

this is how the matrix starts

shosta · « **Reply #4677 on:** May 17, 2020, 05:55:55 PM »

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1262138822541934592

fucking stop tweeting

Matt discovering MMT and R at the same time is going to literally give me cancer

VomKriege · « **Reply #4678 on:** May 17, 2020, 05:59:31 PM »

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1261990066223710208

~~Just a flu~~ Not smallpox.

team filler · « **Reply #4679 on:** May 17, 2020, 06:10:20 PM »

https://twitter.com/PersianPoetics/status/1261745279860080641

https://twitter.com/PersianPoetics/status/1261787045556629505

https://twitter.com/PersianPoetics/status/1261787693022928896

https://twitter.com/PersianPoetics/status/1261788351658688512

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Author Topic: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo (Read 318475 times)