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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #7500 on: December 28, 2020, 04:45:13 PM »


The "smartest man in the world" has quite the Internet history. :dead
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« Reply #7501 on: December 28, 2020, 04:57:22 PM »
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« Reply #7502 on: December 28, 2020, 04:57:51 PM »
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The "smartest man in the world" has quite the Internet history. :dead
But I thought Donald Trump was the smartest man in the world and the only one able to play chess in 4 dimensions?

I can't keep up with the plot anymore  :fbm
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #7503 on: January 01, 2021, 05:22:57 AM »

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #7504 on: January 01, 2021, 11:03:14 AM »
Really makes you think, doesn't it?

...maybe not.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #7505 on: January 04, 2021, 01:41:52 PM »
https://mobile.twitter.com/realDailyWire/status/1345057214139047936


Their first film is **checks notes** Home Alone, but the main character is preventing a school shooting instead of a robbery.

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDailyWire/status/1346124235148722176

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #7506 on: January 04, 2021, 03:39:00 PM »
Red Letter Media, do your thing!
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #7507 on: January 04, 2021, 04:07:53 PM »
Has Ben Shapiro Just Accidentally Produced The Most Feminist Film Of The Year?

A headline possible coming to your favourite click bait site soon :doge

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #7510 on: January 07, 2021, 05:46:00 PM »
Trade in your cult of personality for the old model, brehs

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #7512 on: January 07, 2021, 08:15:06 PM »
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #7513 on: January 07, 2021, 08:51:32 PM »
Trade in your cult of personality for the old model, brehs

Desperation for Reagan is particularly funny;  harkening to a day when their celebrity turned President actually bothered to have a political career to make that transition lol

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #7514 on: January 07, 2021, 08:56:09 PM »
Cure your hepatitis C with hep A fellas

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #7516 on: January 09, 2021, 08:57:19 AM »
https://twitter.com/mmfa/status/1347289605205356545
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And then the White House told me three days before, “We’re going to have you lead the march. The Secret Service -- before Trump finishes, 30 minutes before -- so we’ll lead you to a point, take you out of the front row and lead you to the place where they want you to start the march and Trump will tell people, ‘Go, and I’m going to meet you at the Capitol.’”
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #7517 on: January 09, 2021, 09:27:12 AM »
Everyone who marched through the Capitol got triple Patriot Points  :rejoice
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #7520 on: January 14, 2021, 07:54:02 PM »
https://mobile.twitter.com/abughazalehkat/status/1349164892830490630

Everything I don't like is like slavery or the holocaust; except for actual slavery, which wasn't that bad, and the actual holocaust, which didn't happen.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #7523 on: January 15, 2021, 07:39:04 PM »
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #7524 on: January 17, 2021, 04:43:44 PM »
Children’s Screen Time Has Soared in the Pandemic, Alarming Parents and Researchers

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The day after New Year’s, John Reichert of Boulder, Colo., had a heated argument with his 14-year-old son, James. “I’ve failed you as a father,” he told the boy despairingly.

During the long months of lockdowns and shuttered schools, Mr. Reichert, like many parents, overlooked the vastly increasing time that his son was spending on video games and social media. Now, James, who used to focus his free time on mountain biking and playing basketball, devotes nearly all of his leisure hours — about 40 a week — to Xbox and his phone. During their argument, he pleaded with his father not to restrict access, calling his phone his “whole life.”

“That was the tipping point. His whole life?” said Mr. Reichert, a technical administrator in the local sheriff’s office. “I’m not losing my son to this.”



https://www.nytimes.com/2021/01/16/health/covid-kids-tech-use.html


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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #7526 on: January 17, 2021, 05:34:38 PM »
SHE'S GOING AGAINST GOD'S WILL!!!  >:(

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #7527 on: January 17, 2021, 05:37:54 PM »

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #7528 on: January 17, 2021, 07:13:36 PM »
https://twitter.com/SebGorka/status/1350956067774054400

"As Obi Wan Kenobi said to Darth Vader..."

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #7529 on: January 17, 2021, 07:39:22 PM »
For as it says in the Good Book:

               The two powerful warriors stand motionless for a few moments
               with laser swords locked in mid-air, creating a low buzzing
               sound.

                                     VADER
                         Your powers are weak, old man.

                                     BEN
                         You can't win, Darth. If you strike
                         me down, I shall become more powerful
                         than you can possibly imagine.

               Their lightsabers continue to meet in combat.

               INT. DEATH STAR - MAIN FORWARD BAY

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #7530 on: January 17, 2021, 08:47:59 PM »
In Star Wars comparisons, Trump is absolutely Darth Vader, not Obi Wan Kenobi, as evidenced by his team calling the Trump campaign "the Death Star" and people in the media were like.....does this dude not know the Death Star gets blown up? Twice? Although Trump was never a good guy and certainly will never have a redemption arc, so he's more like Palpatine but much dumber and fatter.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #7531 on: January 18, 2021, 10:28:51 AM »
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                         Your powers are weak, old man. Very low energy, sad! *makes some weird hand gestures*

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                         Now listen here, Jack. You can't win. If you try this   
                         malarkey on me, I shall become more powerful
                         than you can possibly imagine.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #7532 on: January 18, 2021, 11:17:07 AM »
Nintex has infected another :mjcry

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #7534 on: January 18, 2021, 11:44:31 AM »
The last bastion of truth: podcasting. :rofl

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #7535 on: January 18, 2021, 11:47:44 AM »
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Try to shut down Independent long-form podcasting & watch what happens to your civilization.

This is just like what happen to Babylonia. :notlikethis
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #7536 on: January 18, 2021, 11:48:10 AM »
Society has improved so much since the advent of podcasts tho

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #7537 on: January 18, 2021, 11:50:25 AM »
Says something like that after sharing a clickbait story from the NY Post... :lol

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #7538 on: January 18, 2021, 11:59:44 AM »
we'd have all gone feral and would be eating our own shit if it wasn't for :rogan

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #7539 on: January 18, 2021, 07:06:54 PM »
lol, yes. love to see weinstein being a fucking idiot.

i saw ariel pink had liked a bunch of his and scott adams tweets before he closed his twitter account  :lol

love a lot of ariel's music, but i think he's gone beyond being a simple troll and actually got the brain worms lately.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #7540 on: January 18, 2021, 07:27:26 PM »
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« Reply #7541 on: January 19, 2021, 09:49:09 AM »
Trump appears weakest right before he wins (read The Art of the Deal).
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #7542 on: January 19, 2021, 12:52:23 PM »
https://twitter.com/petehasabeard/status/1351295752845230081

People thinking it can't get worse than Trump  :hitler
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #7543 on: January 19, 2021, 01:16:27 PM »
I want to do coke with them.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #7544 on: January 19, 2021, 03:03:44 PM »
What's her face is kind of hot in that friend's mom who is uncomfortably sexual kind of way

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #7545 on: January 19, 2021, 03:08:33 PM »
It's like a porn parody where the look-a-likes try too hard  :doge
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #7546 on: January 21, 2021, 02:21:18 PM »


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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #7548 on: January 22, 2021, 01:39:16 AM »



still miss her  :heart
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #7549 on: January 22, 2021, 04:20:40 AM »
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