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VomKriege · « **Reply #7500 on:** December 28, 2020, 04:45:13 PM »

The "smartest man in the world" has quite the Internet history.

filler · « **Reply #7501 on:** December 28, 2020, 04:57:22 PM »

Nintex · « **Reply #7502 on:** December 28, 2020, 04:57:51 PM »

Quote from: VomKriege on December 28, 2020, 04:45:13 PM

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The "smartest man in the world" has quite the Internet history.

But I thought Donald Trump was the smartest man in the world and the only one able to play chess in 4 dimensions?

I can't keep up with the plot anymore

benjipwns · « **Reply #7503 on:** January 01, 2021, 05:22:57 AM »

https://twitter.com/RubinReport/status/1344632939682930696

suspicious don't you think

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #7504 on:** January 01, 2021, 11:03:14 AM »

Really makes you think, doesn't it?

...maybe not.

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #7505 on:** January 04, 2021, 01:41:52 PM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDailyWire/status/1345057214139047936

Their first film is **checks notes** Home Alone, but the main character is preventing a school shooting instead of a robbery.

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDailyWire/status/1346124235148722176

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #7506 on:** January 04, 2021, 03:39:00 PM »

Red Letter Media, do your thing!

Piss Benoit · « **Reply #7507 on:** January 04, 2021, 04:07:53 PM »

Has Ben Shapiro Just Accidentally Produced The Most Feminist Film Of The Year?

A headline possible coming to your favourite click bait site soon

filler · « **Reply #7508 on:** January 06, 2021, 07:47:04 PM »

https://twitter.com/SarahKogod/status/1346868669947768832

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #7509 on:** January 07, 2021, 04:20:20 PM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/NRO/status/1347231537192968192

Stro · « **Reply #7510 on:** January 07, 2021, 05:46:00 PM »

Trade in your cult of personality for the old model, brehs

benjipwns · « **Reply #7511 on:** January 07, 2021, 07:52:09 PM »

https://twitter.com/HawleyMO/status/1347327743004995585

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #7512 on:** January 07, 2021, 08:15:06 PM »

riotous · « **Reply #7513 on:** January 07, 2021, 08:51:32 PM »

Quote from: Stro on January 07, 2021, 05:46:00 PM

Trade in your cult of personality for the old model, brehs

Desperation for Reagan is particularly funny; harkening to a day when their celebrity turned President actually bothered to have a political career to make that transition lol

Transhuman · « **Reply #7514 on:** January 07, 2021, 08:56:09 PM »

Cure your hepatitis C with hep A fellas

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #7515 on:** January 08, 2021, 03:37:16 PM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/parlertakes/status/1347599613767819264

Nintex · « **Reply #7516 on:** January 09, 2021, 08:57:19 AM »

https://twitter.com/mmfa/status/1347289605205356545

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And then the White House told me three days before, “We’re going to have you lead the march. The Secret Service -- before Trump finishes, 30 minutes before -- so we’ll lead you to a point, take you out of the front row and lead you to the place where they want you to start the march and Trump will tell people, ‘Go, and I’m going to meet you at the Capitol.’”

BIONIC · « **Reply #7517 on:** January 09, 2021, 09:27:12 AM »

Everyone who marched through the Capitol got triple Patriot Points

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #7518 on:** January 13, 2021, 11:23:57 PM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/abughazalehkat/status/1349164892830490630

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #7519 on:** January 14, 2021, 05:39:54 PM »

https://twitter.com/Sturgeons_Law/status/1349435079035035649

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #7520 on:** January 14, 2021, 07:54:02 PM »

Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on January 13, 2021, 11:23:57 PM

https://mobile.twitter.com/abughazalehkat/status/1349164892830490630

Everything I don't like is like slavery or the holocaust; except for actual slavery, which wasn't that bad, and the actual holocaust, which didn't happen.

VomKriege · « **Reply #7521 on:** January 15, 2021, 07:20:27 PM »

https://twitter.com/undeadscribe/status/1349919641162940419

Transhuman · « **Reply #7522 on:** January 15, 2021, 07:28:34 PM »

Quote from: VomKriege on January 15, 2021, 07:20:27 PM

https://twitter.com/undeadscribe/status/1349919641162940419

This is the Holocaust!

filler · « **Reply #7523 on:** January 15, 2021, 07:39:04 PM »

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #7524 on:** January 17, 2021, 04:43:44 PM »

Children’s Screen Time Has Soared in the Pandemic, Alarming Parents and Researchers

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The day after New Year’s, John Reichert of Boulder, Colo., had a heated argument with his 14-year-old son, James. “I’ve failed you as a father,” he told the boy despairingly.

During the long months of lockdowns and shuttered schools, Mr. Reichert, like many parents, overlooked the vastly increasing time that his son was spending on video games and social media. Now, James, who used to focus his free time on mountain biking and playing basketball, devotes nearly all of his leisure hours — about 40 a week — to Xbox and his phone. During their argument, he pleaded with his father not to restrict access, calling his phone his “whole life.”

“That was the tipping point. His whole life?” said Mr. Reichert, a technical administrator in the local sheriff’s office. “I’m not losing my son to this.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/01/16/health/covid-kids-tech-use.html

filler · « **Reply #7525 on:** January 17, 2021, 05:04:56 PM »

Quote from: Transhuman on January 15, 2021, 07:28:34 PM

Quote from: VomKriege on January 15, 2021, 07:20:27 PM
https://twitter.com/undeadscribe/status/1349919641162940419

This is the Holocaust!

it's much worse than that tbh

EchoRin · « **Reply #7526 on:** January 17, 2021, 05:34:38 PM »

SHE'S GOING AGAINST GOD'S WILL!!!

Transhuman · « **Reply #7527 on:** January 17, 2021, 05:37:54 PM »

Nintex · « **Reply #7528 on:** January 17, 2021, 07:13:36 PM »

https://twitter.com/SebGorka/status/1350956067774054400

"As Obi Wan Kenobi said to Darth Vader..."

Transhuman · « **Reply #7529 on:** January 17, 2021, 07:39:22 PM »

For as it says in the Good Book:

The two powerful warriors stand motionless for a few moments
with laser swords locked in mid-air, creating a low buzzing
sound.

VADER
Your powers are weak, old man.

BEN
You can't win, Darth. If you strike
me down, I shall become more powerful
than you can possibly imagine.

Their lightsabers continue to meet in combat.

INT. DEATH STAR - MAIN FORWARD BAY

Stro · « **Reply #7530 on:** January 17, 2021, 08:47:59 PM »

In Star Wars comparisons, Trump is absolutely Darth Vader, not Obi Wan Kenobi, as evidenced by his team calling the Trump campaign "the Death Star" and people in the media were like.....does this dude not know the Death Star gets blown up? Twice? Although Trump was never a good guy and certainly will never have a redemption arc, so he's more like Palpatine but much dumber and fatter.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #7531 on:** January 18, 2021, 10:28:51 AM »

TRUMP
Your powers are weak, old man. Very low energy, sad! *makes some weird hand gestures*

BIDEN
Now listen here, Jack. You can't win. If you try this
malarkey on me, I shall become more powerful
than you can possibly imagine.

Stro · « **Reply #7532 on:** January 18, 2021, 11:17:07 AM »

Nintex has infected another

benjipwns · « **Reply #7533 on:** January 18, 2021, 11:33:40 AM »

https://twitter.com/EricRWeinstein/status/1350907286500229121

Rufus · « **Reply #7534 on:** January 18, 2021, 11:44:31 AM »

The last bastion of truth: podcasting.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #7535 on:** January 18, 2021, 11:47:44 AM »

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Try to shut down Independent long-form podcasting & watch what happens to your civilization.

This is just like what happen to Babylonia.

Stro · « **Reply #7536 on:** January 18, 2021, 11:48:10 AM »

Society has improved so much since the advent of podcasts tho

Rufus · « **Reply #7537 on:** January 18, 2021, 11:50:25 AM »

Says something like that after sharing a clickbait story from the NY Post...

It's a tough business, carrying civilization on your shoulders.

Piss Benoit · « **Reply #7538 on:** January 18, 2021, 11:59:44 AM »

we'd have all gone feral and would be eating our own shit if it wasn't for

naff · « **Reply #7539 on:** January 18, 2021, 07:06:54 PM »

lol, yes. love to see weinstein being a fucking idiot.

i saw ariel pink had liked a bunch of his and scott adams tweets before he closed his twitter account

love a lot of ariel's music, but i think he's gone beyond being a simple troll and actually got the brain worms lately.