Author Topic: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo (Read 687552 times)

Transhuman · « **Reply #7320 on:** April 25, 2023, 04:56:42 PM »

"Unfortunately in Texas, it's permitted for women to leave their husband" / "i'll be handling this throught the proper legal channels"
Oof

"It's not my kid's fault, it's not my wife's fault. Don't blame them"
Nobody was blaming them

"I love my wife, I didn't want this to happen" / "I picked wrong"
Sounds like she was the one who thinks she picked wrong

What a psycho.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #7321 on:** April 25, 2023, 05:38:40 PM »

Quote from: Transhuman on April 25, 2023, 04:56:42 PM

"It's not my kid's fault, it's not my wife's fault. Don't blame them"
Nobody was blaming them

https://twitter.com/SadiqoJN/status/1070995854272675840

team filler · « **Reply #7322 on:** April 25, 2023, 09:27:10 PM »

I wouldn't trust any woman who would marry that guy tbh

also wouldn't trust any kids who would claim him as their father

benjipwns · « **Reply #7323 on:** April 26, 2023, 05:59:05 AM »

The other tweeter is apparently Crowder's soon-to-be ex-wife's sister:
https://twitter.com/RealCandaceO/status/1650912552489041931
https://twitter.com/natsaystweets/status/1650958518378459136
https://twitter.com/natsaystweets/status/1650985639373058048

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #7324 on:** April 26, 2023, 03:22:36 PM »

I am shocked to hear Crowder was a terrible husband.

Transhuman · « **Reply #7325 on:** April 28, 2023, 12:40:51 AM »

I shit on him for being a lousy husband before it was cool (yesterday)

james · « **Reply #7326 on:** April 28, 2023, 01:21:05 AM »

How long has this thread existed

benjipwns · « **Reply #7327 on:** April 28, 2023, 01:34:23 AM »

Quote from: james on April 28, 2023, 01:21:05 AM

How long has this thread existed

It's the second one. Etoliate created the original, that's somewhere, to spread the good word of Jordan Peterson even as he refused to read the books, which others did in order to make fun of him.

edit: On second thought, I realized I may be confusing etoliate and Assimilate details. Or this happened twice.

HardcoreRetro · « **Reply #7328 on:** April 28, 2023, 05:06:29 AM »

I miss that guy. Where do I get my pictures of the holodomor now?

who is ted danson? · « **Reply #7329 on:** April 28, 2023, 04:32:53 PM »

https://www.reddit.com/r/Suburbanhell/comments/131t07l/the_steven_crowder_case_shows_how_the_design_of/

really makes you think

benjipwns · « **Reply #7330 on:** April 28, 2023, 05:34:36 PM »

Quote

sack-o-matic
6 hr. ago
The suburbs were literally built for white men to isolate their families so this tracks

Nintex · « **Reply #7331 on:** April 28, 2023, 06:23:47 PM »

https://twitter.com/scrowder/status/1652042182172221446

Breh

benjipwns · « **Reply #7332 on:** April 28, 2023, 06:52:48 PM »

Maybe don't play out your divorce in public?

Probably going to wish he took that multi-million offer from The Daily Wire that he thought was an insult.

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #7333 on:** April 28, 2023, 07:25:39 PM »

Nah that was a 5d chess move since his ex wife would’ve gotten 50%.

james · « **Reply #7334 on:** May 01, 2023, 08:26:54 PM »

https://twitter.com/TravisAllen02/status/1652042331565031424

benjipwns · « **Reply #7335 on:** May 08, 2023, 09:25:52 PM »

https://twitter.com/torriangray/status/1655384839326142464

Nintex · « **Reply #7336 on:** May 09, 2023, 12:37:25 PM »

https://twitter.com/Timcast/status/1655721487754485761

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #7337 on:** May 09, 2023, 12:50:51 PM »

Tim pool shit posting

Go back to crying about woke people being mean you soy biatch

Nintex · « **Reply #7338 on:** May 09, 2023, 01:17:43 PM »

He's apparently using Trump/Sonic memes to try and distract us from the fact that the Latinx White Supremacist Mass Shooter^TM was a big fan of his podcast.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #7339 on:** May 09, 2023, 06:47:24 PM »

Timmy shitposting is about as cringe as if Ben Shapiro or that Charlie Kirk dork got dripped out in Balenciaga

Nintex · « **Reply #7340 on:** May 10, 2023, 01:17:34 PM »

https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1656260594377408520

hey it's that guy

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #7341 on:** May 17, 2023, 02:43:07 PM »

Crowder got another YouTube strike for having Alex Jones host his show. One more strike and the deep state will delete him from the internet.

It’s war!!!

https://twitter.com/scrowder/status/1658666789847326721

BIONIC · « **Reply #7342 on:** May 17, 2023, 03:02:24 PM »

benjipwns · « **Reply #7343 on:** May 17, 2023, 09:17:21 PM »

The stakes have NEVER been higher.

benjipwns · « **Reply #7344 on:** May 23, 2023, 12:31:49 AM »

https://twitter.com/TimRobbins1/status/1659730197212479491

spoiler (click to show/hide)

https://twitter.com/DavidEvans9/status/1659783238716657666

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benjipwns · « **Reply #7345 on:** July 30, 2023, 01:51:52 AM »

I thought he had been trending into honorary member for some time and I think it's time to make it official:
https://twitter.com/mtracey/status/1684640084585304064
https://twitter.com/mtracey/status/1684647724933578752
https://twitter.com/mtracey/status/1684646755286003712
https://twitter.com/mtracey/status/1684652857021104128
https://twitter.com/mtracey/status/1685293797700169728
https://twitter.com/mtracey/status/1685310262872588289
https://twitter.com/mtracey/status/1685348167481483264

Nintex · « **Reply #7346 on:** July 30, 2023, 04:27:40 AM »

The allies won?

If you look at the reasons for starting the war and the current state of the world I would argue the Axis achieved more of their goals than the Allies did.

benjipwns · « **Reply #7347 on:** August 03, 2023, 03:12:47 AM »

https://twitter.com/alittleleader/status/1686563015095697408

benjipwns · « **Reply #7348 on:** August 03, 2023, 03:24:53 AM »

https://twitter.com/EverydayWarren/status/1686528168549564417

spoiler (click to show/hide)

https://twitter.com/Boze_rat/status/1686739039381057536

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Joe Molotov · « **Reply #7349 on:** August 03, 2023, 01:19:14 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on August 03, 2023, 03:12:47 AM

https://twitter.com/alittleleader/status/1686563015095697408

Can't believe I'm literally being charged with the murder law of 1492.

team filler · « **Reply #7350 on:** August 03, 2023, 01:21:41 PM »

can't believe I was banned under the history of history act of 2017!

Coax · « **Reply #7351 on:** August 04, 2023, 04:37:13 AM »

> You know what would be really crazy? If he raised a defense based on an Amendment ratified in 1791.

benjipwns · « **Reply #7352 on:** August 28, 2023, 02:19:34 PM »

https://twitter.com/DineshDSouza/status/1695100601586106626

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #7353 on:** August 29, 2023, 10:01:41 AM »

Dinesh "Yung Deezy" D'Souza spent a few months at a white collar resort, so he's an expert on urban culture now.

benjipwns · « **Reply #7354 on:** August 29, 2023, 07:55:35 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on August 29, 2023, 10:01:41 AM

Dinesh "Yung Deezy" D'Souza spent a few months at a white collar resort, so he's an expert on urban culture now.

benjipwns · « **Reply #7355 on:** September 08, 2023, 11:08:06 PM »

https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1699945245310337136

Nintex · « **Reply #7356 on:** September 09, 2023, 07:15:16 AM »

I have been in this war for a decade. I’ve come to the conclusion that they are finally giving up and that we are WINNING. We didn't want this war but they brought it to our doorstep.
Twitter was their Vietnam, they thought they had it after spending so much resources to control it but we went back in, emerged from the shadows and took it back leaving their glowie troll armies shattered, tired and destroyed.

Congratulations to all the gamergaters, musk simps, pepes, trumpers, patriots, brave mujahideen fighters, infowarriors, internet comedians, assadists, weebs, memers, cyber warriors and kanye west enjoyers out there fighting for our freedom.
We have won a great battle today but the war is not over yet.

Let's finish the fight.