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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6600 on: December 25, 2020, 12:25:43 AM »

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6601 on: December 25, 2020, 05:20:41 AM »
Only if he gets to wank off his son :rodney
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« Reply #6602 on: December 25, 2020, 05:53:31 AM »
We all know who's going to have Kevin on his podcast first

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"It's so weird Kevin, some people don't want me talking to you. I know you, you're a good guy. You made a mistake. We all do"

"Thanks Joe, I appreciate it"

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"Did I do what Joe? Be specific"

"Did you go to these weird parties Kevin with Bill Clinton. Like I'm hearing this weird shit man that you would hang out with Prince Andrew and cook spirits and shit"
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6603 on: December 25, 2020, 10:53:14 AM »
I didn't post it but Scott Adams had a series of tweets suggesting that THEY might start increasing the temperatures displayed on your phone to sell the Global Warming™ to the masses.

 :brain

https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1333140745134374914

https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1333158184941363202

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6604 on: December 25, 2020, 05:04:01 PM »
what if they fuck with the thermostats too :thinking

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6606 on: December 28, 2020, 04:45:13 PM »


The "smartest man in the world" has quite the Internet history. :dead
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6607 on: December 28, 2020, 04:57:22 PM »
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« Reply #6608 on: December 28, 2020, 04:57:51 PM »
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The "smartest man in the world" has quite the Internet history. :dead
But I thought Donald Trump was the smartest man in the world and the only one able to play chess in 4 dimensions?

I can't keep up with the plot anymore  :fbm
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6609 on: January 01, 2021, 05:22:57 AM »

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6610 on: January 01, 2021, 11:03:14 AM »
Really makes you think, doesn't it?

...maybe not.
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« Reply #6611 on: January 04, 2021, 01:41:52 PM »
https://mobile.twitter.com/realDailyWire/status/1345057214139047936


Their first film is **checks notes** Home Alone, but the main character is preventing a school shooting instead of a robbery.

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDailyWire/status/1346124235148722176

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« Reply #6612 on: January 04, 2021, 03:39:00 PM »
Red Letter Media, do your thing!
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« Reply #6613 on: January 04, 2021, 04:07:53 PM »
Has Ben Shapiro Just Accidentally Produced The Most Feminist Film Of The Year?

A headline possible coming to your favourite click bait site soon :doge
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6617 on: January 07, 2021, 08:15:06 PM »
lmao
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« Reply #6618 on: January 07, 2021, 08:56:09 PM »
Cure your hepatitis C with hep A fellas

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« Reply #6620 on: January 09, 2021, 08:57:19 AM »
https://twitter.com/mmfa/status/1347289605205356545
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And then the White House told me three days before, “We’re going to have you lead the march. The Secret Service -- before Trump finishes, 30 minutes before -- so we’ll lead you to a point, take you out of the front row and lead you to the place where they want you to start the march and Trump will tell people, ‘Go, and I’m going to meet you at the Capitol.’”
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« Reply #6621 on: January 09, 2021, 09:27:12 AM »
Everyone who marched through the Capitol got triple Patriot Points  :rejoice
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6624 on: January 14, 2021, 07:54:02 PM »
https://mobile.twitter.com/abughazalehkat/status/1349164892830490630

Everything I don't like is like slavery or the holocaust; except for actual slavery, which wasn't that bad, and the actual holocaust, which didn't happen.
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« Reply #6627 on: January 15, 2021, 07:39:04 PM »
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« Reply #6628 on: January 17, 2021, 04:43:44 PM »
Children’s Screen Time Has Soared in the Pandemic, Alarming Parents and Researchers

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The day after New Year’s, John Reichert of Boulder, Colo., had a heated argument with his 14-year-old son, James. “I’ve failed you as a father,” he told the boy despairingly.

During the long months of lockdowns and shuttered schools, Mr. Reichert, like many parents, overlooked the vastly increasing time that his son was spending on video games and social media. Now, James, who used to focus his free time on mountain biking and playing basketball, devotes nearly all of his leisure hours — about 40 a week — to Xbox and his phone. During their argument, he pleaded with his father not to restrict access, calling his phone his “whole life.”

“That was the tipping point. His whole life?” said Mr. Reichert, a technical administrator in the local sheriff’s office. “I’m not losing my son to this.”



https://www.nytimes.com/2021/01/16/health/covid-kids-tech-use.html


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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6630 on: January 17, 2021, 05:34:38 PM »
SHE'S GOING AGAINST GOD'S WILL!!!  >:(

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6631 on: January 17, 2021, 05:37:54 PM »

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6632 on: January 17, 2021, 07:13:36 PM »
https://twitter.com/SebGorka/status/1350956067774054400

"As Obi Wan Kenobi said to Darth Vader..."

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6633 on: January 17, 2021, 07:39:22 PM »
For as it says in the Good Book:

               The two powerful warriors stand motionless for a few moments
               with laser swords locked in mid-air, creating a low buzzing
               sound.

                                     VADER
                         Your powers are weak, old man.

                                     BEN
                         You can't win, Darth. If you strike
                         me down, I shall become more powerful
                         than you can possibly imagine.

               Their lightsabers continue to meet in combat.

               INT. DEATH STAR - MAIN FORWARD BAY

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6634 on: January 18, 2021, 10:28:51 AM »
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                         Your powers are weak, old man. Very low energy, sad! *makes some weird hand gestures*

                                     BIDEN
                         Now listen here, Jack. You can't win. If you try this   
                         malarkey on me, I shall become more powerful
                         than you can possibly imagine.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6636 on: January 18, 2021, 11:44:31 AM »
The last bastion of truth: podcasting. :rofl

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« Reply #6637 on: January 18, 2021, 11:47:44 AM »
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Try to shut down Independent long-form podcasting & watch what happens to your civilization.

This is just like what happen to Babylonia. :notlikethis
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6638 on: January 18, 2021, 11:50:25 AM »
Says something like that after sharing a clickbait story from the NY Post... :lol

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6639 on: January 18, 2021, 11:59:44 AM »
we'd have all gone feral and would be eating our own shit if it wasn't for :rogan

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6640 on: January 18, 2021, 07:06:54 PM »
lol, yes. love to see weinstein being a fucking idiot.

i saw ariel pink had liked a bunch of his and scott adams tweets before he closed his twitter account  :lol

love a lot of ariel's music, but i think he's gone beyond being a simple troll and actually got the brain worms lately.
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« Reply #6641 on: January 18, 2021, 07:27:26 PM »
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« Reply #6642 on: January 19, 2021, 09:49:09 AM »
Trump appears weakest right before he wins (read The Art of the Deal).
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« Reply #6643 on: January 19, 2021, 12:52:23 PM »
https://twitter.com/petehasabeard/status/1351295752845230081

People thinking it can't get worse than Trump  :hitler
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6644 on: January 19, 2021, 01:16:27 PM »
I want to do coke with them.

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« Reply #6645 on: January 19, 2021, 03:08:33 PM »
It's like a porn parody where the look-a-likes try too hard  :doge
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6646 on: January 21, 2021, 02:21:18 PM »


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« Reply #6648 on: January 22, 2021, 01:39:16 AM »



still miss her  :heart
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6649 on: January 22, 2021, 04:20:40 AM »
:pimp
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« Reply #6650 on: January 23, 2021, 04:08:28 PM »
Rolling Stone magazine is offering “thought leaders” the chance to write for its website if they are willing to pay $2,000 to “shape the future of culture”.

The storied magazine, which has published journalism by writers including Hunter S Thompson, Patti Smith and Tom Wolfe, approached would-be members of its new “Culture Council” by email, telling them that they had the chance to join “an invitation-only community for innovators, influencers and tastemakers”.

Emails seen by the Guardian suggest that those who pass a vetting process – and pay a $1,500 annual fee plus $500 up front – will “have the opportunity to publish original content to the Rolling Stone website”. It suggests that doing so “allows members to position themselves as thought leaders and share their expertise”.

That message is reinforced by the Council’s website, which, under the headline Get Published tells would-be members: “Being published in one of the best-known entertainment media outlets in the world sets you apart as a visionary, leader, and bold voice in your industry.”

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6651 on: January 23, 2021, 04:18:41 PM »
The people who I assume would potentially fit the bill can toss around money pretty willy nilly, so paying a couple grand to be constantly be in front of someone else's eyes (who doesn't follow you on Twitter already) is probably really cheap as far as a marketing budget is concerned.

I expect to see Will.I.Am. popping up.

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« Reply #6652 on: January 24, 2021, 07:50:21 AM »
So native advertising.  :isthis
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6654 on: January 24, 2021, 09:28:05 PM »
 :camby
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« Reply #6655 on: January 25, 2021, 04:37:12 PM »
seder got annihilated by my girl bri bri in a debate about #forcedavote  :lol

now jimmy dore gets to  :smug
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« Reply #6656 on: January 25, 2021, 10:35:50 PM »
So native advertising.  :isthis

But nearly for free essentially. I imagine some random Gibson advert in the magazine probably costs way more than 2K per issue.

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« Reply #6657 on: January 26, 2021, 10:36:09 PM »
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6659 on: January 27, 2021, 12:09:07 AM »
There's only room enough on this forum for one wank mom and that's Orb Mom.
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