Author Topic: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo (Read 787139 times)

Nintex · « **Reply #6720 on:** September 15, 2021, 07:34:54 PM »

https://twitter.com/JasonSCampbell/status/1438183743433420800

benjipwns · « **Reply #6721 on:** September 15, 2021, 08:05:45 PM »

https://twitter.com/JasonSCampbell/status/1438210125920186371

team filler · « **Reply #6722 on:** September 15, 2021, 08:11:40 PM »

how many beers did that king have to wash it all down

team filler · « **Reply #6723 on:** September 16, 2021, 07:26:03 PM »

benjipwns · « **Reply #6724 on:** September 16, 2021, 07:53:28 PM »

https://twitter.com/DineshDSouza/status/1438468418332680198

team filler · « **Reply #6725 on:** September 16, 2021, 08:22:51 PM »

real life

Nintex · « **Reply #6726 on:** September 20, 2021, 06:52:52 PM »

https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/1439694955656720387

They were right, the best is yet to come

benjipwns · « **Reply #6727 on:** September 20, 2021, 10:17:43 PM »

https://twitter.com/justinbaragona/status/1440107390813212672

team filler · « **Reply #6728 on:** September 20, 2021, 10:22:35 PM »

the amount of times you get vaxxed just going through the first 3 days of in-processing(think I got 9) then for deployment you get more and people scared

benjipwns · « **Reply #6729 on:** September 20, 2021, 11:08:06 PM »

this dude was in the marines

https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1440132088955478019

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #6730 on:** September 21, 2021, 10:10:48 AM »

benjipwns · « **Reply #6731 on:** September 22, 2021, 03:05:14 AM »

https://twitter.com/gregkellyusa/status/1440098876518645761

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #6732 on:** September 22, 2021, 04:28:54 AM »

lol that cuck definitely has his vax

benjipwns · « **Reply #6733 on:** September 23, 2021, 07:22:39 PM »

https://twitter.com/JasonSCampbell/status/1441112075351199744

team filler · « **Reply #6734 on:** September 23, 2021, 08:20:12 PM »

https://twitter.com/MikeKofiA/status/1441185143239045126

benjipwns · « **Reply #6735 on:** September 24, 2021, 12:18:32 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on September 22, 2021, 03:05:14 AM

https://twitter.com/gregkellyusa/status/1440098876518645761

https://twitter.com/gregkellyusa/status/1441099367696404488

benjipwns · « **Reply #6736 on:** September 29, 2021, 01:30:11 AM »

https://twitter.com/tomfriedman/status/1442998045365374978

Quote from: https://www.nytimes.com/2021/09/28/opinion/liz-cheney-democrats-democracy.html

At the end of our conversation, though, I could only shake my head and ask: Liz, how could there be only one of you?

She could only shake her head back.

Nintex · « **Reply #6737 on:** September 29, 2021, 03:50:17 AM »

Primary Liz against Trump

Nintex · « **Reply #6738 on:** September 29, 2021, 06:16:21 PM »

lmao "journalists"

https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/1443325746932502530

team filler · « **Reply #6739 on:** September 29, 2021, 09:08:16 PM »

https://twitter.com/TheAcherons/status/1443345654307332098

https://twitter.com/Cheerbitter/status/1443358746776846336

https://twitter.com/vampygoetia/status/1443351843443257351

Transhuman · « **Reply #6740 on:** September 29, 2021, 09:33:46 PM »

At my last job I had to talk to a girl in a call center in the Philippines, she seemed so friendly and sweet and innocent and she was talking about how she couldn't wait until the weekend cause she was going to see Magic Mike XL with her girlfriends and she started asking me about myself and giggling and being sort of flirty. Then she said tomorrow's election day and she's voting for Duterte because he's going to 'kill all the drug dealers'. I didn't see it coming at all.

team filler · « **Reply #6741 on:** September 29, 2021, 09:37:00 PM »

team filler · « **Reply #6742 on:** September 29, 2021, 11:28:00 PM »

https://twitter.com/andrewneville/status/1443377679538049027

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #6743 on:** September 30, 2021, 04:29:13 AM »

I thought it was gonna be a parody of that scene from the newsroom

team filler · « **Reply #6744 on:** September 30, 2021, 01:33:43 PM »

https://twitter.com/StopAntisemites/status/1443018128552833024

Nintex · « **Reply #6745 on:** September 30, 2021, 02:23:36 PM »

You think they use ZOOM or Teams?

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #6746 on:** September 30, 2021, 02:52:29 PM »

I'd give it a 2% chance this isnt the the world's laziest FBI op

benjipwns · « **Reply #6747 on:** October 01, 2021, 12:34:56 AM »

benjipwns · « **Reply #6748 on:** October 01, 2021, 04:15:53 AM »

https://twitter.com/DineshDSouza/status/1443625163497615368

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #6749 on:** October 01, 2021, 07:32:35 PM »

https://twitter.com/cenkuygur/status/1443646842932056066

Nintex · « **Reply #6750 on:** October 01, 2021, 08:04:00 PM »

"Jamie scroll up... there it is... no scroll down... zoom... wait go back a bit..... Look that guy was talking shit about me, from those... what are they called the Young Arabs or some shit, can you believe it"

"He's a real piece of work Joe. You know that special force they have in Turkey, those real bad ass dudes that kill the qurds for sport?"

"You mean the gray wolves, yeah I know about them.. what's that Jamie, the young turks? No it was the arabs. I'm pretty sure it was the arabs. but they're not a special force they're more like loyal followers of Erdostan right?"

"Yeah, those guys, he's actually a member. It's some occult ottoman shit. I fought those arabs multiple times. And let me tell ya, I don't easily get scared but that dude scares the hell out of me."

"I can take him, easy. I don't care if he's a gray wolf, Mossad or a Russian agent, I'll take him Alex. I've beaten COVID, I'm fucking invincible, this nerd has nothing on me"

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #6751 on:** October 02, 2021, 07:11:43 PM »

You hate to see it folks.

https://mobile.twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1444381453089968136

Nintex · « **Reply #6752 on:** October 02, 2021, 07:41:31 PM »

I sure hope those RINO's at Fox are paying Mike to air his ads.

Nintex · « **Reply #6753 on:** October 04, 2021, 05:37:37 PM »

https://twitter.com/jonvoight/status/1444451322149937152

benjipwns · « **Reply #6754 on:** October 08, 2021, 07:12:09 PM »

https://twitter.com/JasonSCampbell/status/1446529035836825631

benjipwns · « **Reply #6755 on:** October 08, 2021, 11:57:21 PM »

https://twitter.com/RealCandaceO/status/1446181096517947395

benjipwns · « **Reply #6756 on:** October 10, 2021, 04:04:54 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on October 08, 2021, 07:12:09 PM

https://twitter.com/JasonSCampbell/status/1446529035836825631

Quote from: https://frenchpress.thedispatch.com/p/its-time-for-a-better-and-smarter

It’s Time for a Better and Smarter Alliance Against Porn
Feminists and Evangelicals united once; they can unite again.

Last month I read a story that gave me a surge of cultural hope. No, strike that. It gave me another surge of cultural hope. And it made me ask a key question that afflicts more homes and more hearts than virtually any political issue that dominates the news. Is America ready for a culture change on pornography?

And that leads to a second question. Is America ready for a new alliance between feminists and Evangelicals, between left and right, to achieve that change?

...

I want you to notice a few things from the reports above. First, they’re all from mainstream media outlets. The rising alarm at abuse and predation in the porn industry isn’t coming exclusively from conservative religious Americans. Second, the most effective remedies so far are coming from the “woke” corporations that so many conservatives love to hate. And third, the harms of porn outlined above aren’t just objective (involving concrete violations of legal rights), they’re also subjective, degrading and damaging the way in which women experience the world.

So what now? It’s time to remember an old alliance, to learn from its mistakes, and to understand its possibilities.

benjipwns · « **Reply #6757 on:** October 10, 2021, 09:59:27 PM »

https://twitter.com/gregkellyusa/status/1446109359801610242

chronovore · « **Reply #6758 on:** October 10, 2021, 11:04:47 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on September 30, 2021, 02:23:36 PM

You think they use ZOOM or Teams?

sKKKype

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #6759 on:** October 11, 2021, 10:37:24 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on October 10, 2021, 09:59:27 PM

https://twitter.com/gregkellyusa/status/1446109359801610242

He cancelled all his tour dates in 2020 and 2021, seems like the Beeber fad is over.

benjipwns · « **Reply #6760 on:** October 13, 2021, 03:29:46 AM »

https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1447698154376269825

https://twitter.com/RubinReport/status/1448115939090649089

Almost exactly one day apart:
https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1448029345579216896
https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1447646299583619079

T234 · « **Reply #6761 on:** October 13, 2021, 06:57:13 PM »

Benji, you are posting like a goddamn Dollar Tree version of Wario64 from 2007 who dreams about being able to afford escort services.

Only instead of posting something useful like Videogame News or Pornography, you post Regurgitated Textual Diarrhea From The Red Human Centipede Known As MAGA.

Also, what happened to the rule where politics is ONLY allowed in the politics thread?

Transhuman · « **Reply #6762 on:** October 13, 2021, 07:23:19 PM »

There's politics and then there's "politics" and this is the latter.

BIONIC · « **Reply #6763 on:** October 13, 2021, 07:53:10 PM »

Rules on the bore

T234 · « **Reply #6764 on:** October 14, 2021, 12:19:08 AM »

Quote from: BIONIC on October 13, 2021, 07:53:10 PM

Rules on the bore

It is true that, a long time ago on the Bore, there were only two rules:

Suns Out, Guns Out

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

But the Mandark/TA war played out all over the front page to where it was unreadable, and so the First Politics Megathread was titled "POLITICS GO HERE AND NOWHERE ELSE OR GTFO". Demi was not fucking around_TM . AND IT WAS MOTHERFUCKING GLORIOUS

benjipwns · « **Reply #6765 on:** October 14, 2021, 01:53:06 PM »

Quote from: T234 on October 13, 2021, 06:57:13 PM

Benji, you are posting like a goddamn Dollar Tree version of Wario64 from 2007 who dreams about being able to afford escort services.

Only instead of posting something useful like Videogame News or Pornography, you post Regurgitated Textual Diarrhea From The Red Human Centipede Known As MAGA.

Also, what happened to the rule where politics is ONLY allowed in the politics thread?

This complaint is voiced a lot but nobody ever defines "wank dad" in a way that filters out stupid pundits.

Nintex · « **Reply #6766 on:** October 14, 2021, 01:58:29 PM »

Mandark is a coward

Benji is the goat

https://twitter.com/DailyCaller/status/1448701562390552584

T234 · « **Reply #6767 on:** October 15, 2021, 01:47:29 AM »

Quote from: Nintex on October 14, 2021, 01:58:29 PM

Mandark is a LEGEND

Benji can't even beat either one of those jobbers Malek or Willco, much less somebody actually good like Beezy or Dynamite Shikoku.

Tauntaun is the G.O.A.T.