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Author Topic: Should Assy McGee be banned for a week to give him time to read a Daddy P book?  (Read 51592 times)

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TVC15

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I also moved a pile of garbage and I must have uncovered something (that I can not locate) that smells like rotting fruit.
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I have no idea why anyone would care about Peterson. Either way.

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Ugh, I just found something so disgusting in my apartment that the smell made me force myself to throw up and I’m not even 100% what it is.

I would just move out, just in case. Or kinda section off that part of your apartment and never come near it again. Then when whatever thing it is gains self-awareness and starts speaking to you, you could just fuck it.
What’s the age of consent for room-waste golems?
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TVC15

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Ugh, I just found something so disgusting in my apartment that the smell made me force myself to throw up and I’m not even 100% what it is.

I would just move out, just in case. Or kinda section off that part of your apartment and never come near it again. Then when whatever thing it is gains self-awareness and starts speaking to you, you could just fuck it.
What’s the age of consent for room-waste golems?

If it’s made from the meat/remains of more than one animal, do all of their ages come into account?
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TVC15

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Fuck it. I guess I’m not getting out of bed again today. Fuck life. Fuck the world.
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You got a kickin new job, wtf is wrong this time?
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TVC15

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Just really depressed. It’s getting harder and harder to motivate myself to keep trying. I don’t want to mope too much in Assy’s thread.
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shosta

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What's the last thing that actually did make you happy?
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TVC15

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Probably ecstasy.

For real, I don’t think I’ve been happy since my early 20s, maybe earlier. What does happy even mean here?
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Having enough distractions that you temporarily don't despise your existence and crave release from it all. You can be sad in the spaces in between, but the key to not killing yourself is to give yourself enough interesting stuff to do and indulge in your negative emotionality just sparingly enough that it doesn't bottle up.
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For real, I don’t think I’ve been happy since my early 20s, maybe earlier. What does happy even mean here?

I know that feeling, for real. It sucks.

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Just really depressed. It’s getting harder and harder to motivate myself to keep trying. I don’t want to mope too much in Assy’s thread.

Sorry TVC     :-\
« Last Edit: July 04, 2018, 06:02:44 PM by agrajag »

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Having enough distractions that you temporarily don't despise your existence and crave release from it all. You can be sad in the spaces in between, but the key to not killing yourself is to give yourself enough interesting stuff to do and indulge in your negative emotionality just sparingly enough that it doesn't bottle up.

There aren’t many things I find interesting or engaging, but that’s the strategy I’ve always tried to employ. It’s just getting old and I guess not working anymore. The job being an enormous stressor and being stuck in it don’t help. I have some chronic pain problems in my hands that have kicked in over the past year, and it’s also I believe having a significant effect on my mood.

I’m going to shut my eyes and see if I can nap. If I don’t immediately respond to what you say next, it’s not because I don’t appreciate what you’re saying.
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There aren’t many things I find interesting or engaging, but that’s the strategy I’ve always tried to employ. It’s just getting old and I guess not working anymore. The job being an enormous stressor and being stuck in it don’t help. I have some chronic pain problems in my hands that have kicked in over the past year, and it’s also I believe having a significant effect on my mood.
Haven't you found a hobby you really enjoy yet? You could get back into writing, if your arthritis can take it.
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I’m going to shut my eyes and see if I can nap. If I don’t immediately respond to what you say next, it’s not because I don’t appreciate what you’re saying.
I never care if you do or don't. Your wellness is irrelevant to me.
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TVC15

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There aren’t many things I find interesting or engaging, but that’s the strategy I’ve always tried to employ. It’s just getting old and I guess not working anymore. The job being an enormous stressor and being stuck in it don’t help. I have some chronic pain problems in my hands that have kicked in over the past year, and it’s also I believe having a significant effect on my mood.
Haven't you found a hobby you really enjoy yet? You could get back into writing, if your arthritis can take it.
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I’m going to shut my eyes and see if I can nap. If I don’t immediately respond to what you say next, it’s not because I don’t appreciate what you’re saying.
I never care if you do or don't. Your wellness is irrelevant to me.

I was trying to be polite to you because I regret how I treated you in the past. Now I feel like a chump.
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If I were nice to you, you'd just rebuff me again anyway. I adjudicate based on prior experiences.
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Wtf my fat fingers pressed the wrong smoji.  :-\

agrajag

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This thread should be about salvaging Shosta and White Man's strained relationship now.

Is there a Daddy P chapter we could turn to for guidance? How would lobsters handle this situation?

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If I were nice to you, you'd just rebuff me again anyway. I adjudicate based on prior experiences.

I’ve been putting in an effort to be nice to you or leave you alone. I can’t guarantee I wouldn’t go dick on you again, but I’ve been trying.

Anyway, I’ll commemorate this event by blocking you. You blocking/threatening to block me is what made me decide to try to be nicer to you—I felt bad for making you feel bad. I’ll see you sometime in the future.

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You aren't actually offended by someone jokingly threatening to block you over previously incessant murder porn posting. In fact I know you aren't because the only reason you'd post that is for the reactions, anyway. You live off of negative energy. Truthfully, I hope this interaction was everything you subconsciously wanted it to be and I hope I did my part in making you a little happier today.
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TVC15

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You aren't actually offended by someone jokingly threatening to block you over previously incessant murder porn posting. In fact I know you aren't because the only reason you'd post that is for the reactions, anyway. You live off of negative energy. Truthfully, I hope this interaction was everything you subconsciously wanted it to be and I hope I did my part in making you a little happier today.

I wasn’t offended—it just made me reevaluate how I’d been treating someone I liked, and I adjusted my behavior.

If you want to chat and iron things out, send me a PM. I’d rather not leave things like this, but I’d rather not talk about it publicly.
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Nice to see Daddy P's teachings help TVC work out his issues.

Just remember the context: I was trying to better my relationship with Kris, and his conservative nature made him believe I couldn’t change.

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thats a joke, Kris. No offense intended
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TVC is a sensitive sweetheart underneath his nihilism  :heartbeat :heartbeat

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TVC is a sensitive sweetheart underneath his nihilism  :heartbeat :heartbeat

Eh, he did the one thing that really gets to me. Or one of the few, I guess.
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Starlords before soccers

Starlord is one of the worst parts of the MCU
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agrajag

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Can you two at least not be at each others' throats on this special day commemorating European colonialism and the brutal slaughter and subjugation of native inhabitants?

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TVC is a teddy bear. An uncouth, vomiting teddy bear with a penchant for debauchery, but a teddy bear none the less.

He's Seth MacFarlane's sidekick?  ???

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Can you two at least not be at each others' throats on this special day commemorating European colonialism and the brutal slaughter and subjugation of native inhabitants?

Every time I saw an article about July 4th today, I just thought of how much more awesome the French Revolution was. America was really a piece of garbage right from the get go.
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Someone recap this TVC/Stost thing since I'm stoned and lazy.

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TVC15

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Take me back, filler. I was wrong to abandon you.
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agrajag

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TVC do not be seduced by the rush of filler's empty likes, the high is temporary. He cannot give you real love like only Shosta can
« Last Edit: July 04, 2018, 08:07:25 PM by agrajag »

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TVC do not be tempted by the rush of filler's empty likes, the high is temporary. He cannot give you real love like only Shosta can
Filler's like meth. I'm like your fat girlfriend on her permaperiod.
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Do not become addicted to filler likes, they will take hold of you and you will resent their absence.

TVC15

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Do not become addicted to filler likes, they will take hold of you and you will resent their absence.

Life is empty. I know they say you can’t live on filler and moblin likes alone, but if they’re all you’ve got, the only option you have is to try.
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TVC, have you considered LSD? There's a few therapy spots you can go to that do psychedelic treatment. I've heard it really works.

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You mean Ketamine. And that shit is expensive if you do it the "legal" (read: under "studies" since it's not legal-legal) way. Like $600 for 2-weeks of relief, if that.

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You mean Ketamine. And that shit is expensive if you do it the "legal" (read: under "studies" since it's not legal-legal) way. Like $600 for 2-weeks of relief, if that.
no that's not what i mean.


TVC15

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I’ve doe MDMA therapy before.
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try microdosing lsd
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TVC15

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try microdosing lsd

I wouldn’t waste LSD like that. I respect it too much.

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this just came in the other day. Fuck JDaddy. Owsley  4 lyf

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« Last Edit: July 04, 2018, 08:57:45 PM by TVC 15 »
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How much for two weeks worth of filler likes?
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TVC15

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How much for two weeks worth of filler likes?

Your dignity.
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That’s pretty cheap.
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I'll give you two weeks worth of likes for the price of some cheap animu porn game on Steam.
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I like that

#likeeveryTVCpostfortwoweeks


TVC15

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I'll give you two weeks worth of likes for the price of some cheap animu porn game on Steam.

Give me a way to get them for you. Can you gift shit on Steam? I can just send you money through PayPal if you want to pm me an email addy.
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Can you gift shit on Steam?

Yes, at check-out, "purchase as a gift."

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Cmon, Rumbler, you bitch.
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try microdosing lsd

I wouldn’t waste LSD like that. I respect it too much.

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this just came in the other day. Fuck JDaddy. Owsley  4 lyf

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try microdosing BBC
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TVC15

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Hmm, is the Black Stallion around?
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try microdosing lsd

I wouldn’t waste LSD like that. I respect it too much.

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this just came in the other day. Fuck JDaddy. Owsley  4 lyf

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try microdosing BBC
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Tee hee, I evened up the voting. Political gridlock shall now ensue.

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mods pls remove my vote from the no column I need more time to think it over/be bribed

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I'll move my vote over to yes if one of you can get me unbanned on neogaf. I will guarantee 5 yes votes for whomever can get nudemac unbanned and in the mod race on orange gaf.

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  Hot takes hot takes and more hot takes.

"I read 15 pages and have a full grasp of the entirety of this book and it's author"  Imagine being so woke, so intelligent, that you can figure everything out in a few pages.

You can spot bad writing in the first paragraph of a book.

The fact that his introduction doesn't serve to ease you into his theory, but is instead some anecdotes about his childhood. "I was deep into the Cold War and it gave me nightmares so bad I wanted to commit suicide. Thankfully I found my lord and saviour Carl Jung."

Then it goes straight to mysticism in chapter 1. How life is built up out of the holy trinity. Mother nature, Father culture, I don't remember what the son stands for but by that point I completely stopped caring.

I also never said I had a grasp of the entire book. I wouldn't have mentioned I only read 15 pages otherwise.

Also, stop using the word hot take, makes you seem like one of the REE-tards you like incoherently screaming about.