Author Topic: nfL BIAAAAAAAAAAATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aia warned us :stahp (Read 110791 times)

Ghoul · « **Reply #1200 on:** January 19, 2020, 06:51:58 PM »

I hate the chiefs so much. But they’ll most likely beat 49ers or Packers, as long as they let them have a +10 point head start

Tripon · « **Reply #1201 on:** January 19, 2020, 07:21:15 PM »

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1218981489448275975

Rman · « **Reply #1202 on:** January 19, 2020, 07:22:14 PM »

Packers look awful.

EchoRin · « **Reply #1203 on:** January 19, 2020, 07:30:16 PM »

Muh cheeseheads $:-\$

BisMarckie · « **Reply #1204 on:** January 19, 2020, 07:49:41 PM »

Chiefs and 49ers win.

We all lose.

Tripon · « **Reply #1205 on:** January 19, 2020, 07:54:50 PM »

Who gets to wear Red for the the Superbowl?

EchoRin · « **Reply #1206 on:** January 19, 2020, 07:59:24 PM »

Quote from: Tripon on January 19, 2020, 07:54:50 PM

Who gets to wear Red for the the Superbowl?

Home team gets to choose their jersey colors. Last year it was the NFC. They always rotate conferences. So the Chiefs get to make the call.

Akala · « **Reply #1207 on:** January 19, 2020, 08:42:17 PM »

Green Bay caught up to themselves.

team filler · « **Reply #1208 on:** January 19, 2020, 09:56:45 PM »

barf bowl comin up!

team filler · « **Reply #1209 on:** January 19, 2020, 09:58:47 PM »

better the queefs and whiners both make it this year and not when the superb owl is hosted in the new raider stadium in vegas

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1210 on:** January 19, 2020, 10:07:40 PM »

https://twitter.com/BarstoolBigCat/status/1219057913546858496

team filler · « **Reply #1211 on:** January 19, 2020, 10:24:24 PM »

he's a fan of the refs

EchoRin · « **Reply #1212 on:** January 19, 2020, 10:44:47 PM »

I also saw Barry Bonds for a minute when they were showing the Packers coach hugging his bro or someone before the game. He wasn't wearing any hat on his juiced head.

Tripon · « **Reply #1213 on:** January 19, 2020, 10:48:42 PM »

Quote from: EchoRin on January 19, 2020, 10:44:47 PM

I also saw Barry Bonds for a minute when they were showing the Packers coach hugging his bro or someone before the game. He wasn't wearing any hat on his juiced head.

Current Barry Bonds is a pretty skinny guy.

https://twitter.com/p_lo/status/1219095735301369857

Tripon · « **Reply #1214 on:** January 19, 2020, 10:53:52 PM »

https://twitter.com/ESPNNFL/status/1219088019472502789
https://twitter.com/YaB0iMaCoy/status/1219084715539476482

team filler · « **Reply #1215 on:** January 20, 2020, 02:23:10 AM »

https://twitter.com/AndyVsTheWorId/status/1219047380923953154

Ghoul · « **Reply #1216 on:** January 20, 2020, 04:36:06 AM »

dunno if the game or the half time show will be the worst part this year.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #1217 on:** January 20, 2020, 01:11:18 PM »

I'm just happy two good teams are in there. Both teams have looked like one of the best teams all season long.

It's better than those years where teams like Atlanta or Carolina sneak in and you're wondering what the hell?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1218 on:** January 20, 2020, 01:44:24 PM »

team filler · « **Reply #1219 on:** January 20, 2020, 09:40:43 PM »

Quote from: Kara on January 19, 2020, 06:16:33 PM

This can't be life.

https://twitter.com/LuridRaider/status/1219399995046219776

Kara · « **Reply #1220 on:** January 20, 2020, 10:17:41 PM »

BAD VIBES

EchoRin · « **Reply #1221 on:** January 21, 2020, 01:00:05 AM »

The main bad vibe I get is that they still do a tomahawk chop

Ghoul · « **Reply #1222 on:** January 21, 2020, 05:45:12 AM »

So watched the second episode of the Hernandez documentary:

spoiler (click to show/hide)

So basically what the fuck is going on with the high school guy? Like he shows up and is like "Yeah he was gay with me" then his dad is also like "Yeah the dude loved my sons dick"
It's absolutely wild that this is even coming anywhere into the conversation, the dude murdered three people and all they can talk about is "Well he sure loved to suck a dick" good grief, the fact that they also went on and said that his fiance is a beard, like holy shit brehs, he's not gonna fuck you, quit being so thirsty, also the fact he shot the other dude in the face and he survived is crazy. him calling after surgery like "Surprise bitch, bet you thought you'd never see me again" His mum is also a cunt, "Gimme one million" Nope you're a bitch hoe.

[close]

team filler · « **Reply #1223 on:** January 21, 2020, 03:49:55 PM »

https://twitter.com/mickakers/status/1219680502212227073

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1224 on:** January 21, 2020, 03:51:00 PM »

#latestagesomething

nachobro · « **Reply #1225 on:** January 21, 2020, 04:06:08 PM »

i hope goodell falls in the water

EchoRin · « **Reply #1226 on:** January 21, 2020, 05:30:33 PM »

Ghoul - you are a Lions fan (along with the dude that has the crying Jordan face. Sorry I don't remember your username). What is the most realistic pick for the Lions this draft?

BisMarckie · « **Reply #1227 on:** January 21, 2020, 05:37:13 PM »

PD annihilated

nachobro · « **Reply #1228 on:** January 21, 2020, 05:39:24 PM »

Quote from: EchoRin on January 21, 2020, 05:30:33 PM

What is the most realistic pick for the Lions this draft?

another L

nachobro · « **Reply #1229 on:** January 21, 2020, 06:20:24 PM »

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/every-nfl-teams-projected-2020-starting-qb-where-tom-brady-could-land-and-what-it-means-for-the-other-31/

BisMarckie · « **Reply #1230 on:** January 21, 2020, 06:22:31 PM »

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Chicago Bears – Andy Dalton

I would trade Trubisky for Carr in a heartbeat btw. $:-\$

nachobro · « **Reply #1231 on:** January 21, 2020, 06:23:37 PM »

these are some pretty terrible projections

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Retired – Eli Manning

well maybe not all bad

team filler · « **Reply #1232 on:** January 21, 2020, 06:28:12 PM »

Quote from: EchoRin on January 21, 2020, 05:30:33 PM

Ghoul - you are a Lions fan (along with the dude that has the crying Jordan face. Sorry I don't remember your username). What is the most realistic pick for the Lions this draft?

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #1233 on:** January 21, 2020, 07:45:46 PM »

i actually really like bridgewater in new england

team filler · « **Reply #1234 on:** January 21, 2020, 09:20:06 PM »

https://twitter.com/Carrlights/status/1219654117993390087

atra

Ghoul · « **Reply #1235 on:** January 22, 2020, 05:21:56 AM »

Quote from: EchoRin on January 21, 2020, 05:30:33 PM

Ghoul - you are a Lions fan (along with the dude that has the crying Jordan face. Sorry I don't remember your username). What is the most realistic pick for the Lions this draft?

Dude it’s the lions, I couldn’t tell you before they do it. They do fucking weird things. I would expect a WR but I just have no idea, knowing them they’ll draft another fraud running back.

EchoRin · « **Reply #1236 on:** January 22, 2020, 05:21:23 PM »

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/aaron-rodgers-opens-religion-danica-200501823.html

nice.

Edit: oh and Eli retired

team filler · « **Reply #1237 on:** January 22, 2020, 08:41:23 PM »

godgers

team filler · « **Reply #1238 on:** January 22, 2020, 10:43:24 PM »

https://twitter.com/Raiders/status/1220121684998406145

$:-\$

team filler · « **Reply #1239 on:** January 24, 2020, 03:26:44 AM »

https://twitter.com/1053SS/status/1220395881951846408

I remember that stupid look on his face, someone really gonna pay coop 18-19 mil a year to be disinterested

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1240 on:** January 24, 2020, 01:18:54 PM »

How dare he disrespect the sanctity of the Pro Bowl.

team filler · « **Reply #1241 on:** January 24, 2020, 05:33:26 PM »

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1220724744833597446

the saints are pedophiles

I guess we should have known

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1242 on:** January 27, 2020, 04:31:57 PM »

https://twitter.com/len0killer/status/1221599168336138240

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #1243 on:** January 27, 2020, 05:01:16 PM »

I feel like this SB is going to be determined by the first half. Whoever gets the early lead is going to win.

bluemax · « **Reply #1244 on:** January 28, 2020, 12:14:41 AM »

Quote from: nachobro on January 21, 2020, 06:20:24 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/every-nfl-teams-projected-2020-starting-qb-where-tom-brady-could-land-and-what-it-means-for-the-other-31/

Why is the media so thirsty for Tom Brady to go to the Chargers?

Quote from: ToxicAdam on January 27, 2020, 05:01:16 PM

I feel like this SB is going to be determined by the first half. Whoever gets the early lead is going to win.

Disagree, the Chiefs have overcome 10+ point deficits multiple times in the playoffs. They have the fire power to come back on anyone.

SF on the other hand... I don't think Jimmy FG is the kind of QB you want leading you back when you're down big.

bluemax · « **Reply #1245 on:** January 28, 2020, 12:24:51 AM »

BTW if you're into machine learning/data science etc, the results of the NFL Big Data bowl are out. You can read about the winners here:

https://operations.nfl.com/stats-central/stats-articles/what-the-top-predictions-looked-like-in-the-nfls-big-data-bowl/

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The goal of the Kaggle contest was to predict where every ball carrier would end up on a handoff play. Participants were given several characteristics of the play, including the NFL’s Next Gen Stats, and game and play traits such as the down, distance, starting yard line and which players are on the field.

Essentially it is math that shows that who the ball carrier is has little bearing on the outcome of any given hand off in the NFL.

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By and large, The Zoo’s predictions reflected what eventually happened on 2019 carries. For example, there were precisely five carries where The Zoo’s model predicted that the most likely yardage gained would be 20 yards — on those carries, the ball carriers averaged 19.2 yards. The Zoo’s most common yardage prediction was four yards, and of the 1,543 carries where four yards was the prediction, ball carriers averaged 3.98 yards.

Predicting football outcomes is challenging, and the predictions made as part of the Big Data Bowl were no different. The Zoo’s most likely rushing distance on each play was an exact match on only 17.6% of plays, which means that more than four out of every five times, the offenses over or underperformed expectations. But being able to better understand what goes into successful plays — separating Patterson’s carry from Mostert’s, for example — gives us deeper insight into what drives ball carrier success.

It also shows that the outcome of running plays is kind of unpredictable!

Tripon · « **Reply #1246 on:** February 02, 2020, 12:24:55 PM »

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1224019742081671175

Is this the Brady Rule?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1247 on:** February 02, 2020, 12:26:45 PM »

Tom Brady? More like (((Tom Raidy))).

Ghoul · « **Reply #1248 on:** February 02, 2020, 12:31:43 PM »

Sources close to Brady aka filler wrote that article

nachobro · « **Reply #1249 on:** February 02, 2020, 12:53:13 PM »

yeah the raiders and every other team in the league.

Ghoul · « **Reply #1250 on:** February 02, 2020, 01:42:49 PM »

Who we betting on tonight?! I put a 20 on chiefs so 49ers clearly gonna win now

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #1251 on:** February 02, 2020, 01:44:27 PM »

I’m backing da queefs

thetylerrob · « **Reply #1252 on:** February 02, 2020, 03:03:28 PM »

Reeeeeeeeeeed kangdommmmmmm!

Ghoul · « **Reply #1253 on:** February 02, 2020, 04:03:56 PM »

Welp I got an extra 0 on my bet so I’m 200 on for chiefs

400 if they win pray for me!

Ghoul · « **Reply #1254 on:** February 02, 2020, 05:59:01 PM »

Imagine having to stay awake to stay until 5am fuck you time zones

Ghoul · « **Reply #1255 on:** February 02, 2020, 06:56:20 PM »

U.K. commentators are distinguished mentally-challenged

team filler · « **Reply #1256 on:** February 02, 2020, 06:57:45 PM »

the trump commercial

Nuitangg · « **Reply #1257 on:** February 02, 2020, 06:58:42 PM »

Ghoul · « **Reply #1258 on:** February 02, 2020, 07:10:28 PM »

Quote from: filler on February 02, 2020, 06:57:45 PM

the trump commercial

No commercials here just terrible commentary

EchoRin · « **Reply #1259 on:** February 02, 2020, 07:14:50 PM »

Tom Brady trolled everyone lol

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