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Assimilate

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« on: August 17, 2018, 01:02:34 AM »
Today was a sort of awakening. After a long talk with some old friends in group chat i realized how negative my hometown was/is. People can be really nasty for no apparent reason at all. It made me remember why I got away from that crowd.

So i began to reflect- Have i been negative lately?  :thinking

Some may say i have. And so today I will begin a journey to *Zenfulness*

There will be a new Assimilate on Thebore from now on.

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« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2018, 01:04:21 AM »
 :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice
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« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2018, 01:05:12 AM »
lol
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« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2018, 01:07:57 AM »
How old are you?

If youíre serious, I recommend looking into non-religious/mystical BS mantra meditation.
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« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2018, 01:08:39 AM »
A ZEN STORY
by Camden Benares, The Count of Five
Headmaster, Camp Meeker Cabal

A serious young man found the conflicts of mid 20th Century America confusing. He went to many people seeking a way of resolving within himself the discords that troubled him, but he remained troubled.

One night in a coffee house, a self-ordained Zen Master said to him, "go to the dilapidated mansion you will find at this address which I have written down for you. Do not speak to those who live there; you must remain silent until the moon rises tomorrow night. Go to the large room on the right of the main hallway, sit in the lotus position on top of the rubble in the northeast corner, face the corner, and meditate."

He did just as the Zen Master instructed. His meditation was frequently interrupted by worries. He worried whether or not the rest of the plumbing fixtures would fall from the second floor bathroom to join the pipes and other trash he was sitting on. He worried how would he know when the moon rose on the next night. He worried about what the people who walked through the room said about him.

His worrying and meditation were disturbed when, as if in a test of his faith, ordure fell from the second floor onto him. At that time two people walked into the room. The first asked the second who the man was sitting there was. The second replied "Some say he is a holy man. Others say he is a shithead."

Hearing this, the man was enlightened.

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Re: Zen
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2018, 01:30:50 AM »
This new pursuit of yours has probably less to do with zen and more to do with mindfulness.

Better late than never I suppose.  :doge

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Re: Zen
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2018, 01:32:33 AM »
lol
Thank you brother V for your support.

How old are you?

If youíre serious, I recommend looking into non-religious/mystical BS mantra meditation.
I've been looking into some meditation practices. I plan on incorporating one in my daily routine.

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Re: Zen
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2018, 01:34:00 AM »


:thinking

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Glen

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Re: Zen
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2018, 01:41:04 AM »
I donít think youíve been negative at all. Youíre one of the posters I enjoy reading most.

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Re: Zen
« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2018, 02:12:59 AM »
Assy Plinko: Coming Soon

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« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2018, 02:15:47 AM »
Worse then peak himu imho

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« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2018, 02:24:36 AM »
The man whom is too busy to meditate for 30 minutes, should meditate for 1 hour.
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« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2018, 08:02:54 AM »
I personally subscribe to

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« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2018, 08:05:58 AM »
I usually just watch porn, jerk off or fuck to get to my zen place.  Any other moment is basically just a buildup of slow frustration.  But you do you.

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« Reply #15 on: August 17, 2018, 08:30:19 AM »
So i began to reflect- Have i been negative lately?  :thinking
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« Reply #16 on: August 17, 2018, 09:00:37 AM »
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« Reply #17 on: August 17, 2018, 09:38:05 AM »
I donít think youíve been negative at all. Youíre one of the posters I enjoy reading most.

Assimilate, I was about to make a joke about Jack Remington at your expense, but Iím going to let it go and give you a chance since you say youíre trying to better yourself. I give everyone a chance. Sometimes too many chances.
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« Reply #18 on: August 17, 2018, 09:55:05 AM »
I usually just watch porn, jerk off or fuck to get to my zen place.  Any other moment is basically just a buildup of slow frustration.  But you do you.
But i find that this creates a vicious cycle rather than give you true peace. I tend to fuck as much as possible when i'm super stressed. Is it nice? Yes because i'm fucking like a bull but then nothing is resolved internally.

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« Reply #19 on: August 17, 2018, 10:04:45 AM »
Everything zen? I don't think so
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« Reply #20 on: August 17, 2018, 10:09:26 AM »
Zen and the Art of Taco Bell Menuhacking
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« Reply #21 on: August 17, 2018, 10:12:57 AM »
That moment when you realize that maybe the world is shit because you're a shit person  :thinking
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« Reply #22 on: August 17, 2018, 10:15:36 AM »
I usually just watch porn, jerk off or fuck to get to my zen place.  Any other moment is basically just a buildup of slow frustration.  But you do you.
But i find that this creates a vicious cycle rather than give you true peace. I tend to fuck as much as possible when i'm super stressed. Is it nice? Yes because i'm fucking like a bull but then nothing is resolved internally.
Oh.  I don't think I have anything internally to resolve.  I'm a pretty happy person.  I'm just turned like 95% of the day. 

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« Reply #23 on: August 17, 2018, 10:40:20 AM »
subscribed
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« Reply #24 on: August 17, 2018, 10:43:46 AM »
Good luck my dude, turning over a new leaf isn't easy

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« Reply #25 on: August 17, 2018, 10:24:30 PM »
That moment when you realize that maybe the world is shit because you're a shit person  :thinking
I welcome your insights but let's keep it positive  :doge

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« Reply #26 on: August 17, 2018, 10:30:42 PM »
Is it possible to short sell someone's journey of self-actualization?

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« Reply #27 on: August 17, 2018, 10:32:41 PM »
Is it possible to short sell someone's journey of self-actualization?
This is more about being positive in a world currently filled with nihilism and general negativity than self-actualization.  :-*

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« Reply #28 on: August 17, 2018, 10:47:19 PM »
Assy, this is pretty good content, continue

Mandark, your post almost made me choke on a vape hit and isnít very supportive; so while hilarious, I cannot like it.
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Re: Zen
« Reply #29 on: August 17, 2018, 10:51:12 PM »
Assy trying to make a face turn and you mark ass marks are buying it

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« Reply #30 on: August 17, 2018, 10:54:33 PM »
Assy, this is pretty good content, continue

Mandark, your post almost made me choke on a vape hit and isnít very supportive; so while hilarious, I cannot like it.

:mindblown :ohhh :six:

I -did- just choke on a vape hit. Did you send me your choke via the asstral plane?
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« Reply #31 on: August 17, 2018, 11:12:22 PM »
Maybe, I do aim to please
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« Reply #32 on: August 17, 2018, 11:13:05 PM »
Is it possible to short sell someone's journey of self-actualization?
dunno but i'm down for some side bets. i give it three weeks tops before he shits out another apoplectic screed about women or gays existing where half the words are spelled wrong

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« Reply #33 on: August 17, 2018, 11:16:21 PM »
namaste, stalker beaks  :lol
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« Reply #34 on: August 17, 2018, 11:41:11 PM »
Is it possible to short sell someone's journey of self-actualization?
dunno but i'm down for some side bets. i give it three weeks tops before he shits out another apoplectic screed about women or gays existing where half the words are spelled wrong
S.Beaks, i always cherish our talks but i'd like to clarify a few things real quick

1. I Love women. Totally love women. Maybe too much. This does not mean i must accept certain cultural agendas that are being pushed on society at the present time.
2. Never had anything against gays, ever. I have some close friends that are in fact gay or lesbian.
3. Not sure what i misspell, i'm sure it happens like with everyone, but if this upsets you i will do what i can to make sure i correct the very odd times i misspell or use improper grammar at odd hours of the morning. I would also like to point out i speak and write in 3 different languages, this can have an impact on my writing. But like i said i will try and please you.  Mr Beaks.  :heartbeat
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« Reply #35 on: August 17, 2018, 11:52:43 PM »
Is it possible to short sell someone's journey of self-actualization?
dunno but i'm down for some side bets. i give it three weeks tops before he shits out another apoplectic screed about women or gays existing where half the words are spelled wrong
S.Beaks, i always cherish our talks but i'd like to clarify a few things real quick

1. I Love women. Totally love women. Maybe too much. This does not mean i must accept certain cultural agendas that are being pushed on society at the present time.
2. Never had anything against gays, ever. I have some close friends that are in fact gay or lesbian.
3. Not sure what i misspell, i'm sure it happens like with everyone, but if this upsets you i will do what i can to make sure i correct the very odd times i misspell or use improper grammar at odd hours of the morning. I would also like to point out i speak and write in 3 different languages, this can have an impact on my writing. But like i said i will try and please you.  Mr Beaks.  :heartbeat

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« Reply #36 on: August 17, 2018, 11:58:44 PM »
Is it possible to short sell someone's journey of self-actualization?
dunno but i'm down for some side bets. i give it three weeks tops before he shits out another apoplectic screed about women or gays existing where half the words are spelled wrong
S.Beaks, i always cherish our talks but i'd like to clarify a few things real quick

1. I Love women. Totally love women. Maybe too much. This does not mean i must accept certain cultural agendas that are being pushed on society at the present time.
2. Never had anything against gays, ever. I have some close friends that are in fact gay or lesbian.
3. Not sure what i misspell, i'm sure it happens like with everyone, but if this upsets you i will do what i can to make sure i correct the very odd times i misspell or use improper grammar at odd hours of the morning.

I would also like to point out i speak and write in 3 different languages, this can have an impact on my writing. But like i said i will try and please you.  Mr Beaks.  :heartbeat

I just want to say that there are like 3.5ish jokes I want to crack about this post, but I'm not going to. Good luck, Assy.
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« Reply #37 on: August 17, 2018, 11:59:10 PM »

suck my dick you moron


Well that's not very nice B, you didn't say please. I'll have to decline.


I just want to say that there are like 3.5ish jokes I want to crack about this post, but I'm not going to. Good luck, Assy.
Jokes are ok. Fire away.

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« Reply #38 on: August 18, 2018, 12:01:38 AM »
being zen means you don't question the lack of pleasantries in my demands for fellatio, piss slave

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« Reply #39 on: August 18, 2018, 12:03:28 AM »
being zen means you don't question the lack of pleasantries in my demands for fellatio, piss slave
No no

you lost your chance  :wag

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« Reply #40 on: August 18, 2018, 12:05:06 AM »
Nah, brah. They were low. I was probably subconsciously trying to troll you into snapping.
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« Reply #41 on: August 18, 2018, 12:07:30 AM »
Nah, brah. They were low. I was probably subconsciously trying to troll you into snapping.
Test my zen.

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« Reply #42 on: August 18, 2018, 09:48:10 AM »
Glad you're coming to terms with things, and soon enough you can finally present yourself as the confident woman you can be.
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« Reply #43 on: August 18, 2018, 01:18:51 PM »

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« Reply #44 on: August 18, 2018, 02:42:23 PM »
Nah, brah. They were low. I was probably subconsciously trying to troll you into snapping.
Test my zen.
Assy and Himu a lot alike in turning a new page and thinking they're suddenly experts.
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« Reply #45 on: August 18, 2018, 02:46:36 PM »
Nah, brah. They were low. I was probably subconsciously trying to troll you into snapping.
Test my zen.
Assy and Himu a lot alike in turning a new page and thinking they're suddenly experts.

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« Reply #46 on: August 18, 2018, 02:47:36 PM »
Horse shoe theory!
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« Reply #47 on: August 18, 2018, 03:12:28 PM »
Assy and Himu a lot alike in turning a new page and thinking they're suddenly experts.

You saying all transwomen are the same? :gurl
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« Reply #48 on: August 18, 2018, 03:49:00 PM »
Glad you're coming to terms with things, and soon enough you can finally present yourself as the confident woman you can be.
1. I Love women. Totally love women. Maybe too much.
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« Reply #49 on: August 18, 2018, 05:57:47 PM »
"Detachment is not that you own nothing. It is that nothing owns you"
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« Reply #50 on: August 19, 2018, 05:31:06 PM »
one the one hand, my like counts are down. on the other, it means all of you are getting healthier mentally, emotionally and spiritually  :rejoice
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« Reply #51 on: August 19, 2018, 07:34:17 PM »
(_,_)

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« Reply #52 on: August 19, 2018, 08:03:21 PM »
this is what you like naff? i mean, i won't judge you my dude but

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« Reply #53 on: August 19, 2018, 10:47:57 PM »
This isn't the bad vibes thread :doge
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« Reply #54 on: August 20, 2018, 12:29:18 AM »
I went to the beach today. I should do it more often since itís only a 15 minute drive or so. I just went out to the area right before the waves break and let them carry me up and down. One of my favorite things in the world. It was very peaceful. Zen perhaps.

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« Reply #55 on: August 20, 2018, 12:48:23 PM »
Nah, brah. They were low. I was probably subconsciously trying to troll you into snapping.
Test my zen.
Assy and Himu a lot alike in turning a new page and thinking they're suddenly experts.

Underrated comment

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« Reply #56 on: August 20, 2018, 06:32:21 PM »
Is it possible to short sell someone's journey of self-actualization?
:dice

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« Reply #57 on: August 20, 2018, 06:34:11 PM »
Is it possible to short sell someone's journey of self-actualization?
:dice
Have i attacked anyone in a not very zen like way? I don't think so. I haven't lashed out or verbally assaulted anyone? I've been pretty zen, and pretty positive overall.

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« Reply #58 on: August 20, 2018, 06:36:04 PM »
You keep using that word dot jaypeg
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« Reply #59 on: August 20, 2018, 06:39:04 PM »
Assimilate will chill out later, I'm sure she's just adjusting to her HRT schedule.
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