The winner’s obv nar0lf, but I am interested in how 2-5 shake out, and we’ve had such a long illustrious history of 40 watt club members that words deserve to be spent on each one.
Willco - not actually sure if this one qualifies since this was before my time but every time he’s brought up everyone seems to fuckin hate him, so, here ya go.
hungrynoob - this one’s special because you could plot the descent into madness in real time. Legit thinks the Donald is going to save civilization through a culling of the deep state. Or maybe Q is? Idk, but interested parties can read the manifesto and decide for themselves.
nar0lf - I’m ambivalent as to putting him on here because I’m pretty sure you need to be a person in order to be an idiot, and I’ve always thought of him more as a force of nature than anything. If he was born in a different, more credulous time, he’d be consulted for oracular advice and harvest forecasts.
Squiddy - prob the dumbest one on this list. also the fastest to go from zero to lepered that I can remember. Also the first that I had an indirect role in lepering?
one for the rafters no doubt
Raperman - I get this guy mixed up with methodis. He’s really unpleasant, that’s as much as I’ve gleaned.
Methodis - the only one who can cause a stink despite being lepered. Comes around once in a while like a relative you only see once every other holiday season just to projectile vomit on as many people as possible.
Assimilate - became less transparent there towards the end where he started to get serious about standing for something. He never did, other than chasing snatch and lifting weights, but it would’ve been interesting seeing how his sandbag operation would’ve evolved hadn’t the dogmod
terrorists liberators pulled the plug on it prematurely.
AIA - def the most affable and my vote for the least self aware of the bunch. He’s like the father you never wanted. He also makes
way more money than you, which you know nothing about because you weren’t there and/or didn’t play.
Dufus - the only one who legit graduated out of village idiot status. he won hearts and minds, and there’s something to be said for that
Optimus - like if you took green shinobi’s interpersonal politics of contempt, ratcheted it up to where it can only express itself through opprobrium, and refracted it through a lionization of Working Class Values
TM. Is this Mike Roweification of revolution good praxis? Idk comrade, but it is stupid.
Nintex - singular for two reasons: 1) his retardery is confined almost exclusively to one thread and 2) instead of creating antagonisms with other users as these guys are wont to do, it’s exactly his disengagement that his shtick consists in. This extends well beyond the failed election bet; he just lays shits on the doorstep of the politics thread, smiles satisfyingly, then fails to acknowledge anyone else’s response to him. And there’s SO MUCH shit.
Mupepe - the obligatory mupepe poll option, not an actual vote for mupepe as a village idiot
I heartily encourage those who’ve wasted more years on this forum to suggest names I’ve missed. That’s what recasts are for, I guess.
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