Author Topic: Everyone send thoughts to Bork, his car hit by a truck this morning (Read 4689 times)

Himu · « **on:** December 10, 2018, 01:57:20 PM »

He managed to get out ok. He thought he was going to die. He did 360 spins across the highway. He banged up his left arm a bit but has received a rental and can drive. Send good vibes or prayers to Bork-san.

MMaRsu · « **Reply #1 on:** December 10, 2018, 01:57:44 PM »

Wow for real? Much love Bork, get well soon my friend

Tasty · « **Reply #2 on:** December 10, 2018, 01:57:55 PM »

stufte · « **Reply #3 on:** December 10, 2018, 02:03:53 PM »

Jeez, glad it wasn't worse. Get better Bork-o.

Nintex · « **Reply #4 on:** December 10, 2018, 02:04:47 PM »

Get well soon Bork.

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I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #5 on:** December 10, 2018, 02:07:26 PM »

I see my assassins have failed yet again.

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #6 on:** December 10, 2018, 02:13:30 PM »

Jesus that is quite something. Did it with style though with all those 360's.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #7 on:** December 10, 2018, 02:14:17 PM »

Sorry for the trouble you’re enduring, bork. Make sure you get checked out thoroughly, don’t assume you’re okay just because you don’t immediately feel bad. Make their insurance pay for a nice massage

thetylerrob · « **Reply #8 on:** December 10, 2018, 02:15:42 PM »

Thots and prayers borkski

El Babua · « **Reply #9 on:** December 10, 2018, 02:16:37 PM »

Get better dude

Himu · « **Reply #10 on:** December 10, 2018, 02:17:06 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on December 10, 2018, 02:14:17 PM

Sorry for the trouble you’re enduring, bork. Make sure you get checked out thoroughly, don’t assume you’re okay just because you don’t immediately feel bad. Make their insurance pay for a nice massage

He's going to the doctor later

tiesto · « **Reply #11 on:** December 10, 2018, 02:18:58 PM »

Get well soon Borky-chan

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #12 on:** December 10, 2018, 02:37:52 PM »

MMaRsu · « **Reply #13 on:** December 10, 2018, 02:38:38 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on December 10, 2018, 02:37:52 PM

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I love that this is still (again?) a meme

Trent Dole · « **Reply #14 on:** December 10, 2018, 03:35:07 PM »

Get soon well beast incarnate poster.

team filler · « **Reply #15 on:** December 10, 2018, 04:18:34 PM »

Transhuman · « **Reply #16 on:** December 10, 2018, 04:28:04 PM »

This day keeps getting worse and worse

http://www.traveller.com.au/roger-the-ripped-kangaroo-dies-at-kangaroo-sanctuary-alice-springs-age-12-h18xi4

archie4208 · « **Reply #17 on:** December 10, 2018, 05:03:08 PM »

He can't die. There are still tons of weeb games and mediocre musous to play.

Momo · « **Reply #18 on:** December 10, 2018, 05:35:19 PM »

I hope you're okay man, car accidents can leave one really shook up.

Boredfrom · « **Reply #19 on:** December 10, 2018, 06:11:20 PM »

Get well, dude.

TEEEPO · « **Reply #20 on:** December 10, 2018, 06:18:00 PM »

<3

get well my fellow madoshi bro

brawndolicious · « **Reply #21 on:** December 10, 2018, 06:49:57 PM »

I propose a Big Mutha Truckers care package. Complete with all the ports, art books, etc. The way he would want it.

Transhuman · « **Reply #22 on:** December 10, 2018, 07:12:16 PM »

Lets all drive our cars into oncoming traffic in solidarity

benjipwns · « **Reply #23 on:** December 10, 2018, 07:40:39 PM »

bork bork bork bork bork

BisMarckie · « **Reply #24 on:** December 10, 2018, 08:40:39 PM »

I can't believe Joe and Rumbler would order a hit on bork to silence him to not blow the whistle on the ongoing bore mods sex scandal.

Huff · « **Reply #25 on:** December 10, 2018, 09:30:32 PM »

Drive around in Atlanta

No thanx. Speedy recovery Bork Bork

bork · « **Reply #26 on:** December 11, 2018, 07:20:27 AM »

Cindi

Thanks, guys! I came out of that miraculously pretty much unscathed, but am still going to go see my doctor today just to be on the safe side. My left arm is bothering me a little bit but I'd be surprised if it were anything like a fracture and I'm sure it's just bruised.

Nabbis · « **Reply #27 on:** December 11, 2018, 07:23:12 AM »

There was never any worry, Batman always has a contingency plan.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #28 on:** December 11, 2018, 07:36:51 AM »

hope all is well bork

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #29 on:** December 11, 2018, 08:11:05 AM »

get gud

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #30 on:** December 12, 2018, 12:49:30 PM »

Glad you're ok Bork. Bless up.

bork · « **Reply #31 on:** December 12, 2018, 01:20:16 PM »

X-ray results didn't show any fractures or breaks

Was told that my neck and shoulder are inflamed and causing the pain, given some muscle relaxers, and told to just take it easy for two weeks. Possibility of a torn rotator cuff, but I'm able to move my arm all around without pain so hopefully not.

MMaRsu · « **Reply #32 on:** December 12, 2018, 01:21:05 PM »

Good to hear you're okay Bork!!

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #33 on:** December 12, 2018, 03:14:31 PM »

Did you get flexerill? Flexeril is kewl

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #34 on:** December 12, 2018, 03:33:02 PM »

On the other hand, if there was a serious fracture, maybe you could have sued them for a million dollars and then gone on disability. Maybe you should get a second opinion.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #35 on:** December 12, 2018, 03:40:58 PM »

Now that we know he's OK, can I take my thoughts back? I'd like to return them while I still have the receipt.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #36 on:** December 12, 2018, 03:55:21 PM »

Woa Bork! Happy u are ok

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #37 on:** December 12, 2018, 04:14:08 PM »

Quote from: Nabbis on December 11, 2018, 07:23:12 AM

There was never any worry, Batman always has a contingency plan.

borkman

EightBitNate · « **Reply #38 on:** December 12, 2018, 07:13:09 PM »

bork · « **Reply #39 on:** December 12, 2018, 08:42:08 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on December 12, 2018, 03:14:31 PM

Did you get flexerill? Flexeril is kewl

Nope, Meloxicam and Tizanidine. Forget which it is, but one of them really makes me feel super-groggy in the morning for hours. Not gonna take it tonight since I gotta drive on the ~~deathtrap~~ highway tomorrow morning.

Quote from: Great Rumbler on December 12, 2018, 04:14:08 PM

Quote from: Nabbis on December 11, 2018, 07:23:12 AM
There was never any worry, Batman always has a contingency plan.

borkman

VomKriege · « **Reply #40 on:** December 12, 2018, 10:00:25 PM »

Well, damn, glad you're ok.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #41 on:** December 12, 2018, 10:05:58 PM »

Hopefully whatever they gave works well, I just remember after a motorcycle crash flexeril and a few puffs was such painless blissssss

benjipwns · « **Reply #42 on:** December 12, 2018, 10:49:55 PM »

bork can you confirm/deny this is not footage from the REAL ACCIDENT you had? https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/a4xmgk/motherfucker/

we already have so much going on with other moderators on The Bire that it'd be sad to see yet another moderator involved in a cover up scandal

agrajag · « **Reply #43 on:** December 12, 2018, 11:08:55 PM »

I saw at least ten trucks on the road today, literally shaking right now. Stay safe borek.

But seriously, glad you're ok Bork.

shosta · « **Reply #44 on:** December 12, 2018, 11:09:54 PM »

The strikeout blends in with the horizontal stroke of the 'e', so I thought "borek" was bore's klingon name.

Akala · « **Reply #45 on:** December 12, 2018, 11:26:30 PM »

glad you're ok, don't go back to work too soon! also, thoughts and prayers they didn't have the general.

bork · « **Reply #46 on:** December 13, 2018, 07:09:11 AM »

Quote from: Akala on December 12, 2018, 11:26:30 PM

glad you're ok, don't go back to work too soon! also, thoughts and prayers they didn't have the general.

Was already back working the same day it happened.

MMaRsu · « **Reply #47 on:** December 13, 2018, 07:46:23 AM »

Quote from: bork on December 13, 2018, 07:09:11 AM

Quote from: Akala on December 12, 2018, 11:26:30 PM
glad you're ok, don't go back to work too soon! also, thoughts and prayers they didn't have the general.

Was already back working the same day it happened.

That is crazy dude

bork · « **Reply #48 on:** December 13, 2018, 10:53:30 AM »

Quote from: MMaRsu on December 13, 2018, 07:46:23 AM

Quote from: bork on December 13, 2018, 07:09:11 AM
Quote from: Akala on December 12, 2018, 11:26:30 PM
glad you're ok, don't go back to work too soon! also, thoughts and prayers they didn't have the general.

Was already back working the same day it happened.

That is crazy dude

Well, I mean...I did all the post-accident stuff, went home, and worked for just a few hours. Couldn't go to the doctor until the following day. It helped to take my mind off things.

When I was asked to come into the office today, I really didn't want to, but since I missed my office days on Monday and Tuesday I didn't want to make too much of a fuss. My arm's bothering me still but it's nothing major and apart from that I'm doing OK. It's more of a mental thing than anything- felt a bit nervous on the road this morning but figured I just need to keep getting back out there to get over it. My boss is cool with everything and there's not going to be a problem if I need to take off in a few weeks if my arm is still bothering me and I end up needing to go to a specialist or surgery or whatever.

bork · « **Reply #49 on:** December 13, 2018, 11:48:02 AM »

Just got a call from the insurance company. My car is being marked as "totaled." R.I.P. my Scion IQ. :'(

Himu · « **Reply #50 on:** December 13, 2018, 11:50:21 AM »

did you have special time with wifey the day of the accident at least

Yeti · « **Reply #51 on:** December 13, 2018, 01:35:44 PM »

I was almost Borked twice driving home today, truckers are extra crazy this time of year.

bork · « **Reply #52 on:** December 14, 2018, 12:22:20 PM »

Carvana, the same online dealer I got my car from a few years ago, had the same model/year/style version of the car up for sale, with about 4,000 miles less than my car had before the accident. Too much of a coincidence and pulled the trigger immediately. If all goes well, it will be delivered next Saturday!

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #53 on:** December 14, 2018, 12:29:13 PM »

Quote from: bork on December 13, 2018, 11:48:02 AM

My car is being marked as "totaled." R.I.P. my Scion IQ. :'(

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bork · « **Reply #54 on:** December 14, 2018, 03:33:50 PM »

Even better, now it's coming on Friday.

Carvana

team filler · « **Reply #55 on:** December 14, 2018, 03:45:30 PM »

Quote from: bork on December 14, 2018, 03:33:50 PM

Even better, now it's coming on Friday.

Carvana

bork · « **Reply #56 on:** December 14, 2018, 04:12:54 PM »

If that kind of truck hit me, it might not have been as bad.

Reb · « **Reply #57 on:** December 15, 2018, 02:19:34 PM »

Bork, I hope this is still in time, I just sent you my dirty thoughts.

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Author Topic: Everyone send thoughts to Bork, his car hit by a truck this morning (Read 4689 times)