River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[PogiJones]

https://metacouncil.com/threads/welcome-to-metacouncil.76/page-15#post-31634

already ruined

ok, I checked out MeatCouncil's rules

No Admins, No Mods! Every single full member of the forum is equal and everyone is responsible for making it a good place for people to have chats on various gaming (and non-gaming) topics.​

Content removal is handled automatically through the use of the forum's Report function. If a post receives more than 8 reports - it will be automatically removed. To protect this functionality from abuse - each report will be visible to all full members (including the user whose content got reported) on the profile page of the user whose content received the report. Each report will be fully detailed and include the date, username of the person who issued the report and the comments left when the report was issued. Only report content that is illegal, offensive or in any way violates any of the terms and rules stated in this list. Do not report content that you simply disagree with, because while there is technically no way to stop you from doing it - your behaviour will eventually get noticed, which leads us to the second part of the way to keep the forum a friendly place for everyone:​

User bans will function as follows: each full member has access to the forum's Warning functionality. Each issued warning applies one warning point which expires after 25 days. If at any time a user has more than 3 active warning points - they will automatically receive a 24h ban. If they manage to gather a further 3 warnings (for a total of 6) - the next ban will be a 48h one, then one week (at 9 points), then one month (at 12 points) and then the final one will be a permanent ban (at 15 active warning points). Bans are applied after crossing a warning point threshold, so if a user gets below 3 active points and then crosses the threshold again - it will automatically apply a 24h ban. Additionally - each time a user gets banned, there will be a thread created automatically in the Ban Notifications forum. Same as with reports - to protect this functionality from abuse - each warning will be visible to all full members on the profile page of the user who received the warning (including the user themselves). Each warning will be fully detailed and include the date, username of the person who issued the warning and any comments left when the warning was issued. Only warn users for content or behaviour that is illegal, offensive or in any way violates any of the terms and rules stated in this list. Do not warn users who you simply disagree with, because while there is technically no way to stop you from doing it - your behaviour will eventually get noticed and dealt with accordingly.​

what could go wrong?

Okay, so putting 2 and 2 together, about that report bombing Merc accused us of. I've got a great idea

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Can't wait for my metacouncil account to be approved 

I have almost zero inclination to go sign up to yet another forum where derrick01 moans like an old man about trivial ass shit he doesn't even understand, but fair play to them for doing it and not crash and burning off the bat

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-do-i-become-fast-soon.112164/post-19954519

FernandoRockers life continues to be the premise for a sitcom

[Cauliflower Of Love]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-do-i-become-fast-soon.112164/post-19954519

FernandoRockers life continues to be the premise for a sitcom

it's eggman

[Anti-Monitor]

what is that metacouncil thing?

been really out of the loop lately

[I'm a Puppy!]

Yeah, me too. Can someone sum up?

[shosta]

The people who were too left wing even for resetera and got banned for constantly harassing the staff started another forum and people from PC Era are now joining because that thread got annihilated by the staff

[shosta]

Wait, is Metacouncil NOT Cream's forum?

[agrajag]

Wait, is Metacouncil NOT Cream's forum?

Not sure if joking, but Cream's forum never took off.

[D3RANG3D]

https://metacouncil.com/threads/welcome-to-metacouncil.76/page-15#post-31634

already ruined

:Scust

[shosta]

I wasn't joking... the only reason I just signed up was because I thought it was crazytown

[cosmicblizzard]

Wait, is Metacouncil NOT Cream's forum?

It's a largely apolitical PC-era spin-off.  It's definitely not more left than Era from what I've seen even if the userbase is about as progressive as the average Era poster.  Like, there isn't even a banned game list. 

You really think a place that thinks Era isn't harsh enough on bigotry would trust the community to self-moderate?

[Transhuman]

Wait, is Metacouncil NOT Cream's forum?

Not sure if joking, but Cream's forum never took off.

Am I using this right?

[Pepinappe]

I wasn't joking... the only reason I just signed up was because I thought it was crazytown

Your account there at MetaCouncil can still be useful: report RedMercury over and over. Or troll him like the little bitch he is. See how he does without the skirts of REEEE's mods to hide in.

[shosta]

You're wrong, I don't care about anything!

[Lonewulfeus]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/american-and-thai-bitcoin-investor-couple-on-the-run-from-thailand-gov-for-living-a-seastead-near-phukets-coast.112152/#post-19953525

Idiots. Goofy white people here in Thailand taking it to the next level.

[daemon]

ok, I checked out MeatCouncil's rules

No Admins, No Mods! Every single full member of the forum is equal and everyone is responsible for making it a good place for people to have chats on various gaming (and non-gaming) topics.​

Content removal is handled automatically through the use of the forum's Report function. If a post receives more than 8 reports - it will be automatically removed. To protect this functionality from abuse - each report will be visible to all full members (including the user whose content got reported) on the profile page of the user whose content received the report. Each report will be fully detailed and include the date, username of the person who issued the report and the comments left when the report was issued. Only report content that is illegal, offensive or in any way violates any of the terms and rules stated in this list. Do not report content that you simply disagree with, because while there is technically no way to stop you from doing it - your behaviour will eventually get noticed, which leads us to the second part of the way to keep the forum a friendly place for everyone:​

User bans will function as follows: each full member has access to the forum's Warning functionality. Each issued warning applies one warning point which expires after 25 days. If at any time a user has more than 3 active warning points - they will automatically receive a 24h ban. If they manage to gather a further 3 warnings (for a total of 6) - the next ban will be a 48h one, then one week (at 9 points), then one month (at 12 points) and then the final one will be a permanent ban (at 15 active warning points). Bans are applied after crossing a warning point threshold, so if a user gets below 3 active points and then crosses the threshold again - it will automatically apply a 24h ban. Additionally - each time a user gets banned, there will be a thread created automatically in the Ban Notifications forum. Same as with reports - to protect this functionality from abuse - each warning will be visible to all full members on the profile page of the user who received the warning (including the user themselves). Each warning will be fully detailed and include the date, username of the person who issued the warning and any comments left when the warning was issued. Only warn users for content or behaviour that is illegal, offensive or in any way violates any of the terms and rules stated in this list. Do not warn users who you simply disagree with, because while there is technically no way to stop you from doing it - your behaviour will eventually get noticed and dealt with accordingly.​

what could go wrong?

This is the equivalent of handing the nuclear codes to bootleg Trump clones that suffered morphological deformations of their brains on the test-tube

[Uncle]

[Don Rumata]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/american-and-thai-bitcoin-investor-couple-on-the-run-from-thailand-gov-for-living-a-seastead-near-phukets-coast.112152/#post-19953525

Idiots. Goofy white people here in Thailand taking it to the next level.

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Hot Wings, and even hotter takes.

[Potato]

Can't wait for my metacouncil account to be approved 

I'm considering joining just to report the people from ERA i hate

[remy]

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that's pretty fucked up tbh

[clothedmacuser]

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Isn't it strange how the most combative, arrogant, assholes have truly sad backgrounds?  Wait, no it's not strange at all. 

[nudemacusers]

Metacouncil seems p chill/legit to me but I can tell it’s run by pc gamers if only because the design is so ugly 

[Transhuman]

Light theme is the purest expression of love

[Eila]

You guys wanna stink up the place, but what you don't know is that you start as a junior, and you have to wait 3 months and post 300 times to become a full member that can actually report other users.
And it's not like they can't just put some human hands to work and actually moderate, if things get bad enough. Not that they will, because it's not trying to replace resetera.

[VomKriege]

MetaCouncil automatic moderation seems ripe for abuse but it's interesting nonetheless. Curious to see how well (or bad) it works.

[nudemacusers]

I hope peeps are totes joshing about fucking w metacouncil, site intentions seem good.


Also

https://www.resetera.com/threads/well-meet-again-some-sunny-day-a-farewell.110824/page-9#post-19951664

Lmao nobody cares b 😂😂😂

[Don Rumata]

On paper it sounds like an awful idea, just because of the report thing.
They should just worry about obvious troll accounts spamming porn and shit, or people being extremely virulent, and you don't need a complicated system for that, just a janitor type role that doesn't ALSO double as user.

That said, annoying people like Red Mercury without the constant boot of the mods to protect them, wouldn't be as annoying, as long as you can call them out, so in that sense it'd work better than Era.

[VomKriege]

BronsonLee wandering like a hobo from thread to thread to get some love.
 

[shosta]

He's posted in at least three threads, hasn't he? Kind of sad.

[Transhuman]

BronsonLee wandering like a hobo from thread to thread to get some love.
 

[clothedmacuser]

He's posted in at least three threads, hasn't he? Kind of sad.

That's as pathetic as RedMercury filling up every "who is your favorite poster" thread with his likes and hoping for one back. 


  Here is me guessing that BronsonLee begs to be a mod again within the week.

[BikeJesus]

Reminder that bronson  proudly announced that it took him 2 hours *as an adult* to learn to tie his shoes.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/am-i-a-fool-and-a-child-for-still-using-the-bunny-ear-method-to-tie-my-shoes.88634/post-16177689

The absolute state of reeeset moderation.

[BIONIC]

With the rate he posts and spams shit, there’s no way he has a life outside of ree.

I’d alert the authorities since he’ll be hanging in a motel room within a week otherwise.

[Transhuman]

Swimming, tying shoes, and driving cars are all useless skills

[ResetBanBot]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/well-meet-again-some-sunny-day-a-farewell.110824/page-9#post-19951664

Lmao nobody cares b 😂😂😂

[Snoopycat_]

Bronson Lee's goodbye tour is longer than Motley Crue's

[Ghoul]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/well-meet-again-some-sunny-day-a-farewell.110824/page-9#post-19951664

Lmao nobody cares b 😂😂😂

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How's a man gonna pay his rent this month if he's in negative respect? Jesus it's brutal, he's gonna be homeless.

Also Meta forum, I would create an account, but the main dickheads are already there and sucking dick so they get the likes and power.

I like the attempt to make it a fair place though, but I think it'll devolve into a reporting simulator between factions.

  YUKA

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[BIONIC]

All that whimsy

[BisMarckie]

https://resetera.com//threads/so-does-diablo-immortal-has-any-type-of-hype-behind-it-anyone-expecting-it-around-here.112023/post-19948243
User Banned (2 days): inappropriate commentary and inflammatory generalisation

A large portion of this forum reeks of old farts who don't realize their prime is past, and rail pointlessly at a changing world that will only piss them off further. You either keep the attitude and stay mad, or you chill the fuck out and maybe enjoy something that you probably loaded with prejudice to begin with

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/politico-sorry-democrats-but-your-stars-are-socialists-the-most-compelling-stars-of-the-democratic-party-are-self-described-socialist.112163/

*sigh*

No
Demoratic
Politician
Is
A
Socialist

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Demoratic = Demonrats

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[VomKriege]

This emerging pattern of people deliberately trolling with bad right-wing articles is ridiculous.

[clothedmacuser]

With the rate he posts and spams shit, there’s no way he has a life outside of ree.

I’d alert the authorities since he’ll be hanging in a motel room within a week otherwise.

*Scene Missing*
Unable to find clip from The Florida Project where William Dafoe manhandles that old creep.

[BisMarckie]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-do-soda-taste-so-much-better-from-an-aluminum-can-than-from-a-plastic-bottle.112143/post-19951815

This is Dennis, his posts are never not “fun.”

[Pepinappe]

Reminder that bronson  proudly announced that it took him 2 hours *as an adult* to learn to tie his shoes.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/am-i-a-fool-and-a-child-for-still-using-the-bunny-ear-method-to-tie-my-shoes.88634/post-16177689

The absolute state of reeeset moderation.

'Gifted'.

 

[BisMarckie]

Some of the replies....

i haven't tied shoe laces in years

I struggle to tie shoe laces so I just get shoes without laces.

[BisMarckie]

Cannot wait for Mueller report salt part 2 today.

[BisMarckie]

Benji hasn’t posted in a couple of days.
Mueller report releasing today.

Really makes you think

[porkbun]

Some of the replies....

i haven't tied shoe laces in years

I struggle to tie shoe laces so I just get shoes without laces.

And these are the people that know how everything in the world should operate.  JFC.  Fuck that forum.  I would have called them the r-word, but the developmentally challenged people I've come across in my adult life can work, support themselves, have relationships, and generally be a positive member of society.  Hell, I'd wager they can even wipe their asses as well without having to go to a forum to ask how to do it.

[porkbun]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/american-and-thai-bitcoin-investor-couple-on-the-run-from-thailand-gov-for-living-a-seastead-near-phukets-coast.112152/#post-19953525

Idiots. Goofy white people here in Thailand taking it to the next level.

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Eh, Zackie is a pretty ok guy from what I remember in the dating subforum.  He's lived in Asia for a long time due to his job and seems pretty respectful to the cultures, unlike a lot of tourists and expats who are trying to live out yellow fever fantasies.

[VomKriege]

Damn, I thought it was going to be nothing exciting in it. But, if Barr is tipping of Trump and doing a narrative-shaping press conference before it comes out, there must be some great impeachment porn coming.

Here's the thing: Barr is a fossil. He thinks he can control the narrative with stunts like this but I don't think it'll work like it's 1990.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-mueller-report-with-redactions-by-ag-barr-will-be-released-on-thursday-according-to-the-justice-department.111646/page-7#post-19950558

[who is ted danson?]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/american-and-thai-bitcoin-investor-couple-on-the-run-from-thailand-gov-for-living-a-seastead-near-phukets-coast.112152/#post-19953525

Idiots. Goofy white people here in Thailand taking it to the next level.

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I like the first reply too

Chad Elwartowski and Supranee Thepdet (AKA Nadia Summergirl) are facing criminal charges – punishable by death – related to living in the waterborne structure, according to the Bangkok Post.

Lol, libertarians.

  Nice community Cerium

[nachobro]

Another WoC forced to show skin. This is a trash character.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/samurai-shodown-darli-trailer.111996/post-19931598

FORCED

[nachobro]

also lashman pls approve my metacouncil account, i wanna post about the vidya

[VomKriege]

There is no report to report or ask questions on. This gaslighting of the public is the worst part about living in a fascist regime. To remind yourself that your short term memory isn't faulty is a full-time job these days.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/us-poliera-2019-ot4-sum-up-the-last-400-pages-in-4.110586/page-58#post-19951553

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/us-poliera-2019-ot4-sum-up-the-last-400-pages-in-4.110586/page-57#post-19949844

Primary hasn't started yet and they're already playing Fantasy Cabinet.
 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/us-poliera-2019-ot4-sum-up-the-last-400-pages-in-4.110586/page-57#post-19949844

Primary hasn't started yet and they're already playing Fantasy Cabinet.
 

Tina Turner for VP, Killer Mike for Chief of Staff.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

These people are such cowards:

Look at this bullshit NYT Opinion piece. Not gonna link to it because fuck giving it clicks:

You want to discuss something but won't source it for context.

[VomKriege]

Did [Barr] mic just die?

I was hoping he had a heart attack. I’m sitting at our kitchen island reading that Prima Super Nintendo book and my Father in Law is on the back porch listening to this bullshit on blast and nodding like it’s preach.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-mueller-report-with-redactions-by-ag-barr-will-be-released-on-thursday-according-to-the-justice-department.111646/page-9#post-19964919

[Cauliflower Of Love]

The military thing is weird. It's nice to see we can have a gay candidate be taken seriously, and he seems to have a talent for packaging left leaning ideas in a way that a more conservative electorate might find more palatable, but... Military service, really? That is an absurd idea.

These people are so dumb.