River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[Joe Molotov]

He didn’t choose the Thug Life, and it sure as hell didn’t choose him.

[Bore Expert]

Thug1 chose him.
 

[Tripon]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ukip-mep-candidate-carl-benjamin-sargon-of-akkad-being-investigated-by-uk-police-for-pro-child-sex-abuse-statements.114123/

wut. What's with Alt-right British people being pedos as well.

[BIONIC]

Thug1 chose him.
 

I wonder if he ever found out his real name

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/babies-shouldnt-be-allowed-in-movie-theaters.114094/

Quite literally

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I don't disagree but you know... Is it a USA thing like clapping in planes ?

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Agreed. 2 crying babies in my Endgame showing at Alamo... Not sure why they were let in, but the moment their kids started bawling they got kicked out.

Fuck you, go watch it in 5 or 6 weeks on a Sunday morning if you're not gonna pay for a sitter. Everyone else didn't decide to have a kid, so why are we paying for your decision? Don't be an inconsiderate asswipe and ruin 100s of other people's experience simply because you are too cheap or impatient to hire a sitter see the film at a later date/a child friendly showing.

[VomKriege]

You know how you guys always get mad at Republicans for their “fuck you, got mine” attitude?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/babies-shouldnt-be-allowed-in-movie-theaters.114094/page-9#post-20289621

Fuck that one user that refer to the babies in the movie theater as “shitty kids”. If they are “shitty kids” he’s a waste of fucking skin. Fucking man baby piece of shit.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/babies-shouldnt-be-allowed-in-movie-theaters.114094/page-9#post-20289661

[VomKriege]

So....are all you Gaf Era-ers still happy that the TPP was torn up?

 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/left-vulnerable-by-brexit-the-u-k-looks-eager-to-sign-onto-beijing’s-giant-belt-and-road-program-fp.114090/page-2#post-20299321

[Don Rumata]

Children shouldn't be allowed to watch children's movies at the cinema.

[jorma]

So....are all you Gaf Era-ers still happy that the TPP was torn up?

 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/left-vulnerable-by-brexit-the-u-k-looks-eager-to-sign-onto-beijing’s-giant-belt-and-road-program-fp.114090/page-2#post-20299321

not really clear on the rules against bigotry and xenophobia on ree, and this thread didn't exactly help me figuring it out

[clothedmacuser]

Children shouldn't be allowed to watch children's movies at the cinema.

[BisMarckie]

On a forum where manchild is a popular insult for everyone who doesn't like the newest Star Wars movie,
there are populär threads lamenting the presence of children at Disney movies and in Disney theme parks.

[VomKriege]

So....are all you Gaf Era-ers still happy that the TPP was torn up?

 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/left-vulnerable-by-brexit-the-u-k-looks-eager-to-sign-onto-beijing’s-giant-belt-and-road-program-fp.114090/page-2#post-20299321

not really clear on the rules against bigotry and xenophobia on ree, and this thread didn't exactly help me figuring it out

[SmokyDave]

So....are all you Gaf Era-ers still happy that the TPP was torn up?

 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/left-vulnerable-by-brexit-the-u-k-looks-eager-to-sign-onto-beijing’s-giant-belt-and-road-program-fp.114090/page-2#post-20299321

not really clear on the rules against bigotry and xenophobia on ree, and this thread didn't exactly help me figuring it out

It’s encouraged when the targets are (perceived to be) white. They’d never admit it, but the site is legit racist.

Don’t think it’ll work out well for them in the long run.

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-just-witnessed-a-hound-maul-a-beaver-to-death-owner-did-nothing.114140/

I just witnessed a hound maul a beaver to death. Owner did nothing

What I saw was a young mixed breed hound barking at a beaver in the water. His owner was standing across the river haplessly trying to get his dog to obey. Using whistles, shouting and calling him.

[BisMarckie]

I already went to the police to give a description of the dog

[Drainage]

Futilely try to record video and file reports to the authorities when you catch someone else slaying some beaver? Typical Resetera

[Ghoul]

absolutely cannot wait for them to complain about kids watching Detective Pikachu HOW DARE THEY!

Having watched End Game the only way you should via Red Letter Media review,

I can now go on living knowing I saved an awful lot of time over last 10 years not watching these films.

 

I mean apart from the star wars prequels you never really saw the nerdy and unclean in cinemas for kids media before.

Now you look and it's a weird fucking place to go see a film, as you just see disgusting creatures occupying over one seat sitting there with the largest soda and popcorn possible.

The sooner they fuck off all cinemas the better.

[Anti-Monitor]

absolutely cannot wait for them to complain about kids watching Detective Pikachu HOW DARE THEY!

Having watched End Game the only way you should via Red Letter Media review,

I can now go on living knowing I saved an awful lot of time over last 10 years not watching these films.

 

I mean apart from the star wars prequels you never really saw the nerdy and unclean in cinemas for kids media before.

Now you look and it's a weird fucking place to go see a film, as you just see disgusting creatures occupying over one seat sitting there with the largest soda and popcorn possible.

The sooner they fuck off all cinemas the better.

I am so smart guys

 

[Ghoul]

feels attacked, oh wait anime avatar we good.

[Rahxephon91]

Your post is dumb and doesn’t make sense.

Nerdy people have been going to movies forever. Trying to dumb down super hero movies and Star Wars as just kids movies because your ego is shit is fucking stupid.

[Transhuman]

Please no furry art pics. Do we really gotta normalize this shit? Am I on the wrong side of history for this shit?

[marrec]

Please no furry art pics. Do we really gotta normalize this shit? Am I on the wrong side of history for this shit?

When the furries take over you'll be the first against the wall

[BisMarckie]

Please no furry art pics. Do we really gotta normalize this shit? Am I on the wrong side of history for this shit?

You're lucky I had safesearch on.

[Philip Cardgage]

Is this shit going to be like Harry Potter where fans that read it in their early 20s still, to this day, enforce their opinion that it wasn't a book meant for children and deals with a lot of adult themes? You know, like any fucking movie meant for children if you look in to it enough?

[Don Rumata]

Please no furry art pics. Do we really gotta normalize this shit? Am I on the wrong side of history for this shit?

When the furries take over you'll be the first against the wall

Does that wall have a glory hole in it? If so, i want to be second in line.

[Boredfrom]

Is this shit going to be like Harry Potter where fans that read it in their early 20s still, to this day, enforce their opinion that it wasn't a book meant for children and deals with a lot of adult themes? You know, like any fucking movie meant for children if you look in to it enough?

Being fair, the books got darker as the audience grew old. The first book tone is totally different from the last book.

[Philip Cardgage]

Is this shit going to be like Harry Potter where fans that read it in their early 20s still, to this day, enforce their opinion that it wasn't a book meant for children and deals with a lot of adult themes? You know, like any fucking movie meant for children if you look in to it enough?

Being fair, the books got darker as the audience grew old. The first book tone is totally different from the last book.

Cool. Here's a rule of thumb. Does the franchise sell products aimed at children? If it does, its a franchise meant for children.

Watch it as an adult. That's cool. But don't try to pass it off as Bergman.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

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😂😊😂😊😂😊😂😍😍🔥🔥

[Boredfrom]

Is this shit going to be like Harry Potter where fans that read it in their early 20s still, to this day, enforce their opinion that it wasn't a book meant for children and deals with a lot of adult themes? You know, like any fucking movie meant for children if you look in to it enough?

Being fair, the books got darker as the audience grew old. The first book tone is totally different from the last book.

Cool. Here's a rule of thumb. Does the franchise sell products aimed at children? If it does, its a franchise meant for children.

Watch it as an adult. That's cool. But don't try to pass it off as Bergman.

Dude, they used to sell robocop toys.

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Marvel films are not adult films, nobody here is claiming they are equivalent of Bergman. But they are not as kid friendly to mock people just for liking them.

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[Transhuman]

Cool. Here's a rule of thumb. Does the franchise sell products aimed at children? If it does, its a franchise meant for children.

Watch it as an adult. That's cool. But don't try to pass it off as Bergman.

It was just a children's book series that sort of evolved into a teen book series. It didn't become a franchise to sell Halloween shit until later.

And can I remind you for how much LotR whores itself out with all those t-shirts and rings and toys and shit?

[Transhuman]

I'll come to defence of those 7 Harry Potter books any day of the week.

[10centtacos]

Mods help

[Don Rumata]

A film being or not being kid friendly has nothing to do with the mockery.
Plenty of straight out kid's movies are great, from Ghibli to E.T.; the mocking is about some specific attitudes surrounding them.

Not expecting kids in the audience is one such thing.

[jorma]

Not for kids, and not for adults.

Must be for millenials. 

[Philip Cardgage]

Is this shit going to be like Harry Potter where fans that read it in their early 20s still, to this day, enforce their opinion that it wasn't a book meant for children and deals with a lot of adult themes? You know, like any fucking movie meant for children if you look in to it enough?

Being fair, the books got darker as the audience grew old. The first book tone is totally different from the last book.

Cool. Here's a rule of thumb. Does the franchise sell products aimed at children? If it does, its a franchise meant for children.

Watch it as an adult. That's cool. But don't try to pass it off as Bergman.

Dude, they used to sell robocop toys.

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Marvel films are not adult films, nobody here is claiming they are equivalent of Bergman. But they are not as kid friendly to mock people just for liking them.

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Operative words there.

Again, its cool to like that shit, but Star Wars, Marvel movies and Even Harry Potter are on the level of Professional Wrestling. Hell, I love the Fast and Furious movies but I know they're dumb and corny as shit. I won't make up excuses for them to quiet my insecurities.

[Boredfrom]

We mock Marvel films all the time here.

[Don Rumata]

Robocop is a kids movie. 
I watched it as a kid, as did all my friends back in the day (and i did have the action figure).

Some of the corporate satire flew over my head, but the violence was just an absolute joy to witness.

Elle and Blackbook are Verhoeven movies aimed at adults, thank you very much. 

[bork]

I mean I make fun of comic-book fans but the movies aren't "kids movies";  MCU starts off with a movie about an irresponsible weapons dealer coming to grips with what he's done to the world.  The rest of the films aren't lacking in somewhat interesting / adult themes as well.

They are still based on something made for kids/teens and we can all point and laugh at adults dedicating their lives to being fans of these films and praying for billions to be made off of them but they aren't "kids movies."

The comics aren't made for kids either.  They've been targeting older readers since the 60s and have done spin-off kids' comics/cartoons/brands since that time.

Still fun to laugh at man-children as always.

[Transhuman]

Like the man children who like John Wick. They make me so angry

[Philip Cardgage]

Like the man children who like John Wick. They make me so angry

The Harry Potter stuff really hit a nerve with you, huh?

[Don Rumata]

Yeah I don't read comics so not sure who they target...

Looking at sales number? The trash bin.

[Boredfrom]

Robocop is a kids movie. 
I watched it as a kid, as did all my friends back in the day (and i did have the action figure).

Some of the corporate satire flew over my head, but the violence was just an absolute joy to witness.

Elle and Blackbook are Verhoeven movies aimed at adults, thank you very much. 

Robocop was R Rated (the version for cinemas, of course).

[Transhuman]

Yeah just read Watchmen and maybe like 5 more miniseries and you're done.

Like how you can be done with anime after watching Bebop, Champloo, Monster, Ping-Pong, and Paranoia Agent.

I don't need any of this goku shit

[thisismyusername]

Mods help

There are no mods here, little one.

[thisismyusername]

I'll come to defence of those 7 Harry Potter books any day of the week.

Transhuman is a PD-alt, confirmed.

(Or was that LotR?)

[Transhuman]

Like the man children who like John Wick. They make me so angry

The Harry Potter stuff really hit a nerve with you, huh?

Nah bro. John Wick was one of friend's favourite movies. He always told me it was good and I always told him that it was some goofy, shoot-em up kungfu movie, and that i'd seen the first 10 mins and had to shut that shit off it was so bad. Then my friend died from a random heart attack. I just wish he was alive so I could convince him how dumb that shit is so he gets to go over to the good side of heaven where people have taste.

[thetylerrob]

Yeah just read Watchmen and maybe like 5 more miniseries and you're done.

Like how you can be done with anime after watching Bebop, Champloo, Monster, Ping-Pong, and Paranoia Agent.

I don't need any of this goku shit

No Eva? smh

[HardcoreRetro]

No Golden Boy either.

[Boredfrom]

FLCL

[bork]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/western-game-journalists-are-attacking-days-gone-on-twitter-for-not-being-woke-enough.1478869/

Doesn't change the reality that the game is an utter borefest from everything I've heard.

Sure it does, you heard wrong.  The game is hella fun.  But keep on preaching, we know who you really are.

 

[VomKriege]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/western-game-journalists-are-attacking-days-gone-on-twitter-for-not-being-woke-enough.1478869/

Doesn't change the reality that the game is an utter borefest from everything I've heard.

Sure it does, you heard wrong.  The game is hella fun.  But keep on preaching, we know who you really are.

 

It warms the heart to see sister forums locked in bitter rivalry arrive to the same destination of being offended by average reviews on Days Gone from two radically different paths.

[Transhuman]

No Golden Boy either.

Isn't that the loving story of an oridinary bumbling pervert who goes from town to town on crazy adventures?

You know, it didn't seem like something i'd enjoy.

[james]

Is this shit going to be like Harry Potter where fans that read it in their early 20s still, to this day, enforce their opinion that it wasn't a book meant for children and deals with a lot of adult themes? You know, like any fucking movie meant for children if you look in to it enough?

I mean; what makes a movie "meant for children" then?

What about Ironman 1 for instance is "meant for children"?

It's basically a sci-fi movie.  I have no emotional attachment to these films, you can claim they are meant for toddlers and it doesn't effect my ego, but I'm having trouble understanding where you are coming from.   It's not inappropriate for kids but that's different.

If the goal of the movie is to sell toys, yes it is for kids.

No one is saying toddlers. Those movies are rated G and in this day and age theres like one movie rated G every year.


Edit: Seriously, just one. So far the only wide release G movie this year was Penguins (Disneynature)

[Stro]

A film being or not being kid friendly has nothing to do with the mockery.
Plenty of straight out kid's movies are great, from Ghibli to E.T.; the mocking is about some specific attitudes surrounding them.

Not expecting kids in the audience is one such thing.

ET, like most Spielberg movies, is trash. We should stop celebrating his saccharine bullshit.

[Transhuman]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/western-game-journalists-are-attacking-days-gone-on-twitter-for-not-being-woke-enough.1478869/

Doesn't change the reality that the game is an utter borefest from everything I've heard.

Sure it does, you heard wrong.  The game is hella fun.  But keep on preaching, we know who you really are.

 

They made a game for human trash. It's okay. It's the fan's fault for asking for a Thief remake in the first place. Some people just can't leave the good memories in the past. Did you know a digital streaming service is making a LotR cartoon series? Havn't I had to sit through this fucking thing like 6 times already.

[VomKriege]

Why didn't Disney buy them a do a thanos and blinked them out of real life?(fox news)

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-trump-trap-vanity-fair-fox-executives-are-worried-about-fox-and-friends-being-next.113993/#post-20263310

[james]

Lets take a look at the big 2019 releases.

Avenegrs = superhero bs = toys = children
Captain Marvel = superhero bs = toys = children
Shazam = superhero bs = toys = children
Us = no toys = adults
Glass = no toys = adults
The Upside = no toys = adults
Pet Sematary = no toys = adults
La Llorona = no toys = adults
Dumbo  = toys = children
Lego Movie = toys = children


Pretty simple.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Kids don't use toys anymore james.

It's all about selling apps and dlc now.

Get hip.

[james]

If the goal of the movie is to sell toys, yes it is for kids.

No one is saying toddlers. Those movies are rated G and in this day and age theres like one movie rated G every year.

So Alien / Aliens is "for kids" too?   As someone else mentioned, Robocop?

And this idea that they exist to sell toys is kind of nonsense;  that's a small fraction of Disney's revenue.  They make way more money on the movies themselves (and TV / streaming syndication.)

Either way that doesn't magically make the content of the movie a kids movie;  again, see Robocop.

So what about the content of the film makes it a kids movie?

Youre really using examples from the mid 80s?

The average 12 year old was sucking dick in an alley for crack in 1987.

For example, Cauliflower Of Love's mom.

[Cauliflower Of Love]