Author Topic: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible (Read 3799843 times)

Uncle · « **Reply #16680 on:** May 21, 2019, 01:34:58 PM »

I am genuinely asking for the relationship between the phrases "giant dad" and "kuck" and I know I won't receive it but I have to ask anyway

I still laugh every time regardless

stufte · « **Reply #16681 on:** May 21, 2019, 01:38:50 PM »

Quote from: Uncle on May 21, 2019, 01:34:58 PM

I am genuinely asking for the relationship between the phrases "giant dad" and "kuck" and I know I won't receive it but I have to ask anyway

I still laugh every time regardless

It's not kuck you cuck.

nachobro · « **Reply #16682 on:** May 21, 2019, 01:39:37 PM »

kuck if u buck

nudemacusers · « **Reply #16683 on:** May 21, 2019, 01:43:23 PM »

It’s cuz Bore mods <3 are a bunch of taco loving Creepy Stalker giant dads

Lonewulfeus · « **Reply #16684 on:** May 21, 2019, 01:58:10 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on May 21, 2019, 01:43:23 PM

It’s cuz Bore mods <3 are a bunch of taco loving Creepy Stalker giant dads

Don’t forget distinguished mentally-challenged! Also incestuous

Straight Edge · « **Reply #16685 on:** May 21, 2019, 02:02:51 PM »

Quote from: Uncle on May 21, 2019, 01:34:58 PM

I am genuinely asking for the relationship between the phrases "giant dad" and "kuck" and I know I won't receive it but I have to ask anyway

I still laugh every time regardless

Cuz when your wife gets pregnant by her bull and you end up raising it, you become the epitome of fatherhood aka a giant dad.

bork · « **Reply #16686 on:** May 21, 2019, 02:04:14 PM »

https://www.resetera.com/threads/fuck-ants.118262/

Quote from: 5taquitos, post: 20992716, member: 14153

They're the fucking worst.

Oh a piece of dog food fell out of the bowl and you didn't see it right away? Fuck you that's our home now.

We're not messy people but with two kids and pets there's only so much you can do. I spray and wipe and sprinkle and spray again and spray outside and place ant traps but fuck.

This "house" we're living in doesn't make it easy either, it's more holes than walls.

And now that I'm done cleaning up after them, I keep feeling like they're crawling on my skin.

Worst part of summer.

Fuck ants.

Sure.

If only there were some kind of exterminators out there you could call.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #16687 on:** May 21, 2019, 02:17:24 PM »

Quote from: riotous on May 21, 2019, 02:03:15 PM

Googling Giant Dad comes back with some Dark Souls references... so.. that?

Instructions on how to make someone into a giant dad.

Switters · « **Reply #16688 on:** May 21, 2019, 02:27:26 PM »

Quote from: Uncle on May 21, 2019, 01:34:58 PM

I am genuinely asking for the relationship between the phrases "giant dad" and "kuck" and I know I won't receive it but I have to ask anyway

I still laugh every time regardless

Wat r u? Casul?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #16689 on:** May 21, 2019, 02:28:54 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on May 21, 2019, 02:17:24 PM

Quote from: riotous on May 21, 2019, 02:03:15 PM
Googling Giant Dad comes back with some Dark Souls references... so.. that?

Instructions on how to make someone into a giant dad.

Why bother doing this when you can just become a bore mod

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #16690 on:** May 21, 2019, 02:38:08 PM »

Quote from: Uncle on May 21, 2019, 01:34:58 PM

I am genuinely asking for the relationship between the phrases "giant dad" and "kuck" and I know I won't receive it but I have to ask anyway

I still laugh every time regardless

big dicks who cum in your wife and breed your kids.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #16691 on:** May 21, 2019, 02:41:54 PM »

Leave it to the Bire to be experts in cuckoldry

VomKriege · « **Reply #16692 on:** May 21, 2019, 02:48:46 PM »

The GoT salt continues to deliver...

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This scene was my first indication that the writers were trying to gaslight us

In typical ERA fashion, it cannot just be that the writers are hacks but the whole legitimacy of their work must be doubted on top of implying they're bigots.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/what-daenerys-targaryen-meant-to-me-full-got-spoilers.118000/page-25#post-20994293

Nintex · « **Reply #16693 on:** May 21, 2019, 02:54:24 PM »

If you thought that GRRM would have Daenerys win the Game of Thrones you really weren't paying attention to the show.

PogiJones · « **Reply #16694 on:** May 21, 2019, 03:02:03 PM »

https://www.resetera.com/threads/is-maximilian-doods-intro-the-best-youtube-gaming-channel-intro-out-there.118166/post-20981341

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It's great.

I just hope the people involved were compensated adequately.

I AM SOCIALLY CONSCIENTIOUS!

Snoopycat_ · « **Reply #16695 on:** May 21, 2019, 03:19:40 PM »

When did it become a bad thing to ask chicks for nudes?

stufte · « **Reply #16696 on:** May 21, 2019, 03:22:31 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on May 21, 2019, 02:54:24 PM

If you thought that GRRM would have Daenerys win the Game of Thrones you really weren't paying attention to the show.

Yep, she's clearly been on a journey of self important conquest for most of the series. She's exactly like all the other power hungry assholes on the show, but with pretty hair and dragons.

samir · « **Reply #16697 on:** May 21, 2019, 03:35:44 PM »

Dany's storyline was a complete bore. It lacked intrigue and suspense. I didn't exactly help that the supporting characters surrounding here were dull as fuck.

edit: when they were moping around Essos, I mean

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #16698 on:** May 21, 2019, 03:41:41 PM »

Quote from: Snoopycat_ on May 21, 2019, 03:19:40 PM

When did it become a bad thing to ask chicks for nudes?

When they're 14 and your wife has access to them and also she hates you?

nachobro · « **Reply #16699 on:** May 21, 2019, 03:43:13 PM »

https://www.resetera.com/threads/chick-fil-a-banned-from-san-antonio-international-airport-for-its-legacy-of-anti-lgbtq-behavior.107353/post-20996022

resetti mods gonna start banning people for eating fast food

wasn't that a thing on gaf as well near the end?

Nintex · « **Reply #16700 on:** May 21, 2019, 03:50:43 PM »

https://twitter.com/GuiColomb/status/1130648405808599040

Guys, I think you have someone on staff who's already spending a lot of time writing when he should be working instead.

james · « **Reply #16701 on:** May 21, 2019, 04:14:50 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on May 21, 2019, 03:41:41 PM

Quote from: Snoopycat_ on May 21, 2019, 03:19:40 PM
When did it become a bad thing to ask chicks for nudes?

When they're 14 and your wife has access to them and also she hates you?

14

14 but actually 2,000 year old dragon

benjipwns · « **Reply #16702 on:** May 21, 2019, 04:25:37 PM »

Quote from: nachobro on May 21, 2019, 03:43:13 PM

https://www.resetera.com/threads/chick-fil-a-banned-from-san-antonio-international-airport-for-its-legacy-of-anti-lgbtq-behavior.107353/post-20996022

resetti mods gonna start banning people for eating fast food wasn't that a thing on gaf as well near the end?

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User Banned (5 Days): Inflammatory Drive-By in a Sensitive Thread; Account in Junior Phase

Thread has me craving some delicious Chick fil A

Sensitive Thread

thisismyusername · « **Reply #16703 on:** May 21, 2019, 04:35:18 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on May 21, 2019, 03:50:43 PM

https://twitter.com/GuiColomb/status/1130648405808599040

Guys, I think you have someone on staff who's already spending a lot of time writing when he should be working instead.

Frankie/Stinkles doesn't work there anymore, you cuck.

PogiJones · « **Reply #16704 on:** May 21, 2019, 04:51:42 PM »

Benji forgot Stinkles didn't work for Bungie, responded to Nintex's post with a joke in kind, then saw TIMU's post and was so embarrassed he forgot something about Frank O'Connor that he edited his post into a response to a completely different post to try to erase evidence of his blunder

BisMarckie · « **Reply #16705 on:** May 21, 2019, 04:53:44 PM »

These are some serious allegations.

We have one witness corroborating this story.

Mr. Pwns would you like to issue a response?

BisMarckie · « **Reply #16706 on:** May 21, 2019, 04:55:39 PM »

Riotous editing in an insult to deflect from his own undiagnosed autism as seen by getting spoiled by shosta.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #16707 on:** May 21, 2019, 04:56:19 PM »

Quote from: Philip Cardgage on May 21, 2019, 04:54:18 PM

nvm

I saw that as well.

benjipwns · « **Reply #16708 on:** May 21, 2019, 05:11:43 PM »

some posters here are very much antagonizing other users with inflammatory drive-bys in a sensitive thread

I hope that the highly respected and influential uncorrupt moderators of The Bire can review the thread so as to see those members who may also be active members of ResetERA.com, a hate site strongly supportive of the WWE a mass murder organization with ties to Donald J. Trump and Ronda Rousey (known associate of serial killer Ed Boon), can be brought to justice and ensure the safety of everyone on The Bire to continue shitposting without consequences of any kind whatsoever

thank you for all that you do for us in the name of Yum! Brands, and keep up the good work

Lonewulfeus · « **Reply #16709 on:** May 21, 2019, 05:13:49 PM »

Quote from: BisMarckie on May 21, 2019, 04:55:39 PM

Riotous editing in an insult to deflect from his own undiagnosed autism as seen by getting spoiled by shosta.

Why is one who incoherently screeches an insult you ableist scum?!

BisMarckie · « **Reply #16710 on:** May 21, 2019, 05:16:34 PM »

Quote from: Lonewulfeus on May 21, 2019, 05:13:49 PM

Quote from: BisMarckie on May 21, 2019, 04:55:39 PM
Riotous editing in an insult to deflect from his own undiagnosed autism as seen by getting spoiled by shosta.

Why is one who incoherently screeches an insult you ableist scum?!

Listen, I am just the good samaritan who pointed out this horrific attack against Benji, a well-respected member of the Métis amputee community.

benjipwns · « **Reply #16711 on:** May 21, 2019, 05:19:38 PM »

Also, please do not attack stufte, as it has come to our attention that his refusal to explain his disastrous failure to become a game developer is in fact due to his desire not to brag about his higher demigod like qualifications.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #16712 on:** May 21, 2019, 05:23:40 PM »

https://www.resetera.com/threads/sophie-turner-blasts-the-disrespectful-got-petition.118259/post-20992896

PogiJones · « **Reply #16713 on:** May 21, 2019, 05:29:28 PM »

Not surprising that Prominent Members and friends of the corrupt incestuous mods would circle the wagons to cover up Benji's crime of forgetting where Frank O'Connor works then trying to hide evidence of said crime.

This place was supposed to be different than RE.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #16714 on:** May 21, 2019, 05:32:56 PM »

If you‘d like to hang on to your post of official Bire ambassador, I wouldn‘t rock the boat that much.
Would be a shame if someone else got that job because something happened to you, if you know what I‘m saying.

agrajag · « **Reply #16715 on:** May 21, 2019, 05:39:29 PM »

it's too late, EightBitNate has already been murdered in the digital realm, Pogi has consolidated his power. We need the Bire secret police to sort this out.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #16716 on:** May 21, 2019, 05:42:32 PM »

Don’t worry about Pogi. There will be numerous willing candidates once they get a glimpse of the Bire‘s big conservative money.

PogiJones · « **Reply #16717 on:** May 21, 2019, 05:47:16 PM »

And anyone trying to downplay Benji's blunder cover up, here's a jpg of Ms.Galaxy's post about how it has affected her

PogiJones · « **Reply #16718 on:** May 21, 2019, 05:49:28 PM »

If Ms.Galaxy can't count on even The Bire to eliminate corruption and benji to ensure her physical safety, where can she turn? Is there no place she can have peace?

BisMarckie · « **Reply #16719 on:** May 21, 2019, 05:50:13 PM »

Quote from: riotous on May 21, 2019, 05:46:16 PM

I’m making fun of you.

Look at this!
Another heinous attack.
That is the future for the bire that people like PogiJones want.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #16720 on:** May 21, 2019, 05:56:45 PM »

Meanwhile, Pogi double-posts but won't send me nudes.

benjipwns · « **Reply #16721 on:** May 21, 2019, 05:56:51 PM »

Pogi? I swear you would be of more use to me if I skinned you and turned your skin into a lampshade. Or fashioned you into a piece of high-end luggage. I can even add you to my collection!

BisMarckie · « **Reply #16722 on:** May 21, 2019, 06:01:48 PM »

Unrelated, but why is there a print button at the bottom of the page?
What kind of psychopath would print out pages from a Bire thread?

thisismyusername · « **Reply #16723 on:** May 21, 2019, 06:11:53 PM »

Quote from: BisMarckie on May 21, 2019, 06:01:48 PM

Unrelated, but why is there a print button at the bottom of the page?
What kind of psychopath would print out pages from a Bire thread?

Our resident doxxer: Benjipwns, for his file cabinet for when Pogijones attempts to run for president.

PogiJones · « **Reply #16724 on:** May 21, 2019, 06:13:06 PM »

It's public? I thought only we from the FBI had that button.

Nintex · « **Reply #16725 on:** May 21, 2019, 06:13:37 PM »

Gentlemen, gentlemen don't fight here please. This is the war room.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #16726 on:** May 21, 2019, 06:18:48 PM »

People don't print their threads?

agrajag · « **Reply #16727 on:** May 21, 2019, 06:31:54 PM »

I print them so I can wipe my ass with them

thisismyusername · « **Reply #16728 on:** May 21, 2019, 06:35:35 PM »

Quote from: agrajag on May 21, 2019, 06:31:54 PM

I print them so I can wipe my ass with them

Truly taking the meaning of "shitposts" literally.

Uncle · « **Reply #16729 on:** May 21, 2019, 07:33:24 PM »

it doesn't even work it gives an http error 500

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #16730 on:** May 21, 2019, 07:34:22 PM »

Quote from: Uncle on May 21, 2019, 07:33:24 PM

it doesn't even work it gives an http error 500

Working as intended, I'd say.

HaughtyFrank · « **Reply #16731 on:** May 21, 2019, 07:35:35 PM »

Surely there's some serial killer movie where they step into his appartement and it's filled with printed forum threads

PogiJones · « **Reply #16732 on:** May 21, 2019, 07:39:17 PM »

That's how they got Michael Cohen

Uncle · « **Reply #16733 on:** May 21, 2019, 07:43:12 PM »

nudemacusers · « **Reply #16734 on:** May 21, 2019, 07:48:16 PM »

I knew an old* woman who printed all her emails and stored them around her office. She had dozens of binders going back years. Even after we moved to cloud storage which was 100 gb for outlook.

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thisismyusername · « **Reply #16735 on:** May 21, 2019, 07:58:28 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on May 21, 2019, 07:48:16 PM

I knew an old* woman who printed all her emails and stored them around her office. She had dozens of binders going back years. Even after we moved to butt storage which was 100 gb for outlook.

And that woman's name? Hillary Clinton.

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PogiJones · « **Reply #16736 on:** May 21, 2019, 08:01:16 PM »

https://www.resetera.com/threads/what-would-be-your-perfect-playable-autistic-character-rep-for-a-video-game.118275/

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This thread is specifically for people with autism like myself

3 Sonic avatars within the first 6 posts

Snoopycat_ · « **Reply #16737 on:** May 21, 2019, 08:12:08 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on May 21, 2019, 03:41:41 PM

When they're 14 and your wife has access to them and also she hates you?

But that's every French man on the planet

Transhuman · « **Reply #16738 on:** May 21, 2019, 08:14:59 PM »

What if Superman had autism?

shosta · « **Reply #16739 on:** May 21, 2019, 08:38:12 PM »

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