River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I sell shady printed papers on ebay as a side hustle. People want evidence tampering things.

Alot of them have recently been from here.

Don't worry, they almost all have pogi in them.

[thisismyusername]

Speaking of optics:

https://i.redd.it/v8f805a5iiz21.png

I wonder when Reset will get to that.

[BisMarckie]

One flew over the cuckoo‘s nest

[BisMarckie]

I was just curious about the word filter and couldn‘t be more pleased with the result.

[agrajag]

I was just curious about the word filter and couldn‘t be more pleased with the result.

am I the only one that's been purposely manipulating the word filter this entire time? 

[BisMarckie]

I heard this was bannable here.

[agrajag]

I heard this was bannable here.

Spamming pics or holodomor kids is bannable. Any other abuse of the Bire mods is responded to with an "oh you  " reprimand at worst.

[BisMarckie]

BUT OPTIMUS!


A poster so shitty that even filler forgot about him.

[agrajag]

yet Cauliflower persists.

[team filler]

I never forgot about opti, free all my niccas 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

wow, ive supported agra for so long and now this?

THIS?

scorn upon your soul and every being who temps to do the same.

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that sounds game of throney right? cause that show is so fucking stupid

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[agrajag]

bitch you reported me on your first day here!

 

[BIONIC]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/police-are-irritated-by-japanese-publics-flippant-reaction-to-pierre-takis-drug-crime-see-staff-post.118343/

Videogame forum mods circling the wagons around Japan's pedo problem? Why I never

[Transhuman]

The staff post is not being heeded and there are a lot of inflammatory generalizations and othering of Japan going on in here. Thread has been locked, and we will be reviewing posts for further action.

"Othering of Japan"

[Cauliflower Of Love]

bitch you reported me on your first day here!

 

I was testing the system. Which apparently wasn't anonymous and you were trolling me.

It's a mark upon me! I'm sorry.

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fuck you

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[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/police-are-irritated-by-japanese-publics-flippant-reaction-to-pierre-takis-drug-crime-see-staff-post.118343/

Videogame forum mods circling the wagons around Japan's pedo problem? Why I never

You trust RE to actually talk about Japan’s lax CP laws and the skewed priorities of law enforcement and just not “anime tiddies are bad”.

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/BenjiSales/status/1130995790636355584
https://twitter.com/BenjiSales/status/1131021297536913413

 

[thisismyusername]

Them teeth...

[Drainage]

https://twitter.com/BenjiSales/status/1130995790636355584
https://twitter.com/BenjiSales/status/1131021297536913413

 

IMPORTANT PLEASE READ


I misspoke on something pretty major here on accident. What I mean to say was MK11 was the first 3rd party game top place Number 1 on Switch since Mario and Rabbids.

 

[tuna_love]

Them teeth...

only cunt ive seen to wear a hat to show off his giant forehead 

[BIONIC]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/police-are-irritated-by-japanese-publics-flippant-reaction-to-pierre-takis-drug-crime-see-staff-post.118343/

Videogame forum mods circling the wagons around Japan's pedo problem? Why I never

Holy shit, a mega w-word mod got triggered and the thread’s a fucking graveyard

Gaf is back!

[shosta]

two people got banned

[BIONIC]

two people got banned

Three, and the thread got locked

GRAVEYARD MASS HYSTERIA

[Clockwork5]

This is the kind of dude that types his posts up in Microsoft Word...and then saves them on his hard drive.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/thq-nordic-acquires-piranha-bytes-gothic-risen-elex.118371/#post-21009013

[Potato]

time for an official weekend staff communications roundup for those trying to keep up to date for optimum ResetERA.com posting:

OFFICIAL STAFF COMMUNICATION
Knock off the metacommentary about who belongs here. This thread is supposed to be for everyone on the forum who wants to be here for discussion.

Where was this staff post when they were publicly endorsing bullying conservatives and Republicans off the forum?

[agrajag]

why'd you lose your fetish mask, Benji?

[Occam]

This is the kind of dude that types his posts up in Microsoft Word...and then saves them on his hard drive.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/thq-nordic-acquires-piranha-bytes-gothic-risen-elex.118371/#post-21009013

Yes, there is a disproportionate number of mentally ill people on Resetera. Mental illness is Resetera's secret sauce.

[Uncle]

The ongoing THQ Nordic hatred is amazing 

Don't forget about all the things you're supporting when you consider any THQ Nordic games.

Yeah, really disappointing. I have a hard time seeing how I could support THQ with the shit they’ve been up to.

I'm always baffled at people who can see the kind of shit THQ has done, and supported and go "Yeah, still gonna buy the games though cuz games" its legit surprising.

It was one event and literally nothing came of it 


Imagine the day that Nintendo partners with a new ad agency that accidentally runs ads on all the chan sites for a while, the company says "whoops our bad" and no one gets fired

Imagine when a a random Sony employee likes a tweet about electing Sargon for whatever thing he's running for and Sony doesn't fire him

[remy]

Those bans in that thread for saying it's b.s. that drugs are punished harder than Child  porn  are random even for  reset bans. Were those guys meant to see into the future to read that staff post   

Sorry to speak I'll of glorious nippon

[VomKriege]

Sometimes I think THQ Nordic is a big, giant money laundering machine or something like that. I don't have proof but also no doubts.

I mean, if they're fine with homophobia, white nationalism, and child pornography I wouldn't be surprised if they were also okay with money laundering.

[Snoopycat_]

Jesus. Now even money laundering is being frowned at. Where will it all end

[jorma]

Meanwhile, in the real world, THQ Nordic AB is trading at ATH again 

[ResetBanBot]

Sometimes I think THQ Nordic is a big, giant money laundering machine or something like that. I don't have proof but also no doubts.

I mean, if they're fine with homophobia, white nationalism, and child pornography I wouldn't be surprised if they were also okay with money laundering.

Possibly the most disingenuous and bad faith posting on ResetEra, ever.

[jorma]

It's not like the boycott has even been going on for a year.. and these guys invest low and they expect returns that arent astronomical. Definitely works on quantity rather than quality output. I mean, read a rumor Elex 2's budget is 5-10Million euros I think? They dont need to set the world on fire with sales to make a sizeable profit. The engine was inhouse and the sequel will 100%be using the same

Someone should probably tell THQ that they're being boycotted because i'm fairly sure they don't know about it...

[Momo]

it's too late, EightBitNate has already been murdered in the digital realm, Pogi has consolidated his power. We need the Bire secret police to sort this out.

[Snoopycat_]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/thq-nordic-q5-earnings-full-year-sales-of-596m-op-ebit-of-93m-80-games-in-dev-new-aaa-game-by-4a-games-coming.118368/#post-21010470

"Fighting with myself how I should handle the situation."




 

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/lets-talk-about-days-gone-2-what-do-you-want-from-the-sequel.118382/

 

[VomKriege]

to the unsung heroes Cliquosaurus and gutter_trash valiantly holding the line against hordes of crazed extreme leftists who want to start proceedings for impeaching Trump, probably out of a secret bad faith accelerationist motive.

Beto would be stellar VP material with Harris or Warren leading the ticket.

You'll make a stellar spare part, son, welcome to the big leagues of potted plants !

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VP isn't the worst job to become President, really, but I assume there's a reason a lot of them are seasoned operatives. O'Rourke would have more productive avenues to chase after O would think.

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https://www.resetera.com/threads/us-poliera-2019-ot4-folded-like-a-dog.110586/page-312#post-21007817

[BisMarckie]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-representation-of-climate-change-in-mass-media-has-been-shameful-long-post-w-got-spoilers.118363/

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

two people got banned

Three, and the thread got locked

GRAVEYARD MASS HYSTERIA

On a long enough timeline, every thread on era is a graveyard, because thats how era mods roll.

[Ghoul]

Spoiling got whilst going full distinguished mentally-challenged fellow, I wonder if he signed the petition.

The THQ hate boner is so strong, I love the WELL MUST BE MONEY LAUNDERING TOO THOSE PRICKS.

The CP vs Drug laws in japan are pretty insane.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Meanwhile, in the real world, THQ Nordic AB is trading at ATH again 

well thats all according to keikaku for a money laundering operation.
I'm not definitely saying that THQ definitely is a money laundering operation as definitely evidenced by an AMA on 8Chan and not ResetEra.com LLC, The hottest place to talk about video games and more, but I'm not not saying that.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

If the so-woke-they're-narcoleptic crowd really wanted to shit up that Japanese Coke Classic thread, they'd have brought the old "How come its acceptable to do a little coke if you've got the money to do so, but you do a little crack, which is just a type of cocaine, and suddenly you're a crackhead? I'll tell you why. Racism is why." line

[Ghoul]

ehhh coke classic is usually done by people who can afford the habit. Crack was created by the government to destroy ghettos my source for this is The Wire

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

it's completely cool to protest and call out THQ in related thread, i too think what they did was reprehensible, but i think the difference compared to EGS threads is that the backlash against EGS and their moneyhats/etc aren't limited to era and are seen in other gaming communities and reported in major gaming websites, whereas the boycott and calling out of THQ hasn't had much of a traction outside era. i don't see why people are surprised that their boycott hasn't had any effect, it's not widespread enough, and it only seems to be brought up in specifically THQ-related threads while the games put out by the parent company's other subsidiaries like deep silver aren't really getting the same reaction, not to mention all the other games they have a hand in publishing or distributing (shenmue 3, pretty much any major 3rd party game in europe by capcom/sega/bethesda/SE/etc).

raelly meaks yuo tihnk 

[Ghoul]

Mazi is one letter away from Nazi they're not slick. Read the message I think they've actually realized that no one other than era gives a fuck about what they did and they can't hurt them via boycotting them.

OWNED BRUH.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

ehhh coke classic is usually done by people who can afford the habit. Crack was created by the government to destroy ghettos my source for this is The Wire

thats why its a better threadshitting ploy; its based on an element of truth.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/arm-cuts-ties-with-huawei-threatening-future-chip-designs.118391/post-21012535

A bunch of Era now think Trump is a genius businessman and strong and well informed leader of the country now 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I wonder what happens when trump finds out the huawaeii recommends start under obama.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

That's not true though? Stop eating up American propaganda.

Are we... pretending the Chinese and U.S. government are the same when it comes to how gathered intelligence is applied?

China applies gathered intelligence to target dissident groups within China.
The US does that too (targets dissidents within the US).

But also uses intelligence to destabilise foreign sovereign powers, interfere with foreign elections, kidnap foreign citizens via extraordinary rendition, assassinate foreign citizens, issue drone strikes on both military and civilian targets, leaves government mandated security holes in exported technology to allow access to its security forces, and has in recent memory fabricated intelligence to justify the invasion of a foreign sovereignty in direct violation of UN wishes. It also spends vastly more on its military than anyone else on the planet.

I mean... if China is engaging in the same level of fuckery at the geopolitical scale that the US is, they must be super fucking good at it, because they haven't been caught doing that. Unlike the US has. On multiple occasions.

[who is ted danson?]

Quick, someone find a link between Trump and THQNordic. Perhaps we've found the org that Putin used to funnel money through to the US.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

China applies gathered intelligence to target dissident groups within China.
The US does that too (targets dissidents within the US).

This is some stupid fucking shit to juxtapose.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

This is some stupid fucking shit to juxtapose.

Not really.
As a non-US citizen, I'm more concerned about the foreign power with the history of being more than willing and able to both spy on foreign citizens and also to take any action it deems necessary with complete disregard for sovereignty than I am about the country also spying on foreign citizens but that contains its actions to within its own borders.

e:
A US monopoly on global infrastructural resources - like, say, Windows or RSA encryption for secure payment processing - has knock on effects when the NSA insists on leaving back doors to allow it access, because it then results in civilian damage as a byproduct when things like Wannacry or Birthday attacks occur when black hats independently find those exploits the NSA asked to be left in.

The US is pushing the narrative hard that chinese governmental security forces have backdoors via their civilian technology sales, despite having no proof to supply anyone that that is the case, because the US governmental security forces have backdoors via their civilian technology sales. Its textbook projection.

[BIONIC]

[Cauliflower Of Love]

The US isn't doing what the chinese are doing to dissenters.

So sit and spin.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

I would rather be a dissenter in the US than in China, but thats not the point. I don't live in either of those places, but one of those two routinely interferes in other countries and the other doesn't.

Chinese technology firms = the biggest security risk is a propaganda smoke screen.

Its not Chinese botfarms serving up #fakenews, interfering in domestic elections and having ex-pat dissidents mysteriously drop dead from polonium poisoning.
If theres an imminent and ongoing threat to US informational security, and a hostile intelligence force actively attacking US citizens through things like disinformation campaigns, its not fucking China doing it.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

This is interesting.

[FStop7]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/politico-small-dollar-bernie-sanders-sidles-up-to-big-money-with-in-person-grass-roots-fundraisers.118394/#post-21013358

I'm guessing most people have figured out that Bernie is a joke. An old man that is either unwilling or unable to put much effort into learning new complex things. To me, Bernie is just a more left-leaning and generally more coherent version of Biden.

They hate Bernie so much for not sufficiently bending the knee to Yaass Queen 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I would rather be a dissenter in the US than in China, but thats not the point. I don't live in either of those places, but one of those two routinely interferes in other countries and the other doesn't.

Chinese technology firms = the biggest security risk is a propaganda smoke screen.

Its not Chinese botfarms serving up #fakenews, interfering in domestic elections and having ex-pat dissidents mysteriously drop dead from polonium poisoning.
If theres an imminent and ongoing threat to US informational security, and a hostile intelligence force actively attacking US citizens through things like disinformation campaigns, its not fucking China doing it.

Wait you don't think china is serving up "fakenews"?