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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #18060 on: May 24, 2019, 05:18:53 PM »
I fucking knew Star Raver made top three but even I didn't expect it to be the winner, Millers Daughter making it is just perfect too, never change PR judges :lol

Syrian Queen seems like the fake out type where Heidi would say "but I like it, I would wear it!" as everyone else shits on it as unoriginal

edit: oh Heidi isn't even on the show anymore :(

but of course Nina still is :yuck

*adds to dossier*
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Isn't spectating Era just a trash-tier reality show when you get down to it?
Right down to we all have our personal picks for who should be evicted

 :thinking

They should get those GoT writers to end it
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #18061 on: May 24, 2019, 05:28:13 PM »
I fucking knew Star Raver made top three but even I didn't expect it to be the winner, Millers Daughter making it is just perfect too, never change PR judges :lol

Syrian Queen seems like the fake out type where Heidi would say "but I like it, I would wear it!" as everyone else shits on it as unoriginal

edit: oh Heidi isn't even on the show anymore :(

but of course Nina still is :yuck

*adds to dossier*
Likes reality TV shows

Isn't spectating Era just a trash-tier reality show when you get down to it?
Right down to we all have our personal picks for who should be evicted

 :thinking

They should get those GoT writers to end it

Listen, I think they did as poor a job as the next guy, but I don’t think they should kill themselves.  :wag

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #18062 on: May 24, 2019, 05:48:38 PM »
I fucking knew Star Raver made top three but even I didn't expect it to be the winner, Millers Daughter making it is just perfect too, never change PR judges :lol

Syrian Queen seems like the fake out type where Heidi would say "but I like it, I would wear it!" as everyone else shits on it as unoriginal

edit: oh Heidi isn't even on the show anymore :(

but of course Nina still is :yuck

*adds to dossier*
Likes reality TV shows

Isn't spectating Era just a trash-tier reality show when you get down to it?
Right down to we all have our personal picks for who should be evicted

 :thinking

They should get those GoT writers to end it

They're busy driving neogaf into the gutter.


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« Reply #18064 on: May 24, 2019, 05:53:33 PM »
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Somewhat coincidentally, both have some ties with Epic Games (at least their games are going to have exclusivity in EGS), which is known for crunching in extreme their workers because no update for Fortnite can wait or the game would be down forever.

:rofl

That is such a weak case, but also pretty awesome to include that. :rofl
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« Reply #18065 on: May 24, 2019, 05:59:55 PM »
lmao at the first reason
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David Cage, from Quantic Dream and oh boy, where do i start?
-Being an entitled guy that he thought he invented narrative videogames with Detroit Become Human

HaughtyFrank

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« Reply #18066 on: May 24, 2019, 06:00:32 PM »
A bunch of that shit is tenuous as hell lol

He threw absolutely everything at the wall to see what sticks  :lol

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David Cage, from Quantic Dream and oh boy, where do i start?
-Being an entitled guy that he thought he invented narrative videogames with Detroit Become Human

VomKriege

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« Reply #18067 on: May 24, 2019, 06:03:18 PM »
lmao at the first reason
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David Cage, from Quantic Dream and oh boy, where do i start?
-Being an entitled guy that he thought he invented narrative videogames with Detroit Become Human

Actually he invented narrative video games with Omikron, thank you.  :hmph

I mean Cage has always been pretty buffoonish with that shit but I don't think it counts at making him a leper.
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benjipwns

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« Reply #18068 on: May 24, 2019, 06:04:49 PM »
Omikron was like the perfect level of stupid, and then Fahrenheit started to drift a little more...

edit: isn't David Bowie playing himself playing his avatar or something nutty like that in Omikron?

BisMarckie

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« Reply #18069 on: May 24, 2019, 06:08:54 PM »
First 20-30 minutes of Fahrenheit were so good. :lawd
And then the wheels came off and before I knew it I had sex with a ghost.

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 Fact check: Apparently it is the character you are playing that is the ghost.

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« Reply #18070 on: May 24, 2019, 06:10:05 PM »
fahrenhiet 11/9?
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« Reply #18071 on: May 24, 2019, 06:10:37 PM »
Fahrenheit 451.

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« Reply #18072 on: May 24, 2019, 06:13:32 PM »
I wish michael moore would make more docus.

aslo michael b jordan is so fucking hot.

e: oops  :doge
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #18073 on: May 24, 2019, 06:14:16 PM »
I wish michael moore would make more docus.

 :donot

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« Reply #18074 on: May 24, 2019, 06:16:26 PM »
He called the trump election and people laughed at him.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #18075 on: May 24, 2019, 06:19:26 PM »
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I watched the Ultimate Alliance 3 trailer released today for the X-Men and I’m deeply disappointed by the design they chose for one of the announced characters Psylocke.
Of course, Team Ninja being Team Ninja, instead of choosing one of her better designs from the more recent comics, they went with her sexualized leotard design.
 
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She’s not the only character who’s using their sexualized designs.

Elektra
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Storm
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Scarlet Witch
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Mystique
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There’s probably more, hell I wouldn’t be surprised if one of the unlockable costumes is a Ms. Marvel outfit for Captain Marvel. I thought Marvel as a whole was moving away from these designs and it sucks to see that they’re still being used in things today and I hope there are some costumes with more sensible outfits.
https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-women-criticise-sexualised-character-designs-ot2-i-have-no-pants-and-i-must-scream-read-op.65064/post-21062592

Upset about iconic costumes in marvel game  :lol



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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #18076 on: May 24, 2019, 06:19:49 PM »
wait, is farenhiet 451 just equilibrium?
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benjipwns

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« Reply #18077 on: May 24, 2019, 06:21:22 PM »
someone should point out that Mystique is probably actually naked

VomKriege

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« Reply #18078 on: May 24, 2019, 06:34:13 PM »
Omikron was like the perfect level of stupid, and then Fahrenheit started to drift a little more...

edit: isn't David Bowie playing himself playing his avatar or something nutty like that in Omikron?

Bowie is spirit-network-resistance-prophet Boz ("The most famous pirate on the Multiplan. He knew the network by heart and got a sly pleasure from foiling Ix's attempts to identify him." to quote the wiki) but also appears as part of a music band resisting censorship laws called the Dreamers, performing several songs made for the game, that you can catch in secret concerts. I don't know if the game explicitly suggests Boz and the singer are perhaps one and the same.
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Cauliflower Of Love

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« Reply #18079 on: May 24, 2019, 06:36:17 PM »
someone should point out that Mystique is probably actually naked

I've brought it up and they tell me "oh it's just her power".
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« Reply #18080 on: May 24, 2019, 06:42:31 PM »
wtf is wrong with those outfits? These are all incredibly tame, ESPECIALLY Scarlet Witch. They can argue all day long that they aren't puritanical, but they're lying to themselves. Someone get those characters into a burka! NOT MODEST ENOUGH!

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« Reply #18081 on: May 24, 2019, 06:44:43 PM »
Shoulders  :exxy
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« Reply #18082 on: May 24, 2019, 06:48:55 PM »
List of Era approved female X Men:


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Although maybe Dust has got #cancelled because she was co-created by Ethan Van Scriver and G-Moz, who are both white straight men so its cultural appropriation (and also Ethan Van Scriver is a comicsgater)
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« Reply #18083 on: May 24, 2019, 06:51:27 PM »
We need to talk about the whitewashing of Gamora.



benjipwns

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« Reply #18084 on: May 24, 2019, 06:52:28 PM »
Bowie is spirit-network-resistance-prophet Boz ("The most famous pirate on the Multiplan. He knew the network by heart and got a sly pleasure from foiling Ix's attempts to identify him." to quote the wiki) but also appears as part of a music band resisting censorship laws called the Dreamers, performing several songs made for the game, that you can catch in secret concerts. I don't know if the game explicitly suggests Boz and the singer are perhaps one and the same.
I think they're not, I think that's the goofy thing.

Iman is in the game too, she's an assassin or something :lol

that whole game is just so fucking weird (I mean just look at that sentence you quoted lol), but it holds together better than when Cage started combining his weird shit with the real world

although I certainly don't remember it playing well, Fahrenheit was quite a bit more polished on that front

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« Reply #18085 on: May 24, 2019, 06:54:54 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-spanish-gamedev-conference-gamelab-inviting-randy-pitchford-and-david-cage-after-recent-scandals-is-extremely-insensitive-disgusting-and-cynical.118873/

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I fully expect people new to Era not to know about threadwhining being a bannable offense, but surely you should better by now.

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I've said my piece, do what you want about it. I'm not going to report you or anything, it's just, well... weird to see a "this isn't news worthy" comment from someone with over 10k posts.

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B) That these two developers being present in a game conference is news worthy at all (this is a textbook example of thread whining, which is bad form, backseat modding, and expressly forbidden by the TOS).
I’m not gonna report you but I will light the bat signal as hard as possible  :lol :lol
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« Reply #18086 on: May 24, 2019, 07:03:10 PM »
Alright, that forum Boomers meme is great content.

Congrats to Bananas!





benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #18087 on: May 24, 2019, 07:07:01 PM »
gross, from looking up this overly sexualized Marvel game for the Switch, I discovered that Game Informer has hired a French Canadian

I take back anything remotely positive I said about them

BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #18088 on: May 24, 2019, 07:07:25 PM »
I‘ll make sure to quote every cauli post. :american

PogiJones

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« Reply #18089 on: May 24, 2019, 07:08:29 PM »
That'll just hurt you more than it will hurt me  :ufup

BisMarckie

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« Reply #18090 on: May 24, 2019, 07:08:30 PM »
gross, from looking up this overly sexualized Marvel game for the Switch, I discovered that Game Informer has hired a French Canadian

I take back anything remotely positive I said about them

Since you talked about omikron earlier, there is a playthrough of it on Game Informer‘s youtube channel with national treasure Dan Ryckert.

BisMarckie

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« Reply #18091 on: May 24, 2019, 07:09:26 PM »
That'll just hurt you more than it will hurt me  :ufup

Oh yeah? What are you gonna do? Stab Ignore me?

PogiJones

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« Reply #18092 on: May 24, 2019, 07:11:38 PM »
If I ignored you, who would complain nonstop about my rare careposts?  :uguu

PogiJones

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« Reply #18093 on: May 24, 2019, 07:12:14 PM »
And why did you change your username anyway? Who do you think you are? Jack?

BisMarckie

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« Reply #18094 on: May 24, 2019, 07:14:46 PM »
And why did you change your username anyway? Who do you think you are? Jack?

Don‘t deadname me! I dare you! :bolo

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« Reply #18095 on: May 24, 2019, 07:15:21 PM »
He called the trump election and people laughed at him.
what did he call it?
 :rodney


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #18098 on: May 24, 2019, 08:02:44 PM »
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I watched the Ultimate Alliance 3 trailer released today for the X-Men and I’m deeply disappointed by the design they chose for one of the announced characters Psylocke.
Of course, Team Ninja being Team Ninja, instead of choosing one of her better designs from the more recent comics, they went with her sexualized leotard design.
 
(Image removed from quote.)

She’s not the only character who’s using their sexualized designs.

Elektra
 (Image removed from quote.)

Storm
 (Image removed from quote.)

Scarlet Witch
(Image removed from quote.)

Mystique
 (Image removed from quote.)

There’s probably more, hell I wouldn’t be surprised if one of the unlockable costumes is a Ms. Marvel outfit for Captain Marvel. I thought Marvel as a whole was moving away from these designs and it sucks to see that they’re still being used in things today and I hope there are some costumes with more sensible outfits.
https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-women-criticise-sexualised-character-designs-ot2-i-have-no-pants-and-i-must-scream-read-op.65064/post-21062592

Upset about iconic costumes in marvel game  :lol

(Image removed from quote.)

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REEEEE why are they including iconic superhero outfits instead of generic colorless battle armor REEE

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #18099 on: May 24, 2019, 08:05:18 PM »
knowing those games they'll include like twenty variant outfits anyway

hopefully all of them show even more skin

it's scientifically proven to help them be more flexible in battle:

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #18100 on: May 24, 2019, 08:32:20 PM »
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In one of our local shelters a cis woman won the right to be admitted to a men's shelter because she identifies as male.

User Banned (Permanent): Transphobia and a history of similar behaviour. Previous severe infractions.


History.



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« Reply #18101 on: May 24, 2019, 09:02:57 PM »
Console tariffs.

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Uncle

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« Reply #18102 on: May 24, 2019, 09:05:20 PM »
Alright, that forum Boomers meme is great content.

Congrats to Bananas!

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why would you unblock cauliflower's alt just to immediately block cauliflower himself  :confused
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« Reply #18103 on: May 24, 2019, 09:46:10 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-spanish-gamedev-conference-gamelab-inviting-randy-pitchford-and-david-cage-after-recent-scandals-is-extremely-insensitive-disgusting-and-cynical.118873/

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Just report it to the mod team for thread whining if you think that you feel that strongly that that what he's doing and be done with it, instead of backseat modding and acting condescending to your fellow forum members.
I don't feel strongly about it, which is why I thought telling them would be preferable to reporting them. You know, the exact same thing you're doing right now?

I do feel strongly about other users misrepresenting what I had an issue with, which is precisely what happened next, and the clarification to which you're quoting.

Anything else I can help you with?

This level of hostility  :lol
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« Reply #18104 on: May 24, 2019, 10:49:11 PM »
Yeah they seem pretty pissy. They should probably be off doing something more productive.

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« Reply #18105 on: May 25, 2019, 01:06:41 AM »
https://twitter.com/iknowplacesmp6/status/1131977960444108802

:whew :whew :whew

That reporter repeating the question though: :neogaf

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« Reply #18106 on: May 25, 2019, 02:45:55 AM »
making a gif about adding me to ignore list


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« Reply #18108 on: May 25, 2019, 03:12:24 AM »
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I personally know Randy. He is a PoS. I remember when I saw him give a journalist an envelope... for Aliens Colonial Marines

Kind of weird having the review code in an envelope ? Fix your shit Gearbox lol.
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« Reply #18109 on: May 25, 2019, 03:58:35 AM »
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Good, time for China to learn some hard lessons.

Yes, yes, as we all know China didn't get enough hard lessons, unlike the US and that's why we're there.
 :usacry

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My point is who's to say USA won't use this same political mechanism to disrupt the business of another company, with less honorable intentions in mind?
We won't do such a thing without proper justification.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-verge-huawei-can%E2%80%99t-officially-use-microsd-cards-in-its-phones-going-forward.118850/#post-21080412

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-verge-huawei-can%E2%80%99t-officially-use-microsd-cards-in-its-phones-going-forward.118850/page-2#post-21085856
« Last Edit: May 25, 2019, 04:10:55 AM by VomKriege »
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benjipwns

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« Reply #18110 on: May 25, 2019, 05:26:37 AM »
i think this random angry youtuber is a fan of ResetERA.com, the internets largest boomer-free discussion resource


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #18111 on: May 25, 2019, 06:30:53 AM »

This level of hostility  :lol

weltall zeros such a passive aggressive lil bish  :lol :lol :lol

nudemacusers

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« Reply #18112 on: May 25, 2019, 07:01:07 AM »
A random Twitter user who employs gutter language is a source? Really?

Gutter language  :jeanluc
That thread is so angry lmao. Must be the holiday weekend loneliness flaring up.
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GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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« Reply #18113 on: May 25, 2019, 07:12:58 AM »
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Good, time for China to learn some hard lessons.

Yes, yes, as we all know China didn't get enough hard lessons, unlike the US and that's why we're there.
 :usacry

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My point is who's to say USA won't use this same political mechanism to disrupt the business of another company, with less honorable intentions in mind?
We won't do such a thing without proper justification.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-verge-huawei-can%E2%80%99t-officially-use-microsd-cards-in-its-phones-going-forward.118850/#post-21080412

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-verge-huawei-can%E2%80%99t-officially-use-microsd-cards-in-its-phones-going-forward.118850/page-2#post-21085856

HAHA GET FUCKED CHINA, YEW ESS EH YEW ESS, wait, they're going to increase the price of muh consoles?  :noooo

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« Reply #18114 on: May 25, 2019, 07:55:38 AM »
Thinking starlink satellites are gonna be visible from earth ground.

:reeeee
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #18115 on: May 25, 2019, 07:56:46 AM »

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« Reply #18116 on: May 25, 2019, 07:58:25 AM »
Oh Jeez. NuGaf's smelly beards are larping again. 

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/whats-something-you-wouldnt-do-for-1-million.1482946/
narrator: they all sucked dick when offered $1 million
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Snoopycat_

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« Reply #18117 on: May 25, 2019, 08:07:49 AM »

narrator: they all sucked dick when offered $1 million

Most people's first reaction would be they wouldn't hurt anyone. NuGaf's reaction is to cross their legs and clutch their pearls.

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« Reply #18118 on: May 25, 2019, 08:17:59 AM »
One more thing Elon Musk is ruining: The night sky.
https://www.resetera.com/threads/one-more-thing-elon-musk-is-ruining-the-night-sky.118971/

Oh my god shut the fuck up you whiny bitch


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« Reply #18119 on: May 25, 2019, 09:00:22 AM »
Wall Street: "Tesla is bankrupt"

Elon:
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