River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[Cauliflower Of Love]

what if the dude is indulging in the fantasy that one of them is male

or what if the fetish is that he can sexualize women and deny them their rights as human beings?

and then they voted for hillary

dun dun dun

[benjipwns]

i'll admit it, this whole five year old discussion was a mistake, we're not mature enough for it

ban the poland and kill them

[nudemacusers]

[...]one thing[...], if a five year old comes [...] you fuck [...]

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I thought you were talking like, drinking some coke after a shot.

Or chasing five year olds with five year olds

I prefer my spirits like my wine, over 70 years old and trapped in cellar with a cork in them.

[PogiJones]

nothing says cyberpunk to me like "we should improve society somewhat"

[nudemacusers]

[...]this [..] five year old [...] was a mistake [...] not mature enough [...]

kill them

[benjipwns]

i'll admit it ... five year old ...s... mature enough for it

[Himu]

tbf have you seen some of the biceps on today's 5 years olds? the hormones they put in today's food, man.

[benjipwns]

shosta knows, when you get to juvenile, you find the biggest five year old there and you push him over first

it's basically the same method as moderating ResetERA.com

[james]

I dont look at five year olds, why do you?

[Propagandhim]

So, what did Gerstmann say?

[benjipwns]

the guy who works on Destiny said that ResetERA.com is the place he goes last for any kind of feedback because it's the most depressing forum, and Jeff said he just doesn't go there at all anymore

the Giant Bomb thread actually mostly agreed with them, only SweetNicole got butthurt about it

[Don Rumata]

nothing says cyberpunk to me like "we should improve society somewhat"

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Ok, i fixed it so it isn't cut.

[nudemacusers]

Ok, i fixed it so it isn't cut.

Something something five year olds

[Propagandhim]

damnit, I wanted something juicy, but that'll do.

[benjipwns]

it's the same thing Jeff used to say about NeoGAF.com, I just don't think the dude reads forums or needs to unless he's looking up something or comes across whatever, he used to insult the Giant Bomb forums too

SweetNicole's just having the ban sweats

[Propagandhim]

I remember him saying he avoided GAF because people would get weird and try to starfuck and swarm him with attention in any thread he posted in. 

[ResetBanBot]

Speaking of Gerstmann, it's thrilling watching the soyboys talk about unions in the YouTube chat.

Benji, they're talking about libertarianism now.

[benjipwns]

the only thing I really remember about Giant Bomb on GAF was that time Brad freaked out and argued with everyone for like ten pages

[Tripon]

it's the same thing Jeff used to say about NeoGAF.com, I just don't think the dude reads forums or needs to unless he's looking up something or comes across whatever, he used to insult the Giant Bomb forums too

SweetNicole's just having the ban sweats

[benjipwns]

to his credit, it wasn't about five year olds

[ResetBanBot]

is Brad the one who seems oblivious all the time?

[Propagandhim]

is Brad the one who seems oblivious all the time?

No, that's Dan Ryckert.  A 30-something that didn't know what a mortgage was.  He's a good man.

[ResetBanBot]

they're all the oblivious one

[benjipwns]

Brad's the one who will argue with anyone until they die, he killed Ryan Davis in order to get Skyrim as GOTY

[benjipwns]

this dude makes a bunch of BIG promises in this video, he better back these up Tripon

[Propagandhim]

Jesus Christ, benji 

[benjipwns]

people shit on Abby, but I don't think she ever has been close to how bad Brad was that year

[Transhuman]

Is Giant Bomb essentially On Cinema at the Cinema for videogames?

[stufte]

So apparently that cyber wang in the poster REE is REEEEEing about is a "Mr. Studd" implant from the Cyberpunk 2020 tabletop game.

[Propagandhim]

It's post-truffle oil popcorn On Cinema

[zepblackstar]

https://twitter.com/BenjiSales/status/1138909207841976320

Benji must be stopped.

Benji in 5 years will take over for geoff keighley as the face of gaming

[benjipwns]

Is Giant Bomb essentially On Cinema at the Cinema for videogames?

god i wish

on cinema at the cinema is so specific, if you don't have that reference to the reviewers they're aping it's harder to pull off, i don't think there's anybody in gaming you could do that for

anybody you tried to do it for would just be read entirely straight because you have actual garbage people like DSP or whoever out there on the internet with thousands of viewers

[Himu]

Is Giant Bomb essentially On Cinema at the Cinema for videogames?

one of the few video game site worth visiting, including usgamer and gematsu

[benjipwns]

a video game greg would be obvious

but how would you do tim?

dammit

[Lonewulfeus]

Thinly veiled fat/furry shaming threads too.

Furries should be shamed

[zepblackstar]

Is Giant Bomb essentially On Cinema at the Cinema for videogames?

one of the few video game site worth visiting, including usgamer and gematsu

https://www.usgamer.net/articles/cyberpunk-2077-keanu-reeves-johnny-silverhand-e3-2019-hook-up-sex
 

Sadly, You Probably Can't Hook Up With Keanu Reeves in Cyberpunk 2077
Sleeping with NPCs does not seem to extend to digital ghost Keanu Reeves, unfortunately.

[Tripon]

this dude makes a bunch of BIG promises in this video, he better back these up Tripon

[Lonewulfeus]

a video game [...] but [...] you do tim [...]

Would play

[Cauliflower Of Love]

holy shit at "a taco is just a crunchy sandwich."

What kinda of garbage as sandwiches have you been having in your life?

[benjipwns]

User Banned (3 Days): Trolling in a serious topic, Drive by

But I already bought this pitchfork.

no fun allowed, dude is making fun of everybody cmon

[benjipwns]

User banned (1 week): concern trolling and misrepresenting users concerns

I don't understand why it's been considered not only okay but almost obligatory for this community to basically backhand-shame anyone that would find a pretty woman with those features to be attractive. I'm not even being remotely sarcastic or joking. I've been partial to that sort of thing myself, admitted at risk of becoming a target or paraiah on what's acceptable, and what's gaudy/wrong/insulting/whatever that billboard is supposed to be.

concern trolling and misrepresenting? cmon! Glen! do something!

[Lonewulfeus]

holy shit [...] a taco is just [...] garbage [...]

 

[Momo]

30 pages overnight? who outed themselves as a pedophile?

[benjipwns]

First, Ana Valens' Daily Dot piece, shared here earlier, is really excellent. It's the #1 thing to read about this, that I've found so far.

Also found myself nodding along to her tweet here (couldn't make it embed correctly so I took a screencap) and the embedded snippet from her article:

To quote @jaffameister: “Ultimately, the lesson here is that in order for trans representation to be done right, trans people need to be involved in the decision-making process.” Want to talk about us? Put us in the room. We know how to talk about gender in a meaningful way.

Nice to see another trans person comin' away thinkin' the CDPR artist doesn't know the first thing about real-life trans people. It really feels that way. It's like she's talking about theoretical gender aliens or something. And let's note what kind of depiction that resulted in.

what part of "there's a bunch of trans people on staff" is being allowed to be ignored by this Valens cult when nobody else gets to do that? it's attacking DEVELOPERS, LAZY DEV RHETORIC and horseshit you know it all already what am i even bothering right?

Yeah.

I'm actually really curious if any of the numerous people who said "Oh, this seems reasonable." on the first page have changed their minds since some trans voices chimed in.

YES, like, I'm not someone's futuristic fucking social experiment.

I'm a human being and I'd like to see someone in a video game who's even a little bit like me without a huge pink arrow calling attention to a body part that A) it's clearly nobody's business to ask about, and B) DOES NOT DEFINE ME OR ANY OTHER TRANS PERSON

these fucking people good god why am i trying to figure them out

when did five year olds push over all the subtly and careful construction at the gas station? literally nothing this djgolfclap (lol) says has anything to do with anything resembling reality? how does literally everyone all seem to see it one specific way and it's all the same and ANA VALENS decoded it through that gibberish that was worse than even what I post? and it all happens to be exactly what they want it to be in the first place? why is their only personality a single thing and it's their self-sexual-perception? why do i have so many questions that i already know the answers to?

who will be our tim heidecker of gaming? no answers

[benjipwns]

30 pages overnight? who outed themselves as a pedophile?

a dude got pushed over at a gas station by a five year old

he called his apartment manager to complain

[ResetBanBot]

They're grifters who want to get paid to write moralistic propaganda. It's really not that deep.

[benjipwns]

I'm not particularly a fan of homo economicus. There's no money involved in being a ResetERA.com poster.

Unlike being a The Bire poster, where Steam keys are so abundant that nobody takes them!

[ResetBanBot]

That one is just a useful idiot.

[benjipwns]

eh whatever it's stupid

like five year olds

[ResetBanBot]

I guess this direction didn't work out
https://twitter.com/jaffameister/status/1113420221522563072

[benjipwns]

lmao at how all those twitter accounts are always the same things constantly 24/7

thanks to that one though i found this beautiful tweet:
https://twitter.com/UnburntWitch/status/1138894627438641152

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/acvalens/status/1138869111348486144

good luck

[ResetBanBot]

it's part of an extortion racket, they all make money off grievance mongering.

[BIONIC]

Benji has been heavily active in this thread for at least 17 straight hours…

[Cerveza mas fina]

Oh u think benji is one person lol

[Cerveza mas fina]

I think most trans people would feel sorry for ree posters being lost in imaginary proxy battles online over non existent issues.

These people are too obsessed with themselves and their identity.

[benjipwns]

you think one person has time to shit post AND crunch the viewer metrics as they come in live?

don't tell the main guy but we're contracting out like you wouldn't believe to keep up with the sales gig and the ResetERA.com alts now

[Transhuman]

holy shit at "a taco is just a crunchy sandwich."

What kinda of garbage as sandwiches have you been having in your life?

My country forces kids to eat vegemite.

[Momo]

i'm starting to be afraid that they won't ban Poland after all

even though we've got all the evidence here that they planned this back into the 1700s at minimum

There is only one thing we can do

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lol love how this is a card crusher in manga form