River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[benjipwns]

his kids look about as useless as Pogi's, probably have no jobs

[Jansen]

Some of his posts from last month.  This guy is all over the fucking place.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/do-you-wear-socks-when-you-have-sex.127946/page-3#post-22590440

I typically strip all the way down but I'm sure it's happened a few times. Once after a fight my wife bought me pink toe socks with monkey/banana decorations and yellow tassles and I wore those while we had make-up sex.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-did-you-find-your-direction-in-life.127661/#post-22542417

uhh lmao

https://www.resetera.com/threads/are-you-happy-at-this-time-in-your-life.102495/page-6#post-22206983

It's complicated. I've been dealing with depression for over half of my life now. I've thought about suicide quite a lot but never attempted it. But the past few months I've been feeling better for the most part.

Two weeks ago my wife and I broke up, mutually and amicably. I felt really bad about it at first but I'm doing better now. For the first time in forever I have some hope for the future, in thinking about the possibilites of what I might do now. So that feels good.

I'd say right now I'm at least relatively happy. Not thrilled, but I'll say yes.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/my-girlfriend-would-like-to-make-new-friends-in-her-mid-20s-any-tips-or-suggestions.125158/#post-22161345

Oh man, I’m 28 and have no friends and I’m trying to start going out again. It’s rough.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-are-americans-so-afraid-of-having-committed-relationship.124478/page-2#post-22059700

While it's silly that OP is basing this on a sitcom, people really are like that. Have y'all never met people?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/do-you-and-your-partner-keep-the-same-schedule.124198/#post-22014838

Separated from my wife but we still live together and take care of the kids. We wake up at roughly the same time right now, she gets ready for work and I give kids breakfast and stuff. I'm a stay at home dad though so I'm just home or out and about with the kids until she gets back. Then we eat dinner and whatnot.

I still go to bed when she does because we're still sharing the bed until her girlfriend moves in from out of state, and we don't know when that will be yet.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/coping-with-new-stepdad-in-kids-life.124118/page-2#post-22009104

Can't really offer any advice as my situation is so different. My wife and I just broke up but are still living together, and her girlfriend is going to move in with us eventually. I'm thrilled that my kids get along well with the girlfriend and I'm looking forward to having another adult around the house.

I was 18 when I had my first kid and I think I'm doing okay at it, so I personally wouldn't be too worried about his age. A lot of people have kids at 25.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/im-in-a-weird-place-with-my-bisexuality-where-i-feel-bad-for-not-really-liking-lgbtq-culture-that-much-compared-to-other-people-within-the-group.123005/#post-21837941

I'm a (newly realized) bi guy and I don't get out enough to even know how into this stuff I am. But it's not a problem if you don't like gay bars in any case. You do you, you're no less queer for it.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/datingera-this-isnt-like-one-of-your-animes.666/page-309#post-21889979

Yeah, although I'm on Tinder I really want to try bettering myself before really dating. 11 years in one relationship, having kids and everything, my hobbies and other interests have kind of gone by the wayside. I don't feel like an interesting or impressive person right now so I can't imagine anybody's gonna really like me.

Also I have to sort out my anxiety and depression. Trying new meds and have an appointment with a counselor set finally.

Don't think anybody's been following my posts in this thread but I deleted the apps. Not really healthy for me right now.

What is "everything" here when he doesn't do anything all day long? 

But but he'll get used to it and surely find happiness again

[benjipwns]

You still appear to have good relations with all involved and you have the kids. I don't think anybody can tell what will happen in the long run, but you've got the makings of a decent life there.

[benjipwns]

he tweets at so many random women on twitter

spoiler (click to show/hide)

https://twitter.com/theotherMittens/status/1086346774653140993

https://twitter.com/theotherMittens/status/1134164170994311168

https://twitter.com/theotherMittens/status/1129584113608826880

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[railGUN]

Happy wife, happy life!

[Kara]

his kids look about as useless as Pogi's, probably have no jobs

He's got a cute cat doe.

https://twitter.com/theotherMittens/status/1085389882804092931

[benjipwns]

ya, he should take the cat and bolt

[Boredfrom]

You can have a non-traditional arrangement without being poly. There's no reason it can't work with us all living in the same house.

My bad feelings all come from the reassessment of our relationship, realizing that it wasn't what I thought, and to some degree regretting that I didn't see it and end it sooner (but also not regretting it because three whole people wouldn't exist otherwise). That's going to hurt no matter what, no matter where I am and I just need to sort that out.

It's a relief that our relationship is over. I have no hope or desire to get back together because I know now that it can never be what I really wanted.

I'm not hurt that she loves somebody else. I don't mind that she's fucking somebody else. I don't believe that love or sex need to be exclusive in a relationship either so those things wouldn't (and didn't) bother me even if we were still together.

That is nice... why the fuck are you still living in their house?

[benjipwns]

There's no reason it can't work with us all living in the same house.

your ex-wife's girlfriend is literally going to buy a duplex to physically enclose you and the kids in a separate area

[Boredfrom]

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caught this guy changing his avatar a bunch of times and it landed on this one. not sure what it means, I can't view his posts without an account and all of mine are banned

Here is your answer:

https://www.resetera.com/threads/stealing-other-peoples-avatar.128385/

[Boredfrom]

How'd you find that thread without an account?

It was in the first page. 

[benjipwns]

your ex-wife's girlfriend is literally going to buy a duplex to physically enclose you and the kids in a separate area

I don’t know how anyone can say that isn’t a win

they might keep the cat on their side of the duplex

[benjipwns]

plus he can devote more time to posting on ResetERA.com

[Boredfrom]

I don't feel like there's a lack of self-respect in staying here. Maybe in that I don't have an education, real skills, and I'm not self reliant, but those are problems divorced from the current situation. I don't see how I'm going to improve myself by throwing myself out on the streets.

I've been dealing with depression since I was thirteen or fourteen. I suddenly one day stopped being able to push myself to do homework, to learn to do things, to really strive to do anything. And I don't know why, and I didn't even realize that there might be a reason for it until recently. So I'm taking meds now, I'm going to be seeing a therapist. Maybe I can figure it out. I'm proud of myself right now because I can actually get to the gym regularly, which is BIG for me. Taking care of the kids is the one thing that I actually feel like I'm kind of doing right.

 

Man, strong denial in some parts of that post. I don’t think he has be able to genuinely process the situation he is in. He shouldn’t throw himself to despair but he is still not able to process that he is not longer part of his ex wife life  outside of the kids.

[benjipwns]

You rely on her economically because if you do I definitely talk to a divorce lawyer and a situation like this you could probably get custody over the kids cause how distressing the situation she’s creating by bringing in her gf.

lmao, yes, this is definitely the thing to do

[remy]

His twitter makes him look like a fullblown trans-girl chaser. Can't see why he and his wife would have had any issues.

[Lonewulfeus]

he tweets at so many random women on twitter

spoiler (click to show/hide)

https://twitter.com/theotherMittens/status/1086346774653140993

https://twitter.com/theotherMittens/status/1134164170994311168

https://twitter.com/theotherMittens/status/1129584113608826880

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Jesus that girls dirty ass nails

[Boredfrom]

No, because she does love me, just not in a romantic way. That's... platonic love? You don't know enough about our relationship to judge how she treats me on a day-to-day basis.

Unless you mean that my love for her is still not platonic. In which case I'd have to say you're right. I don't really know how to handle that, and all I can really do is keep my expectations in check, which they are.

Their situation and my situation are still different situations, intertwined as they may be. I can be happy for them and sad for me.

This fucking guy...

It's not something I can do at all until I have my own income, and I can't start working for two months or a year and two months depending on how the twins' potty-training goes. And unless something goes horribly wrong during that time I can't be kicked out because I'm needed here.

 

 

This is fucking sad.

[benjipwns]

so when they're potty trained he can work because they can be left at home? am i understanding correctly?

[benjipwns]

Oh shit I just remembered something I should have mentioned but didn't. We're not getting divorced yet because I'm still on her health insurance plan and she wants me to have that until I can get my own. If that part of the deal isn't held up, if she files before I'm ready, I'll definitely lawyer up and fight. But we have a mutual agreement on the status of our marriage right now and it's too early to get lawyers involved anyway.

omg

[Lonewulfeus]

The mittens dateline episode is gonna be so wild in 5 years.

[Boredfrom]

Sabrina seems to be the only person crazy enough to genuinely trying to encourage him to be a cuck. Her level of crazy seems to be above what RE usually deals with.

[benjipwns]

maybe his wife and her girlfriend can find him a cute guy to be with

[Boredfrom]

If I DO get kicked out I can live with my mom and work for my mom and I'll live but that would be the worst case scenario and isn't something I'm aiming for. I do have a safety net, technically. It's just one that I hate more than anything.

I guess saying "throw myself on the streets" was hyperbole considering.

Dude... you are already in your worst case scenario (you want to still live with your lesbian ex because you are useless on your own (aka your ex was your mom)).

[benjipwns]

nah, the worst case scenario is him working for his mom in order to pay child support

[Boredfrom]

She didn't I always thought there were other reasons she wasn't or couldn't express affection to me properly. She didn't want to kiss me often, didn't want to hold hands. I'm terrible at reading people and if I was better maybe I could have figured it out sooner. We mostly stopped having sex after a few months, when we got pregnant (definitely too early, oh well). Then we got married.

No kidding...

I believe that a certain point she realized she wasn't into me on a romantic level, which is why she stopped saying that. She still always loved me in that she cares for me and wants me to be happy. Maybe that's not what you mean when you talk about your relationship, I don't know.

[benjipwns]

he's just gotta knock her up again, like how nudemacusers keeps his beard

[jorma]

he's just gotta knock her up again, like how nudemacusers keeps his beard

They might let him donate his sperm when his ex wife and her new love wants a baby of their own. Probably not though tbh.

[Don Rumata]

Turns out, this was the Bad fucking Vibes thread, all along. 

[Ghoul]

fucking hell, that thread is incredible, no shit you're depressed, if I was in that situation I would have fucking offed myself so long ago.

I bet he asks her if he can use the bathroom.

he's just gotta knock her up again, like how nudemacusers keeps his beard

They might let him donate his sperm when his ex wife and her new love wants a baby of their own. Probably not though tbh.

Would you really want those genetics?

[HaughtyFrank]

I'm a plural system (all people with DID are plural systems, they just have additional complications such as memory loss due to trauma). I have around 4-6 headmates, and our original committed suicide about a month or so ago... we think. So now it's just the headmates left. It's very interesting to live with, but tbh we wouldn't trade it away. We see ourselves as a big family sharing a home, though admittedly we have a lot of trouble with communicating with each other so it tends to just be one at a time. If you want to talk about it sometime, we're here!

https://www.resetera.com/threads/my-wife-is-literally-not-the-woman-i-married.128374/post-22654853

[VomKriege]

I'm a plural system (all people with DID are plural systems, they just have additional complications such as memory loss due to trauma). I have around 4-6 headmates, and our original committed suicide about a month or so ago... we think. So now it's just the headmates left. It's very interesting to live with, but tbh we wouldn't trade it away. We see ourselves as a big family sharing a home, though admittedly we have a lot of trouble with communicating with each other so it tends to just be one at a time. If you want to talk about it sometime, we're here!

https://www.resetera.com/threads/my-wife-is-literally-not-the-woman-i-married.128374/post-22654853

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I am not a psy but AFAIK that's not how it works. At all.

[SmokyDave]

Oh it gets better once the headmates list their pronouns.

[NekoFever]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/my-wife-is-literally-not-the-woman-i-married.128374/post-22655496

[benjipwns]

OniLinkPlus has an epic twitter account because he's constantly faking the headmates on it, one of them is THE PERSECUTOR and is trying to kill the others

[benjipwns]

lolololol at all the people in that thread thanking him and "wow learning so much" when the dude's 100% bullshittttt

[benjipwns]

My nesting partner is plural, which isn't the same as DID but does share the alters concept (I call them vir Aspects).

I was remarkably okay with it when I learned. Way I figure it, ve knows vir brain best. I just try to be supportive and loving.

[VomKriege]

Isn't "Multiple Personalities" or DID incredibly controversial among mental health professionals to begin with ?

[benjipwns]

Two of my friends in their early twenties have DID & one of them has a really rough time dealing with. They genuinely hate one of their alters, but can’t do much about it cause he’s the most prominent one. He pretty much hates all of his host’s friends too which makes it even harder. Sometimes there’s weeks where my friend & I aren’t able to talk to each other & it’s rough to say the least.

I don’t know how it’s for your wife, but for my other friend, their host & alter are completely different people even in regards to gender and sexuality. One of them is a trans man, but their alter ids as a cis lesbian and while I do love them unconditionally, it sure is a weird feeling having their alter hit on me and obviously crushing on me. It’s adorable though & my friend (their host) knows about it too and even once asked me if I’d be comfortable with dating their alter. Personally, I already deal with a fuckton of depression, anxiety and borderline personality disorder myself & also live in Germany while they live in the US so I didn’t think I could deal with that on top of it & rejected them.

ahahahahaha these fucking people

[Ghoul]

wait so he's saying there was a mass suicide? The fuck?

[VomKriege]

Two of my friends in their early twenties have DID & one of them has a really rough time dealing with. They genuinely hate one of their alters, but can’t do much about it cause he’s the most prominent one. He pretty much hates all of his host’s friends too which makes it even harder. Sometimes there’s weeks where my friend & I aren’t able to talk to each other & it’s rough to say the least.

I would say he's being mercurial.

[benjipwns]

basically anyone who can identify and personalize their "alters" is a fucking liar and not to be taken seriously

that doesn't mean they don't have a mental illness

[BIONIC]

Two of my friends in their early twenties have DID & one of them has a really rough time dealing with. They genuinely hate one of their alters, but can’t do much about it cause he’s the most prominent one. He pretty much hates all of his host’s friends too which makes it even harder. Sometimes there’s weeks where my friend & I aren’t able to talk to each other & it’s rough to say the least.

I don’t know how it’s for your wife, but for my other friend, their host & alter are completely different people even in regards to gender and sexuality. One of them is a trans man, but their alter ids as a cis lesbian and while I do love them unconditionally, it sure is a weird feeling having their alter hit on me and obviously crushing on me. It’s adorable though & my friend (their host) knows about it too and even once asked me if I’d be comfortable with dating their alter. Personally, I already deal with a fuckton of depression, anxiety and borderline personality disorder myself & also live in Germany while they live in the US so I didn’t think I could deal with that on top of it & rejected them.

ahahahahaha these fucking people

 

[Snoopycat_]

Most guys would think staying rent free with two hawt lesbian chicks is living the dream.

[benjipwns]

I hate to say it but it would be hard for me to believe, which obviously is a very ignorant stance to take.

[benjipwns]

Most guys would think staying rent free with two hawt lesbian chicks is living the dream.

plus four kids

[Snoopycat_]

plus four kids

Throw in a wacky neighbor and that's a sitcom

[Don Rumata]

basically anyone who can identify and personalize their "alters" is a fucking liar and not to be taken seriously

that doesn't mean they don't have a mental illness

Rusty never cleaned his room, and always wore smelly clothes.
Brenda liked icecream, and made us fat.
Giancarlo dropped us out of school to become a guitarist & street performer.

Despite this, i loved them unconditionally.

I have had several personalities, all of which committed suicide after they met me, Marcus, landlord of the fortress.

EDIT: i still visit their virtual graves in my head, but can't bring them flowers because of Finn's religious stance on idolatry.

[Ghoul]

those kids are gonna have some serious daddy issues later on

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/OniLinkPlus/status/1149003118601916416

https://twitter.com/OniLinkPlus/status/1147927329760411648

https://twitter.com/OniLinkPlus/status/1147562843199303680

https://twitter.com/OniLinkPlus/status/1147254386428538880

https://twitter.com/OniLinkPlus/status/1146669014434775046

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/OniLinkPlus/status/1145740676392292364

https://twitter.com/OniLinkPlus/status/1146507429980491781

https://twitter.com/OniLinkPlus/status/1146508347979362304

[Ghoul]

Call the fucking exorcist now

[Snoopycat_]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/should-we-adopt-the-reset-model-to-get-more-discussion-going.1492237/#post-254829271

"The activity here have been raising in an insane speed which is brilliant! I mean look at that Switch Lite thread and how it reached 3 pages in what? 15-20 minutes?"

  

[benjipwns]

i forgot how much i loved his content

the tales of OniLinkPlus

https://twitter.com/OniLinkPlus/status/1138984743146409984

https://twitter.com/OniLinkPlus/status/1139754973628002304

https://twitter.com/OniLinkPlus/status/1140069049981739008

https://twitter.com/OniLinkPlus/status/1140365755310997504

https://twitter.com/OniLinkPlus/status/1141102095996555264

https://twitter.com/OniLinkPlus/status/1142985200479006720

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[benjipwns]

fuck, marry, kill

cream JordanN, onilinkplus or theothermittens

[benjipwns]

okay found where he killed Kody:
https://twitter.com/OniLinkPlus/status/1138174388929323008

https://twitter.com/OniLinkPlus/status/1137530523876712448

https://twitter.com/OniLinkPlus/status/1137403776757690368

spoiler (click to show/hide)

https://twitter.com/OniLinkPlus/status/1134995791666225152

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[BisMarckie]

My nesting partner is plural, which isn't the same as DID but does share the alters concept (I call them vir Aspects).

I was remarkably okay with it when I learned. Way I figure it, ve knows vir brain best. I just try to be supportive and loving.

Translator‘s note: vir means man in Latin.

[benjipwns]

my favorite thing about OniLinkPlus' twitter is actually the content warnings, he gives you them for the climate crisis, mentions of food, cops, etc. making sure you always feel safe

[BisMarckie]

What the hell is a nesting partner btw?
That sounds like something out of some dystopian novel.

[VomKriege]

To be fair OP says she was diagnosed, and as a layman who are you to contest the opinion of a professional ? From what I gather the medical help is a bit sparse because of their resources and current location.