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« Reply #29220 on: July 11, 2019, 08:04:25 PM »
can you imagine how much evilore hates the same 10 people who post the same unfunny shit in every thread

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« Reply #29221 on: July 11, 2019, 08:04:53 PM »
can you imagine how much evilore hates the same 10 people who post the same unfunny shitty posts in every thread

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« Reply #29222 on: July 11, 2019, 08:05:10 PM »
oops ok bye

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« Reply #29223 on: July 11, 2019, 08:08:20 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/dealing-with-the-realization-that-my-wife-of-ten-years-was-never-in-love-with-me-read-staff-post.128408/post-22674368

Did this go from permed, to a month, to one week?

What do you guys think the "N" stands for in JordanN's name?

A word that starts with N and then another word that ends with Hater.
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« Reply #29224 on: July 11, 2019, 08:09:40 PM »
Skimming that weird cuck thread I gotta say it’s a bit alarming how aggressive the whole ‘staying at home and doing housework makes you a leech’ thing is; I wonder how they’d feel about a lady doing that  :doge
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29225 on: July 11, 2019, 08:10:31 PM »
stump was the one that did it for me, used to be such an easy going dude. trump fucking destroyed him.

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« Reply #29226 on: July 11, 2019, 08:11:36 PM »
can you imagine how much evilore hates the same 10 people who post the same unfunny shit in every thread
My account was reinstated :smug

Either that means I’m funny


Or


I’m a nazi
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« Reply #29227 on: July 11, 2019, 08:12:44 PM »
When you can't cook or fuck, that doesn't leave a whole lot of housework left.
I bet his floors are spotless.

Tho he’s prob like every lame house dad and doesn’t even put the delicates in a wash bag :hhh
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29228 on: July 11, 2019, 08:13:46 PM »
can you imagine how much evilore hates the same 10 people who post the same unfunny shit in every thread
My account was reinstated :smug

Either that means I’m funny


Or


I’m a nazi

You are a troop. :hitler

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« Reply #29229 on: July 11, 2019, 08:14:32 PM »
I took an oath to America, not the Pres :salute
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« Reply #29231 on: July 11, 2019, 08:25:23 PM »
hey smokydavy how do you feel about minorites

This is how we know this isn't blame space but some BCT alt account: blame space wouldn't be smart enough to state this. :kermit

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29232 on: July 11, 2019, 08:32:44 PM »
was the bct even around on christmas 2011
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29233 on: July 11, 2019, 08:37:33 PM »
stump was the one that did it for me, used to be such an easy going dude. trump fucking destroyed him.

fistfulofmetal's wokeness turn was the weirdest one though, the guy who had like a terabyte of Natalie Portman pics  :lol
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« Reply #29234 on: July 11, 2019, 08:38:32 PM »
When you can't cook or fuck, that doesn't leave a whole lot of housework left.


Hey kids, here is your new dad!



All: Yaaaaayyy!!!

"New Daddy doesn't smell"

"We can sit on the couch again"

"Zir can now help me with math homework!"

"I wuv you new dwaddy"



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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29235 on: July 11, 2019, 08:38:49 PM »
stump was the one that did it for me, used to be such an easy going dude. trump fucking destroyed him.

fistfulofmetal's SJW turn was the weirdest one though, the guy who had like a terabyte of Natalie Portman pics  :lol

Maybe he just loves women more than you.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29236 on: July 11, 2019, 08:39:35 PM »
Skimming that weird giant dad thread I gotta say it’s a bit alarming how aggressive the whole ‘staying at home and doing housework makes you a leech’ thing is; I wonder how they’d feel about a lady doing that  :doge

stump was the one that did it for me, used to be such an easy going dude. trump fucking destroyed him.

oh god I read these consecutive posts and you can understand my confusion
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« Reply #29238 on: July 11, 2019, 09:53:52 PM »
What do you guys think the "N" stands for in JordanN's name?
Nagger.

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« Reply #29239 on: July 11, 2019, 09:57:41 PM »
What do you guys think the "N" stands for in JordanN's name?

Jordan Nitroflash

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« Reply #29240 on: July 11, 2019, 10:02:37 PM »
What do you guys think the "N" stands for in JordanN's name?

he was typing in his username quickly and had already started typing the capital of the first sentence of his very first screed
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« Reply #29241 on: July 11, 2019, 10:03:54 PM »
hey smokydavy how do you feel about minorites

This is how we know this isn't blame space but some BCT alt account: blame space wouldn't be smart enough to state this. :kermit

The Blame Space I remember on GAF would make short and worthless one sentence posts without capitalisation or punctuation. And then get banned for a few months.

Something is off...

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29242 on: July 11, 2019, 10:14:20 PM »
o fuck
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« Reply #29243 on: July 11, 2019, 10:26:46 PM »
In truth though...

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hey smokydavy how do you feel about minorites

This is how you know it is Blame Space. No capitalisation or punctuation. And it is only one small sentence.


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29244 on: July 11, 2019, 10:31:39 PM »
but he also wrote minorites which is how you know it's slayven
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« Reply #29245 on: July 11, 2019, 10:37:01 PM »
but he also wrote minorites which is how you know it's slayven

maybe slayven is blame spaces alter-ego

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29246 on: July 11, 2019, 10:43:45 PM »
comic books are for nerds

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29247 on: July 11, 2019, 10:45:29 PM »
Mike fahey's a cum sucking bottom bitch

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29248 on: July 11, 2019, 10:56:51 PM »
Mike fahey's a cum sucking bottom bitch

You say that like it’s a bad thing :wag

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29249 on: July 11, 2019, 11:01:29 PM »
Mike fahey's a cum sucking bottom bitch

:nugenix
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29250 on: July 12, 2019, 12:40:18 AM »

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« Reply #29251 on: July 12, 2019, 12:44:07 AM »
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Can‘t wait until they send benji to The Hague.

Can't wait until they send benji to the hog  :drool

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« Reply #29252 on: July 12, 2019, 12:54:31 AM »
i don't think you guys understand how publicly making fun of what you consider to be the lowest common denominators of these communities actively hurts the kind of causes I'm sure a lot of you would claim to be in support of.
my cause is laughing at dumb dumbs, stfu ninja turtle.

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« Reply #29253 on: July 12, 2019, 01:19:20 AM »
but he also wrote mynofeyjfrites which is how you know it's slayven
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« Reply #29254 on: July 12, 2019, 04:13:35 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/lil-wayne-drops-out-of-blink-182-tour-20-minutes-into-his-set.128614/post-22690810
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I mean... yeah lol. What was he expecting. I'm betting some people were doing some racist stuff in the crowd that caught his attention.

Obviously.

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« Reply #29255 on: July 12, 2019, 04:25:52 AM »
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Unfortunately after page 6 I've noticed a huge increase in hostile advice and it doesn't surprise me because men aren't going to be as understanding of stay at home fathers as women are of being a stay at home parent in general.

I strongly suggest going to a forum where more women frequent it for a more balanced gender perspective.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/dealing-with-the-realization-that-my-wife-of-ten-years-was-never-in-love-with-me-read-staff-post.128408/page-15#post-22691848
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« Reply #29256 on: July 12, 2019, 04:38:20 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/do-you-personally-value-jewelry.128547/page-3#post-22692585

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No, i even tattooed my wedding ring, because i didn't wanted a ring around my finger

 :whatsthedeal
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« Reply #29257 on: July 12, 2019, 04:57:30 AM »
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Idk our team is all very close. About 1/3 of them are dating each other.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/at-this-point-i-hope-i-get-fired-from-my-job.128599/post-22689541

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I’m not gonna lie and say it is a healthy situation. We literally have people scream in our face daily. Usually someone is always crying in the break room.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/at-this-point-i-hope-i-get-fired-from-my-job.128599/#post-22689882

:what

Edit : "Hospitality industry" probably a theme park apparently, so OK maybe. Still seems fairly unhealthy to have so much fucking going on.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29258 on: July 12, 2019, 05:03:45 AM »
Asking Sony to please add censorship :derp

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Were the sony censors sleeping on this one?

So much nudity and panty shot stuff on what are supposed to be college age girls, it's pretty unacceptable even as a play on words parody.

At least they removed Nonon's final outfit, but they should have gone further imo

https://www.resetera.com/threads/kill-la-kill-if-demo-is-now-out-on-ps4.128039/post-22692170

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29259 on: July 12, 2019, 05:16:12 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/do-you-personally-value-jewelry.128547/page-3#post-22692585

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No, i even tattooed my wedding ring, because i didn't wanted a ring around my finger

 :whatsthedeal
Does he have to through laser removal, every time he goes to a hotel bar?  :-*
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So much nudity and panty shot stuff on what are supposed to be college age girls

 :exxy :exxy :exxy

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29260 on: July 12, 2019, 05:37:08 AM »
won't someone please think of the incels

 :jgames

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« Reply #29261 on: July 12, 2019, 05:40:35 AM »

 User Banned (1 Week): Hostility and Inappropriate Language; Ignoring Staff Post; Accumulated Infractions


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Get the hell out of there or kick both of them out. Playing giant dad in your own home will end up destroying your self steem for good and ultimately your life

https://www.resetera.com/threads/dealing-with-the-realization-that-my-wife-of-ten-years-was-never-in-love-with-me-read-staff-post.128408/page-15#post-22692167

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29262 on: July 12, 2019, 05:42:49 AM »
You’re into adolescents though, I would think small dicks are your thing

 :heh :jared

I guess NBAera discord is a secret pedo hangout too.

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« Reply #29263 on: July 12, 2019, 06:46:59 AM »
Asking Sony to please add censorship :derp

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Were the sony censors sleeping on this one?

So much nudity and panty shot stuff on what are supposed to be college age girls, it's pretty unacceptable even as a play on words parody.

At least they removed Nonon's final outfit, but they should have gone further imo

https://www.resetera.com/threads/kill-la-kill-if-demo-is-now-out-on-ps4.128039/post-22692170
When you want to censor Kill la Kill, you really have to realize you are not the target audience. If you are not a fan of the show, why would you be interested in the game? And how could you be a fan of the show if anime underboob bothers you?

I mean, I know the people bitching at Resetera are obviously not fans of the things they bitch about, but I just wish they’d shut the fuck up.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29264 on: July 12, 2019, 07:13:38 AM »
liking anything including yourself is very problematic. No wonder they're so self loathing to stay non cancelled.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29265 on: July 12, 2019, 07:23:01 AM »
comic books are for nerds

Can confirm, I am a nerd.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29266 on: July 12, 2019, 07:26:49 AM »
comic books are for nerds

Can confirm, I am a nerd.
I didnt even reply cause it's obvious  :idont

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« Reply #29267 on: July 12, 2019, 07:55:13 AM »
blame space turned woke because he was desperate for poontang like the true CUCK he is

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« Reply #29268 on: July 12, 2019, 08:02:13 AM »
liking anything including yourself is very problematic. No wonder they're so self loathing to stay non cancelled.

liking yourself means tacit endorsement of everything you've ever said or done, and have you SEEN your own past tweets
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« Reply #29269 on: July 12, 2019, 08:11:43 AM »
Pairing off romantically to produce a legitimate heir to the throne is nice and all, but it's getting destroyed by the minions of your own venal ambition that's the real circle of life.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29270 on: July 12, 2019, 08:14:45 AM »

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29271 on: July 12, 2019, 08:15:14 AM »
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I only need to highlight the obvious stupidity in your rational.

Learn to read and write better than this.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/dealing-with-the-realization-that-my-wife-of-ten-years-was-never-in-love-with-me-read-staff-post.128408/post-22694432

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29272 on: July 12, 2019, 08:30:53 AM »
Asking Sony to please add censorship :derp

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Were the sony censors sleeping on this one?

So much nudity and panty shot stuff on what are supposed to be college age girls, it's pretty unacceptable even as a play on words parody.

At least they removed Nonon's final outfit, but they should have gone further imo

https://www.resetera.com/threads/kill-la-kill-if-demo-is-now-out-on-ps4.128039/post-22692170
When you want to censor Kill la Kill, you really have to realize you are not the target audience. If you are not a fan of the show, why would you be interested in the game? And how could you be a fan of the show if anime underboob bothers you?

I mean, I know the people bitching at Resetera are obviously not fans of the things they bitch about, but I just wish they’d shut the fuck up.

What's going to happen when he finds out that they're high school students?  :doge

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Sorry, this is off-topic, but I legit cringed at the character design in that YouTube thumbnail.

Holy shit.
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I had forgotten how embarrassing KLK truly is, i'd have given this a chance if it was 2d, but i don't like arena fighters much.

That said, they nailed the aesthetics.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29273 on: July 12, 2019, 08:52:02 AM »
Wasn't the entire central point of the show that feeling good about your own body gives you strength or some shit. Maybe these miserable shits can learn something from this big titty show.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29274 on: July 12, 2019, 08:55:59 AM »
Wasn't the entire central point of the show that feeling good about your own body gives you strength or some shit. Maybe these miserable shits can learn something from this big titty show.

Literally everyone is also nude by the end- the good guys are called "Nudist Beach."   :doge
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29275 on: July 12, 2019, 09:07:22 AM »
Mike fahey's a cum sucking bottom bitch

He was pretty bad in Lawnmower Man, I'll admit, but he didn't have a lot to work with there.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29276 on: July 12, 2019, 09:12:56 AM »
blame space just admit it and all of this can end

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29277 on: July 12, 2019, 09:13:26 AM »
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I can make grilled cheese sandwiches and macaroni and cheeae, eggs, and other basic shit like that. I make pasta, heat barbecue ribs and stuff like that in the instant pot. When I say I can't cook I don't mean I literally can't prepare any food. I just don't consider stuff like that really cooking.

She likes making dinner when she gets home from work. She gets home early enough that it isn't a problem for her to do it. I do have to make dinner about twice a week, which is generally when I use the instant pot. I keep instructions saved on my phone even for things I make all the time, and I have to look at them every time.

Holy Mary Mother of God. That guy really just is trying to be another children in that family isn't he ? He's not even doing all that much as a "maid".
I don't know if his wife is feeling guilty or what but she sounds incredibly generous and patient.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/dealing-with-the-realization-that-my-wife-of-ten-years-was-never-in-love-with-me-read-staff-post.128408/page-15#post-22695712
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29278 on: July 12, 2019, 09:31:11 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-dont-buy-x-game-because-person-y-is-in-involved-in-the-game.128627/

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James Woods means no kingdom hearts for me.
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David Cage games for the toxic homophobic environment in his studio
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Games like Mordhau are a completely different story though and I fully understand why people are boycotting it.
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Where Sony is in.
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I’ll just buy it used so the person involved gets no profit from me.
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It's usually the deciding factor if I'm on the fence though. A recent example: MK11. The involvement of Ronda Rhousey was the deciding factor in me not getting it, but it was compounded by stories about workplace culture at NRS studios, as well as crappy monetization / metagame stuff.

In the end, it's just one of the many factors to consider for me.

Sometimes it spills over into the game as well. Like, Mordhau only letting you make white dudes was bad enough BEFORE the devs put their collective foot in their mouth. Now there's zero chance of me ever playing it, basically.

Cyberpunk is another example where I'm really on the fence. CDPR has a bad track record with trans stuff, which, being trans, obviously weighs into my decision-making. A lot of the stuff I'm seeing from the game just makes me not have faith that these people are equipped to handle this genre in an interesting, considered way. But I'm still gonna wait and see.
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If there is someone blatantly racist involved who did his very best to avoid implementing black people in the game he worked on (like with Kingdom Come), I will definitely not play the garbage.
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Sounds petty, really.
whats pettier, the person who wants their videogame no matter, or the person who cares that the person behind said videogame is a known bigot?
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I won't buy anything from THQN again so yes, it is a factor for me if someething like ths comes to light. Or the Kingdom Come situation, fuck that guy. It's a game coming from a Nazi's mind so yeah.. no thanks.

 :gamergate :rethread :gamergate :rethread
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29279 on: July 12, 2019, 09:35:09 AM »
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I can make grilled cheese sandwiches and macaroni and cheeae, eggs, and other basic shit like that. I make pasta, heat barbecue ribs and stuff like that in the instant pot. When I say I can't cook I don't mean I literally can't prepare any food. I just don't consider stuff like that really cooking.

She likes making dinner when she gets home from work. She gets home early enough that it isn't a problem for her to do it. I do have to make dinner about twice a week, which is generally when I use the instant pot. I keep instructions saved on my phone even for things I make all the time, and I have to look at them every time.

Holy Mary Mother of God. That guy really just is trying to be another children in that family isn't he ? He's not even doing all that much as a "maid".
I don't know if his wife is feeling guilty or what but she sounds incredibly generous and patient.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/dealing-with-the-realization-that-my-wife-of-ten-years-was-never-in-love-with-me-read-staff-post.128408/page-15#post-22695712
What the hell did he do to earn this kind of treatment? It's like she swore a life debt.