River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[blame space]

let's all kill ourselves

[thisismyusername]

Hey Pogi, you jelly? And I didn't even have to write a long ass carepost.

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Speaking of Pogi is he even posting here as frequently as he was before he got perma'd?

[team filler]

let's all kill ourselves

[Great Rumbler]

let's all kill ourselves

shut up butthead

[benjipwns]

let's all kill ourselves

new inter-dimensional access pillar, who dis

[clothedmacuser]

Did homeboy ever say where he sleeps?

He's got an ex-wife, her young lover, his wife's 4 kids, all in one house.

Maybe they all fucking cuddle together like a ball of hamsters and pretend it's normal.





Either that or

[Kara]

I remember back on NeoGAF.com shortly before the CRISIS ON INFINITE FORUMS there was a thread about how more people lived about the $2 a day poverty line than ever (please hold all caveats about this measure) and it was full of posters saying stuff like "yet I have all my student loans" and "if things are so great then why can't I afford to buy a house like my parents?"

CPC exposing the core labor aristocracy.

[Jansen]

The j-pouch is made out of her small intestine and allows her to poop from her butt

Hawt

[clothedmacuser]

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Call the fucking exorcist now

The Exorcist is an interesting thing to bring up.  In that movie the Catholic Church doesn't believe the girl is possessed because possession is a dumb thing only in movies and old texts.  Yet they think the girl believes in demon possession so much that holding a tradition exorcism would help her to accept that her "demon," has left her body and she can resume her normal life and quit pretending.

Onilink seems to have gathered bits and pieces of what DID is, or was, as portrayed in 80's sitcoms and movies and now believes he has it.  Given that he fears "Nt*g**r***" I bet he has seen the John Cusack movie Identity.

Like someone said earlier, both options mean crazy.



https://twitter.com/persenche/status/1149377272278765568


Contra points cancelled?

[benjipwns]

Contra points cancelled?

https://twitter.com/OniLinkPlus/status/1134995791666225152

[daemon]

Contra points cancelled?

https://twitter.com/OniLinkPlus/status/1134995791666225152

That guy/girl/whatever looks like that flag

[stufte]

Contra points cancelled?

https://twitter.com/OniLinkPlus/status/1134995791666225152

That guy/girl/whatever looks like that flag

I think they're wearing the trans flag as a cape in that photo.

[blame space]

i don't think you guys understand how publicly making fun of what you consider to be the lowest common denominators of these communities actively hurts the kind of causes I'm sure a lot of you would claim to be in support of.

[Drainage]

We are all older and sadder than we were back in 2014. Or maybe, just maybe, Finale needs to get a better job. It was probably cool being assistant manager of the theater, cornering girls in the back stockroom back in 2014 but 5 years later that’s not gonna cut it.

Don’t project your sad existence on some younger Resetera user that just got his first assistant manager job and spotted a cutie at the concession stand. His Twitter has got jokes.

[daemon]

Contra points cancelled?

https://twitter.com/OniLinkPlus/status/1134995791666225152

That guy/girl/whatever looks like that flag

I think they're wearing the trans flag as a cape in that photo.

That'd explain it

[Tripon]

i don't think you guys understand how publicly making fun of what you consider to be the lowest common denominators of these communities actively hurts the kind of causes I'm sure a lot of you would claim to be in support of.

Lowest common denominator, or protected users that the community and the mods itself promotes as their best users?

[tuna_love]

when blame space went to hospital do you think he had his colon removed 🤔
could he be a head pal of Pam. Living rent free in her head all this time 

[team filler]

i don't think you guys understand how publicly making fun of what you consider to be the lowest common denominators of these communities actively hurts the kind of causes I'm sure a lot of you would claim to be in support of.

[VomKriege]

Those who know forum posting are in awe of astro the master :

https://www.resetera.com/threads/dealing-with-the-realization-that-my-wife-of-ten-years-was-never-in-love-with-me-read-staff-post.128408/page-13#post-22679671

https://www.resetera.com/threads/dealing-with-the-realization-that-my-wife-of-ten-years-was-never-in-love-with-me-read-staff-post.128408/page-13#post-22679755

https://www.resetera.com/threads/dealing-with-the-realization-that-my-wife-of-ten-years-was-never-in-love-with-me-read-staff-post.128408/page-13#post-22680072

[VomKriege]

i don't think you guys understand how publicly making fun of what you consider to be the lowest common denominators of these communities actively hurts the kind of causes I'm sure a lot of you would claim to be in support of.

You're right, we should have moved to a semi private discord months ago.

[Uncle]

i don't think you guys understand how publicly making fun of what you consider to be the lowest common denominators of these communities actively hurts the kind of causes I'm sure a lot of you would claim to be in support of.

haha, classic blame space 

[Transhuman]

Goddamn could you guys get off his dick for like 2 seconds? No wonder he doesn't post here.

[EightBitNate]

i don't think you guys understand how publicly making fun of what you consider to be the lowest common denominators of these communities actively hurts the kind of causes I'm sure a lot of you would claim to be in support of.

Oh shit TheBore is public???

[Uncle]

Goddamn could you guys get off his dick for like 2 seconds? No wonder he doesn't post here.

haha, classic Transhuman 

[team filler]

never wanted him to post here 

bye bye you little cool young dude slut 

[Lonewulfeus]

i don't think you guys understand how publicly making fun of what you consider to be the lowest common denominators of these communities actively hurts the kind of causes I'm sure a lot of you would claim to be in support of.

[SmokyDave]

the lowest common denominators of these communities actively hurt the kind of causes I'm sure a lot of you would claim to be in support of.

I totally agree.

[HaughtyFrank]

Lets get this back on track

https://twitter.com/OOCWesternR34/status/1149380671552598016

[Nintex]

i don't think you guys understand how publicly making fun of what you consider to be the lowest common denominators of these communities actively hurts the kind of causes I'm sure a lot of you would claim to be in support of.

Oh shit TheBore is public???

[blame space]

hey smokydavy how do you feel about minorites

[EightBitNate]

the lowest common denominators of these communities actively hurt the kind of causes I'm sure a lot of you would claim to be in support of.

I totally agree.

This. It’s hilarious that you call TheBore detrimental to social justice while RE literally turned NeoGAF into an alt right forum.

[VomKriege]

Please be considerate for the broken record optics, guys.

[Occam]

@blame space
Pretending to be dead was a pretty shitty thing to do.

[railGUN]

I stand for nothing and fall for everything.

 

[NegativeCrepe]

i don't think you guys understand how publicly making fun of what you consider to be the lowest common denominators of these communities actively hurts the kind of causes I'm sure a lot of you would claim to be in support of.

fuck off we can dox and laugh at your shithole forum all day and theres nothing you can do

[railGUN]

Yes that is crazy. We were doing foster care while doing IVF. Didn't think we'd ever adopt a kid from foster care but figured we could help out while we had the space and wanted another kid. Suddenly we got pregnant at the same time the kid we were raising from 2 months old to two years was surrendered by his parents. And of course we were pregnant with twins. Oh well, shit happens.

[EightBitNate]

This. It’s hilarious that you call TheBore detrimental to social justice while RE literally turned NeoGAF into an alt right forum.

Thinking that NeoGAF's current population of race realists is a transformative, reactionary result of ERA being full of liberal shitposters... and not a result of morons flocking there after the exodus and paying EviLore to own the libs.

I saw your edit. You ain’t slick.

[Nintex]

I cannot believe the ghost of blame space has come to visit us.

[Leadbelly]

i don't think you guys understand how publicly making fun of what you consider to be the lowest common denominators of these communities actively hurts the kind of causes I'm sure a lot of you would claim to be in support of.

What happened to you Blame Space?

Where is Lame Space when you need him? >.> <.<

[SmokyDave]

hey smokydavy how do you feel about minorites

Same as any other religious group really. You have your beliefs, I’ll have mine, let’s keep them to ourselves.

If you meant minorities, I’d need far more specificity.

[railGUN]

The right saw me as an SJW Leader Hypocrite once NeoGAF started swinging harder to the left after GamerGate, and tried to expose me daily with dumb non-stories and lies. The left came to see me as an Evil White Male Misogynist Oppressor for being successful and partying with the ladies without being LGBT or PoC, and mocking third wave feminism, and pushing back against the descent into extremism, and telling harsh truths to our trans folks, etc.

Everyone seemed to hate me eventually, and everyone seemed to get what they were looking for in 2017.

Mainly I just care about my community money, though.

Cognitive dissonance, the post, and fixed that last line for ya. 

[shosta]

If you meant minorities, I’d need far more specificity.

Right, blame space, it depends on the minority. For instance, Dave loves West African culture and admires its people, but whenever he sees a Jew he flies into a white hot rage.

[SmokyDave]

Peach hot rage, if you don’t mind.

[headwalk]

when blame space went to hospital do you think he had his colon removed 🤔

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

hey smokydavy how do you feel about minorites

What a strange question. Do you not consider minorities people?

Because people can be almost anything.

[benita]

See, I’d have more of an open mind on this polygamous stuff, if it didn’t always read like this:

My partner and I don't live together, but we're each other's primary partner. We're just like any other couple in that respect, except we also have other partners. I'm not currently seeing anyone else as, quite frankly, I don't have time and I'm working on myself for a while before I meet new people.

There’s a shock. Always the same story.

It's fucking pathetic.

'This person I've occasionally fooled around with is fucking a bunch of people' doesn't mean you're in some sort of unique relationship type.

Funny how it's never the other party in the relationship posting on GAF or era about how they fuck a bunch of people but their special snowflake who can't find anyone else is home alone.

[clothedmacuser]

The right saw me as an SJW Leader Hypocrite once NeoGAF started swinging harder to the left after GamerGate, and tried to expose me daily with dumb non-stories and lies. The left came to see me as an Evil White Male Misogynist Oppressor for being successful and partying with the ladies without being LGBT or PoC, and mocking third wave feminism, and pushing back against the descent into extremism, and telling harsh truths to our trans folks, etc.

Everyone seemed to hate me eventually, and everyone seemed to get what they were looking for in 2017.

Mainly I just care about my community money, though.

Cognitive dissonance, the post, and fixed that last line for ya. 

He has truly died for our shower sins



and He has returned to reign for 1,000 years.

[clothedmacuser]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-are-some-people-here-so-defeatist.128525/#post-22678503

speaking of  lowest common denominator

Taking bets on OP’s ethnicity, gender identity, and sexual orientation.

[Jansen]

Ban site is back yay

[VomKriege]

The feels, no, it's too much.

It would cost more for them to pay for daycare, so no it couldn't. Once I have an income the "parasite" aspect become a a non-issue.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/dealing-with-the-realization-that-my-wife-of-ten-years-was-never-in-love-with-me-read-staff-post.128408/page-14#post-22682213

She’s paying for the house, my car, the food, health insurance, my student loans (I mentioned that I don’t have a degree but I do have student loans), and I still buy anything I want with money that she is earning.

[shosta]

hey smokydavy how do you feel about minorites

[Uncle]

I still buy anything I want with money that she is earning.

honey don't say that on a public forum holy shit

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/rare-pokemon-card-sold-for-60-000-in-2018-was-lost-by-the-usps-insured-at-50-000-but-cannot-be-paid-out-due-to-usps-having-signature-on-record.128540/

 

[clothedmacuser]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/dealing-with-the-realization-that-my-wife-of-ten-years-was-never-in-love-with-me-read-staff-post.128408/post-22683345

I can prepare basic food in an instant pot with very detailed instructions.

[shosta]

What the hell is "basic" insta pot food anyway? The only thing I ever put in my insta pots are succulent stews with lots of ingredients. Is this dude just throwin potatoes or veggies in there?

[TVC15]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/dealing-with-the-realization-that-my-wife-of-ten-years-was-never-in-love-with-me-read-staff-post.128408/post-22683345

I can prepare basic food in an instant pot with very detailed instructions.

Is this good enough for a new tag or should I keep my current one?

[BisMarckie]

Insta pots

Insta thots

[bork]

The right saw me as an SJW Leader Hypocrite once NeoGAF started swinging harder to the left after GamerGate, and tried to expose me daily with dumb non-stories and lies. The left came to see me as an Evil White Male Misogynist Oppressor for being successful and partying with the ladies without being LGBT or PoC, and mocking third wave feminism, and pushing back against the descent into extremism, and telling harsh truths to our trans folks, etc.

Everyone seemed to hate me eventually, and everyone seemed to get what they were looking for in 2017.

Mainly I just care about my community, though.

Also Evilore

Okay, so, this is a personal and somewhat complex web of nonsense involving a highly unstable individual I was friends and briefly FWBs with, but I can only assume there will be a never-ending clusterfuck on gaf now until the end of time, which inevitably involves you guys and gals on the mod team in some way, so I'm an open book here. The woman in question ended up being completely psychotic and held a grudge against me after a bizarre love triangle situation developed a few years ago between me, her, and another girl (the other girl I ended up in a long-term relationship with shortly thereafter). This NOLA story she apparently just put up on social media is a delusion of a deeply disturbed person who had a total psychological breakdown as a result of me and the other girl getting together, because she (phew, yeah…) became obsessively infatuated with the other girl (she's bi) on sight when the three of us met up. I wanted to just stay friends with the girl making the accusation and made it super super clear ahead of time that me and the other girl were interested in each other romantically and that could play out as such when we met up. Supposedly this was not a problem for her from accusation, but in reality she uhhh wanted me to die painfully after seeing me and the other girl interact. Plus she became infatuated with the other girl simultaneously to this (she's bi), which created the aforementioned bizarre love triangle that ended up causing her to implode and have an apparently very intense and long-lasting grudge. The whole story about how that love triangle thing played out is, frankly, nuts and scary, and involves this girl bringing us to a compound of dangerous scientology spinoff cultists on that same trip, who roofied us, attempted to recruit/scam me and attempted to abduct/rape the girl I ended up dating, in what was a fucking scary situation that resulted in me and the other girl and the rest of my friend circle never speaking to this girl from the accusation again.

And then Evilore

[TVC15]

I forgot “(she’s bi)” appears twice. Such a tasty detail.

[tummyfat]

Goofy character posters like blame space and Liu Kang suddenly becoming Uber woke and not having any sense of humor anymore was the first of the four horsemen of the apocalypse of old, actually a good forum, GAF