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Kara

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #31560 on: July 14, 2019, 04:51:46 PM »
I like how she couldn't just say "this is what I meant, I can understand the confusion" but instead throws in some racism accusation

The person who replied could have just asked what she meant by "don't fuck with the Irish" instead of writing a post that was a 6.8 on the scale of "I read The Economist" to "The Irish were the first slaves," but it's OK to use the master's mistress's tools against them or whatever.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #31561 on: July 14, 2019, 05:04:20 PM »
Claverham 'gimp suit' man terrifies woman in village


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-48982140

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She was walking in Claverham, Somerset, when she saw "someone charging at me in a full black rubbery suit".

The man advanced towards her, "grunting and breathing heavily" before fleeing the scene, she said.


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« Reply #31562 on: July 14, 2019, 05:06:08 PM »
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #31563 on: July 14, 2019, 05:09:09 PM »
Claverham 'gimp suit' man terrifies woman in village

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-48982140

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She was walking in Claverham, Somerset, when she saw "someone charging at me in a full black rubbery suit".

The man advanced towards her, "grunting and breathing heavily" before fleeing the scene, she said.

More prejudice hurled at a black man. :yikes
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #31564 on: July 14, 2019, 05:09:30 PM »
I like how she couldn't just say "this is what I meant, I can understand the confusion" but instead throws in some racism accusation

The person who replied could have just asked what she meant by "don't fuck with the Irish" instead of writing a post that was a 6.8 on the scale of "I read The Economist" to "The Irish were the first slaves," but it's OK to use the master's mistress's tools against them or whatever.

even taking their statement in the manner that they intend it its still a fucking stupid self-justifying "I define racism to only exist as something white people do to brown people, therefore all historical examples to the contrary don;'t count as per my definition".

The fact they try and invent some White Council jedi mind tricking people into racism or some shit to push that absurd definition just adds fuel to the stupid fire, because racism began when tribe a didn't like how tribe b dyed their animal skins or some equally trivial shit to other those not within the tribe.

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« Reply #31565 on: July 14, 2019, 05:11:06 PM »
Claverham 'gimp suit' man terrifies woman in village

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-48982140

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She was walking in Claverham, Somerset, when she saw "someone charging at me in a full black rubbery suit".

The man advanced towards her, "grunting and breathing heavily" before fleeing the scene, she said.

More prejudice hurled at a black man. :yikes

Yeah. A black man who also can't help grunting and breathing heavily because he smokes 40 cigarettes a day.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #31566 on: July 14, 2019, 05:22:38 PM »
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That all sounds very pleasant but the reality of raising a child is not this except when you need to mentally justify why you've spent so much of your time immersed in human bodily secretions. It's the sublimation of self in the name of continuing the genetic line, and it's a biological imperative so a lot of chemical changes happen in your brain to make your offspring worth the endless grinding hassle, disgust, and sacrifice. But from the outside we look like fucking lunatics. So yes, in a sense the answer "You'll never understand until you have kids" is correct, but you could say that about chronic illness, too.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #31568 on: July 14, 2019, 05:50:24 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/what-motivates-people-to-have-children.129008/

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Some guys use it to anchor down their partner.

Yes that's a well known stereotypical thing that men do.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #31569 on: July 14, 2019, 05:55:45 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/you-have-invented-iron-mans-first-movie-iron-man-suit-using-bill-gates-money-in-his-secret-headquaters-in-seattle-wa.129010/

Really makes you think.

so in this scenario Bill Gates is the korean vietnamese iraqi afghani warlord locking you in a cave and forcing you to make weapons?

nudemacusers

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #31570 on: July 14, 2019, 06:03:17 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/what-motivates-people-to-have-children.129008/

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Some guys use it to anchor down their partner.

Yes that's a well known stereotypical thing that men do.

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First they fake romantic interest for free food on dates now they’re knocking up ladies to lock them down and be responsible for another human for nearly two decades.

Red mercury is right, our male house is not in order!
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« Reply #31571 on: July 14, 2019, 06:06:39 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/you-have-invented-iron-mans-first-movie-iron-man-suit-using-bill-gates-money-in-his-secret-headquaters-in-seattle-wa.129010/

Really makes you think.

so in this scenario Bill Gates is the korean vietnamese iraqi afghani warlord locking you in a cave and forcing you to make weapons?

Bill Gates is Gimp Suit Man.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #31572 on: July 14, 2019, 06:20:44 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/benji-sales-q3-video-game-preview-which-are-the-biggest-games-of-july-september-read-staff-post.128983/#post-22752520
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This guy comes up a lot and no one has been able to tell me what his deal is. I sometimes notice him come up saying some, uh, questionable things and people just say "Oh he's an insider" and leave it at that.
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This video doesn't really warrant a thread. Feel free to discuss in the NPD thread or something.

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« Reply #31573 on: July 14, 2019, 06:23:59 PM »
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is this self promo? this dude has 930 subscribera
YET 4010 FOLLOWERS, UP ONE FROM YESTERDAY

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« Reply #31574 on: July 14, 2019, 06:26:08 PM »
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Benji left Era with intense drama and doesn't miss any chance he gets to viciously trash us, and he does not have access to NPD data.

He will very likely tweet vicious things about us when he sees this thread.
Is that true? I follow him on Twitter and he's always interacting with Shinobi
I'm not in a position to look through right now but if you search his feed from around the time he left, you'll find some gems

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He apologized the last time it happened and clarified he has nothing against Era, let's not turn this thread into another shitshow
That's the funny part, he was posting his most vicious stuff at the same time he was apologizing on the forum itself.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #31575 on: July 14, 2019, 06:27:40 PM »
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decent video but the mispronunciation of "niche" bothers me
IT IS A NICHE PRONUNCIATION, PREPARE TO HEAR FROM MR. MURDOCK AS WELL

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #31576 on: July 14, 2019, 06:30:39 PM »
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Benji is an Era user with access to the NPD sales.
He doesn't have access to NPD data. He just makes predictions.
You, sir, just lost your all access pass to the NPD sales when he finally gets them.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #31577 on: July 14, 2019, 06:31:03 PM »
ideally, Disney would just buy everything and put it on display at their theme parks

Excerpt from this book where he talks about such a world.





Resnick writes one of the greatest screeds against Disney and the gaped mouth idiots that have weddings there. I keep searching for the full text and may just transcribe it someday.  Here is just a taste.

https://soundcloud.com/jeffgarlin/adam-resnick-bob-odenkirk#t=1:12
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benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #31578 on: July 14, 2019, 06:31:39 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/what-motivates-people-to-have-children.129008/
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It's not worth it imo, especially with the ongoing climate crisis that makes me never want to adopt and raise a kid that will deal with all that
does he think they just put down kids that don't get adopted?

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #31579 on: July 14, 2019, 06:37:23 PM »
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I have enough anxiety as it is, nevermind thinking about how my descendants will be cursed with life on a dying planet.
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Not having children is the most effective way to reduce our carbon emissions.
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Unfortunately in the real world you can't really take climate change out of the equation
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Why? There are too many people. The Earth could stand to lose some of its human population. We mostly just make things worse for everything else that lives on this planet.
but are you okay?

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #31580 on: July 14, 2019, 06:42:42 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/what-motivates-people-to-have-children.129008/

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Some guys use it to anchor down their partner.
First they fake romantic interest for free food on dates now they’re knocking up ladies to lock them down and be responsible for another human for nearly two decades.
to be fair, I kinda did suggest that giant dad use the nudemacuser method and impregnate Pam again

Leadbelly

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #31581 on: July 14, 2019, 06:43:23 PM »
First footage of the Aston Martin Valkyrie around a track. Silverstone. Also really bad editing. :/


benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #31582 on: July 14, 2019, 06:47:53 PM »
First footage of the Aston Martin Valkyrie around a track. Silverstone. Also really bad editing. :/


why would anyone want a car? they constantly break and you can get secretions all over you, from the outside we look like lunatics, sure some people say "I want it" but you could say the same thing about white supremacy

railGUN

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #31583 on: July 14, 2019, 06:49:36 PM »
Convincing most of ResetEra to avoid having kids is mother natures greatest accomplishment.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #31584 on: July 14, 2019, 06:52:14 PM »
It's spelled DESCENDENTS :rage

WHY THE FUCK CAN'T RESETERA SPELL
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benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #31585 on: July 14, 2019, 06:56:41 PM »
It's spelled DESCENDENTS :rage

WHY THE FUCK CAN'T RESETERA SPELL
this is classic white supremacist dogwhistling

agrajag

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #31586 on: July 14, 2019, 06:58:02 PM »
https://twitter.com/BenjiSales/status/1150467551715049482

why are the Giant Dads of Era review bombing poor Benji?

shosta

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #31587 on: July 14, 2019, 06:59:56 PM »
this is classic white supremacist dogwhistling
I would sooner work in a Nazi death camp than ever associate with someone who can't spell high school level vocabulary.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #31588 on: July 14, 2019, 07:03:43 PM »
https://twitter.com/ReeraTakes/status/1148763352526725120

personally i boycott wayforward games due to Tomm Hulett big ugly bald head. what a fekkit

shosta

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #31589 on: July 14, 2019, 07:11:27 PM »
Have you paid for sex?
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User Banned (5 Days): Sexist Joke
Does divorce count?

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #31590 on: July 14, 2019, 07:12:43 PM »
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No. If I'm going to lose my virginity, I want it to be with someone who genuinely desires me.

good luck

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #31591 on: July 14, 2019, 07:13:23 PM »
why are the Giant Dads of Era review bombing poor Benji?
he is part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor!

railGUN

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #31592 on: July 14, 2019, 07:15:12 PM »
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #31593 on: July 14, 2019, 07:33:17 PM »
https://twitter.com/PooWithEyes/status/1150468386335444992

 :lol

Shopto rekt him once






https://twitter.com/PooWithEyes/status/1063484846444605440


Look at that face and tell me something didnt go wrong at birth, he has the nonce look nailed down harder than amir

« Last Edit: July 14, 2019, 07:38:27 PM by Mr Gilhaney »

shosta

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #31594 on: July 14, 2019, 07:39:22 PM »
his twitter handle checks out
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railGUN

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #31595 on: July 14, 2019, 07:42:37 PM »
Buy and hang a multi-picture frame without actually filling all of the pictures and leave the stock cardboard placeholder in.

 :patel
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #31596 on: July 14, 2019, 07:46:54 PM »
I like how the Reset incels hate Benji so much, but they know they will catch actioning if they bully him on the forum, so they take it to his youtube videos


 :dead

agrajag

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #31597 on: July 14, 2019, 07:47:42 PM »
kind of reminds me of the occasional random youtube comment calling evilore gay or something about amir0x back in the days of yore

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #31599 on: July 14, 2019, 07:53:12 PM »
I bet half of benji's dislike ratio is from that Imran guy


Kara

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #31601 on: July 14, 2019, 08:05:01 PM »
https://twitter.com/SophNar0747/status/1150475199126618112
:thinking

This account is great. She's one of those "Wow, there's no nuance anymore thanks to them" types but she posts the bomb throwing anarchist's manifesto and says antifa radicalized him even though he talks about John Brown, Rojava, and his postwar experiences in Europe in it too.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #31602 on: July 14, 2019, 08:12:27 PM »
Quote from: EviLore
Hah, I must be on a radical left block list now.


Not getting that coveted spot on the sex offenders register has made him really bitter

railGUN

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #31603 on: July 14, 2019, 08:18:25 PM »
Quote from: EviLore
Hah, I must be on a radical left block list now.


Not getting that coveted spot on the sex offenders register has made him really bitter

If you google "Tyler Malka", he basically has, actually.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #31604 on: July 14, 2019, 08:45:43 PM »
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #31605 on: July 14, 2019, 08:50:53 PM »
It's spelled DESCENDENTS :rage

WHY THE FUCK CAN'T RESETERA SPELL

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/descendant

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The adjective may be spelled either with ant or ent as the final syllable (see descendent). The noun may be spelled only with ant.

shosta

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #31606 on: July 14, 2019, 08:56:46 PM »
I'm not posting on this forum anymore
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clothedmacuser

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #31607 on: July 14, 2019, 08:57:05 PM »


Excuse me Mr. Gay man, I'm being upset on your behalf.  The least you could do is not question me and my vast wokeness.  I've been a straight black male for 17 years, I know what I'm talking about.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #31608 on: July 14, 2019, 09:06:48 PM »
He probably thought about this a lot, sitting in a car, staring at the library for an hour

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #31609 on: July 14, 2019, 09:07:36 PM »
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Not a good look to go against the point of what I'm tryna say.

 :dead

ResetEra, summarized in one sentence.

EightBitNate

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #31610 on: July 14, 2019, 09:10:51 PM »
(Image removed from quote.)

Excuse me Mr. Gay man, I'm being upset on your behalf.  The least you could do is not question me and my vast wokeness.  I've been a straight black male for 17 years, I know what I'm talking about.

“Not a good look to disagree with me”

agrajag

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #31611 on: July 14, 2019, 09:14:11 PM »
I am going to adopt that level of rhetoric into my daily bore postings

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« Reply #31612 on: July 14, 2019, 09:22:43 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/tacoma-police-fatally-shoot-man-throwing-incendiaries-at-northwest-detention-center.128852/post-22726996

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And here is why people don't want to do these things alone. You need to have more people for such a thing to work. Incendiaries aren't a good idea for this, either, as it's pretty fucking hard to control a burn like that and you'll hurt who you're liberating more.

 :kobeyuck

https://www.resetera.com/threads/tacoma-police-fatally-shoot-man-throwing-incendiaries-at-northwest-detention-center.128852/post-22728639

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I don’t see how burning down the building before you liberate refugees is helpful.

You hold the guards at gunpoint, liberate the refugees. Secure the guards, then firebomb the facility.

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« Reply #31613 on: July 14, 2019, 09:45:59 PM »
I'm not posting on this forum anymore

:noooo

railGUN

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« Reply #31614 on: July 14, 2019, 09:48:38 PM »
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"Go back to where you came from" is a textbook racist comment that has been used for decades.

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It's also a reasonable thing to say to people who live in a country that they hate.

Which is America...  :doge  Go back to America you American hating American's. Perfect sense! Best part is EviLore is actually posting in that thread. And drinking heavily (I surmise).

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/trump-tells-progressive-congresswomen-to-back-to-their-country.1492783/post-254862631
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« Reply #31615 on: July 14, 2019, 09:58:50 PM »
Has evilore been priced out of Austin yet?  Do his Austin friends know about the 8814 site he runs?  Benji, get their e-mails and report him.
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railGUN

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #31617 on: July 14, 2019, 10:37:17 PM »
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What's up with Transhuman being an unconfirmed member and not just banned like his alt?

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I deleted his account.

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Any reason for deletion instead of ban?

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He's been riding my ass, and seeing how much he can get away with, without any real participation on the boards. Deleting his account isn't much different than a permaban, but it's to send a message. I'd like to be able to engage in some silly banter with my community without cunts from REEEEE jumping down my throat.

 :rofl Transhuman triggered the fuck out of EviLore. Send a message, what a badass.

Just admit you're a thin-skinned douchebag that can dish it out but can't take shit.  :lol
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« Reply #31618 on: July 14, 2019, 10:39:26 PM »
Transhuman annihilated

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« Reply #31619 on: July 14, 2019, 10:39:42 PM »
I wonder how much Evilore has had to downgrade his lifestyle. Buying games/computers/etc seems trivial, I'm sure he still has the cash for that. But is he still going on wild travel trips and staying at 5 star resorts, chilling with sugar babies on yachts and shit?
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