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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #3900 on: March 19, 2019, 07:00:30 PM »
It's probably something stupid from the Discord, but everyone on ERA hates admitting they're all talking on Discord at the same time.

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« Reply #3901 on: March 19, 2019, 07:07:41 PM »
8chan, 4chan, Liveleak, Zerohedge, Voat should be given some freedom award and/or journalism award for their defense of civil liberties and freedom of information :^)

If anything, Australia should be applauded since we no longer have Bogan and Kiwi shitposters now. :rejoice

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #3902 on: March 19, 2019, 07:07:52 PM »
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Poor little bernard and his fans.
just do the fucking parentheses if you're gonna come out here with this bernard bullshit
lol no wonder it got locked

I still don't really get why they call him Bernard. Is it a Westworld reference? Doesn't make much sense as that character has nothing in common with him. Is it perhaps an even lamer version of the Drumpf meme?

some people think it's funny to use people's full names, it's like when people always used to refer to her as Hilianora Rodsworth-Hamwell Clinton
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« Reply #3903 on: March 19, 2019, 07:09:45 PM »
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so you think it's fine when people call Beto, Robert Francis? like there's nothing going on there for you?
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« Reply #3904 on: March 19, 2019, 07:11:38 PM »
robert francis puts on brownface to win votes, reeeee applauds  :doge
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« Reply #3905 on: March 19, 2019, 07:14:43 PM »
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Poor little bernard and his fans.
just do the fucking parentheses if you're gonna come out here with this bernard bullshit
lol no wonder it got locked

I still don't really get why they call him Bernard. Is it a Westworld reference? Doesn't make much sense as that character has nothing in common with him. Is it perhaps an even lamer version of the Drumpf meme?

I think is because “It doesn’t look like anything to me” plot point and Bernie not being a fan of identity politics.

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« Reply #3906 on: March 19, 2019, 07:15:34 PM »
Pwnz, can you tell them $200 is the limit for reporting to the FEC. Donations under $200 you don't have to report, merely record until they aggregate over $200. It's nothing OpenSecrets does.

How they argue for pages about things without anyone ever looking it up is amazing.

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« Reply #3907 on: March 19, 2019, 07:18:45 PM »
Pwnz, can you tell them $200 is the limit for reporting to the FEC. Donations under $200 you don't have to report, merely record until they aggregate over $200. It's nothing OpenSecrets does.

doxx opensecrets :wag

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #3908 on: March 19, 2019, 07:19:51 PM »
I guess the Bernard thing is also a way to distance from the affectionate familiarity of Bernie. Which doesn't make a lot of sense from people who spammed "queen" but heh
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #3909 on: March 19, 2019, 07:21:48 PM »
doxx opensecrets :wag
you're lucky I didn't doxx the FEC by linking to their rules page :bolo

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« Reply #3910 on: March 19, 2019, 07:21:59 PM »
Pwnz, can you tell them $200 is the limit for reporting to the FEC. Donations under $200 you don't have to report, merely record until they aggregate over $200. It's nothing OpenSecrets does.

How they argue for pages about things without anyone ever looking it up is amazing.

I edited it in. Did you get banned on re too or just not sign up?

I mostly don't interact with the Bobby avatar kay* guy. I'm probably on his ignore list because that seems to be his response to facts.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #3911 on: March 19, 2019, 07:23:11 PM »
doxx opensecrets :wag
you're lucky I didn't doxx the FEC by linking to their rules page :bolo

you wouldnt!

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #3912 on: March 19, 2019, 07:24:18 PM »
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« Reply #3913 on: March 19, 2019, 07:24:22 PM »
Yeah the Bernard thing is pretty and doesn't really work. Is it going for the angry parent using the full name thing? Dudes old.

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« Reply #3914 on: March 19, 2019, 07:25:00 PM »
it's called owning the Bernard bros, shitlords.

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« Reply #3915 on: March 19, 2019, 07:27:20 PM »
Bernie bros takes too many syllables. Maybe Brahns sort for Bernie brahs?

benjipwns

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« Reply #3916 on: March 19, 2019, 07:28:11 PM »
I edited it in. Did you get banned on re too or just not sign up?
Never signed up because The Obliterator stole my name. :maf

But my YouTube channel scam will be perfect revenge.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #3917 on: March 19, 2019, 07:29:40 PM »
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Beto is the best known democrat to come out of Texas since.... Ever?

LBJ has been cancelled at some point.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/2020-democratic-presidential-primary-ot-bernie-hires-sirota-after-he-had-written-articles-attacking-rivals.91234/page-311#post-19015476



also r.i.p. in pieces Lloyd Bentsen and Sam fucking Houston

LBJ can never be cancelled because of this:

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« Reply #3918 on: March 19, 2019, 07:31:30 PM »
let's just call the Bernard Bros what they are, MAGA Nazis

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« Reply #3919 on: March 19, 2019, 07:33:36 PM »
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Bernie and Beto surging. I guess Beto is pulling from Biden, Harris, Booker, Klobachar? Where is Bernie pulling from, Warren herself wouldn't account for it.
the divine polling sciences

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« Reply #3920 on: March 19, 2019, 07:33:53 PM »
Yea, he tried to get in incognito.
Then got annoyed cause The Obliterator stole his name.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #3921 on: March 19, 2019, 07:36:15 PM »
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10% is 1.6% more than Ross Perot. People actually existed who liked Ross Perot. I've yet to find 1 in 10 people who like Schultz. I've yet to find 1 in 1,000 who like Schultz.
In 1996, in 1992 he got ~19% and nearly won two states.

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Emerson isn't very reliable yall. No third party/independent candidate is ever getting 10%.
wait why am i actually reading this thread

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« Reply #3922 on: March 19, 2019, 07:42:17 PM »
someone should make a fake Bernard Sanders YouTube account that's only subscribed to PewDiePie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #3923 on: March 19, 2019, 07:58:16 PM »

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« Reply #3924 on: March 19, 2019, 08:06:12 PM »
suck it, reeee



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« Reply #3925 on: March 19, 2019, 08:13:26 PM »

wow, SNL literally ripped this poor innocent patriotic American woman off

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #3926 on: March 19, 2019, 08:15:53 PM »
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« Reply #3927 on: March 19, 2019, 08:38:21 PM »

average reeeesetera poster circa 2008
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #3928 on: March 19, 2019, 08:41:05 PM »

wow, SNL literally ripped this poor innocent patriotic American woman off


Holy shit, that's uncanny.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #3929 on: March 19, 2019, 08:53:06 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/would-you-pass-the-era-good-character-test.106397/
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I don't see why not? I don't see how there's a lot of "scrutiny" here. Be a good person, don't be a dick, and if you do something dumb apologize, own it, and learn from it. It's not that difficult or some crazy high standard that is impossible to achieve, that's like base-level decency right? Or is there some other thing you're talking about? It's hard to answer without some specific parameters.
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« Reply #3930 on: March 19, 2019, 09:02:29 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/would-you-pass-the-era-good-character-test.106397/
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I don't see why not? I don't see how there's a lot of "scrutiny" here. Be a good person, don't be a dick, and if you do something dumb apologize, own it, and learn from it. It's not that difficult or some crazy high standard that is impossible to achieve, that's like base-level decency right? Or is there some other thing you're talking about? It's hard to answer without some specific parameters.
:mynicca

Thread didn't even last 5 mins before some mod locked it like a coward.


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #3931 on: March 19, 2019, 09:05:59 PM »
lol at what the lock message implies about the userbase:
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Let's not encourage people to dig up dirt on others, thanks.

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« Reply #3932 on: March 19, 2019, 09:11:37 PM »
lol at what the lock message implies about the userbase:
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Let's not encourage people to dig up dirt on others, thanks.

You should be glad the thread was closed lest your double life be exposed.

What would Era do if their famed mod admiral/sales insider was outed as a dirty, dirty bore member.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #3933 on: March 19, 2019, 09:16:27 PM »
Resetexit.

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« Reply #3934 on: March 19, 2019, 09:17:51 PM »
Greg miller is a slimy snake. Left Colin Moriarty high and dry so he could continue to get atta boys from gaming bloggers.

i forgot how that went down but wasn't Colin the bigger drama-queen in that situation?

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #3935 on: March 19, 2019, 09:20:39 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/would-you-pass-the-era-good-character-test.106397/
Quote from: RedMercury
I don't see why not? I don't see how there's a lot of "scrutiny" here. Be a good person, don't be a dick, and if you do something dumb apologize, own it, and learn from it. It's not that difficult or some crazy high standard that is impossible to achieve, that's like base-level decency right? Or is there some other thing you're talking about? It's hard to answer without some specific parameters.
:mynicca

Not the same RedMercury who when it turned out a taco bell manager had been fired for entirely spurious reasons because a thief tried to weaponise Twitter outrage, changed his story to be that she deserved to be fired for not correctly adhering to corporate policy and then went further to defend Twitter mobs saying it was entirely acceptable for an innocent person to be harassed if maybe  racist also gets harassed too?

That's like base level decency right?

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #3936 on: March 19, 2019, 09:22:10 PM »
lol at what the lock message implies about the userbase:
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Let's not encourage people to dig up dirt on others, thanks.

5 minutes later:

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Calista Flockheart proven not such an "ally" after all

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The Canceling of H. Bomberguy (check threadmarks)

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Developer of Chong's Wild Ride for Switch has some interesting opinions on trans folk...

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It's time to call David Spade a David Spade
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #3938 on: March 19, 2019, 09:32:04 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/would-you-pass-the-era-good-character-test.106397/
Quote from: RedMercury
I don't see why not? I don't see how there's a lot of "scrutiny" here. Be a good person, don't be a dick, and if you do something dumb apologize, own it, and learn from it. It's not that difficult or some crazy high standard that is impossible to achieve, that's like base-level decency right? Or is there some other thing you're talking about? It's hard to answer without some specific parameters.
:mynicca

Not the same RedMercury who when it turned out a taco bell manager had been fired for entirely spurious reasons because a thief tried to weaponise Twitter outrage, changed his story to be that she deserved to be fired for not correctly adhering to corporate policy and then went further to defend Twitter mobs saying it was entirely acceptable for an innocent person to be harassed if maybe  racist also gets harassed too?

That's like base level decency right?

Chipotle, but yes.

Also said a guy who was questioning if he should commit suicide, that he shouldn't go though it in his a post. Did some 'research'/doxx his resetera post, and then said no, he should commit suicide because he made some suspect posts.

Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #3939 on: March 19, 2019, 09:37:18 PM »
Greg miller is a slimy snake. Left Colin Moriarty high and dry so he could continue to get atta boys from gaming bloggers.

i forgot how that went down but wasn't Colin the bigger drama-queen in that situation?

No, in that situation all he did was make an extremely mild dad joke and theywent fucking mental. He has been an absolute cunt and drama queen other times though.

Neither of them are as dumb as Alex Navarro, Ben, Abby or Dan from GB who are all actually genuinely mentally distinguished. At least Dan is the fun kind of stupid

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #3940 on: March 19, 2019, 09:37:38 PM »
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It's time to call David Spade a David Spade


Fine, go and get your like you rascal

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #3941 on: March 19, 2019, 09:41:49 PM »
Greg miller is a slimy snake. Left Colin Moriarty high and dry so he could continue to get atta boys from gaming bloggers.

i forgot how that went down but wasn't Colin the bigger drama-queen in that situation?

No, in that situation all he did was make an extremely mild dad joke and theywent fucking mental. He has been an absolute cunt and drama queen other times though.

Neither of them are as dumb as Alex Navarro, Ben, Abby or Dan from GB who are all actually genuinely mentally distinguished. At least Dan is the fun kind of stupid

The dudes getting mad at the joke were lame, but didn't colin quit because he felt like greg didn't back him up? Not kick him out. I might be totally wrong.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #3942 on: March 19, 2019, 09:50:22 PM »
Dan absorbing his troll persona into his stupidity persona was the only way that was going to go with JeffDad at the helm, VinnyDad realized it was a lost cause and just encourages it. He's been trying to fix Abby but they won't keep her away from Alex's on-all-the-time-ism.

JeffDad has done well with Jason, and when he's alone with Ben he keeps him mostly in line. There's only so much you can do when Brad and Rorie have yet to return from the vacation they started seven years ago.

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« Reply #3943 on: March 19, 2019, 10:02:49 PM »
Bitching about Giant Bomb is my fetish.

They made a video series where Abby and Ben played unfunny visual novels and then after everyone hated it they did it again out of spite. So good.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #3944 on: March 19, 2019, 10:03:02 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/google-formally-unveils-the-stadia-launching-in-2019.106294/

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Is that name supposed to sound like a sugar supplement?

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I am pretty sure Stadia is a window repair company.

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Consult with your doctor before taking Stadia.

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sounds like the name of a generic drug that treats high blood pressure.

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Has to be one of the worst names for a product ever. Sounds like a drug you'd see in a commercial to treat an STD.

Says users of a website whose feature sports a name that sounds like an acne removal medicine.

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« Reply #3945 on: March 19, 2019, 10:05:58 PM »
plus the ongoing thing where ResetERA means literally nothing except it's a reference to the collapse of a site they try not to mention and probably have banned links to like TheBire

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« Reply #3946 on: March 19, 2019, 10:11:13 PM »
reminder that we almost named it Left Trigger, unironically

what the fuck

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #3947 on: March 19, 2019, 10:12:41 PM »
:kobeyuck

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« Reply #3948 on: March 19, 2019, 10:20:53 PM »
shosta do you remember any of the other names suggested? there was a discord screenshot with like a couple others inbetween all the eggplant spamming

Left Trigger is arguably better even though it totally makes its own jokes. RIGHT Trigger would be the "we're turning it back on you GamerGate!" play.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #3949 on: March 19, 2019, 10:22:51 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/would-you-pass-the-era-good-character-test.106397/
Quote from: RedMercury
I don't see why not? I don't see how there's a lot of "scrutiny" here. Be a good person, don't be a dick, and if you do something dumb apologize, own it, and learn from it. It's not that difficult or some crazy high standard that is impossible to achieve, that's like base-level decency right? Or is there some other thing you're talking about? It's hard to answer without some specific parameters.
:mynicca

Not the same RedMercury who when it turned out a taco bell manager had been fired for entirely spurious reasons because a thief tried to weaponise Twitter outrage, changed his story to be that she deserved to be fired for not correctly adhering to corporate policy and then went further to defend Twitter mobs saying it was entirely acceptable for an innocent person to be harassed if maybe  racist also gets harassed too?

That's like base level decency right?

Chipotle, but yes.

Also said a guy who was questioning if he should commit suicide, that he shouldn't go though it in his a post. Did some 'research'/doxx his resetera post, and then said no, he should commit suicide because he made some suspect posts.
Just a chill great guy all around really

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« Reply #3950 on: March 19, 2019, 10:23:24 PM »
reminder that we almost named it Left Trigger, unironically

Not gonna lie, that would have actually been a bit clever.

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« Reply #3951 on: March 19, 2019, 10:24:15 PM »
plus the ongoing thing where ResetERA means literally nothing except it's a reference to the collapse of a site they try not to mention and probably have banned links to like TheBire

I'm just now realizing how stupid that branding is.   It's like founding a company called Not-IBM.   Or naming your porn XXX: This isn't Guardians of the Galaxy instead of "Nardians of the Gal-Assy."
sigh

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #3952 on: March 19, 2019, 10:25:00 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/google-formally-unveils-the-stadia-launching-in-2019.106294/

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Is that name supposed to sound like a sugar supplement?

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I am pretty sure Stadia is a window repair company.

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Consult with your doctor before taking Stadia.

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sounds like the name of a generic drug that treats high blood pressure.

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Has to be one of the worst names for a product ever. Sounds like a drug you'd see in a commercial to treat an STD.

Says users of a website whose feature sports a name that sounds like an acne removal medicine.

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« Reply #3953 on: March 19, 2019, 10:28:47 PM »
https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2019-03-19-devil-may-cry-5-voice-actor-pulls-racist-and-transphobic-videos-from-his-own-youtube-channel

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Camen came under scrutiny after ResetEra user Skittles highlighted the fact Morrison, the only person of colour in Devil May Cry 5, is played by a white man who dons blackface in a YouTube video.

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Here's a transcription of the relevant section of the Toy Bounty Hunters interview, brought to light by ResetEra user Kyle Cross, which starts at 48:40 in the video below.

ResetEra is smaller than NeoGAF, but it still provides the same role for game journalists. They just read threads there and turn them into articles.

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« Reply #3954 on: March 19, 2019, 10:29:04 PM »
thebore 2
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #3955 on: March 19, 2019, 10:33:32 PM »


besada: handle it however, but if it becomes a regular habit of shitting on the people who took care of the community for three years, I'll be leaving.
kristoffer: That's not going to happen.


But... the future refused to change.

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« Reply #3956 on: March 19, 2019, 10:35:33 PM »
...I just remembered I could look up the old posts. Some of the names being considered in the very early stages:

pxnpc
pixorum
vidgm
supervgf
lefttrigger

god these are even worse

supervidgmpxnorumpc

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #3957 on: March 19, 2019, 10:36:40 PM »
I liked the old mods and think they're better than the new mods :idont

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #3958 on: March 19, 2019, 10:38:10 PM »
This thread will never ever be as fun as it was when neogaf imploded, followed by beseda freaking out about benji :goty2

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« Reply #3959 on: March 19, 2019, 10:43:05 PM »
It feels like NeoGAF was so long ago already, in my brain it's like Reeeee has always existed.