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BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #40800 on: August 27, 2019, 08:05:23 AM »
"Pork knuckle, "Frankfurter" sausages, bratwurst, breaded Schnitzel...."

Whoa, it's like I'm on a real spaceship!!

Finest wine as well!

 https://www.lidl.de/de/remy-kohlhaas-johannisberger-erntebringer-riesling-qba-trocken-weisswein-2018/p216099


To be fair though, even though it is cheap, a dry Riesling is something that always tastes at least tolerable.

Oh wow the guy saying 13$ on average was far off the mark :lol

I like Riesling quite a bit (Dönnhoff :delicious) but at sub 5€ retail I'll certainly have no expectations and be apprehensive. There's no lack of choice at all price points for that variety either.

Some of the Aldi/Lidl wines are drinkable. The Grüner Veltliner Aldi is selling here for example is really good.

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BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #40802 on: August 27, 2019, 08:13:10 AM »
It is not even proper Wiener schnitzel because if it was they would have listed it on the menu as such.  :lol


VomKriege

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« Reply #40803 on: August 27, 2019, 08:20:59 AM »
Yeah that's why I find it's difficult to estimate all this in an abstract. You can find perfectly serviceable wine, sometimes little gems punching way above their price (to riff on a favorite Star Citizen cliché) even, at the 3-5€ range. However it also gives an idea of the bar set for the rest of that meal and the sort of price point they went with when contracting with a caterer / restaurant, I'd say. Even under the understanding that most of those 275 bucks go to the game, I'd expect something a little more exclusive. Then again that's probably why I am not a Star Citizen backer.
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GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #40804 on: August 27, 2019, 08:25:48 AM »
Talk about showing your ass. Fucking yikes. I'd encourage you to do a bit of education on who you're speaking to and about the subject your speaking before you continue to put your proverbial foot in mouth again.

:rofl

What the fuck is this shit?

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #40805 on: August 27, 2019, 08:31:17 AM »
that post is indistinguishable from someone mocking the site
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Cauliflower Of Love

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #40806 on: August 27, 2019, 08:40:02 AM »
Talk about showing your ass. Fucking yikes. I'd encourage you to do a bit of education on who you're speaking to and about the subject your speaking before you continue to put your proverbial foot in mouth again.

:rofl

What the fuck is this shit?

enzom forgot which account he's logged into.

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« Reply #40807 on: August 27, 2019, 08:48:03 AM »
"do a bit of education"

isn't that teaching

shouldn't it be "educate yourself" or "do a bit of research"
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« Reply #40808 on: August 27, 2019, 08:48:53 AM »
That is pretty high quality food for gamers though. Most will be living on tendies, Doritos, and Dew whilst the Amazon burns.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #40809 on: August 27, 2019, 08:49:42 AM »
has either of these accused rapists said anything yet?

Should they? Would it matter?
Should they? probably not. Would it matter? To them, no. For me, absolutely, I'm here for the schadenfreude.

Cauliflower Of Love

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #40810 on: August 27, 2019, 09:05:44 AM »
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Again Chappelle clearly has some weird hookup with the LGBT community and he's trying to morally justify being homophobic in his comedy.

Bob Saget for example would have been told not to use either word.

A white gay comedian would have been given leeway with the F word but would have been told not to use the N word.

Minorities being given room for exploring their own oppression through the language of their oppressors has been the standard for ages. That is not a carte blanche to use other slurs against other groups.

The whole point of the joke is once again missed by excelsheet.

VomKriege

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« Reply #40811 on: August 27, 2019, 09:10:04 AM »
*snipped for brevity*

I'm always a bit :larry at being overly jaded and skeptical at those accusations. Domestic and sexual abuse isn't so uncommon that nothing alleged here sounds ludicrous on its face. Some parts and anecdotes in those stories used as supporting bits do make me wonder if they were really as ominous as they appear ex post facto like the Skyrim composer ranting on and on about muses and using his sexual experiences as inspiration... In a vacuum, I could see this as trite and not especially healthy. But without knowing the man, who knows ? It's not super relevant here anyway because my understanding is that she alleges she wasn't in a relationship with him and there was no ambiguity on her part she didn't want to fuck him despite his advances, it's less of a gray area than a relationship where one side feels, on reflection, some boundaries were crossed.

It's like the "he progressively isolated me, his friends gaslit me" that you can read somewhat often in those stories... I dunno, it's pointedly implying some overt intentionality where it could be unconscious. Then again the latter isn't really an excuse so what the fuck do I know.

It's probably just because I'm a milquetoast square bland normie cishetero male but yeah the way those relationships are described always feels a bit alien to me. I don't really know if "videogames" or "nerd hobbies" have really something to do with it but I'm a bit floored at the emotional maladjustment of some of the dudes when those stories are outed.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #40812 on: August 27, 2019, 09:12:34 AM »
Talk about showing your ass. Fucking yikes. I'd encourage you to do a bit of education on who you're speaking to and about the subject your speaking before you continue to put your proverbial foot in mouth again.

:rofl

What the fuck is this shit?

SweetNicole trying to act tough (especially if you've seen their pictures)

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #40813 on: August 27, 2019, 09:13:49 AM »
"do a bit of education"

isn't that teaching

shouldn't it be "educate yourself" or "do a bit of research"

"offsite detective work" oh wait nevermind

VomKriege

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #40814 on: August 27, 2019, 09:14:51 AM »
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GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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« Reply #40815 on: August 27, 2019, 09:17:10 AM »
Boy, the Alphabet Gang sure showed chappelle how wrong he was, huh?

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« Reply #40816 on: August 27, 2019, 09:33:05 AM »
Eh...Anthony Jeselnik’s whole gimmick is being shocking/offensive, and while I haven’t seen all of his material, I can’t remember him saying anything that was half as problematic as Chappelle.

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I’m working on a screenplay about a guy who teaches a distinguished mentally-challenged kid to read. It’s good. But it is so fucking long.

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My great grandmother threw herself in front of a bus. The police tried to say she was committed suicide but the family knew she was just trying to stop civil rights.

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My mom, for most of her life, was a Holocaust denier. And it was terrible for the entire family to have to deal with until, finally, a couple years ago, we had an intervention. And we had a rabbi come into the home, had him walk her through the history of the Jewish people, and then he made her watch “Schindler’s List.” And after that, my mom did a complete 180. Now she can’t believe it only happened once.

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« Reply #40817 on: August 27, 2019, 09:36:43 AM »
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The folks that worry about "cancel culture" are always the ones saying fucked up shit, there has to be a van diagram
https://www.resetera.com/threads/hollywood-reporter-dave-chappelle-slams-michael-jackson-accusers-and-cancel-culture-in-netflix-special.137409/post-23968326

BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #40818 on: August 27, 2019, 09:42:14 AM »

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« Reply #40819 on: August 27, 2019, 09:43:31 AM »
https://twitter.com/infinitystony/status/1165749422975868929

:confused

Look at these white people (one of which is a robot that is just skinned to match his "waifu"'s skin color) sitting in their home doing shit. Those bastards.

Tasty

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« Reply #40820 on: August 27, 2019, 09:48:04 AM »
https://twitter.com/infinitystony/status/1165749422975868929

:confused

Look at these white people (one of which is a robot that is just skinned to match his "waifu"'s skin color) sitting in their home doing shit. Those bastards.

But it looks like the 50s! And if you enjoy anything to do with the 50s you're racist. Especially Leave it to Beaver and the Andy Griffith Show.


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« Reply #40822 on: August 27, 2019, 09:50:22 AM »
twitters

:confused

Look at these white people (one of which is a robot that is just skinned to match his "waifu"'s skin color) sitting in their home doing shit. Those bastards.

But it looks like the 50s! And if you enjoy anything to do with the 50s you're racist. Especially Leave it to Beaver and the Andy Griffith Show.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #40825 on: August 27, 2019, 09:51:38 AM »
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Sad to see a comedian enter into the "out of touch" phase.

    I pray Patton Oswalt never hits that

he showed up on Red Letter Media..

Just FYI.

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« Reply #40826 on: August 27, 2019, 09:51:50 AM »
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Sad to see a comedian enter into the "out of touch" phase.

    I pray Patton Oswalt never hits that

he showed up on Red Letter Media..

Just FYI.

 :mike

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #40827 on: August 27, 2019, 09:52:38 AM »
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« Reply #40828 on: August 27, 2019, 09:53:10 AM »
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Sad to see a comedian enter into the "out of touch" phase.

    I pray Patton Oswalt never hits that

he showed up on Red Letter Media..

Just FYI.

 :mike

:mike

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« Reply #40829 on: August 27, 2019, 09:53:51 AM »

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« Reply #40830 on: August 27, 2019, 09:55:00 AM »
yeah that's better wording
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« Reply #40831 on: August 27, 2019, 09:56:45 AM »
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Sad to see a comedian enter into the "out of touch" phase.

    I pray Patton Oswalt never hits that

he showed up on Red Letter Media..

Just FYI.

 :mike

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Cauliflower Of Love

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #40832 on: August 27, 2019, 10:00:21 AM »
Didn't patton oswalt kill his wife?


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #40834 on: August 27, 2019, 10:03:15 AM »
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The folks that worry about "cancel culture" are always the ones saying fucked up shit, there has to be a van diagram
https://www.resetera.com/threads/hollywood-reporter-dave-chappelle-slams-michael-jackson-accusers-and-cancel-culture-in-netflix-special.137409/post-23968326

(Image removed from quote.)

I just watched that show and had a good time. :fbm Where's my nazi batch?

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« Reply #40835 on: August 27, 2019, 10:03:40 AM »
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Another thing to keep in mind, Dave Chappelle said this same shit 15 years ago on his own show with much of the same information we have today.

"And *I* was the only one smart enough to see it for what it was!" :ego

Tasty

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« Reply #40836 on: August 27, 2019, 10:05:24 AM »
I think that post is trying to imply if you liked Chappelle's Show even slightly back in the day you're going to bat for his current specials (or you really want to on the inside.) Which is absurd...

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« Reply #40837 on: August 27, 2019, 10:06:30 AM »
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Sad to see a comedian enter into the "out of touch" phase.

    I pray Patton Oswalt never hits that

he showed up on Red Letter Media..

Just FYI.

 :mike

 :lol I thought some of you nazis made that remark as a joke, but it's actually from reee.

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« Reply #40838 on: August 27, 2019, 10:08:31 AM »
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He could just make a funny voice while telling the story of the shenaningans that happen in a random trip of his to the grocery story and have everyone in stitches but no, let’s just use garbage like this as netflix special material instead...

It's obvious that era doesn't have humour.

I think the biggest problem is that they think standup specials are written like production movies. It's painfully obvious that they don't understand the fluidity (ha!) of joke sets and the money grab that are comedy specials.

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« Reply #40839 on: August 27, 2019, 10:08:48 AM »
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The context is that Chappelle is saying outrageous things at his comedy show in an attempt to get you to laugh. That’s his style. I can’t actually imagine that he’s sincerely suggesting to an acquaintance from his past that he should kill himself because his life was/is comparatively worse than Anthony Bourdain’s. His skits from his old show, like Clayton Bigsby or Wayne Brady, are also conceptually absurd.

Comedy is subjective. Each person has a different threshold on what they find funny. For some, the trans jokes are where they draw the line. And that’s OK. But I’m not going to pass judgment that Chappelle is a transphobic bigot because he’s cracking these jokes at a comedy club where he’s expected to play a persona. If he’s actively campaigning against the community when the lights are off, then that’s a different story.

So the context is that it's just jokes huh

I wonder if Micheal jackson victims find it funny

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« Reply #40840 on: August 27, 2019, 10:10:57 AM »
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Sad to see a comedian enter into the "out of touch" phase.

    I pray Patton Oswalt never hits that

he showed up on Red Letter Media..

Just FYI.

 :mike

 :lol I thought some of you nazis made that remark as a joke, but it's actually from reee.

I said it here and to be totally honest that post seems like some low post count ignoramus who reads the bore who saw my post and is trying to start shit and will be banned for it shortly
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« Reply #40841 on: August 27, 2019, 10:20:13 AM »
I’ll give everyone on RE $5 if Patton Oswald isn’t guilty of some #MeToo shit

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« Reply #40842 on: August 27, 2019, 10:21:14 AM »
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Sad to see a comedian enter into the "out of touch" phase.

    I pray Patton Oswalt never hits that

he showed up on Red Letter Media..

Just FYI.

 :mike

:mike

:mike

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #40843 on: August 27, 2019, 10:21:58 AM »


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« Reply #40844 on: August 27, 2019, 10:22:42 AM »
Talk about showing your ass. Fucking yikes. I'd encourage you to do a bit of education on who you're speaking to and about the subject your speaking before you continue to put your proverbial foot in mouth again.

:rofl

What the fuck is this shit?


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #40845 on: August 27, 2019, 10:47:45 AM »
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Sad to see a comedian enter into the "out of touch" phase.

    I pray Patton Oswalt never hits that

he showed up on Red Letter Media..

Just FYI.

 :mike

:mike

:mike

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« Reply #40846 on: August 27, 2019, 10:51:49 AM »
I love how triggered era gets when chappelle calls out the worst of society. And era thinks all his jokes apply to them so they are admitting they are all assholes

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« Reply #40847 on: August 27, 2019, 10:55:54 AM »
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Sad to see a comedian enter into the "out of touch" phase.

    I pray Patton Oswalt never hits that

he showed up on Red Letter Media..

Just FYI.

 :mike

:mike

:mike

 :rogan

:nope

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« Reply #40848 on: August 27, 2019, 10:57:48 AM »
Oh no, science says that male to female transsexuals do have an advantage over biological women in sports.
https://twitter.com/Scienceofsport/status/1164930403293171715

Someone inform Resetera, time for them to cancel reality.
(Who am I kidding, they already have.)
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« Reply #40849 on: August 27, 2019, 11:01:00 AM »
Regarding Chapelle's special, Seems like a lot of people have a very basic, first degree understanding  of humor and comedy. They don't realize that a very common form of stand-up is when the artist is playing up a character, a persona in order to make you think and reflect on society and possibly on yourself.


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« Reply #40850 on: August 27, 2019, 11:01:40 AM »
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"Its not that I have a problem with jokes about [subject], its just these specific jokes about [subject] aren't funny. He could have made a joke about how [subject] are actually great hard working people, probably the best people, and then something funny happens that doesn't in any way denigrate them in my perception, I dunno I'm not a comedian, but that would be a great joke"
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« Reply #40851 on: August 27, 2019, 11:02:44 AM »
Pretending to care about women's sports to own the libs.
there are sports where the women's version is better, like beach volleyball, so dont you dare say this isnt about ethics in beach volleyball :maf

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« Reply #40852 on: August 27, 2019, 11:03:32 AM »
Oh no, science says that male to female transsexuals do have an advantage over biological women in sports.
https://twitter.com/Scienceofsport/status/1164930403293171715

Someone inform Resetera, time for them to cancel reality.
(Who am I kidding, they already have.)

This fucker didn't read the staff post.

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« Reply #40853 on: August 27, 2019, 11:03:48 AM »





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« Reply #40854 on: August 27, 2019, 11:05:41 AM »
Regarding Chapelle's special, Seems like a lot of people have a very basic, first degree understanding  of humor and comedy. They don't realize that a very common form of stand-up is when the artist is playing up a character, a persona in order to make you think and reflect on society and possibly on yourself.
You are asking era folks to think

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« Reply #40855 on: August 27, 2019, 11:05:55 AM »
"dug"

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« Reply #40857 on: August 27, 2019, 11:13:01 AM »
Didn't Shy use to stan hard for Star Citizen?

Conspicuously absent from the latest threads.

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« Reply #40859 on: August 27, 2019, 11:28:59 AM »
https://old.reddit.com/r/pcgaming/comments/cvukuu/darq_developers_on_twitter_in_answer_to_tim/

This guy played his cards perfectly. r/pcgaming is polishing his knob so hard . :lol