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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #51000 on: October 31, 2019, 12:52:48 PM »
I mean that's true. Gawker ceased to be and then Gizmodo bought the various ex-Gawker sites.

Gizmodo is just one of the Gawker sites. I think some digital media company bought Gawker (Gizmodo being one of the sites Gawker owned).

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« Reply #51001 on: October 31, 2019, 12:54:24 PM »
Riotous you gonna have BlueManifest blocking you next lol!

Also lol@ era thinking google would NOT having a great connection from the HQ to their data center! Google of all companies..... really era? Really?

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« Reply #51002 on: October 31, 2019, 12:56:48 PM »
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Fuck any grocery store that sells weapons and lobbies to lower the minimum wage of their employees. They’d have to pay me to set foot in a Wartmart.

*proceeds to buy the same things on Amazon*

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« Reply #51003 on: October 31, 2019, 01:00:38 PM »
These things cost $150+ they'll stay in until I'm ready to put them away in the case because I'm not going to chance dropping, breaking or losing one cause you need to talk to me about the weather.

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« Reply #51004 on: October 31, 2019, 01:04:39 PM »
I mean that's true. Gawker ceased to be and then Gizmodo bought the various ex-Gawker sites.

Gizmodo is just one of the Gawker sites. I think some digital media company bought Gawker (Gizmodo being one of the sites Gawker owned).

Ah. I thought the person or company who bought it all up was called Gizmodo (no not that I thought the person himself was called Mr. Gizmodo lol).

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« Reply #51005 on: October 31, 2019, 01:05:17 PM »
But then who was Gizmondo?
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« Reply #51006 on: October 31, 2019, 01:07:24 PM »
K. Hopped to wikipedia to get a refresher:

On September 21, 2016, Gawker Media's assets except for Gawker were purchased by Univision Communications and have been moved to Gizmodo Media Group.[9][10] Gizmodo was subsequently acquired by Great Hill Partners along with The Onion in 2019 under the G/O Media Inc. umbrella.

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« Reply #51007 on: October 31, 2019, 01:10:32 PM »
I mean that's true. Gawker ceased to be and then Gizmodo bought the various ex-Gawker sites.

Gizmodo is just one of the Gawker sites. I think some digital media company bought Gawker (Gizmodo being one of the sites Gawker owned).

Why do all these places have such fucking stupid names.

What happened to common sense names like the Wall Street Journal.

Its a paper that focuses on reporting on Wall Street.

The Washington Post? They post about fucking Washington.


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« Reply #51008 on: October 31, 2019, 01:10:59 PM »
Resetera:


 :nope Landlords

 :ohyeah Corporate conglomerate that pumps out mindless comic book movies multiple times a year:
Know how I can tell you never saw Captain America: Civil War or Black Panther or whatever that one that was about the first woman superhero.

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« Reply #51009 on: October 31, 2019, 01:14:15 PM »
Riotous you gonna have BlueManifest blocking you next lol!

Also lol@ era thinking google would NOT having a great connection to their data center from their HQ.

Yeah that convo makes me want to give up on those people lol

Like.. come on...


At that poll I would say anything above 40ms isn’t desirable right?

I get like 31 on 5ghz WiFi I’m guessing wired would shave some off that.

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« Reply #51010 on: October 31, 2019, 01:15:31 PM »
I mean that's true. Gawker ceased to be and then Gizmodo bought the various ex-Gawker sites.

Gizmodo is just one of the Gawker sites. I think some digital media company bought Gawker (Gizmodo being one of the sites Gawker owned).

Why do all these places have such fucking stupid names.

What happened to common sense names like the Wall Street Journal.

Its a paper that focuses on reporting on Wall Street.

The Washington Post? They post about fucking Washington.


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Not a Gawker site but I always liked “TheVerge”

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« Reply #51011 on: October 31, 2019, 01:16:30 PM »
The worst is when you google a simple question like "how long to cook shimp" and the first result is from Heavy.com or some other website without the words "food" or "eat" in their title.

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« Reply #51012 on: October 31, 2019, 01:17:34 PM »
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« Reply #51013 on: October 31, 2019, 01:22:20 PM »
I'm glad the unionized Kotaku workers can't get rich enough to become landlords now. I wouldn't want Jason's important work against crunch or whatever it was to be minimized by his exploitation of the homeless.

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« Reply #51014 on: October 31, 2019, 01:24:42 PM »
Moderators silencing prominent women posters for speaking truth to power:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/obama-on-call-out-culture-the-world-is-messy-there-are-ambiguities-people-who-do-really-good-stuff-have-flaws.150090/post-25955130
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« Reply #51015 on: October 31, 2019, 01:25:26 PM »

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« Reply #51016 on: October 31, 2019, 01:27:31 PM »
Hate site ResetERA.com now banning users for not maintaining or increasing bigotry:
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I was calling you boogie. Not Yongyea.

PDP is a fucking white supremacist. Fuck him and anyone that defends him.
Grow up. Do you even know what a whites supremacist is? PDP has never displayed or spoke of pro white rhetoric.Throwing it around like that actually degrades it’s impact and makes it seem more acceptable. It legitimises actually white supremacists by making it main stream.

This forum can be a real cancer sometimes. So disappointing.

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« Reply #51017 on: October 31, 2019, 01:28:47 PM »

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« Reply #51018 on: October 31, 2019, 01:30:02 PM »
https://twitter.com/drdisrespect/status/1189731384752889857?s=19

Isn't this the guy who creeps on little boys in public bathrooms?

imagine being in a public feud with Jason Schreier #sad

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« Reply #51019 on: October 31, 2019, 01:33:32 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/jordan-peterson-fans-made-a-doc-about-him-and-interviewed-noam-chomsky-it-didnt-go-like-they-hoped.150105/post-25935350
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« Reply #51020 on: October 31, 2019, 01:37:27 PM »

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lol 6710  lol
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« Reply #51021 on: October 31, 2019, 01:38:41 PM »

History of Antagonizing Users with low post count

what :lol
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« Reply #51022 on: October 31, 2019, 01:45:01 PM »
So yeah Riotous reading up on Shadow pcs streaming that’s basically what I want in a cloud only streaming future. It sounds like they let you install whatever you want it’s just literally a streaming high performance win10 vm. Could azure run something like that? I know nothing about it but my idea would be basically having a cloud pc I was admin on that has the tech to spin extra blades up to tighten up the graphics on level 3 if I needed it.

Of course it costs $35 a month to rent. I guess we know what the true cost is based on the flops to dollar ratio now.

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« Reply #51023 on: October 31, 2019, 01:45:22 PM »
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This was posted in the women thread and... yikes
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Im sure the reaction was very level headed
https://www.resetera.com/threads/persona-5-royal-import-thread.150204/post-25953798

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« Reply #51024 on: October 31, 2019, 01:46:42 PM »
“White supremacy or white supremacism is the racist belief that white people are superior to people of other races and therefore should be dominant over them”

Now maybe I’ve completely missed it but I don’t recall video game streamer PDP spouting off about whitey being better than other skin colors.

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« Reply #51025 on: October 31, 2019, 01:49:54 PM »
“White supremacy or white supremacism is the racist belief that white people are superior to people of other races and therefore should be dominant over them”

Now maybe I’ve completely missed it but I don’t recall video game streamer PDP spouting off about whitey being better than other skin colors.
Don't minimize his bigotry, he put on a full KKK outfit as well as organized the Charlottesville events and 2017 Women's March.

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« Reply #51026 on: October 31, 2019, 01:55:31 PM »
I think this speaks for itself:


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« Reply #51027 on: October 31, 2019, 01:59:32 PM »
Gamer headphones:

NOT EVEN ONCE

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« Reply #51028 on: October 31, 2019, 02:06:02 PM »
Gamers shouldn't be allowed to vote.

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« Reply #51029 on: October 31, 2019, 02:20:57 PM »
A Gamer Play in Three Acts:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/at-which-critical-juncture-will-you-abandon-gaming-completely.150167/
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With exploitative capitalistic milking machines such as Fifa and COD pushing the same game every year and the overabundance of MTX and GaaS elements, at which point do you expect this to become a uniform situation where you will have short, nonsubstantive campaigns complemented by mostly MP modes, propped up by genres that owe their existence to the online infrastructure alone that dilute, exploit and distort the gaming medium to the point that in the future all we will have to play are online GaaS with no SP and just endless whales and Destiny-esque season passes and updates?

Will you then rise up again this nonsense or just abandon the fight?
I mean, 99 percent of people hate doing that and they do it under duress for scraps while the rich keep getting richer and exploiting everyone under the sun.

How can anyone defend capitalism when schools are useless degree mills, trades will all be automated soon enough and you are always at 100 percent downside for losing a job and having to be humiliated by the "safety" nets.

I am not advocating for everyone, with or without a job to live a life of luxury by doing nothing (would be nice tho!) but you shouldnt need labor to not jeopardize your life.

How can anyone defend capitalism? Its the most pernicious system ever foisted upon mankind. Its the source of all ills and all evils and its staunchest architects and defenders are disgusting peope who would let you die and suffer if that means they can pass another tax break or get some kickback money.

They say capitalism and democracy are the lesser forms of evil but thats the worst euphemism out there.

How else can you describe a noxious system where totally artificial made up concepts (i.e money) get to decide the fate of everyone and the course of their lives?

Its pathetic to say the least that as the world is heading towards an irreversible climate catastrophy, things are getting even worse.
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Replace dictator with an advanced AI if you will. If peoples views clash with rationality and whats best for mankind and human race, they shouldnt have a right to vote. Look at where it brought us. You have fucking Trump as the president and people threatening a civil war if he is impeached. These people are distinguished mentally-challenged fellowed.
In fact all right wingers are distinguished mentally-challenged fellowed

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« Reply #51030 on: October 31, 2019, 02:22:03 PM »
Zombie: They don’t really offer machines like that in Azure  with gaming GPUs and they don’t have any high frame rate remote / streaming in place for VMs.

Watching a YouTube even from a vm is immediately choppy because RDP isn’t suited for that.  These streaming techs use special video encoding and input servers.

There’s alternatives to RDP you can install on the VMs themselves but I don’t think they’d offer an experience nearly as good as what the game streaming companies are doing.

Hmm maybe that’s why they are using consoles on a blade for xcloud right now? I’m thinking in the far future they would adapt the console/pc os to a more dynamic compute method? Like you have your windows cloud machine but pull in a few extra Machines to handle more physics. Or maybe the VM would just know to dynamically allocate more of the underlying physical blades hardware based on the game running?

If streaming takesoff consoles are on borrowed time imo, you can’t mod their games, all their value as a device is based playing a game without the hassle of pc, and for cheaper. If they’ve got the connection and are already used to the higher latency from HDTVs using controllers, then taking out the $500 box just to play a game is a no brainer to me.

I think the shit is really gonna hit the fan when Nintendo announces their own service. The switch already uses streaming in Japan for resident evil 7. Then you will have 3/3 of the console makers with their own cloud services.
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« Reply #51031 on: October 31, 2019, 02:35:28 PM »
Yeah I’m guessing in the future (decade/s?) they will have an emulation solution for it all. Like now days our current hardware yawns while running DosBOX that’s running a game that 30 years ago crippled even top of the line PCs.


Well maybe, depending on if they can find a breakthrough to kick start Moore’s law again.

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« Reply #51032 on: October 31, 2019, 02:39:40 PM »
This PDP slander is ridiculous.  Nobody who watched one of his videos for even a minute would ever think white people are superior to anyone.

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« Reply #51033 on: October 31, 2019, 02:51:04 PM »
https://twitter.com/drdisrespect/status/1189731384752889857?s=19

Isn't this the guy who creeps on little boys in public bathrooms?
Don't know about creeping on little boys, but he streamed in a bathroom at this year's E3, yes.

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« Reply #51034 on: October 31, 2019, 02:51:22 PM »
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« Reply #51035 on: October 31, 2019, 02:54:08 PM »

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« Reply #51036 on: October 31, 2019, 02:58:41 PM »

Hmm maybe that’s why they are using consoles on a blade for xcloud right now?

They're using xbox hardware because the xbox division are a huge fucking flop and they can shuffle whatever the cost of millions of xboxes they will never sell but have a guaranteed purchase order for AMD parts for into their profitable Cloud divisions costs instead of taking their own hit on them.
It makes literally zero sense; its a completely unscalable solution. But thats just tip of the iceberg stuff for fuckups from the Xbox division this gen.

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« Reply #51037 on: October 31, 2019, 03:12:10 PM »
Deadspin's dead, but at least we've still got Jezebel.

https://jezebel.com/i-would-have-sex-with-an-entire-major-league-baseball-t-1839501599?

Ohhhhh so they publish this but my annual article about how I'd plough all the Victoria secret models keeps getting rejected. Typical!

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« Reply #51038 on: October 31, 2019, 03:31:58 PM »
Deadspin's dead, but at least we've still got Jezebel.

https://jezebel.com/i-would-have-sex-with-an-entire-major-league-baseball-t-1839501599?
Yikes! Objectifying people like that?  :exxy

That's a bad look.
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« Reply #51039 on: October 31, 2019, 03:32:23 PM »
That Death Stranding review thread should be one for the ages no matter the results. MFs are already getting antsy in that megathread on Reeee

I think it will review ok. but I will be surprised if some game 'journos' can break off their unquestioning Kojima fellatio to tell us what they really think.

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« Reply #51040 on: October 31, 2019, 03:34:19 PM »
It has 7/10 "nice try at something new" written all over it.
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« Reply #51041 on: October 31, 2019, 03:35:55 PM »
Deadspin's dead, but at least we've still got Jezebel.

https://jezebel.com/i-would-have-sex-with-an-entire-major-league-baseball-t-1839501599?

I think the players would probably give her a huge nope

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« Reply #51042 on: October 31, 2019, 03:55:45 PM »
She got that grandma cuteness  :larry

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« Reply #51043 on: October 31, 2019, 04:03:57 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/eminem-and-joyner-lucas-team-up-for-thought-provoking-and-insightful-classic-what-if-i-was-gay.149854/

I’m pretty confused by this thread.

The song is about two lifelong friends, the first guy opens up about being gay to his best friend (eminem) who is in complete denial that his best friend could be gay and it also seems that his friend comitted suicide over it? Eminem’s character is incredulous, he’s coming up with every typical argument in the book, he regrets confronting his now dead friend about being gay, and he wishes he could take back what he said.

He’s full of regrets (« i left my best friend die alone »), and then he slowly admits to himself that he is gay himself (« im fighting my own demons »),  « can’t it be cured with a prayer? »), and he’s starting to reject his christian values that led him to hurt his friends (« born again christian? But god we’re gonna collde »)

How can the song be interpreted as being pro-homophobia? It’s a demonstration of how toxic hyper masculinity can be, the dangers of closed mindness and so on.

Why are they having such a basic first degree interpretation of the lyrics?




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« Reply #51044 on: October 31, 2019, 04:06:47 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/eminem-and-joyner-lucas-team-up-for-thought-provoking-and-insightful-classic-what-if-i-was-gay.149854/

I’m pretty confused by this thread.

The song is about two lifelong friends, the first guy opens up about being gay to his best friend (eminem) who is in complete denial that his best friend could be gay and it also seems that his friend comitted suicide over it? Eminem’s character is incredulous, he’s coming up with every typical argument in the book, he regrets confronting his now dead friend about being gay, and he wishes he could take back what he said.

He’s full of regrets (« i left my best friend die alone »), and then he slowly admits to himself that he is gay himself (« im fighting my own demons »),  « can’t it be cured with a prayer? »), and he’s starting to reject his christian values that led him to hurt his friends (« born again christian? But god we’re gonna collde »)

How can the song be interpreted as being pro-homophobia? It’s a demonstration of how toxic hyper masculinity can be, the dangers of closed mindness and so on.

Why are they having such a basic first degree interpretation of the lyrics?
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« Reply #51045 on: October 31, 2019, 04:08:40 PM »
How can the song be interpreted as being pro-homophobia? It’s a demonstration of how toxic hyper masculinity can be, the dangers of closed mindness and so on.

Why are they having such a basic first degree interpretation of the lyrics?
Now interpret it based on how you desire imagine homophobic incel Gamers to interpret it. Remember, they're stupid and will only see the bad parts because they do simple minded surface level analysis. Plus they're bigots, Trump supporters, Planescape: Torment writers, etc.

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« Reply #51046 on: October 31, 2019, 04:10:57 PM »
Using a gay character's death as an emotional hook? Is Naughty Dog writing songs for Eminem now? :snoop
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« Reply #51047 on: October 31, 2019, 04:13:47 PM »
Seeing as Asdrubal Cabrera is basically the James of the nationals, that’s at least one player going :nope

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« Reply #51048 on: October 31, 2019, 04:15:10 PM »
Reeset is going to have a mental breakdown when DS gets 70 on Metacritic

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« Reply #51049 on: October 31, 2019, 04:15:30 PM »
Why are they having such a basic first degree interpretation of the lyrics?
cause they have a basic first degree interpretation of everything

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« Reply #51050 on: October 31, 2019, 04:15:32 PM »
the remaining deadspin staff is now writing extremely passive aggressive titles :lol
If this boosts the sites like when the Writers Strike caused Conan/Daily Show/Colbert to back their way into their most creative material and highest ratings in ages :hmm

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« Reply #51051 on: October 31, 2019, 04:15:55 PM »
Seeing as Asdrubal Cabrera is basically the James of the nationals, that’s at least one player going :nope

FACT CHECK:  james has never turned an unassisted triple play. :bolo

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« Reply #51052 on: October 31, 2019, 04:17:47 PM »
Seeing as Asdrubal Cabrera is basically the James of the nationals, that’s at least one player going :nope

FACT CHECK:  james has never turned an unassisted triple play. :bolo

But he does bang 16 year olds, stop ruining my joke that probably you and maybe 2 other people on this forum would have understood.  :rage

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« Reply #51053 on: October 31, 2019, 04:20:33 PM »
You can‘t tell me that Lou Gehrig and Ted WIlliams haven‘t banged truck loads of 16 year olds. A proud baseball tradition. :american

Nowadays all the players are just playing Fortnite in their hotel rooms. :expert :nope

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« Reply #51054 on: October 31, 2019, 04:29:16 PM »
Deadspin's dead, but at least we've still got Jezebel.

https://jezebel.com/i-would-have-sex-with-an-entire-major-league-baseball-t-1839501599?

Ohhhhh so they publish this but my annual article about how I'd plough all the Victoria secret models keeps getting rejected. Typical!

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #51055 on: October 31, 2019, 04:30:12 PM »
Seeing as Asdrubal Cabrera is basically the James of the nationals, that’s at least one player going :nope

FACT CHECK:  james has never turned an unassisted triple play. :bolo

But he does bang 16 year olds, stop ruining my joke that probably you and maybe 2 other people on this forum would have understood. 

Libel is illegal, and I have Benji on retainer exactly to go after this kind of horrible transgression.

Be warned, the last time someone dared libel me here, they were permed
:O

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #51056 on: October 31, 2019, 04:32:22 PM »
Libel is illegal, and I have Benji on retainer exactly to go after this kind of horrible transgression.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #51057 on: October 31, 2019, 04:32:40 PM »



the remaining deadspin staff is now writing extremely passive aggressive titles :lol

Sorta proves G/O's point. They are too immature.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #51058 on: October 31, 2019, 04:36:29 PM »
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Peter Thiel. These private equity vampires fired the killshot, but Deadspin has been teetering on the edge for half a decade because of Peter Thiel.

All the big brains who aren't really upset because 10 years ago Deadspin posted a column that used the word "fruity" as a derogative are why facism is going slip into power right under our noses. A single person with unlimited funds destroyed a media company because he was upset by his coverage from that company. That is the nightmare scenario where the first amendment exists, but actually isn't worth anything. These guys start by suing things into oblivion, then they run for office and just cut out the middle man. RIP to one of the best sites on the internet.
https://www.resetera.com/threads/deadspin-employees-leave-en-mass-after-executive-editor-tells-them-to-stick-to-sports.150257/post-25976977

Gawker being dumbasses and getting sued literally paved the way for fascism!!

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #51059 on: October 31, 2019, 04:37:51 PM »
Too immature to write sports articles?

Impossible, barstoolsports exists.