River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[Stro]

The Halo guy did get banned for his Kite Runner joke, btw. No one in the thread actually complained about it though.

[thisismyusername]

All the other top-of-pagers cashing in on that Big Yuka Money.

There's just no likes in subtle contemporary political references. 

Being fair: I don' t get the spoiler reference. I get the non-spoiler is a reference to Xi, but what is a strawberry and whipped creame thing tied to Pooh?

[benjipwns]

"The best way to help these people is to vote democrat"


 


https://www.resetera.com/threads/stealing-amazon-packages-in-the-age-of-nextdoor.150745/page-5#post-26066244

Potrero Hill is a residential neighborhood in San Francisco, California.

• Supervisor   Malia Cohen
 • Assemblymember   David Chiu (D)[1]
 • State senator   Scott Wiener (D)[1]
 • U. S. rep.   Nancy Pelosi (D)[2]

Instead of harassing this poor woman they need to form a group to hunt down the one Republican left.

The headquarters for popular Discovery Channel program MythBusters is located at the southern edge of the neighborhood.

I might have found their location.

[thisismyusername]

EDIT: Also, anyone who regularly posts 60+ word sentences

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and calls themselves a journalist

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No one cares what you’re broadcasting unless it’s your hog /TIMU

[Cauliflower Of Love]

The Halo guy did get banned for his Kite Runner joke, btw. No one in the thread actually complained about it though.

that's only because they acted on thebire's deputy modding.

[benjipwns]

User Banned (3 Days): Hostility over a series of posts.

Just block me and be done with it, Christ.

I cant, your like a cancer. This thread grows around your comments, to ignore them is to subject myself to an unreadable thread. At least in its current state I can get a good laugh when I see people talk about you.

how PlanetSmasher drove the man insane

You see for me Horizon is not far from Witcher as for being an "RPG", everything Witcher does Horizon does as well (just not as deep/meaningful).
So it's just a matter of having deeper RPG mechanics and player agency within quests, things I expect with the sequel then you have your RPG studio

I don't think I'll ever give Horizon a second chance after how utterly, agonizingly boring the first game was. Shooter combat is already something I don't enjoy to begin with, so unless they completely redefine the combat to let you play a melee-focused character it's a lost cause in my book.

Lets be real, you dont care about other games other that rpg and honestly, must rpg fucking suck.

Most modern games are a homogeneous blob of mediocre open worlds and bland first or third-person shooter mechanics, or they're multiplayer-focused games built around sucking money out of people's wallets with recurring microtransactions. What the hell am I supposed to be excited for?

So your filling this thread with rants because Sony isn't fulfilling your subjective tastes? These comments are so dumb.

What the hell else are we supposed to talk about right now? Do we need to keep having the same "BUY REMEDY!" "NO, BUY READY AT DAWN!" argument over and over and over again until we're all dead?

So say nothing. This thread isnt for you to fill with your drivel about what kind of games you want. If there is no news or speculation to discuss don't talk about theoretical game ideas and wants. You want a party based RPG, and just scoffed at the idea of fromsoft filling that RPG hole you identified with their staple games. You will not be happy until your specific itch is sratched so you fill this thread with verbal liquid shit and force people to engage in your discussions. All you bring to other game discussions is "it sucks, I don't like it". You handwave horizons story and characters despite not beating the game and dismiss its very unique combat as "bah its a TPS", ignoring the fact it feels more like a monster hunter than a TPS.

Pathetic honestly. This is what we call discussion these days, just spewing hate at things clearly written off and not given a chance. Also denying any game that doesn't fill subjective requirements and making any discussion about said game "I hate it".

I gave it multiple chances and didn't enjoy it. If you have a problem with someone not enjoying a game they paid money for and gave numerous chances to change their mind, then that's YOUR problem.

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I mean my problem is you hilariously misidentifying the mechanics of the game and drawing conclusions about the story despite not playing the fucking game through. I didnt even beat Horizon but the practice of spewing hilarious opinions like yours is what pissed me off.

Also I love how you skipped over my other comment regarding your constant whining in this thread. Did I hit too close to the mark or something? I would really love to hear what you have to say since you clearly have tastes above what this casual modern market demands.

You know, people are allowed to bail on a game when they're not enjoying it. It's not my job to suffer hours upon hours of gameplay I'm not having fun with just in case there MIGHT be an ending at the end that changes my mind.

As for "whining"? This is a thread where people discuss what Sony is making and what they want Sony to make in the future. I got into Playstation because of RPGs. They're the reason I bought my PS1, the reason I bought my PS2 and the reason I (stupidly, since the game I was hyped for never actually came out) bought my PS3. That's my genre, just like others might be fighting game people or survival horror people. So yeah, I'm going to talk about it.

I WANT Sony to give me a good reason to buy their next console. But right now, they aren't making a good argument for that.

Those are all YOUR reasons. Nobody else fucking cares about YOUR reasons. Its fine if you said them once, twice, hell even three or four times. But I have heard your fucking RPG whining near constantly in this thread. If everyone did what you did this place would he incomprehensible but most have the sense to not shout their specific preferences into a FAN forum endlessly. Again, a few times is fine but fuck me your goddamn icon is associated with the RPG whining. Make your OWN thread for the discussion, don't derail discussions of other games or studio aquisitions to you fantacising about how your dream will come true. Its obnoxious, self-centered, and most importantly not interesting discussion that others can participate in.

The whole thread is just a typhoon of the same things over and over again, not just me. You don't want to hear what I have to say, put me on ignore.

I mean it doesnt HAVE to be a typhoon, you could, I dont know, maybe, just maybe, not post anything and enhance this discussion a little bit.

Also nice, its shit anyway so might as well spew shit. Good reasoning.

Like I said, it's not just me. How many times can we have people say "SONY PLEASE BUY BLUEPOINT" or argue over how good or bad a developer Ready At Dawn is?

We're in a dead period for Sony news. This is what happens in dead periods. The discussions become circular because there's nothing else to talk about.

You don't like other Sony games though? If there was news you wouldn't care anyway.

I like plenty of Sony games. I just don't care about the upcoming games they have announced right now. It's not a blanket hatred of Sony as a company, it's exhaustion with their current direction as a first party and a desire for something else.

Believe me, I would like nothing more than to actually have a game to look forward to right now.

And for us who are excited? Just because you aren't doesnt mean you have to constantly dominate conversation.

Then be excited! My life isn't your life. It would be nice if BOTH of us could get something we want.

What? I'm talking about the discussion, not us getting what we want. Why did you just derail the point? Dude, just stop whining all the time about RPGs. It fucking sucks.

Just block me and be done with it, Christ.

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[benjipwns]

User Banned (3 days): antagonizing other members

You have to understand something about WrestleEra, it’s selective moral indignation. They still, by and large, love good old Stone Cold despite him beating the Hell out of multiple wives.

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1190286297576988674

[benjipwns]

Nepenthe changed her avatar.



  FREE HONG KONG FROM BLIZZARD'S FASCISM

[PogiJones]

All the other top-of-pagers cashing in on that Big Yuka Money.

There's just no likes in subtle contemporary political references. 

Being fair: I don' t get the spoiler reference. I get the non-spoiler is a reference to Xi, but what is a strawberry and whipped creame thing tied to Pooh?

You're making me explain it, which of course sucks all the humor out of it, at which point you say "That wasn't funny anyway." 

Tyrant Bork won't let me mention Cream. Xi won't let people criticize him. People now display Winnie the Pooh as a sign of revolt. I posted a picture of cream as a sign of revolt.

[PogiJones]

"The best way to help these people is to vote democrat"


 


https://www.resetera.com/threads/stealing-amazon-packages-in-the-age-of-nextdoor.150745/page-5#post-26066244

I sympathize deeply with that woman in this current like economy. I can't deny I've stolen some low-hanging likes out of desperation.

[PogiJones]

Like this post to call marrec a turd.

[thisismyusername]

All the other top-of-pagers cashing in on that Big Yuka Money.

There's just no likes in subtle contemporary political references. 

Being fair: I don' t get the spoiler reference. I get the non-spoiler is a reference to Xi, but what is a strawberry and whipped creame thing tied to Pooh?

You're making me explain it, which of course sucks all the humor out of it, at which point you say "That wasn't funny anyway." 

Tyrant Bork won't let me mention Cream. Xi won't let people criticize him. People now display Winnie the Pooh as a sign of revolt. I posted a picture of cream as a sign of revolt.

Oh, so it was a cream reference. Not a Chairman Xi reference. Ho-hum. I was seriously trying to connect the two and failing and feeling horrible because I figured there was something subtle there that I was missing in the Xi protest.

EDIT: Also, anyone who regularly posts 60+ word sentences

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and calls themselves a journalist

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Me right now:

(Joking, obviously)

[PogiJones]

You ho-humming a joke couched in referential parallelistic imagery is precisely why you will never see hog

[thisismyusername]

You ho-humming a joke couched in referential parallelistic imagery is precisely why you will never see hog

Funny, I figured it was you running for President Beto.

[samir]

Can we talk about KSweeley?

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/SkySquad6/status/1189602916849586178

Uh....

[benjipwns]

Was there an ResetERA.com thread about this article? I guess this is what Hobbes was talking about regarding The Washington Post saving Jason:
https://www.theringer.com/2019/10/25/20929604/the-mainstream-media-is-not-playing-games

It was, instead, the start of a new phase—for Hume, for the Post and, maybe, for the mainstream coverage of video games. That meeting led to Launcher, a new section from the sports department devoted to video games and esports that premiered on the Post’s website last week. At the fledgling vertical, Hume and his five-person staff, supplemented by freelancers, will attempt to apply the Post’s experience, resources, and credibility to covering the creators, the players, and the games themselves. “I think we can really be the bridge between a mainstream, traditional-news-product audience and gaming culture,” Hume says.

I was amused by the descriptions of Brian Crecente and his many jobs:

“It is very hard to argue, as anybody who’s aware of the landscape of entertainment, that video games are not an integral part of entertainment—maybe the most important part of entertainment,” says Brian Crecente, former editor-in-chief of Kotaku, founding editor of Polygon, and video games editor for Rolling Stone and Variety, as well as a current consultant to Launcher.

When Rolling Stone announced its video game site, Glixel, in 2016, Gus Wenner said the site would be a “staple within our set of properties” and would not be a “frivolous one-off that might not exist in two years.” A little more than a year later, its San Francisco office was closed and its staff was laid off. Crecente was hired to run the skeleton site out of New York, but after Penske Media acquired a controlling stake in Rolling Stone in late 2017, Glixel was shut down and Crecente’s coverage was shifted to another Penske property, Variety. This spring, Variety pulled the plug too, laying off Crecente, who says that during his time at Variety, the publication’s newfound appetite for video games devolved from “the full-throated coverage that you would see of movies and TV to being, again, an ancillary, when-it’s-interesting-to-your-general-readership coverage.”

Crecente says he wasn’t given a reason for the change in direction, but the experience wasn’t a first for him. Before he took over a struggling, month-old Kotaku in 2004, Crecente was a newspaper police reporter who rarely got the go-ahead to write about games. After Kotaku took off, the publisher at the Rocky Mountain News, where he was still working, asked him why he wasn’t doing more video game coverage for the paper. The answer was obvious: He hadn’t been asked to. Now he was. The publisher granted Crecente space in the features section to write about games.

A little more than a year later, with the paper’s finances suffering, the publisher told Crecente he was closing his section and asked him to go back to being a police reporter. “They saw that there was an interest in video games, and so they were willing to invest in it until it came to, ‘OK, we have to decide what we’re going to cut,’” Crecente says. “And I promise you first on that list was video game coverage.” Crecente left to work at Kotaku full time.

Crecente, 49, says he was “100 percent a geek” when he was growing up a gamer. His 18-year-old son was weaned on games but escaped the same stigma.

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-hope-everyone-whos-shitting-on-blizzard-actually-plans-to-vote-on-tuesday-us.150897/

 

[benjipwns]

I’ll be honest and say I know fuck all about what’s happening locally. I honestly care more about HK than I do my own town.

[EightBitNate]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/a-group-of-adults-kids-celebrating-a-birthday-at-a-buffalo-wild-wings-were-asked-to-move-because-a-customer-didn’t-want-to-sit-near-black-people.150901/

So the host, who is also black, tells these customers that they need to sit somewhere else because another customer doesn’t want to sit near black people? Anyone find this story incredibly odd?

[BIONIC]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/diablo-iv-announced.150657/page-32#post-26067977

User Banned (permanent): Alt-right rhetoric

Lead dev looks like he's in his 20's. We need a Diablo 2 neckbeard designing a Diablo game not these soyboys.

[BIONIC]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/top-post-on-r-livestreamfails-right-now-with-nearly-15k-upvotes-is-people-making-fun-of-freehongkong-protesters-at-blizzcon.150892/#post-26069530

They are very few places that are safe to browse and luckily Era is one of them.

Guess someone didn’t get the memo of all the folx leaving in droves

[VomKriege]

She’s a block woman, one of the most marginalized groups in America.

Lego People Matters.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/stealing-amazon-packages-in-the-age-of-nextdoor.150745/post-26058064

[OnlyRegret]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/diablo-iv-announced.150657/page-32#post-26067977

User Banned (permanent): Alt-right rhetoric

Lead dev looks like he's in his 20's. We need a Diablo 2 neckbeard designing a Diablo game not these soyboys.

soyboys mad

[VomKriege]

I created the video which the OP references and feel the need to set the record straight...

https://www.resetera.com/threads/fuck-the-fandom-menace-right-wing-reactionary-fandom-bullshit-that-plagues-youtube-and-infests-movie-discussion.150742/post-26075571

 

[Lonewulfeus]

Did my man stinkles really get banned for a week for that

Your sacrifice is appreciated [USER=5609]Stinkles[/USER]

Or we can act like adults and acknowledge his comments were offensive.

I would give many likes to the bore reader who links to cheebs extremely racist past on resetera.

Nah.

I apologize if my reply was out of place. As a jew I found the post in question just as hilarious as the OP.

 

[VomKriege]

People need to be informed that this is happening even in the unlikely scenario where all the posts being generated are as worthless as this one.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/a-group-of-adults-kids-celebrating-a-birthday-at-a-buffalo-wild-wings-were-asked-to-move-because-a-customer-didn%E2%80%99t-want-to-sit-near-black-people.150901/post-26074740

[Lonewulfeus]

How are you not banned lol

Edit: wow i agreed with u in another thread and feel dirty now

 

[BIONIC]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/what’s-the-most-statistical-mathematically-improbable-thing-that’s-happened-to-you.150912/#post-26076622

I move from New Mexico to North Dakota, then to Washington state as my husband was in wind turbine work.

The move to Washington put me in the same town as a brother I'd never met and had only ever heard of.  Random move and I found a long lost brother and my nieces (my age) are super cool too.

I bet she already likes him more than marrec

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

I created the video which the OP references and feel the need to set the record straight...

https://www.resetera.com/threads/fuck-the-fandom-menace-right-wing-reactionary-fandom-bullshit-that-plagues-youtube-and-infests-movie-discussion.150742/post-26075571

 

I predict...
...nobody acknowledges that post or that the entire premise of the thread is #fakenews

[HaughtyFrank]

I’ll be honest and say I know fuck all about what’s happening locally. I honestly care more about HK than I do my own town.

Did he even give a shit about Hong Kong before the blizzard incident?

[VomKriege]

I created the video which the OP references and feel the need to set the record straight...

https://www.resetera.com/threads/fuck-the-fandom-menace-right-wing-reactionary-fandom-bullshit-that-plagues-youtube-and-infests-movie-discussion.150742/post-26075571

 

I predict...
...nobody acknowledges that post or that the entire premise of the thread is #fakenews

These kind of fandom & reactions have always been around. It’s just their social media makes it easier to boost the message

Not to mention there's an entire goddamn country that is working to signal-boost and astroturf it.

Russia ? China ? USA ? Poland ?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/fuck-the-fandom-menace-right-wing-reactionary-fandom-bullshit-that-plagues-youtube-and-infests-movie-discussion.150742/post-26078281

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Russia ? China ? USA ? Poland ?

Give us back our spoils of Opium War 

[Nintex]

I created the video which the OP references and feel the need to set the record straight...

https://www.resetera.com/threads/fuck-the-fandom-menace-right-wing-reactionary-fandom-bullshit-that-plagues-youtube-and-infests-movie-discussion.150742/post-26075571

 

Barely anyone watches the shit the OP is describing. 

You have to actively seek out that content and keep watching it for it to latch on to your recommendations.

[BisMarckie]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-hope-everyone-whos-shitting-on-blizzard-actually-plans-to-vote-on-tuesday-us.150897/

 

He link you presented between a local election and the CCP is tenuous at nest. Please see me after class or come to my office hours between 8 and 9 AM.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

I created the video which the OP references and feel the need to set the record straight...

https://www.resetera.com/threads/fuck-the-fandom-menace-right-wing-reactionary-fandom-bullshit-that-plagues-youtube-and-infests-movie-discussion.150742/post-26075571

 

I predict...
...nobody acknowledges that post or that the entire premise of the thread is #fakenews

Hooooboy, when I'm wrong, I'm wrong

Cheebo going full blown internet stalker and watching hundreds of videos and scoruing through a years worth of tweets to own the libs find the reds under the bed to prove this dude is definitely secret alt-right

[shosta]

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[CatsCatsCats]

You’re advertising it in this thread? Go ahead and delete my account on there, thx

[shosta]

Did my man stinkles really get banned for a week for that

Your sacrifice is appreciated [USER=5609]Stinkles[/USER]

Or we can act like adults and acknowledge his comments were offensive.

I would give many likes to the bore reader who links to cheebs extremely racist past on resetera.

Nah.

I apologize if my reply was out of place. As a jew I found the post in question just as hilarious as the OP.

 

He's written some wild shit on the bore check his account here

[shosta]

You’re advertising it in this thread? Go ahead and delete my account on there, thx

I'm going to put ads on that thread

[HaughtyFrank]

Free Hong Kong? More like Free the Bore

 

[Joe Molotov]

https://twitter.com/SkySquad6/status/1189602916849586178

Uh....

Shower gnoblins?

[Boredfrom]

Thank god the forum came back.

In any case:

https://www.resetera.com/threads/lindsay-ellis-transphobic-jokes.151148/

Lindsay Ellis is cancelled.

[HaughtyFrank]

I created the video which the OP references and feel the need to set the record straight...

https://www.resetera.com/threads/fuck-the-fandom-menace-right-wing-reactionary-fandom-bullshit-that-plagues-youtube-and-infests-movie-discussion.150742/post-26075571

 

I predict...
...nobody acknowledges that post or that the entire premise of the thread is #fakenews

Hooooboy, when I'm wrong, I'm wrong

Cheebo going full blown internet stalker and watching hundreds of videos and scoruing through a years worth of tweets to own the libs find the reds under the bed to prove this dude is definitely secret alt-right

Cheebo also has a strange definition of gay slurs

Real progressive right here folks.

https://twitter.com/VitoGesualdi/status/1190876437466644481

Still stanning for him Prattle? Lol

Gay slurs progressive as it gets.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/fuck-the-fandom-menace-right-wing-reactionary-fandom-bullshit-that-plagues-youtube-and-infests-movie-discussion.150742/post-26087030

Is he not familiar with the art of buttchugging?

[ZombieSupaStar]

Anyone stanning for the pile of crap that the Star Wars sequel trilogy ended up being gets a side yikes from me.

[EchoRin]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/diablo-iv-announced.150657/page-32#post-26067977

User Banned (permanent): Alt-right rhetoric

Lead dev looks like he's in his 20's. We need a Diablo 2 neckbeard designing a Diablo game not these soyboys.

Funniest comment I've seen in a while if you take it very tongue in cheek and not super seriously.

[Boredfrom]

What is it with non-trans folk coming in to tell trans folk how and when to be angry and hurt?

Oh no no, we don't get to decide who to criticize and who's being harmful. If they're seen as an ally by cis people then we mustn't criticize or decry them, while simultaneously being told that we're the ones deifying them.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/lindsay-ellis-transphobic-jokes.151148/page-3#post-26122699

[ShutUp]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/diablo-iv-announced.150657/page-32#post-26067977

User Banned (permanent): Alt-right rhetoric

Lead dev looks like he's in his 20's. We need a Diablo 2 neckbeard designing a Diablo game not these soyboys.

Funniest comment I've seen in a while if you take it very tongue in cheek and not super seriously.

Well those qualifications disqualify ERA then.

[bork]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/lindsay-ellis-transphobic-jokes.151148/

Man that's a fucking stretch

Guess Lindsay is officially CANCELLED

And here's the response I was waiting for:

Not one bit surprising. Btw don't get disappointed with this thread's response, it also shouldn't come as a surprise.

[ZombieSupaStar]

She’s not being cancelled!!!!  _....yet

[Boredfrom]

Hopefully the mods will ban mention of Ellis from here after this

 

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

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Imagine posting an image of someone saying"why would anyone repeatedly fall upon the sword apologizing to a community that jumps at every possibility to apply the worst possible interpretation of any perceived transgression" as a means to attack that person

[Boredfrom]

I feel that the worst thing is that is obvious that there was no genuine malice.

Don't get high off your own supply .

Lack of malce doesn't erase damage.

Slayven, you and BCT make malicious jokes and threads all the time.

[Joe Molotov]

I identify as cancel culture not existing.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

I feel that the worst thing is that is obvious that there was no genuine malice.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/are-you-a-moral-grandstander.151046/

[benjipwns]

OFFICIAL STAFF COMMUNICATION

Enough with the hostilities. We understand this is a sensitive topic, but that doesn't excuse your behavior towards each other. If this continues we will begin actioning people.

[benjipwns]

User banned (1 week): editing post to add hostility towards staff after receiving a warning

America is the entire world thread #3562

Edit: thanks to the dickhead mod who gave me a warning for this post before renaming the thread to include 'US' in it. Fucking dump lmao

[benjipwns]

User Banned (1 Week): Boysclub/Sexist commentary, dismissing concerns of sexual misconduct

Pussy is always worth it.

User Banned (1 Week): Boysclub/Sexist commentary, prior related infractions

Pussy so good it’s worth losing your job. Bless up.

lesbian erasure

[Spieler1]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/lindsay-ellis-transphobic-jokes.151148/

Man that's a fucking stretch

Guess Lindsay is officially CANCELLED

She's so obviously on their side, but their endless need for outrage and demonization has long destroyed any sense of subtlety. Absolutely never get involved with ree-types, it's an inherent path to cancellation