River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[BisMarckie]

If you want to sue this twitter account for stealing your joke, send me a PM.

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/GarrettHaake/status/1113934973382344704

it's dead

[Cauliflower Of Love]

had he not died Beau Biden probably would be running for President right about now instead of his dad though

He'd probably have a better chance, than that serial creeper.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

*note for kunai: that serial creeper refers to joe not the son. *context[/spoilier]

[close]

Now you are making it even more confusing, I thought Beau was meant to be the creep. How is Obama benefiting from him dying?

am i getting trolled by PD?

https://twitter.com/GarrettHaake/status/1113934973382344704

it's dead

I really really can't believe that the dude who lost to ted cruz is digging into standing on things.

I guess that's why era loves this asshole.

[Momo]

PD even trolls himself, he's so deep in it he counter trolls his counter trolls to his trolls and doesn't even know how he feels about marvel movies anymore.

[benjipwns]

this is entirety of the platform i'm considering for the VP bid that i am exploring considering exploring:

1. #ReleaseTheSnyderCut

[Cauliflower Of Love]

apparently bernie didn't reach the million donor mark before the FEC deadline. He's/She's still asking for more donations on email blasts. 


Maybe he should stand on a counter.

[tiesto]

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[Kunai With Chain]

had he not died Beau Biden probably would be running for President right about now instead of his dad though

He'd probably have a better chance, than that serial creeper.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

*note for kunai: that serial creeper refers to joe not the son. *context[/spoilier]

[close]

Now you are making it even more confusing, I thought Beau was meant to be the creep. How is Obama benefiting from him dying?

am i getting trolled by PD?

Why you gotta be so rude? I just wanted to know who the creeps were in your joke...

[Momo]

If they gave me the editorial seat I'd make justice League 3 hours of batman standing on a boat saying 'im the goddamn batman and you're just a fish', post credits scene he takes off the cowl to reveal he was a fishman all along

[Cauliflower Of Love]

had he not died Beau Biden probably would be running for President right about now instead of his dad though

He'd probably have a better chance, than that serial creeper.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

*note for kunai: that serial creeper refers to joe not the son. *context[/spoilier]

[close]

Now you are making it even more confusing, I thought Beau was meant to be the creep. How is Obama benefiting from him dying?

am i getting trolled by PD?

Why you gotta be so rude? I just wanted to know who the creeps were in your joke...

You wanted to know who the creep was in my biden joke, about biden who has been in the news for being a creep, and who just released a video saying he caressed both males and females because that's "how we do" ?

[BisMarckie]

[Momo]

Biden and Vic Mignogna meets in an empty barn at 23:59 pm, who invades the other's personal space first?

[Kunai With Chain]

had he not died Beau Biden probably would be running for President right about now instead of his dad though

He'd probably have a better chance, than that serial creeper.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

*note for kunai: that serial creeper refers to joe not the son. *context[/spoilier]

[close]

Now you are making it even more confusing, I thought Beau was meant to be the creep. How is Obama benefiting from him dying?

am i getting trolled by PD?

Why you gotta be so rude? I just wanted to know who the creeps were in your joke...

You wanted to know who the creep was in my biden joke, about biden who has been in the news for being a creep, and who just released a video saying he caressed both males and females because that's "how we do" ?

Okay now explain the part about his son dying being the best thing to happen to Obama next please. Eventually I will get this joke, I promise.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

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[benjipwns]

there's no ResetERA.com thread about the latest frontline in the war against GamerGate? https://www.paloaltoonline.com/news/2019/04/03/political-polarization-sparks-confrontation-at-starbucks-triggering-online-fury

It began when Palo Alto resident Rebecca Parker Mankey attempted to shame an elderly white man wearing a red Make America Great Again hat as he sat in the coffeehouse — an encounter she later wrote about on social media. Calling him a "hater of brown people," Mankey said she yelled at him and addressed Starbucks customers and employees to join her in her effort. She said she left the store but soon returned and continued to yell at him. Mankey said she was "heartbroken" that other white people didn't stand up against the man sporting a slogan that was popularized by Donald Trump during his 2016 presidential campaign. She followed him out of the store to the parking lot, where she continued to berate and swear at him.

She called the man "Nazi scum" and threatened to post pictures of him on social media, which she then did, along with her version of the incident on her Facebook page and on Twitter. She asked the public for help finding him — "I want him to have nowhere to hide," she wrote -- a practice called "doxing," or posting personal contact information to encourage threats and harassment.

The incident has had repercussions not only for Mankey, who said on Tuesday she's received death threats and was fired from her job as an accountant, but also for her former employer, Gryphon Stringed Instruments. Staff at the store said they were inundated with angry phone calls and emails Monday and Tuesday.

Meanwhile, the 74-year-old Palo Alto man in the MAGA hat, who is Jewish, told the Palo Alto Weekly that he is not afraid of the woman. Rather, he said, her actions are an example of the lack of discourse in the country over differing viewpoints. He said he has seen her description of the incident and that it was accurate. (The man's name is being withheld as he did not harass anyone.)

Mankey, who is an appointed member of Palo Alto's North Ventura Coordinated Area Plan Working Group and co-chairs the Bayshore Progressive Democrats, a relatively new progressive club addressing social-justice issues, exhorted people to confront the man if they see him wearing the red cap.

"You do not want to be the person who didn't speak up as we slipped into fascism," she posted.

On Twitter, she said: "I am going to publicly shame him in town and try to get him fired and kicked out of every club he is in. I am going to go to his house march up and down carrying a sign that says he hates black people. I am going to organize protests where he works to make him feel as unsafe as he made every brown person he met today."

[Cauliflower Of Love]

had he not died Beau Biden probably would be running for President right about now instead of his dad though

He'd probably have a better chance, than that serial creeper.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

*note for kunai: that serial creeper refers to joe not the son. *context[/spoilier]

[close]

Now you are making it even more confusing, I thought Beau was meant to be the creep. How is Obama benefiting from him dying?

am i getting trolled by PD?

Why you gotta be so rude? I just wanted to know who the creeps were in your joke...

You wanted to know who the creep was in my biden joke, about biden who has been in the news for being a creep, and who just released a video saying he caressed both males and females because that's "how we do" ?

Okay now explain the part about his son dying being the best thing to happen to Obama next please. Eventually I will get this joke, I promise.

Obama, not having to endorse biden in 2016 means that all this shit that's coming out now, means that his legacy is clean about not supporting a creeper for president.

biden would have won 2016 if he didnt have to deal with the unfortunate death of his son. Biden was charged with helping the US recover after the recession. And he did it.

unfortunately he's a fucking creeper.

[benjipwns]

Margaret Okuzumi, who co-chairs the Bayshore Progressive Democrats with Mankey, expressed concern for Mankey and her family, saying they were doxed Tuesday on right-wing social media and internet channels. (Doxing is illegal, and various message boards have taken down threads about the incident and warned that posters who dox will be banned.)

now they tell me

[BisMarckie]

there's no ResetERA.com thread about the latest frontline in the war against GamerGate? https://www.paloaltoonline.com/news/2019/04/03/political-polarization-sparks-confrontation-at-starbucks-triggering-online-fury

It began when Palo Alto resident Rebecca Parker Mankey attempted to shame an elderly white man wearing a red Make America Great Again hat as he sat in the coffeehouse — an encounter she later wrote about on social media. Calling him a "hater of brown people," Mankey said she yelled at him and addressed Starbucks customers and employees to join her in her effort. She said she left the store but soon returned and continued to yell at him. Mankey said she was "heartbroken" that other white people didn't stand up against the man sporting a slogan that was popularized by Donald Trump during his 2016 presidential campaign. She followed him out of the store to the parking lot, where she continued to berate and swear at him.

She called the man "Nazi scum" and threatened to post pictures of him on social media, which she then did, along with her version of the incident on her Facebook page and on Twitter. She asked the public for help finding him — "I want him to have nowhere to hide," she wrote -- a practice called "doxing," or posting personal contact information to encourage threats and harassment.

The incident has had repercussions not only for Mankey, who said on Tuesday she's received death threats and was fired from her job as an accountant, but also for her former employer, Gryphon Stringed Instruments. Staff at the store said they were inundated with angry phone calls and emails Monday and Tuesday.

Meanwhile, the 74-year-old Palo Alto man in the MAGA hat, who is Jewish, told the Palo Alto Weekly that he is not afraid of the woman. Rather, he said, her actions are an example of the lack of discourse in the country over differing viewpoints. He said he has seen her description of the incident and that it was accurate. (The man's name is being withheld as he did not harass anyone.)

Mankey, who is an appointed member of Palo Alto's North Ventura Coordinated Area Plan Working Group and co-chairs the Bayshore Progressive Democrats, a relatively new progressive club addressing social-justice issues, exhorted people to confront the man if they see him wearing the red cap.

"You do not want to be the person who didn't speak up as we slipped into fascism," she posted.

On Twitter, she said: "I am going to publicly shame him in town and try to get him fired and kicked out of every club he is in. I am going to go to his house march up and down carrying a sign that says he hates black people. I am going to organize protests where he works to make him feel as unsafe as he made every brown person he met today."

Trying to get a 74 year old man fired. #latestagecapitalism

[10centtacos]

Ban Darksiders Switch

https://www.resetera.com/threads/digital-foundry-switchs-darksiders-warmastered-edition-high-res-or-60fps-its-your-choice.109802/

What a goddamn shame that THQN is the publisher. I liked this game and this port sounds really impressive.

#5
On the other hand they've yet to take appropriate action for that 8chan debacle.

User Banned (Duration Pending): Trolling, previous severe infractions

I hope everyone that is against/boycotting THQ Nordic are preparing themselves to do the same with Microsoft after all those allegations came out yesterday because after all, if you're going to be against/boycott one, you have to do the same thing for them all. And in my eyes, the allegations against Microsoft is far worse than some stupid PR guy doing a stupid AMA on a shitty site but that's just me.

As for Darksiders, great game. Second best after Darksiders III for me. Having the resolution or FPS option is great for Switch owners.

[benjipwns]

"Called the entire Starbucks to order"

[Momo]

What did micosoft do?

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/if-all-of-era-moved-into-your-neighborhood-would-you-move-out.109684/post-19548725

those poll results 

[BisMarckie]

I don't use the word an hero lightly....

[Cauliflower Of Love]

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"Called the entire Starbucks to order"

that sounds like tim apple

[Momo]

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"Called the entire Starbucks to order"

if I was in that Starbucks I would have choked this nerd out and called the cops to collect their dumb ass.

[Nuitangg]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/if-all-of-era-moved-into-your-neighborhood-would-you-move-out.109684/post-19548725

those poll results 

 

[benjipwns]

ATTENTION FELLOW STARBUCKS COMRADES, WE HAVE AN INTERLOPER

[BisMarckie]

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

whats the plural for era members?
Errata?
I like errata. I think it should be errata.

era is a haven for self-hating errata.

[benjipwns]

[Cauliflower Of Love]

derps

[nachobro]

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this story suddenly makes way more sense

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

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"Called the entire Starbucks to order"

I literally don't get how people think this is not just acceptable behaviour but the right thing to do

[BisMarckie]

self-identified female sounds like something marrec would say.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

self-identified female sounds like something marrec would say.

Is marrec back on set yet?

[nachobro]

curious how many resettis will claim that they would have attacked the dude physically if it was them once this is posted here.

[benjipwns]

Our slate uniquely represents the Democratic Party’s base, and its future. We’re the most diverse slate in terms of age, geography and socio-economic range, the only slate that includes union members and the most representative of the working class of our District. Latinos have been historically underrepresented in our District delegation; three of us are Latino and five of us speak Spanish fluently.

We come from communities that are particularly vulnerable when our government is controlled by authoritarian-loving demagogues supported by oligarchs. We have track records as organizers on the ground fighting for housing, for clean air and the environment, for healthcare, civil and human rights, the dignity of work, and for democracy.

We’ve got serious street cred in facing up to powerful, monied interests.

[Momo]

self-identified female sounds like something marrec would say.

for marrec to use his voice, that would mean he has had human contact in his life, that's some flat earth level conspiracy brain stuff.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Huh? This is a civil case. And double jeopardy wouldn’t apply even if it wasn’t because they never went to trial.

You need to understand some basic Era reasoning to make this thread easier for you:

Charges dropped = found proven innocent
City files suit = police department files suit
CPD = States attorneys office
Charges dropped for reasons not given = police botched the case
Charged and released on bail = police let him go without charges
Police in a different city in a different state do something = Chicago police need to be consistent in how they handle these cases!

[nachobro]

We come from communities that are particularly vulnerable when our government is controlled by authoritarian-loving demagogues supported by oligarchs

are we talking about a different palo alto?

[BisMarckie]

We come from communities that are particularly vulnerable when our government is controlled by authoritarian-loving demagogues supported by oligarchs

are we talking about a different palo alto?

Bored people making over 6 figures who see themselves as oppressed  are the worst

[benjipwns]

please don't attack the self-identified females and other than self-identified females you pieces of shit

[marrec]

Fighting fascism in palo-alto

 

She should be protesting outside of google wtf is she doing bothering some old jewish man?

Also, self-identified female sounds like something I absolutely have said yes.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

authoritarian-loving demagogues

I'm so against authoritarian-loving demagogues, I'm going to scream at and harangue a 74 year old man over what hat he wears to make it clear I don;t want his type in my town, and when he leaves will then berate others for not joinging me in that harrassment.

Do Better, Be Better.

[benjipwns]

only five of the above slate actually won, to be some of the 3300 delegates at the California Democratic State Central Committee

[benjipwns]

i'm pretty sure this is how Soviet elections worked

[BisMarckie]

only five of the above slate actually won, to be some of the 3300 delegates at the California Democratic State Central Committee

It's just like 1930s Germany.

[benjipwns]

i also think i'm more confused than before i watched that video explaining how it works

[HaughtyFrank]

https://twitter.com/BetoOnThings/status/1108420805799669767

okay we're done

"Give us the szechuan sauce!!!"

[nachobro]

please don't attack the self-identified females and other than self-identified females you pieces of shit

all the women are on the top row but the minority women aren't placed in the CORRECT ORDER BEFORE THE WHITE WOMEN

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Ant Man's escapades haven't killed Thanos, but they have weakened him greatly. They've also scattered the Infinity Stones! This is the chance you've been waiting for!

Now, you have no idea where most of the stones are at the moment, but you sure know where one is.

You all fly off into space to a very specific planet and meet this guy:
 
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Cap isn't exactly happy about this, but he'll have to suck it up.

He tells you that in order to gain the Soul Stone you need to sacrifice one of your number. One of the Avengers has to die!

So your challenge for today: pick one of the Avengers to receive a ban until the 26th of April. Unlike the snap, there's no coward's way out of this one. If you take it, you're staying banned for the duration. In order to make the choice 100 Avengers must agree on the user.

Are you willing to do what is necessary to save the Fallen?

jesus christ dude, just run a game of fucking forum mafia instead of fucking around with peoples accounts like this

[benjipwns]

I believe I have obtained footage of the 2019 California Democratic State Central Committee meeting:

[Boredfrom]

Mankey said she was "heartbroken" that other white people didn't stand up against the man sporting a slogan that was popularized by Donald Trump during his 2016 presidential campaign

 

He was surprised that no one said anything to stop the woman or come to his aid.

"It would've been touching," he said.

Maybe both of you are in the wrong?

She is a nutso and he is a trumptard.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Rebecca Parker Mankey


lol

they're just having a laugh.

[BisMarckie]

Mankey said she was "heartbroken" that other white people didn't stand up against the man sporting a slogan that was popularized by Donald Trump during his 2016 presidential campaign

 

He was surprised that no one said anything to stop the woman or come to his aid.

"It would've been touching," he said.

Maybe both of you are in the wrong?

She is a nutso and he is a trumptard.

Maybe people don't like to confront people that are unhinged and crazy?

That shit gets you stabbed or they do some weird shit like biting you.

[stufte]

Mankey said she was "heartbroken" that other white people didn't stand up against the man sporting a slogan that was popularized by Donald Trump during his 2016 presidential campaign

 

He was surprised that no one said anything to stop the woman or come to his aid.

"It would've been touching," he said.

Maybe both of you are in the wrong?

She is a nutso and he is a trumptard.

My Republican Brother (and red-headed welfare recipient) gave me a Trump hat as a joke and I put it on an old paint can in my basement. I hope that lady doesn't find out. My paint can is full of old brown paint.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

brown can


racist

: (

[benjipwns]

lol at the boy looking like he wants to die when Brezhnev pulls him in to kiss him

[stufte]

brown can


racist

: (

I hid it in the closet. maybe that'll protect it?

[BisMarckie]

I believe I have obtained footage of the 2019 California Democratic State Central Committee meeting:

Why are they talking in Russian?

I thought the Republicans were the ones with Russian ties?



bork pls