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GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9000 on: April 09, 2019, 12:58:16 PM »
Oh boy, guess he's officially king of the IDW now.

he's taking over writing Transformers and / or G.I. Joe?


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9002 on: April 09, 2019, 01:05:30 PM »
seems legit
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9004 on: April 09, 2019, 01:16:09 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/a-woman-on-the-bus-touched-my-dick.110508/

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Um yeah, if I was someone in a position of authority OP would be either fired or written up for indecent exposure.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9005 on: April 09, 2019, 01:16:22 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/a-woman-on-the-bus-touched-my-dick.110508/

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« Reply #9006 on: April 09, 2019, 01:17:19 PM »
Some of us like to masturbate in public transit. Don‘t kink shame. :wag

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9007 on: April 09, 2019, 01:20:37 PM »


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« Reply #9009 on: April 09, 2019, 01:25:43 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/kotaku-jason-schreier-the-past-and-present-of-dragon-age-4.110501/

While is a good article... is funny that Jason is now blaming EA for this when the past article tried (badly) deflect EA hand on Anthem. Maybe getting shit on by BioWare/EA make him realize that they were not amused.

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« Reply #9010 on: April 09, 2019, 01:51:40 PM »
The only person left to run Bioware is the guy who locked himself in a closet to write the ending to Mass Effect 3, and that lack of good leadership is made worse by EA being EA. I don't see how either company comes out looking good in the current situation.
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« Reply #9011 on: April 09, 2019, 01:52:40 PM »
Quote from: Brock
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Yeah, we need more mediocre games that ruin lives
You do realize that more lives would be ruined by closing the studio, right?
I don't think so tbh
https://www.resetera.com/threads/kotaku-jason-schreier-the-past-and-present-of-dragon-age-4.110501/post-19685833

When you care so much about the well being of the devs that you want them fired  :wow

https://www.resetera.com/threads/kotaku-jason-schreier-the-past-and-present-of-dragon-age-4.110501/

While is a good article... is funny that Jason is now blaming EA for this when the past article tried (badly) deflect EA hand on Anthem. Maybe getting shit on by BioWare/EA make him realize that they were not amused.

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It is fucking weird that people defended EA with the Anthem exposure, given that still speaks of mismanagement.
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Didn't his previous article say that Bioware choose to make a "live service" game? And now he writes that this is pushed hard by EA.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9012 on: April 09, 2019, 01:54:52 PM »
The only person left to run Bioware is the guy who locked himself in a closet to write the ending to Mass Effect 3, and that lack of good leadership is made worse by EA being EA. I don't see how either company comes out looking good in the current situation.

They say management were trying to break the door down with an axe at that very moment. That's why he had to cut it short and go with colors

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9013 on: April 09, 2019, 01:56:24 PM »
Playing Mass Effect Andromeda ruined my life.

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« Reply #9014 on: April 09, 2019, 01:57:54 PM »
I’m betting that Jason pissed off some his EA insiders contacts after the Anthem article so he is not pretending that was only Bioware fault anymore. The guy can be a pretty decent reporter but he is so double faced. It was weird reading that Anthem article claiming it was not EA fault where is a anecdote of a ES top honcho saying “this sucks, graphics are bad”.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9015 on: April 09, 2019, 02:00:11 PM »

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« Reply #9016 on: April 09, 2019, 02:02:08 PM »
I love the wild theories about why Bioware sucks these days.
-Greedy EA making them change their original vision.
-Diversity hires getting lead positions.

The most likely scenario is that their best talent has left and that they are understaffed and underfunded for taking on these huge projects.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9017 on: April 09, 2019, 02:10:06 PM »
understaffed probably isn't an issue. current bioware is a bunch of studios all merged together into an unwieldy monolith. there's just no one there worth a shit leading the charge or managing anything. that's why anthem took six years to develop and still came out all mixed up and incomplete.

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« Reply #9018 on: April 09, 2019, 02:11:19 PM »
understaffed probably isn't an issue. current bioware is a bunch of studios all merged together into an unwieldy monolith

They closed a lot of their studios, though.

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« Reply #9019 on: April 09, 2019, 02:13:11 PM »
that was just a bunch of existing studios that EA renamed to Bioware for some reason. iirc they've got their canadian branch, their austin branch, and i think ea motive is caught up in the bioware loop too.

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« Reply #9020 on: April 09, 2019, 02:13:55 PM »
I wonder how long until EA decide fuck it, never advertise with Kotaku again. Maybe that's why Jason is so sheepish to discredit EA overlords.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9021 on: April 09, 2019, 02:32:50 PM »
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Should be declared nationwide if not internationally tbh (although the president is an anti-vaxxer so fat chance).

Write to your vaccine embassy.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/new-york-city-declares-measles-public-health-emergency.110503/#post-19684115
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9022 on: April 09, 2019, 02:35:42 PM »
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Every anti-vaxxer should be shipped to the fucking moon. You don't want to vaccinate, fine get off this planet asshole.

I guess the World US President could do that too ?
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« Reply #9023 on: April 09, 2019, 02:43:47 PM »
who the fuck are you

nachobro channeling excel  :donot

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9024 on: April 09, 2019, 02:49:49 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/this-celebrity-story-twitter-post-is-doing-the-rounds-whats-your-contribution.110528/post-19687265
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I got to meet the maid from Gone with the Wind. She came to talk at a assembly for my school

what the what, Hattie McDaniel died in 1952

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9025 on: April 09, 2019, 02:51:42 PM »
Damn KF went all out on Nepenthe yesterday :whoo

Who is KF and where's the link  :rage

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9026 on: April 09, 2019, 02:52:13 PM »
Damn KF went all out on Nepenthe yesterday :whoo

Who is KF and where's the link  :rage

You don't want to know.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9027 on: April 09, 2019, 02:52:27 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/this-celebrity-story-twitter-post-is-doing-the-rounds-whats-your-contribution.110528/post-19687265
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I got to meet the maid from Gone with the Wind. She came to talk at a assembly for my school

what the what, Hattie McDaniel died in 1952

Butterfly McQueen in 1995.

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« Reply #9028 on: April 09, 2019, 02:54:34 PM »
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a collection agent literally bleeding people dry.

Wow how have I not seen this on the news

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9029 on: April 09, 2019, 02:54:46 PM »
who the fuck are you

nachobro channeling excel  :donot

Can I get a list of protected members real quick. How does the Report bombing work here?

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9030 on: April 09, 2019, 02:59:05 PM »
Playing Mass Effect Andromeda ruined my life.

It also ruined America by keeping Democrat voters at home. :usacry
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9031 on: April 09, 2019, 03:01:10 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/this-celebrity-story-twitter-post-is-doing-the-rounds-whats-your-contribution.110528/post-19687265
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I got to meet the maid from Gone with the Wind. She came to talk at a assembly for my school

what the what, Hattie McDaniel died in 1952

Butterfly McQueen in 1995.

I dunno, slayven being some cantankerous 80 year old would explain some shit  :foxx :ohhh

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9032 on: April 09, 2019, 03:03:28 PM »
I dunno, slayven being some cantankerous 80 year old would explain some shit

              You big dummy
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« Reply #9033 on: April 09, 2019, 03:03:42 PM »
Damn KF went all out on Nepenthe yesterday :whoo

Who is KF and where's the link  :rage

Forgive me, Lord Pogi. I'm still new and feeling this place out so I'm not sure what is and isn't allowed. I was purposely vague with that post.

You don't want to know.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9034 on: April 09, 2019, 03:05:53 PM »
understaffed probably isn't an issue. current bioware is a bunch of studios all merged together into an unwieldy monolith. there's just no one there worth a shit leading the charge or managing anything. that's why anthem took six years to develop and still came out all mixed up and incomplete.

All of Mass Effect's good ideas came from the first game in 2007. After that game established the setting, the rest of the series was just a bunch of wheel spinning in terms of the main plot and recruiting /dating simple archetypes, while turning it into more of a traditional shooter. Same with Dragon Age. One game led by the old guard and then the team had no idea what to do so they dwindled into irrelevance.

And now they dont have the writing talent to establish a good new setting, and on the gameplay front are only capable of making mediocre shooters/action titles. It's the exact scenario people have been saying they're digging themselves into for like 6 years. Nothing here is a revelation.

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« Reply #9035 on: April 09, 2019, 03:10:44 PM »
Damn KF went all out on Nepenthe yesterday :whoo

Who is KF and where's the link  :rage

https://resetera.kiwifarms.net

the commentary link will take you to the main site that hosts the restarea banbot

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« Reply #9036 on: April 09, 2019, 03:12:03 PM »
All of Mass Effect's good ideas came from the first game in 2007. After that game established the setting, the rest of the series was just a bunch of wheel spinning in terms of the main plot and recruiting /dating simple archetypes, while turning it into more of a traditional shooter. Same with Dragon Age. One game led by the old guard and then the team had no idea what to do so they dwindled into irrelevance.

And now they dont have the writing talent to establish a good new setting, and on the gameplay front are only capable of making mediocre shooters/action titles. It's the exact scenario people have been saying they're digging themselves into for like 6 years. Nothing here is a revelation.
it's too bad cause anthem had some likeable characters and it was cool to interact with them but it felt sorta like ff13 where they just throw jargon at you as an attempt to build a world

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« Reply #9037 on: April 09, 2019, 03:13:57 PM »
Oooh, KF is KiwiFarms. Gotcha. I thought there was someone taking Nepenthe to task on RE. Too bad.

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« Reply #9038 on: April 09, 2019, 03:19:34 PM »
Oooh, KF is KiwiFarms. Gotcha. I thought there was someone taking Nepenthe to task on RE. Too bad.

*kiwi farm is a messageboard, not an actual farm
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« Reply #9039 on: April 09, 2019, 03:24:55 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/you-cheated-not-only-the-game-but-yourself-has-become-an-excellent-gaming-copypasta.110522/page-2

Why are people in that thread talking about autism like it's something they are proud of?

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I tried to give the dude the benefit of the doubt at first because he seems to be on the autism spectrum like myself

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I hadn't noticed that (I'm Asperger too),

 ??? :lol

like yea im on the spectrum in an expert on autism  :lol
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« Reply #9040 on: April 09, 2019, 03:25:14 PM »
Didn't realize I needed to be on acronym-basis with doxxers like KF and BP  :goty2

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« Reply #9041 on: April 09, 2019, 03:56:48 PM »
All of Mass Effect's good ideas came from the first game in 2007. After that game established the setting, the rest of the series was just a bunch of wheel spinning in terms of the main plot and recruiting /dating simple archetypes, while turning it into more of a traditional shooter. Same with Dragon Age. One game led by the old guard and then the team had no idea what to do so they dwindled into irrelevance.

And now they dont have the writing talent to establish a good new setting, and on the gameplay front are only capable of making mediocre shooters/action titles. It's the exact scenario people have been saying they're digging themselves into for like 6 years. Nothing here is a revelation.

Brent Knowles [Lead designer on Neverwinter Nights and Dragon Age: Origins]: left in 2009
Trent Oster [Founder, Project director on Neverwinter Nights]: left in 2009
Ray Muzyka and Greg Zeschuk [Founders]: left in 2012
Drew Karpyshyn [Writer for Kotor, Jade Empire, Mass Effect]: left in 2012, came back to work on Anthem, then left again in 2018
David Gaider [Writer for Dragon Age series]: left in 2016
Mike Laidlaw [Lead story developer for Jade Empire and creative director for Dragon Age]: left in 2017
James Ohlen [Lead designer for Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Kotor, Jade Empire, and Dragon Age: Origins]: left in 2018
Aaryn Flynn [GM of Bioware Canada]: left in 2016
Alistair McNally [Senior director of creative development]: left in 2017

It's kind of a stretch to go all the way back to 2009, perhaps, but I think there's where they started sliding. Mass Effect 2 in 2010 was still great, but at least some of the that was because it was building off a solid narrative/universe foundation built previously. Dragon Age 2 in 2011 had that foundation, as well, but mostly just screwed it all up anyway with some bad design decisions and a rushed launch. Mass Effect 3 in 2012 was still a good game, but they promised so many things [especially relative to the narrative] that they clearly had no capability to actually deliver on. Dragon Age: Inquisition in 2014 was another decent game, but aside from a few story beats and a handful of quests it had no real staying power and much of the game was kinda empty and repetitive. Mass Effect: Andromeda in 2017 was a technical mess at launch and way too safe with its narrative and world building, and though some attempt was made to salvage it EA cut the cord after just a few months. And then there's Anthem in 2019, not much needs to be said there.

So, they've basically spent the past decade running a ton of potential into the ground [Mass Effect and Dragon Age] and their own attempt at something new [Anthem] was a spectacular wreck.
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« Reply #9042 on: April 09, 2019, 04:04:07 PM »
 :no1curr :nerds
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« Reply #9043 on: April 09, 2019, 04:18:08 PM »
Damn KF went all out on Nepenthe yesterday :whoo
What is this about? Kiwifarms is blocked here so I can't access the link.
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« Reply #9044 on: April 09, 2019, 04:27:28 PM »
Damn KF went all out on Nepenthe yesterday :whoo

Who is KF and where's the link  :rage

Forgive me, Lord Pogi. I'm still new and feeling this place out so I'm not sure what is and isn't allowed. I was purposely vague with that post.

You don't want to know.

Sound advice for those not too deep in the neckbeard game.

Everything is permitted, except for referencing the double whammy of moderation scandals that have been rocking thebore for several months now.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9045 on: April 09, 2019, 04:32:28 PM »
James got sent to the ziobore  :hans1
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« Reply #9046 on: April 09, 2019, 04:35:23 PM »
 :fbm
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« Reply #9047 on: April 09, 2019, 04:36:58 PM »

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« Reply #9048 on: April 09, 2019, 04:44:23 PM »
Nintendoland multi tho :lawd :miyamoto
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9049 on: April 09, 2019, 04:48:54 PM »
They really love their polls, don't they?

They hate Andrzej Duda  :trumps

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9050 on: April 09, 2019, 04:52:01 PM »
Is it too late to blast nintenyearolds off into space?

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« Reply #9051 on: April 09, 2019, 05:19:33 PM »
They really love their polls, don't they?

The polls are the best part of RE. Most are inane, but you get some real gems from them as the Prominent Members see how outnumbered and disliked they really are.  :delicious

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« Reply #9052 on: April 09, 2019, 05:20:26 PM »
understaffed probably isn't an issue. current bioware is a bunch of studios all merged together into an unwieldy monolith. there's just no one there worth a shit leading the charge or managing anything. that's why anthem took six years to develop and still came out all mixed up and incomplete.

All of Mass Effect's good ideas came from the first game in 2007. After that game established the setting, the rest of the series was just a bunch of wheel spinning in terms of the main plot and recruiting /dating simple archetypes, while turning it into more of a traditional shooter. Same with Dragon Age. One game led by the old guard and then the team had no idea what to do so they dwindled into irrelevance.

And now they dont have the writing talent to establish a good new setting, and on the gameplay front are only capable of making mediocre shooters/action titles. It's the exact scenario people have been saying they're digging themselves into for like 6 years. Nothing here is a revelation.

Reboot Mass Effect as a proper alien sex simulator. You're a member of the Alliance, tasked with going deep undercover to infiltrate and stop a Cerberus alien trafficking scheme. However, Anderson says you aren't permitted to use any lethal force because there is a pregnant Krogan broodmomma being held hostage and they can't risk her death. You have to fuck your way in, find the ringleader, and then extract them whilst fucking your way back out again. (Spoiler: the whole game takes place on Omega and Aria turns out to be the ringleader).

Wait, theres got to already be a fanfiction for this, right?
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« Reply #9054 on: April 09, 2019, 05:34:11 PM »
gizmodo was sold to a private equity firm? rip kotaku, io9 you wont be missed.

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« Reply #9056 on: April 09, 2019, 05:37:32 PM »
I have an internal rule to try and never click through to sonic the hedgehog content, but today, i'm glad i did.

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« Reply #9057 on: April 09, 2019, 05:55:21 PM »
You’ll probably see some hardcore furry porn next now that you have abandoned that rule.  :doge

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« Reply #9058 on: April 09, 2019, 06:13:18 PM »
I love the wild theories about why Bioware sucks these days.
-Greedy EA making them change their original vision.
-Diversity hires getting lead positions.

The most likely scenario is that their best talent has left and that they are understaffed and underfunded for taking on these huge projects.

so the most likely scenario is that both of the wild theories are correct?

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« Reply #9059 on: April 09, 2019, 06:16:24 PM »
Is the KF stuff what someone mentioned yesterday about someone ripping off Furries or some shit?

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