*Andrew Yang skateboards around the room... twice*
*Andrew Yang signals aide to lower his Apple sponsored presentation screen*
*Andrew Yang makes a selfie for Instagram to demonstrate how the screen works*
"Hey yo New York this is Mayor Yang, today 3 people were shot in a violent robbery, damn. I'm going to signal the Batman, I was just joking we're going to send in the police. But wouldn't it be cool if Batman was real guys!"
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*Don Jr. walks in, eye of the tiger plays*
*Kimberleh screeches something inaudible but vulgar, hired actors clap and cheer*
*SNORT* "So about this fake news *sniff* about some shooting. Like this may be controversial but just because it happens daily in this city doesn't make it a 'big deal' folks. You know people get shot all the time and they won't even tell you about it.
Now suddenly the Democrats want the police to have guns and patrol the streets. Talk about hypocrites right?"
