Summer sucks

[Occam]

You guys are totally right.

BRB changing the standard used by my entire country, just a sec.

Celcius makes sense just like metric measurements.
0=freezing point of water
100=boiling point of water.

Fahrenheit is fucking incomprehensible and makes no logical sense to normal humans.

I'm not boiling water, though. 0F-100F are the yearly temperature ranges for most places where humans live, with 0F being very cold and 100F being very hot. Seems pretty easy to understand to me.

What does that even mean, "very cold" and "very hot"? Freezing temperature = 0 and boiling =100, it doesn't get any simpler than that.

[Great Rumbler]

If you go outside in 100C weather, you'll die. I'll take 100F instead.

[Potato]

You guys are totally right.

BRB changing the standard used by my entire country, just a sec.

Celcius makes sense just like metric measurements.
0=freezing point of water
100=boiling point of water.

Fahrenheit is fucking incomprehensible and makes no logical sense to normal humans.

I'm not boiling water, though.

Well of course you aren't.

But not everyone is as lucky as you, having access to the perfect balanced meals coming in cans, or as dry pellets. Some of us have to cook pasta and shit.

Noodles, apparently...

[BisMarckie]

If you go outside in 100C weather, you'll die. I'll take 100F instead.

I was in a sauna once that was around 100C, AMA.

[nachobro]

personally, i prefer the obscenity scale of temperature measurement. it ranges from "cold as shit" to "hot as a motherfucker"

[BisMarckie]

One argument to switch to Kelvin is that news programming could be even more alarmist about the weather.

It‘s going to be 300 degrees tomorrow!!!

[BisMarckie]

Somehow, some way, we 'mericans remember that 32F is freezing and to expect ice and snow near or below that temp, and remember how any given temperature reading feels above that without it pertaining to the super relevant boiling point of water.

Somehow.

Although unlike most of the rest of the world we don't get to spend our days remarking on how much our temperature scale makes sense;  "Bloody bloke it's 33.2% of the boiling temp of water today, a real scorcher, it was only 31.7% of the boiling temp of water just yesterday ol' chap!"

The British are even worse, they use both. I think getting Prime Minister Boris is a just punishment for that.

[Transhuman]

No whinin'

[Raist]

You guys are totally right.

BRB changing the standard used by my entire country, just a sec.

Celcius makes sense just like metric measurements.
0=freezing point of water
100=boiling point of water.

Fahrenheit is fucking incomprehensible and makes no logical sense to normal humans.

I'm not boiling water, though.

Well of course you aren't.

But not everyone is as lucky as you, having access to the perfect balanced meals coming in cans, or as dry pellets. Some of us have to cook pasta and shit.

Noodles, apparently...

[BisMarckie]

Building a pool is not that expensive

[Raist]

Mods pls, cultural appropriation, he used a picture from a french website 

[Don Rumata]

Building a pool is not that expensive

In an apartment building?
Wrapping your laptop in plastic and sitting under the shower is cheaper.

[paprikastaude]

summer is shit. winter is shit. climate change killed the only two good seasons.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Imagine having booked a summer holiday to portugal though and having 18 degrees while everyone at home is like lol

[Trent Dole]

Rocking a tank and camo shorts cause it's too fucking hot for actual clothes. Goddamn summer is making us go full boomer.

[Don Rumata]

Rocking a tank and camo shorts cause it's too fucking hot for actual clothes. Goddamn summer is making us go full boomer.

I prefer a single sock over my privates.

[Tasty]

Rocking a tank and camo shorts cause it's too fucking hot for actual clothes. Goddamn summer is making us go full boomer.

I prefer a single sock over my privates.

Consider a jock, it offers more support.

Unless you're in a rock band and want to say Fuck The Man.

[Raist]

Sister lives in Southern France. Told me today it was still 46C at 6pm (that's 115F for you bloody yanks).


What in the fuck.

[VomKriege]

Same over here but I've been fortunate. My flat is pretty heat-resilient because of orientation (provided I open windows at night to cool it down) and I'm working in climatized offices all week.

Count me in the contingent of "cold is a lot more tolerable".

[BisMarckie]

[MMaRsu]

Ya its pretty fucking hot

[MMaRsu]

Same over here but I've been fortunate. My flat is pretty heat-resilient because of orientation (provided I open windows at night to cool it down) and I'm working in climatized offices all week.

Count me in the contingent of "cold is a lot more tolerable".

My flat is aimed right at the sun starting from 13.00 PM or something till when it goes fucking down

LOL

Im getting baked

[HardcoreRetro]

Im getting baked

Avatar quote.

[MMaRsu]

Im getting baked

Avatar quote.

Ugh I wish

Got my fucking wisdkm teeth removed two days ago and im still reeling from the effects cant smoke anything goddamnit im flippin out cause I can barely eat too goddamnit

[Brehvolution]

Put in 4 AC units throughout the house. This is the latest in the season that I can remember. We had a very mild May/June.

Comfortable sleep
  The noise 
my electric bill 

[Raist]

Put in 4 AC units throughout the house. This is the latest in the season that I can remember. We had a very mild May/June.

Comfortable sleep
  The noise 
my electric bill 

  The environment 

[Don Rumata]

Put in 4 AC units throughout the house. This is the latest in the season that I can remember. We had a very mild May/June.

Comfortable sleep
  The noise 
my electric bill 

  The environment 

Fortnite generation's future.

[Great Rumbler]

AC in the sleeping room?

*Dubai hotels flashbacks*

 

That fucking NOISE.

I gotta have white noise to sleep anyway, so an AC running is like a sweet lullaby to me.

[BisMarckie]

 

[Rufus]

We only have to hold out til Saturday. We're gonna survive this.

[BisMarckie]

Saturday can‘t get here soon enough

[bork]

It's in the high 80s this week in ATL.  Not too bad for once.

AC in the sleeping room?

*Dubai hotels flashbacks*

 

That fucking NOISE.

Good, more quiet 'MURICAN AC units that don't suck.


Got central heating/AC in my place, so it's always nice, cool, and quiet regardless in every room.

[bork]

If anyone needs a good fan, check out the Vornado "Energy Smart" line.  They're pricier, but are super-quiet on the lower settings.  I don't usually feel the need to turn it up to more than like 15-25% power and it doesn't make a sound. 

[BisMarckie]

I bought a dyson fan in june for way too much money because the dude in the store talked me into it. 

[bork]

I bought a dyson fan in june for way too much money because the dude in the store talked me into it. 

Would like to get one, but I just can't for those prices. 

[Mr Gilhaney]

I bought one of those last year, it's sensational. Now I want that Dyson vacuum as well. The one with the lcd screen of course

[bork]

There's some decently-priced knock-offs available though:

https://www.amazon.com/Lasko-Remote-Control-Bladeless-AC615/dp/B07Q6ZH2BD/ref=sr_1_17?keywords=dyson+fan&qid=1563974219&s=home-garden&sr=1-17

https://www.amazon.com/ULTTY-Bladeless-Oscillating-SleepTimer-Powerful/dp/B07PYSBSZS/ref=sr_1_29?keywords=dyson+fan&qid=1563974219&s=home-garden&sr=1-29

But are they really good or are those reviews just bullshit?

[Mr Gilhaney]

If you get the second one, you should try putting it in your pooper

[BisMarckie]

I bought one of those last year, it's sensational. Now I want that Dyson vacuum as well. The one with the lcd screen of course

Can you watch porn on that screen while the vacuum cleaner sucks you off?
If yes then I am driving to the store right fucking now.

[Tasty]

I enjoy summer while it's here, but I've always been slightly better off in the winter. In any case, the best season is autumn, which I can't wait for this year.

[SmokyDave]

I bought one of those last year, it's sensational. Now I want that Dyson vacuum as well. The one with the lcd screen of course

I bought a Dyson V12 and things have never been the same again. They're fucking awesome.

[BisMarckie]

The worst thing is grabbing a cold drink from the fridge only for it to be lukewarm after 3 minutes.

[Raist]

[SmokyDave]

The worst thing is grabbing a cold drink from the fridge only for it to be lukewarm after 3 minutes.

Get an ice-bucket and keep it well stocked. Then you can pop the can back into the ice between delicate sips.

I mean, if it gets any warmer you'll need an ice bucket for the ice bucket, but that's the price of a cold bevvy.

[MMaRsu]

[jorma]

i don't know why you bitches are whingeing, the weather is fine. 

[skullstorm]

My head hurts when it's too hot 

[Don Rumata]

There's supposed to be 40°c here today, but it's actually not that bad.
Maybe low humidity for once.

[BisMarckie]

[BisMarckie]

The worst thing is grabbing a cold drink from the fridge only for it to be lukewarm after 3 minutes.

Get an ice-bucket and keep it well stocked. Then you can pop the can back into the ice between delicate sips.

I mean, if it gets any warmer you'll need an ice bucket for the ice bucket, but that's the price of a cold bevvy.

I think I need more something like this

[Raist]

It's already 29C (84F) at 9am. Halp

[VomKriege]

It's already 29C (84F) at 9am. Halp

The night was shitty and it's gonna be a struggle until 4-5 am tomorrow morning.

[HardcoreRetro]

Sweating by just sitting in front of the monitor. It pretty warm.

Anyone wanna buy some gamersweat?

[skullstorm]

Can you do a good ahegao face?

[BisMarckie]

Left my phone in the car, it doesn‘t turn on anymore. Probably easily over 60 degrees celsius in there.

[VomKriege]

Left my phone in the car, it doesn‘t turn on anymore. Probably easily over 60 degrees celsius in there.

No climate control in the car ? Damn.

[Kara]

We got a water cooler at the commune 3-4 months ago, something that I opposed because (1) Nestle is comically evil, and (2) our municipal water is fine and one of the only infrastructure items that gets kept up by our beleaguered city, but alas I was overruled in a rare instance on my part of not just voting in support of every proposal (a good way to troll anarchists is to just agree with them all the time because deep down they crave conflict more than anything). Anyway, we blew through a month's supply as soon as the heatwave finally came to Southern California earlier this month and now we have a useless appliance until Nestle brings us more water from indigenous land or whatever.

[BisMarckie]

Left my phone in the car, it doesn‘t turn on anymore. Probably easily over 60 degrees celsius in there.

No climate control in the car ? Damn.

Of course I have, but that‘s not much of use if the phone is baking in there for 8 hours while I am at work.

[Occam]

Unfortunately heat like that kills li-ion batteries or at least drastically lowers their capacity (permanently). Other components like the screen may get damaged, too.

Don't try to charge it before it has cooled down or it may actually catch fire or explode!

[Nintex]

Way too hot and our country isn't build for this. We need more air conditioners, sunscreens etc. .

There's a law here that doesn't allow monumental buildings to be retrofitted with air conditioners or other things that might 'change the aesthetic of the building' and guess where your boy Nintex has his office. 
I've taken about 4 showers today to cool down and I'm about to have my 5th because I just had a hot meal which again increased by body temperature.

Most comfy times were in my car. Just turn the dial to -5C and let it rip blasting The Underdog Project Summer Jam with a semi-open window and a refreshing drink.

I'm surprised my Asthma hasn't kicked in yet. Which it usually does when it gets so hot.