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[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/HardDriveMag/status/1209134069163921410

I'm sure this is Resetera's argument but serious. 

[Straight Edge]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/my-life-as-a-non-star-wars-fan.160999/

It explains a lot that Hobbes finds this video funny.

[HaughtyFrank]

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https://twitter.com/femfreq/status/1204506538200559616

 

[Transhuman]

I mean the Star Wars franchise management is a weight around the neck creatively speaking so i'm not surprised in the least Rian couldn't swing it. Who could? They even tried to force Lord & Miller to drink the Kool-Aid and turn out something they wouldn't be proud of. Reminds me of that David Fincher quote I read once:

My first movie [Alien 3], it’s fairly well known, was a disaster. I stupidly felt that the people who were financing it had more to lose than I did if it was bad. I allowed myself to be steered into this communal making and then when the shit hits the fan, all of a sudden, everybody scatters and you’re the guy standing there saying, “wait, who’s got a suggestion now?” So if I’m going to take the blame, if I’m going to take the brunt of it, I’m going to make the decisions.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

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https://twitter.com/femfreq/status/1204506538200559616

 

BULLY HUNTERS 2.0 Y'ALL

[KillRideMedley]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/what-does-it-feel-like-to-die.161001/

[NegativeCrepe]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/what-does-it-feel-like-to-die.161001/

like talking to marrec without filler likes to soften the blow

[Snoopycat_]

It's a jolly Resetera Christmas

https://www.resetera.com/threads/is-anyone-else-spending-the-holidays-alone.161008/

[Joe Molotov]

It's a jolly Resetera Christmas

https://www.resetera.com/threads/is-anyone-else-spending-the-holidays-alone.161008/

At least you can watch Star Wars 40 times if you’re alone...oh wait it’s Alt-Right now.

[PogiJones]

Exactly 100% of Transhuman posts start with "I mean," and he is exactly 100% a dickface for it.

[blame space]

i mean what's wrong with being a dickface

[PogiJones]

The annoying moans when you blow your nose

[Boredfrom]

mike in particular seems consistently bothered by the corporate part of movie-making. this is pretty consistent with how he viewed star trek movies, the star wars prequels, the star wars sequels, and other blockbusters. the face he makes when he asks about what came first - the comic book black panther or the black panther movement is a pretty good indicator of this. he's more offended that some corporation would take something and shove it into media. i can side with him on the believe that film should be art, but he's a thousand percent wrong when he goes off on stupid tangents about the diversity in the force awakens and how it's really just a marketing ploy. maybe it is - but representation matters. not just for the art being created right now, but how it will bring in new fans with different backgrounds and upbringings, who can expand perspectives. i think mike could really do with being a lot more open-minded and a lot less binary on this sort of thing. jay just needs to stop feeling like he's being personally attacked in some scenarios.

 

They totally nailed that important representation with Finn, Rose and Lando’s daughter.

[Lonewulfeus]

Exactly 100% of Transhuman posts start with "I mean," and he is exactly 100% a dickface for it.

No bully pls

i mean what's wrong with being a dickface

God you are painfully unfunny

[Boredfrom]

Yeah it's going to be hard to get mad at shit like "But this isn't like my legacy character!" If there's no legacy character, timeline, etc to complain about. And anybody else complaining about SJWs should be ignored completely anyway.

This guys thinking Star Wars is fucking Final Fantasy or something and you can shit anything because Rian Johnson dares to innovate by not accomplishing nothing in his film.

Hollywood is not that creative to begin with to make that hypothetical Star Wars free of Skywalkers without feeling like a rehash with different name. At best you fucks are going to get a competent adaptation of the Old Republic and people will bitch again about not respecting the games.

[BIONIC]

All you fucks shut up already. There’s only one man, nay legend that I want to hear talk about Star Wars.

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[Momo]

somewhere on page fetish post

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[Uncle]

https://twitter.com/Polygon/status/1209111458677764096
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https://twitter.com/femfreq/status/1204506538200559616

 

funny thing with these two tweets

polygon's replies are about 60/40 people saying to stop beating the dead horse vs. we love u qween strike down GG

femfreq's replies are about 99% absolute mockery and repeating the 30k discord grift

when anita speaks out PEOPLE LISTEN    :'(

when she asks for money 

[ShutUp]

Is that Brandi Rhodes? Even if it's not 

[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-ot-revenge-of-a-sith-spoilers-now-open.158254/page-243#post-27670295

John Boyega opinion doesn’t count.

[Transhuman]

Exactly 100% of Transhuman posts start with "I mean," and he is exactly 100% a dickface for it.

You're mean.

[pgtl_10]

Can anyone explain why Resetera is obsessed with TLJ? Do they actually like the movie or just defend it?

[blame space]

Exactly 100% of Transhuman posts start with "I mean," and he is exactly 100% a dickface for it.

No bully pls

i mean what's wrong with being a dickface

God you are painfully unfunny

thanks, lonewulfeus! i hope you have a Merry Christmas i was just trying to defend my friend from being called a dickface for no reason 😆

you, unlike me, are freakin' hilarious! 😂

[EightBitNate]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone struggle to assimilate more than blame space on the bore

[Rahxephon91]

Can anyone explain why Resetera is obsessed with TLJ? Do they actually like the movie or just defend it?

They like it because they have to defend it.

[Transhuman]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone struggle to assimilate more than blame space on the bore

I feel like that is more of a compliment than you realise

[Ghoul]

lmao imagine fitting in here, it would end in, he then turned the gun on himself.

[Snoopycat_]

The hardcore gaming enthusiasts are currently throwing a massive temper tantrum because Henry Cavill said he likes playing on pc

https://www.resetera.com/threads/nme-%E2%80%9Cwhich-do-you-prefer-xbox-or-playstation-%E2%80%9D-henry-cavill-%E2%80%9Cpc-%E2%80%9D.160908/


"not surprising that a millionaire likes to game on pc where you cant get in for under 3k

probably has someone hired full time to mess with game settings and drivers."


"lol he's an actor, he should stay within his domain"


"Wealthy individual prefers platform that gets exponentially better depending on how much money you throw at it, what a shocker."

"honestly don't care what that creep thinks. not surprised he's primarily a pc gamer given his MeToo remarks. Also, The Witcher 3 came out in 2015, it's time to move on"

"Not that he would have changed his answer, but they couldn't have asked about the Switch, too?"




 



 

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/im-starting-to-realize-that-the-last-jedi-is-a-modern-blair-witch-project-paranormal-activity-situation.161058/

It's effectively a reverse cult classic.

 

[Momo]

Not that he would have changed his answer, but they couldn't have asked about the Switch, too?"

nintenyearolds always trying to justify their self induced infancy

[HaughtyFrank]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/im-starting-to-realize-that-the-last-jedi-is-a-modern-blair-witch-project-paranormal-activity-situation.161058/

It's effectively a reverse cult classic.

 

TLJ has an audience score of A on CinemaScore

What is it with cinemascore suddenly being so important. Every shit gets As and Bs

[NekoFever]

Can anyone explain why Resetera is obsessed with TLJ? Do they actually like the movie or just defend it?

Plenty of people like it, but with a few of them it’s like Ghostbusters 2016, where they felt compelled to defend it against a (genuine) alt-right backlash and, now that the dust has settled and people can admit to not liking it without having their motives questioned, they’re struggling to come down off a war footing.

Basically, they’re the Japanese soldiers on Pacific islands who don’t know the war has ended.

[wsippel]

The hardcore gaming enthusiasts are currently throwing a massive temper tantrum because Henry Cavill said he likes playing on pc

https://www.resetera.com/threads/nme-%E2%80%9Cwhich-do-you-prefer-xbox-or-playstation-%E2%80%9D-henry-cavill-%E2%80%9Cpc-%E2%80%9D.160908/

Cavill is/ was a very active Eve Online player, too. Rumor has it that he was in Confederation of Pizza back in the day. Similar to how Goonswarm was based on Something Awful and TEST was based on Reddit, Pizza was based on 4chan, and they were considered the most toxic edgelords in the game. Absolutely a bunch of people Era would love.

[Nintex]

Henry is no doubt a gamergater 

[who is ted danson?]

The hardcore gaming enthusiasts are currently throwing a massive temper tantrum because Henry Cavill said he likes playing on pc

https://www.resetera.com/threads/nme-%E2%80%9Cwhich-do-you-prefer-xbox-or-playstation-%E2%80%9D-henry-cavill-%E2%80%9Cpc-%E2%80%9D.160908/


"not surprising that a millionaire likes to game on pc where you cant get in for under 3k

probably has someone hired full time to mess with game settings and drivers."


"lol he's an actor, he should stay within his domain"


"Wealthy individual prefers platform that gets exponentially better depending on how much money you throw at it, what a shocker."

"honestly don't care what that creep thinks. not surprised he's primarily a pc gamer given his MeToo remarks. Also, The Witcher 3 came out in 2015, it's time to move on"

"Not that he would have changed his answer, but they couldn't have asked about the Switch, too?"

only a 2080ti can render cavill's jawline

[BisMarckie]

If you heard it from this clown "quantum tv" then just forget what you heard.

User Warned: Ableist language

Clown apparently  is an ableist slur

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-ot-revenge-of-a-sith-spoilers-now-open.158254/page-243#post-27670295

John Boyega opinion doesn’t count.

this is particularly good because some of the truly obnoxious TLJ cheerleaders on era use kelly tran as some kind of magic shield to deflect any accusations about how fucking toxic they are in any discussion.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

If you heard it from this clown "quantum tv" then just forget what you heard.

User Warned: Ableist language

Clown apparently  is an ableist slur

many of eras staff and prominent posters were born clowns, and have to live with being clowned by life on a daily basis

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

its a constant struggle to maintain your basic human dignity when you're constantly doing or saying dumb shit and people are laughing at you and its everyones fault but yours  :'(

[Nintex]

The best part is his disgusted face when he's asked about the consoles


Not to mention the Cavill thread is a perfect summary of all ResetEra.
Part swooning over Cavill as a sex object, part REEEEEING communists and/or console fanboys.
Even their hate for Elon Musk makes an appearance 

If I recall correctly the PC Master Race meme started with a Zero Punctuation review of The Witcher 2

[nudemacusers]

Lmao the way he says PC.

Non-pc gamers cucked into oblivion

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Does Mac gaming count as PC 

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What about iOS 

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[EchoRin]

The hardcore gaming enthusiasts are currently throwing a massive temper tantrum because Henry Cavill said he likes playing on pc

https://www.resetera.com/threads/nme-%E2%80%9Cwhich-do-you-prefer-xbox-or-playstation-%E2%80%9D-henry-cavill-%E2%80%9Cpc-%E2%80%9D.160908/


"not surprising that a millionaire likes to game on pc where you cant get in for under 3k

probably has someone hired full time to mess with game settings and drivers."


"lol he's an actor, he should stay within his domain"


"Wealthy individual prefers platform that gets exponentially better depending on how much money you throw at it, what a shocker."

"honestly don't care what that creep thinks. not surprised he's primarily a pc gamer given his MeToo remarks. Also, The Witcher 3 came out in 2015, it's time to move on"

"Not that he would have changed his answer, but they couldn't have asked about the Switch, too?"

This is amazing. Reads like all the miserable people in Yahoo comments, who no matter what the story, just want to be angry to feel better about themselves.

[Momo]

its a constant struggle to maintain your basic human dignity when you're constantly doing or saying dumb shit and people are laughing at you and its everyones fault but yours  :'(

[Jenkem]

RELEASE THE SNYDER CUT

[Nintex]

I watched the 182 minutes Ultimate Edition of Batman vs. Superman yesterday.

Zack da goat 

[Potato]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone struggle to assimilate more than blame space on the bore

Blame space, time to pick the biggest guy in the yard and start a fight. It's the only way to earn some respect.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Had trouble sleeping last night and spent a small portion trying to imagine the kind of person who watches ROS and thinks that is the kind of star wars they want more of. Baffling.

[Nintex]

*me having shower thoughts about why Attack of the Clones wasn't more about Count Dooku who has a more interesting backstory than most of the shit Disney wrote and was arguably the best performing actor of the prequel trilogy*

 

[VomKriege]

I watched the 182 minutes Ultimate Edition of Batman vs. Superman yesterday.

Zack da goat 

Reseal the Nintex cut !

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-rise-of-skywalker-disney-cuts-star-wars-same-sex-kiss-in-singapore.161076/

[PogiJones]

Exactly 100% of Transhuman posts start with "I mean," and he is exactly 100% a dickface for it.

You're mean.

 :'(

 

[Straight Edge]

Imma tell my kids this was Bea Arthur.

[nachobro]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone struggle to assimilate more than blame space on the bore

it's kind of remarkable considering how many bad posters have been here

[Cauliflower Of Love]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-rise-of-skywalker-disney-cuts-star-wars-same-sex-kiss-in-singapore.161076/

This is basically what happens to every movie in China, no? I'm not sure what the surprise is.

kirblar of all people ok with china censorship

[PogiJones]

The Bore's brash humor got me into trouble with someone in my guild in a game. She worded something funny, which I twisted into her saying she had an incestuous relationship with her son, and kept harping on that joke for a while. Turns out that she had been a victim of a weird incest-lite cheating situation, and she got hurt by my jokes.

Thanks a lot, Bire. 

For all I know, Transhuman might really have a dick on his face and I just hurt him reminding him of it.

[headwalk]

blame space misses when his glib out there one liners made him feel special and not like the entire rest of the internet.

[nachobro]

For all I know, Transhuman might really have a dick on his face and I just hurt him reminding him of it.

no just in his mouth

[HaughtyFrank]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-rise-of-skywalker-disney-cuts-star-wars-same-sex-kiss-in-singapore.161076/

Shouldn't this be as much of a deal as when Blizzard fucked up?

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Pretty great how many people in that DiSneY ArEN't YoUr ALLy IdIOts thread are namechecking the RLM review and saying how good it is


Cheebo right now
 

[nudemacusers]

Wow it’s almost like they correctly identified corporate presence in, and “support” of, marginalized groups for what it really was. 

RLM is of course the same evil entity that praised Annihilation for proper female representation in film, those monsters!