It's amazing how hard Lore fucked up his bag. Gifted the goose that lays golden eggs and then kills it through arrogance, inattention, and spinelessness. Going from super woke to hard right was the perfect icing on that shit cake.
He knows where the money is.
There's going to be quite a few rehabilitation efforts going forward. People writing books and blogs about how they were 'duped' and the lessons they learned.
JordanN looks out his window where a Biden Harris sign stands proudly on his lawn as he deletes the now banned YMCA and Gloria songs from his Spotify playlist and rolls up a Pepe banner so it neatly fits into his trashcan.
Our reporter notices the Swastika decals plastered on his chair. "Ironic isn't it" he quips, as he takes sip from his 100% organic smoothie.
Although it is easy to get rid of the stuff it isn't easy to get rid of the memories. "We had some good times playing Minecraft, our server obviously attracted only the most skilled and disciplined German builders."
Tyler agrees as he comforts his new friend who sheds a small tear: "I can't say that it wasn't fun to essentially create the most free-thinking space on the internet all by myself but desperate times call for desperate measures and I had to put the 'moderate' into our 'moderation' to safeguard democracy and future generations. So that one day I might be able to look my grandchildren in the eye and say this was our finest moment and I was always on the right side of history no matter from which angle you look at it and I earned my fortune as a giant in tech and community building fair and square. Helping people like JordanN get back on their feet is just one of the many great things I will do to keep the fabric of society and our democracy together. When you are as popular, wealthy and succesful as me you need to take responsibility."